Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AMouthFull;1966365]Went to shep. During the day to check out the AMP. I must say the girls arent very attractive and the rub just totally sucks. Not sure of her name but, do they all slap you on your back? Repeatedly! I had to tell her to quit doing that. On the flip she asked what I wanted, I then decided just for a standard finish. She was very demanding about $ and acted like she was going to for the timed world record to finish me. Gave her .2 and she demanded more. I got out of there quick.

Will not repeat. Are all the AMP this way?[/QUOTE]I wonder if it's the same girl I had a few years back in Maryville tn before most of the AMP's shut down there. That sounds exactly like the experience I had. I've always thought if I ran into the ***** or one like her, I would give her the ass slap of the century. No doubt the girl was getting her jollies by slapping me actually between my back and ass. She hit me hard. It hurt. She really had an attitude. That's the only bad experience for me, Mouth. Most of the girls are nice or at the least pleasant.

[QUOTE=OlMuffDiver;1972059]Wen to the other side of where big lots is. Sign on window implies that they concentrate on feet. Ha ha.

Had a terrible partial massage. When I saw that nothing more was to be had, I got dressed to leave. She started blocking the door asking for money.

I left anyway. She went outside. Stood behind my car, as if she was trying to keep me from hitting her. Finally, as I backed out slowly, she moved, {TCS. Ellipses}acting like she was writing down my license plate number.

What a rip. Off.

I would guess all of the new ones up & down shelbyville Road are the same.[/QUOTE]I meant to say that I wen to the other side of where best buy is.

Sorry.

Another great time in candyland. Everything was enjoyed except the poopy palace. Soso massage skills if any, but not there for that.

80 + 100 was pretty dead in there for a sat evening. BTW, she loves to kiss.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;1973458]Another great time in candyland. Everything was enjoyed except the poopy palace. Soso massage skills if any, but not there for that.

80 + 100 was pretty dead in there for a sat evening. BTW, she loves to kiss.[/QUOTE]ROTFLMAO..."poopy palace".

Holy crap, that was funny.

[QUOTE=OlMuffDiver;1971401]Cloud,

You've got to go into the business writing trashy romance novels! Son, you've got talent![/QUOTE]It does take quite the imagination to come up with these stories. Science fiction might be appropriate too.

What ever happened to a red head named Fantasia? I saw her about 2 years or so ago on one of my trips to Lou. She was fun. I have lost her number and haven't seen ads or website in a while. Any info would be great. Thanks.

[QUOTE=AMouthFull;1966365]Went to shep. During the day to check out the AMP. I must say the girls arent very attractive and the rub just totally sucks. Not sure of her name but, do they all slap you on your back? Repeatedly! I had to tell her to quit doing that. On the flip she asked what I wanted, I then decided just for a standard finish. She was very demanding about $ and acted like she was going to for the timed world record to finish me. Gave her .2 and she demanded more. I got out of there quick.

Will not repeat. Are all the AMP this way?[/QUOTE]Seems there are a couple that keep getting good praise...they have been reviewed here recently.

[QUOTE=Jman3848;1975910]Seems there are a couple that keep getting good praise...they have been reviewed here recently.[/QUOTE]Do you realize that there are 2 AMPs in shep?

Presently, there are some very attractive ones at east spa...especially sandy, if she's still there. I believe $.60 is the going rate.

The other one is nm, which is on the other side of 65, on the little dead end, next to denny's. It's the place that has a chain link fence all around it.

[QUOTE=Crashdog;1973556]It does take quite the imagination to come up with these stories. Science fiction might be appropriate too.[/QUOTE]Bingo! I agree!

[QUOTE=OlMuffDiver;1976003]Do you realize that there are 2 AMPs in shep?

Presently, there are some very attractive ones at east spa...especially sandy, if she's still there. I believe $.60 is the going rate.

The other one is nm, which is on the other side of 65, on the little dead end, next to denny's. It's the place that has a chain link fence all around it.[/QUOTE]Yea, I drove by that one, but the gate was closed and no sign was lit up? Anyone been to that one recently?

There is also one on popular lvl. Down by rangland road. Never stopped at it, has anyone else?

Always had a good time at NM, FS is available, Royal on Pop Level is std HE and overpriced, avoid. LC.

[QUOTE=AMouthFull;1976128]Yea, I drove by that one, but the gate was closed and no sign was lit up? Anyone been to that one recently?

There is also one on popular lvl. Down by rangland road. Never stopped at it, has anyone else?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LotharioCancer;1976235]Always had a good time at NM, FS is available, Royal on Pop Level is std HE and overpriced, avoid. LC.[/QUOTE]Yes been to royal, cute girls, but standard.

I am talking about another one on pop lvl. Its near the metro station, across the street. Back off the road. I see sign lit up, but parking lot is always empty.

[QUOTE=Seahawk81;1973579]What ever happened to a red head named Fantasia? I saw her about 2 years or so ago on one of my trips to Lou. She was fun. I have lost her number and haven't seen ads or website in a while. Any info would be great. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I saw her about 2 years ago. One of my last appts she told me that she and hubby her going to try working together in his legit business and she was not seeing anyone. She did a heck of a body slide massage.

It's a close place to work and tried not worth my around the corner drive.

I went to check out the other massage parlor on pop lvl. Went in, rang the door bell. A lady comes to a window with curtains up, dark, can't see who it is. And ask me do I want a massage.

I said yes, she ask if I have been here before., I said no. Then she said we are busy. I said, there is not 1 car in the parking lot. And then she said We have no girl here right now. She will be here tomorrow. I sorta laughed and walked away.

Maybe if I'm driving by it, I may stop again.