Massage Parlor Reports

Otw back from LA didn't get to the OC til after 11 pm. I checked a few viet coffee shops and they were all closed. Got a response from Detox Spa 13125 Brookhurst st but when I got there I saw a karaoke bar was open and a hot server so I went in. I felt like I was surrounded by a bunch of older viet gangsters LOL. The server was super hot and tried shooting my shot at her to figure out if she is a civilian or does self employment work. But best I got was she told me to come back tomorrow to talk again. No thank you I'm here to close on the spot not to invest my time LOL. Of course I was drunk and couldn't find detox spa in the strip mall and they weren't responding to texts anymore so went to the car tried calling and texting many places and nobody was open. Called some #s off rubratings and one responded that incall is available. I ended up at an apartment complex in Orange. Whoever was communicating via text def knew the place and guided me to where to park. I was asked to pay via zelle or cvs visa card I said cash and got a response that cash is not accepted for first time customers. Red flag. But yolo. I notified that I parked and then the person asked for me to zelle in advance and then I'd be instructed where to go. Of course I responded that I wasn't born yesterday nor the day before and gtfoh. I left.

Found Happy Face Spa 10450 beach blvd stanton was open. Went in and the provider was young had nice body. Mind you I was drunk and stoned but I'd rate her a solid 6. But she said it's 60 200 to which I laughed. Then she said you can try another person she left and another provider came in with a much bigger rack! But same pricing. I left on principle. Not going to pay 200 for FS without a recommendation!

So if anyone's been there let me know if it's worth the $. I'm guessing the pricing is based on them being open late. I would have gladly paid 60 120 to see what the service was like.

Went home with no releasebut damn I do want to go back to that karaoke bar and take another shot at the server against my principles haha dammit!

Has anyone tried the new yo-yo there?

[QUOTE=DronePilot;5578090]I get that but I'm on the younger side. Just finished fucking and then in the car on the way home or an hour later I'm like. I need it again. Have yet to indulge myself though. I think one day, I'm just going to pull money out of the bank and screw all day and see if it does anything for me.

This is an expensive hobby though, Sometimes I think about how much I pay for an HE of FS and think how many weeks of groceries that would buy, especially now. I'd get a GF but all the women my age are trash and this is easier than going on blind dates and trying to get to know someone who may not even fuck you after.[/QUOTE]At least your guaranteed to get some with no stress and begging. LOL. I would say this hobby with cost you the same as having a GF, but the good part is there is no relationship drama and again you are guaranteed to get what you want.

[QUOTE=Chhnk;5577555]This is a half question half report cause I haven't posted in a bit. Maybe it's because I took sometime off but these pass couple weeks I've been insatiable. Last night hit up Paradise GC. Took Sky to the VIP (I know wrong forum but this is part of the story) said she didn't remember me from a couple years ago. Fucked like a champ, really tested my cardio, and she told me she'll definitely remember me then after I left I kinda felt like going back for round 2 but decided against it. So this morning I went and saw Kiki at air body.

Kiki: cute girl. Solid body. Lackluster massage. Simple happy ending. I haven't gotten her fully nude yet like some have reported but hopefully soon. Had some UTC feel up and she caught my load in her hand. Great reflexes on her part. Felt good after and she continued with a light head and should massage. By the time I got back in my car I felt the urge again. Almost thought about going back in but needed a fuck so to the bank and onward to wellness center.

Nicky (wellness center)?: went for to try Abby but she wasn't there but Nicky answered and she's was looking pretty good. Tight thin body probably about 5'4. Wanted 1. 6 and honestly wasn't in the mood to haggle. She started with an HJ and then moved on to CBJ while I finger her. She felt super tight even with just my index finger so I got really excited. Stood up and tried to position her doggy style but she stopped and said she can't I'd ruin her. I really don't think I'm that big but she was insistent and said she'd refund me. I've had girls stop me short before but I've never had one straight stop and offer a refund. I really wanted to fuck her though she was pretty cute and had a tight little body. But alas she stayed firm so I convinced her bbj. She said give her 40 more after and I said ok (never did and she didn't ask after either). Finished up after making her gag for like 20 minutes (god bless her for giving it her all) and left feeling satisfied but driving back home saw this hot girl walking and fuck wouldn't you know it I wanted to go again!

Anyone else ever get like that? Anyways here's a couple more from the past week.

Kiki I did see last week as well and again super cute but not the kind of slutty I wanted..[/QUOTE]I can relate! For me it goes in waves. Some days I'm indifferent, other days I can go 3-4 times! I'm in my late 40's and I don't even take the blue pill!

[QUOTE=BenderOver;5572583]After multiple visits, I'm on good terms with Mia. She asks me flirtingly if I miss her when I come in. Recently, I tested the waters for a higher level of service. A little disappointment but got more action than HJ.

Laser from my prior post.

Face down, massage was ok. Not the best sports massage I've ever had, but it was relieving around the legs. Tease was decent, but not as much as before. On the flip, the HJ is hard work for her. I'm trying to make things easier by UTC everywhere. Pants and panties down, bra up. Beautiful sight with petting everywhere, no FIV, plenty of FOV. I offer to DATY her and she says no. While lying down sideways, she's standing, I kiss her undressed thighs, belly, and pubes. She doesn't resist, so I start kissing above her vag. No resist. I use plenty of soft lips and tongue, and soon I'm giving her a pretty good semi daty from the front side. No resist. I open her up a little with my hand, and use lips and tongue deeper. No resist. So I pull down her panties all the way, and pull her onto my face. A couple of minutes of this and she's writhing and moaning and grinding all over my lips. I'm going gentle lightning on her vag and clit and she's loving it. I'm thinking I'm going to score all the way today! Nope. She tells me she never does that and pulls her pants back up. Finishes the HJ with me heavy petting her half dressed body.

Went over time, she worked like crazy to HE me, daty was nice, was hoping it was a gateway to FS, but no. I tipped 100 and considered it a TOFFT.

Whoever thinks her top is natural, no way. It's too perfectly shaped (large shaped), too firm for asian and that size, and a little too cool to the touch. Other than that, the surgical work is a masterpiece. Even got the veins and nipples to look natural and everything![/QUOTE]I still disagree on the boobies! I got the bra all the way down and feasted on them (while I had my hand in her panties) and they are way too soft to be fake. They're perfectly shaped because she's so young! (actually young, not "fake young" like so many of these Aunties who say they're 25! LOL!

[QUOTE=NutterHoeMan;5578577]Haven't seen any reports on 440, are they closed for good now? Heading back to OC this week. My typical are 6*. Brookhurst or Bolsa. Haven't seen and new reports form 6* but will drop some later this weekend.[/QUOTE]Went by there yesterday and all the shops were dark. It also looked like the door was kicked in as there was a lot splinter around the lock area. There are Red Labels by the doorway of all these places.

There appears to be a church gathering upstairs where the weed place was.

You need to call some of the numbers to see where they are taking refuge now.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;5572583]After multiple visits, I'm on good terms with Mia. She asks me flirtingly if I miss her when I come in. Recently, I tested the waters for a higher level of service. A little disappointment but got more action than HJ.

Laser from my prior post.

Face down, massage was ok. Not the best sports massage I've ever had, but it was relieving around the legs. Tease was decent, but not as much as before. On the flip, the HJ is hard work for her. I'm trying to make things easier by UTC everywhere. Pants and panties down, bra up. Beautiful sight with petting everywhere, no FIV, plenty of FOV. I offer to DATY her and she says no. While lying down sideways, she's standing, I kiss her undressed thighs, belly, and pubes. She doesn't resist, so I start kissing above her vag. No resist. I use plenty of soft lips and tongue, and soon I'm giving her a pretty good semi daty from the front side. No resist. I open her up a little with my hand, and use lips and tongue deeper. No resist. So I pull down her panties all the way, and pull her onto my face. A couple of minutes of this and she's writhing and moaning and grinding all over my lips. I'm going gentle lightning on her vag and clit and she's loving it. I'm thinking I'm going to score all the way today! Nope. She tells me she never does that and pulls her pants back up. Finishes the HJ with me heavy petting her half dressed body.

Went over time, she worked like crazy to HE me, daty was nice, was hoping it was a gateway to FS, but no. I tipped 100 and considered it a TOFFT.

Whoever thinks her top is natural, no way. It's too perfectly shaped (large shaped), too firm for asian and that size, and a little too cool to the touch. Other than that, the surgical work is a masterpiece. Even got the veins and nipples to look natural and everything![/QUOTE]You're doing good I would say next time touchdown.

[QUOTE=BigM1;5578709]Where is "Pure Relax" located at?[/QUOTE]Correct me if I'm wrong but P.S. This is the spa off Euclid and Garden Grove Blvd in Garden Grove, under the honey umbrella.

Took a gamble on one of the spas I was curious about. Older provider only person there in fact. It was a good massage. Took the full 30 minutes. Lackluster HE. Was able to pull up her dress and popped out the boobs from the push up bra. They were a nice set a pair. From a 40+ year old. Totally real. $40 for massage and $40 for tip. Wouldn't repeat. They was a spa directly across the way. Wonder if its good.

Side note they use massage oil that smells. Went to grab tacos next door. Ordered and she was like damn you smell good. What are you wearing? Oh crap.

[QUOTE=OcHobby949;5578072]I can't find QZ in LF. Can you provide a little more info?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-qz-day-spa-lake-forest-ca-14156[/URL]#rubmaps.

So I headed out today kinda debating, sex or great massage? I chose sex and headed to Tulip. Linda (a sure thing) was busy and she assigned me to Kelly / Kerry (ok senior moment, can't remember which). Miss K is a real stunner, Vietnamese, blonde hair and wearing a short dress. Wow!, I thought, jackpot. I booked 45 minutes for 50. Did the leg check and she declined touching, saying "Later". Weak AMP massage, no teasing. On the flip she wanted 60 for HJ and +100 to lose the dress. I countered with 50 for HJ and UTC access. We debated. She finally agreed but then she blocked the UTC. The HJ exhibited zero skill and after a few minutes I said, "I'm done" and left. I tipped her 40 for nothing; why? Because I'm a Nice Guy, of course. Bottom line on Tulip, if you want sex book Linda ahead of time otherwise don't bother.

I was irritated and unsatisfied so headed over to Bamboo. I've seen Andie, Mei, Toto and Jessica on Thursdays. Mindy knows I want to sample the whole Thursday lineup and assigned me to Ana (I actually think that's the entire Thursday group, please correct me if I'm wrong). What a nice person Ana is. Slim and pretty. Very friendly and really seems to care. Great massage and excellent tease. OTC access below the belt and UTC access above. HJ + A was well executed. She even hopped up on the table for a snuggle. Again, what a nice person. Treat her well. I gave her a premium tip. Bottom line on Bamboo, always a great massage. Andie and Ana are tied for #1 on total performance, Mei is a strong #2 and Toto excels in the extras department.

I need to find a reasonably priced sex AMP for when Bamboo doesn't completely fulfill what I sometimes desire. Suggestions are welcome.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5579409]So I headed out today kinda debating, sex or great massage? I chose sex and headed to Tulip. Linda (a sure thing) was busy and she assigned me to Kelly / Kerry (ok senior moment, can't remember which). Miss K is a real stunner, Vietnamese, blonde hair and wearing a short dress. Wow!, I thought, jackpot. I booked 45 minutes for 50. Did the leg check and she declined touching, saying "Later". Weak AMP massage, no teasing. On the flip she wanted 60 for HJ and +100 to lose the dress. I countered with 50 for HJ and UTC access. We debated. She finally agreed but then she blocked the UTC. The HJ exhibited zero skill and after a few minutes I said, "I'm done" and left. I tipped her 40 for nothing; why? Because I'm a Nice Guy, of course. Bottom line on Tulip, if you want sex book Linda ahead of time otherwise don't bother.

I was irritated and unsatisfied so headed over to Bamboo. I've seen Andie, Mei, Toto and Jessica on Thursdays. Mindy knows I want to sample the whole Thursday lineup and assigned me to Ana (I actually think that's the entire Thursday group, please correct me if I'm wrong). What a nice person Ana is. Slim and pretty. Very friendly and really seems to care. Great massage and excellent tease. OTC access below the belt and UTC access above. HJ + A was well executed. She even hopped up on the table for a snuggle. Again, what a nice person. Treat her well. I gave her a premium tip. Bottom line on Bamboo, always a great massage. Andie and Ana are tied for #1 on total performance, Mei is a strong #2 and Toto excels in the extras department.

I need to find a reasonably priced sex AMP for when Bamboo doesn't completely fulfill what I sometimes desire. Suggestions are welcome.[/QUOTE]Ckb Westminster. Tiffany. There's a new one that works on Sundays that I know of I haven't tried yet.

[QUOTE=SlickJJ;5579325]Took a gamble on one of the spas I was curious about. Older provider only person there in fact. It was a good massage. Took the full 30 minutes. Lackluster HE. Was able to pull up her dress and popped out the boobs from the push up bra. They were a nice set a pair. From a 40+ year old. Totally real. $40 for massage and $40 for tip. Wouldn't repeat. They was a spa directly across the way. Wonder if its good.

Side note they use massage oil that smells. Went to grab tacos next door. Ordered and she was like damn you smell good. What are you wearing? Oh crap.[/QUOTE]Try I massage.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5579467]Try I massage.[/QUOTE]Thanks Slammer! For sure I will.

I probably been to Bamboo least 10 times, always 1 hr since only $35. But how is 30 mins? 10 mins tease,10 mins HJ,10 min foot massage??