What happens when a water creature and a bird make love?
[QUOTE=Platypus19;3285363]Long time lurker, long time monger, first time poster. Noticed the recent trend to combine animals and letters, decided to join the bandwagon. Saving now for a attention getting Sports Car to impress the SW's and Dancers with. Spending lots of time upping my skills at Blackjack so I can win at the casino and afford top end escorts.
Just a little humor to lighten your day Gentlemen.
Thank you to everyone that has TOFTT, I expect nothing from anyone until I prove myself on the board. To that end I have a semi-utr that lives in an Apartment near the airport. Unfortunately she cannot host at this time so it's either pick her up or car date. Latino, mid twenties, would be cute if not for some acne issues, some baby damage, nice set of C's and a great ass. Main advantage -closer to SW pricing than BP pricing. Never discussed time with her, just services and doesn't stop or get impatient until I finish (of course that's rarely more than 20 minutes TOPS anyway for FS.
Contributing Seniors feel free to PM me for her number.
Platypus slithering out.[/QUOTE]You got to be fucking kidding me.
Next he will be called Griffin19?
Hey Dolphin / Eagle / Whatever animal #19 you are going to be.
Did you fail english class or something because like if you haven't figured it out yet we can tell it is you by the way you write, the way you name yourself and other things.
I honestly want to wish you the best of luck. After all, we are all here trying to get that pussy for the best value and share with each other for enjoyment but you are sure making everyone just hate you.
I won't feed your trollish antics but can you at least get good at trolling? We all would loved to be entertained by at least trying to fool us completely.
I give you a 1/10.
P.S. Sorry admin, I probably should post this in the Rants section but he isn't even trying anymore.