The dress thing about lexi is bullshit
Just want to throw off any lurking LE. Thanks again everyone.
Good timing and good luck
[QUOTE=PeruvianLlama;2176725]Once again all talent across the bay. Please visit in Tampa.[/QUOTE]Are all you need here in St Pete. The Hess may not be as hopping as 5 years ago, but it's got talent. So too do 9th Ave and 4th Street and even the infamous Haines Road. In fact, in a parallel universe I'd be living behind or very near the Hess strumpet stomping grounds. I've even noticed some ladies walking west of US19 behind the Cedar and Palmaire. Back in the glory days of strumpet history those backstreets were teeming with willing workers, and we seem to have some what of a resurgence?
I would; however, be wary of sticky-fingered Jenn aka Jennifer. She's easy on the eyes, but has roving hands that like to grab monger's wallets. Scooped her recently and parked far away. She tried every strumpet trick possible to try to get her fingers on my bulging leather money machine, but I tactfully thwarted her every attempt. Alas she was forced to milk the juicy elixir from my happy trouser snake. Poor girl left with $30 and a well-greased throat. She's got a tight-azzed body, but she'll rob you in a heartbeat! She was staying north of the hump and walking south of the hump because she's afraid of Sheriff Snotdrizzle. She's just one of many aspiring boa blowers in the Hess harlot zone.
Porky Pigs And their stage
[QUOTE=PeruvianLlama;2179666]While I value my rights, I also value my time. If you have nothing to hide, just tell LEO you stopped to make call in the beginning, I don't want to lose 45 minutes of cruising time or waste time visiting judge to prove I'm right. Life is too short and too much pussy to nail.[/QUOTE]I tend to agree with you Llama, I would have probably just acquiesced to Sherriff Porky and been on my way, but damn am I proud of my boy Blue Ballz. I'm so sick and tired of seeing my hard earned money spent on the morality police. High fives all around for my boy Blue. Think of all the resources and money that were wasted in that 45 minute interrogation of Blue.
Now, the most important point in all of this, is to understand their tactics (which Blue so eloquently detailed and I believe is outlined in the Rules to Mongering). I never, ever pick up a static SW, only the girls that are moving. Almost every sting has a stage. This stage is typically a protective space of about 20 feet for the decoy to walk back and forth in. They may move the stage from one street to another, but the decoy never leaves the nest. Be patient before scooping. I always do a drive by and then park and recon the situation first, before picking up. Typically, the girl has travelled at least 200 yards before I swoop in. I'm still amazed there are mongers that are rolling their window down trying to wheel and deal.
Without Faith, she is now number one regarding BBBJ quality in st pete
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2180004]And she also still lusts for the sweet, hot nectar of our throbbing pocket pythons. Earlier today at a candle lit den of ill repute she had her way with my pocket piccolo. She played cum together and caused an 8. 3 earthquake on my prickter scale. My swinging boa really enjoyed the trip in and out of her little rabbit hole. Like Mt. Pinatubo he shot a hot mass of molten love juices to show his appreciation for this little kumquat queen. She was last spotted at Checkers buying her bf a burger with her ill-gotten gains.[/QUOTE]That is my humble view.
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Strutting strumpets, sniveling snotdrizzles
[QUOTE=XiaoXing;2180317]That is my humble view.
Xx.[/QUOTE]Francine is prancing in her priccolo dance circling the Hess and nearby streets. She's probably still staying at her candlelit tart cave with her bobo bf. He's harmless and will leave while she milks all manner of trouser snakes with her special nympho style. She'll do a sweet blow and go for 30 reasons or let your snake in her rabbit hole for 40.
Model-faced nympho Malia was also spotted at McDonalds and I know some lucky python got his happy meal. She was wearing the same sexy red tart top as yesterday, so I was hoping one of you would take her shopping. She has an insatiable need for python juice so please don't disappoint her tasty little azz. She needs milk with knives in it I guess? Yarbles!
I felt like the Dukes of Hazzard this afternoon
On 34th street between 38th Ave North and 9th Ave North. I couldn't keep my car straight as I was hooting and hollering at all our fine damsels in distress. I saw Francine, Jewels (that is her backpage name), Amanda G, Our Lady in Red (Malia), Sticky Finger Jenn, Ripp Off Sara (cute skinny blonde with glasses that walks like George Jefferson), and a few other first timers. All of them, with the exception of Francine were walking by Ronald's Golden Arches. I mean it was one after another, with no Boss Hog in sight. Malia made it a third day in a row with her red top. I had a close up on her, but decided not to partake. I was more on a recon mission then anything else, since Little Miss Francine took all my serpent juice a couple days ago. What is great about Francine is that she is so tiny and nimble that she can be on top of you in a blink of an eye and fuck you silly. Plus, I don't know how she does it, but her pussy seems to smell sweeter the hotter the outside temperature becomes. I hate mongering in June, July and August because my nose is way too sensitive. Nothing worse then catching a whiff of stank pussy. Never have to worry about that with Francine.
St PETERammersburg is hopping
[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2181791]On 34th street between 38th Ave North and 9th Ave North. I couldn't keep my car straight as I was hooting and hollering at all our fine damsels in distress. I saw Francine, Jewels (that is her backpage name), Amanda G, Our Lady in Red (Malia), Sticky Finger Jenn, Ripp Off Sara (cute skinny blonde with glasses that walks like George Jefferson), and a few other first timers. All of them, with the exception of Francine were walking by Ronald's Golden Arches. I mean it was one after another, with no Boss Hog in sight. Malia made it a third day in a row with her red top. I had a close up on her, but decided not to partake. I was more on a recon mission then anything else, since Little Miss Francine took all my serpent juice a couple days ago. What is great about Francine is that she is so tiny and nimble that she can be on top of you in a blink of an eye and fuck you silly. Plus, I don't know how she does it, but her pussy seems to smell sweeter the hotter the outside temperature becomes. I hate mongering in June, July and August because my nose is way too sensitive. Nothing worse then catching a whiff of stank pussy. Never have to worry about that with Francine.[/QUOTE]With a bevy of willing harlots and prancing strumpets just as it should be! Newly anointed poo poo chief Hollowhead can get in line to kiss my azz because we ain't shutting this bordello down! Just like the western mining towns in the late 1800's, our strumpets are critical to our python's health and well-being. Along with the medical marijuana amendment we should be having a vote on a medical mongering amendment this fall. Mongering is clearly good for one's health, but staying at home with your wife definitely isn't! The only bad thing about having so many talented tarts is that I only have one throbbing pocket python to partake in the adventures. Nymphos like Francine, Kendra and Malia always seem to take him the distance and wear him down in the final gooey blast. Boss Hog, Officer Snotdrizzle and Detective Douchebauchery need to chase lattes and crumpets, and leave our fine felonious vixens alone. The number of unsolved homicides in St PETERsburg since 2000 (67) is far higher than the median officer's IQ. Just like with the strumpets; we don't pay them for their brains. If they would legalize it, this would be one hell of a booming industry and it would raise FloriDUH to new heights! We'd be the talk of the world and a southern Amsterdam! Our fine harlots can compete with the worlds best providers!!
A one tenth of Florida women live on sex busines?
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2181830]With a bevy of willing harlots and prancing strumpets just as it should be! Newly anointed poo poo chief Hollowhead can get in line to kiss my azz because we ain't shutting this bordello down! Just like the western mining towns in the late 1800's, our strumpets are critical to our python's health and well-being. Along with the medical marijuana amendment we should be having a vote on a medical mongering amendment this fall. Mongering is clearly good for one's health, but staying at home with your wife definitely isn't! The only bad thing about having so many talented tarts is that I only have one throbbing pocket python to partake in the adventures. Nymphos like Francine, Kendra and Malia always seem to take him the distance and wear him down in the final gooey blast. Boss Hog, Officer Snotdrizzle and Detective Douchebauchery need to chase lattes and crumpets, and leave our fine felonious vixens alone. The number of unsolved homicides in St PETERsburg since 2000 (67) is far higher than the median officer's IQ. Just like with the strumpets; we don't pay them for their brains. If they would legalize it, this would be one hell of a booming industry and it would raise FloriDUH to new heights! We'd be the talk of the world and a southern Amsterdam! Our fine harlots can compete with the worlds best providers!![/QUOTE]May be more than 1/10 if you include stripper, massage HE providers, SW, BP, craigislist etc. If legalize it, the number can go up to 1/5. If the governor is smart enough, he should legalize it.
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Katie from gate way about 8 months back
So Katie from gate way is back in town, without a db, for now. She is hanging around hess, she said but I seen her at gate way first. Oh and she's about 6 months pregnant. She used to be a good time unless she was over medicated, not sure if service has changed as I didn't partake. Have fun and stay safe.