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Some girls have a weird way of doing the LEO check.

I had one ask me for my Driver Licence to make sure I was not LEO. As if the DL would be stating Law Enforcement? Bill Ho.

[QUOTE=SouthCounty916;3576354]Here's one for the "you got to be kidding me" file.

I saw this listing for a spinner named Kylie in Brandon. Seems like my type, so I shot her a text. She replies with "Hi babe are you affiliated with any law enforcement? So I already know I'm dealing with a dunce because pretty much every person with an IQ over 60 knows that LE can lie to you if they want. So I text back "no, but you do know they can lie to you right? She replies "yes I know LOL". So she texts me the hotel address and I drive over there, takes about 20 minutes. As I get close I text her that I'm 5 minutes away and she replies "call when you get here". So I call when I get there. At this point she asks me "race / age / occupation? I'm like WTF? "Ok, fine, I'm white, and the other 2 things are not relevant". She says "they are relevant because I need to know you are not law enforcement". Now not 20 minutes ago we both agreed that LE can indeed lie to you, so how is this query of hers going to be helpful in any way? And since when does race and age give you any insight into whether or not someone is LE? And wouldn't it make more sense to do this type of screeneing (retarded as it is) in the beginning and not after the person already knows what hotel you are in? But none of it mattered because at this point I had completely lost interest and simply said "thanks for wasting my time" and I split.

Just my luck on the ONE DAY this week I get a little free time and I end up choosing some friggin Nancy Drew want to be. Story of my life.

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For members with an ATF that are easy on the eyes. I will be shooting portfolios in a suite on Ulmerton Road near the Clearwater airport. Booking hour long sessions between 4 pm and midnight, I provide complete portfolios for our girls in need of decent photographs. They leave with a flash drive of their photos.

As this is my hobby (not my profession), I ask for a few photos to ad to my portfolio, and they must agree to allow me to post them here on USASG. I do not shoot porn, and I shoot at the comfort level of the model.

No catch, no trade out. It is free.

I am also providing a free seminar for those that want to learn how to use bitcoin, and how to purchase it at a low rate (no, I do not sell bitcoin).

It is open to anyone that would like to attend. All who attend will remain anonymous. This is open to USASG members and ATFs or friends you believe need help with bitcoin.

PM for location. It will be at 8 pm.

Lastly, one of my models will be providing a free hour session for two lucky Senior members. PM if you would like to be considered. SENIOR ONLY. Yes FREE, no catch (She can be a bit of a nymph and likes it hard).

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You have to be understanding. They are just as jumpy as we are. I once made an appointment and there was a police car outside the hotel. I bailed on that one.

[QUOTE=BillHo;3576907]Some girls have a weird way of doing the LEO check.

I had one ask me for my Driver Licence to make sure I was not LEO. As if the DL would be stating Law Enforcement? Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Xander12;3576807]Erica is hell bent on changing her name and profile to a new alias Jenna. When you reference her previous reviews as Erica, she openly denies it with a hint of knowledge. She pushes you to new reviews. Contacting her now is responsive but weird. She quickly puts up a slight defense you know will escalate into a cold fish when you arrive. Saw her before, dead fish, won't see her again.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/big-titties-sweet/27672357[/URL][/QUOTE]FYI, many people here know her as Erika, not Erica. Lucky for me, my experience with her wasn't really bad although I am minority for sure (big case of YMMV). Her service is all covered and no GFE for those who care about this. She has really good hygiene (and giant mountains) which I like though. Please note that she only sees Caucasian and Asian mongers, so fellow AA mongers don't wait the time with her.

[QUOTE=Meridian99;3577056]FYI, many people here know her as Erika, not Erica. Lucky for me, my experience with her wasn't really bad although I am minority for sure (big case of YMMV). Her service is all covered and no GFE for those who care about this. She has really good hygiene (and giant mountains) which I like though. Please note that she only sees Caucasian and Asian mongers, so fellow AA mongers don't wait the time with her.[/QUOTE]Agreed, the times I spent with her werent that bad either. In my opinion, there are much worse out there.

[QUOTE=BillHo;3576907]Some girls have a weird way of doing the LEO check.

I had one ask me for my Driver Licence to make sure I was not LEO. As if the DL would be stating Law Enforcement? Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]She Did all the same with me then asked me to park in a specific parking spot and asked for the color of my car and make. I don't like it when she want me to park in a certain place So I parked somewhere else and lied about my car and that really p* her off.

I normally go to AMPs, but figured I would try something new. Looking to possibly set something up after work. Any info on these would be greatly appreciated.

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The last one I actually was on my way to ruskin to meet her. About 20 minuets away and she calls and cancels. Thanks in advance for any info on them.

Was in town this weekend and always plan my dreams in a week or more in advance. My dreams only include visits for headache relief with known recommended experts. First on my list was a recommendation for a new queen on the SP side who got sick and was in the hospital, second was also a sweet dream whose work schedule created a conflict, and third was Holly. A known expert.

I don't cowboy my dream partners, but over time, and especially looking over reviews for Holly, have come to the ultimate conclusion that they have lives too. Shit happens and they cancel, get late, they go crickets, and do all the things that make us move on. And sometimes even piss us off. Brother mongers, it's all part of the game. Move on when you need to.

That said, I may schedule or think I'm scheduling several options for a visit with an understanding that I too have a life and if my window of opportunity is narrow I want to be sure my dream includes a visit to the clinic somewhere. Now there's an argument that my childish behavior pisses off my dream companions who are it seems always having a bad day and counting on my visit. In one of my dreams I drove girls to OC appointments who gave bad addresses, weren't there, etc. So I get it. Thus I always caveat my appointments with an understanding to the effect that stuff happens in my life, the window of opportunity may change, my excuse for getting out of the house changes and that I will send out an alert as soon as I know. I believe that's a better approach. After all, a call to alert your dream companion that your plans to head to the movies now include a teenage boy coming along with you is a better option than no call at all. Especially if you would to like to visit later.

The Spanish have a word, encantar, which is a middle-ground word for like. More than I like to, but not I would die for. Yo encanto my visits with Hott Holly. I wrote her first review on that oTHer site as Nurse Holly. She is good at what she does. I have a myriad of issues old war vets carry with them, and she has become my ICU nurse when I need intensive care. She's there. I appreciate momma Holly's appearance and physique more importantly the comfort zone she offers during those visits. Never rushed and always, always on target.

This was visit number three of five scheduled. And each time is a little better as we get to know each other, understand and appreciate one other, and show respect the dream gets incredibly sweeter. That's why Holly's other reviews and comments on this forum always recognize her talents. Holly needs to be elevated to legend status equal to absent Amand G on the St Pete side.

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I texted at least half a dozen providers this morning, with no response (where was everybody today?) Finally I got a hold of Gianna, who I hadn't seen before. I know she has mixed reviews on this site, but I had a good time with her. After reading previous reviews, I knew to expect some hoops to jump through in seeing her, like driving to one location, then being told to go to another. Once I got there, it was worth it. She is very sweet and friendly in person. I'm not really a breast man, but wow, they are huge and nice. Lots of kissing, which I love, an an extended DATY session. I will repeat, because I think it can only get better. She is probably a real case of YMMV.

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This girl is the hottest provider I have ever been with. No joke. She is young beautiful and sexy AF. The pics are def her but looks much better in person. Everything covered for qv for. 8. Little rushed and mechanical but was still worth it to bang a hot girl like that. I will repeat.

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I had the exact same exchange from a different provider named Bella. I mean seriously the same comments were sent to me. She asked "Hi babe are you affiliated with any law enforcement?" and etc. Please see the link to the provider below.

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[QUOTE=SouthCounty916;3576354]Here's one for the "you got to be kidding me" file.

I saw this listing for a spinner named Kylie in Brandon. Seems like my type, so I shot her a text. She replies with "Hi babe are you affiliated with any law enforcement? So I already know I'm dealing with a dunce because pretty much every person with an IQ over 60 knows that LE can lie to you if they want. So I text back "no, but you do know they can lie to you right? She replies "yes I know LOL". So she texts me the hotel address and I drive over there, takes about 20 minutes. As I get close I text her that I'm 5 minutes away and she replies "call when you get here". So I call when I get there. At this point she asks me "race / age / occupation? I'm like WTF? "Ok, fine, I'm white, and the other 2 things are not relevant". She says "they are relevant because I need to know you are not law enforcement". Now not 20 minutes ago we both agreed that LE can indeed lie to you, so how is this query of hers going to be helpful in any way? And since when does race and age give you any insight into whether or not someone is LE? And wouldn't it make more sense to do this type of screeneing (retarded as it is) in the beginning and not after the person already knows what hotel you are in? But none of it mattered because at this point I had completely lost interest and simply said "thanks for wasting my time" and I split.

Just my luck on the ONE DAY this week I get a little free time and I end up choosing some friggin Nancy Drew want to be. Story of my life.

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[QUOTE=Opus1;3577863]I texted at least half a dozen providers this morning, with no response (where was everybody today?)[/QUOTE]I've taken to texting at least 4-5 providers, and the first one that says "on my way", that's the lucky girl. I've plenty of money, very little time. Sick of this ghost bullshit. Get off the drugs, because you're missing out on a shit ton of money.

[QUOTE=JohnQPublic1;3577725]I normally go to AMPs, but figured I would try something new. Looking to possibly set something up after work. Any info on these would be greatly appreciated.

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The last one I actually was on my way to ruskin to meet her. About 20 minuets away and she calls and cancels. Thanks in advance for any info on them.[/QUOTE]I've seen the last one, Eula. Not sure if you'll ever get anything but a massage and tug from her.

I'm thought about seeing the first one, too, but have not yet.

The rest are repeat ads from some kind of group / organization that appears to run Asians in the area. I've never tried them as it appears TGTBT.

I have had 2 different providers text me this morning both saying they were out of town and needing some help. I don't have any food no shampoo and needing female necessities. Blah blah blah. Now both of the females know that I don't do the whole transfer or wire airmail thing. Neither one ever mentioned how or when they were going to get back much less how the where going to pay me back. Just a thought. What are these women thinking?