[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;4117455]I have an utr lady I've been banging off and on for about 2 years she went to prison for 3 months when she got out this past Friday she shot me a text. Unfortunately our schedules weren't matching up she was going to take care of her business at 10 am and I was supposed to meet her at noon well her ride didn't come on time and threw everything off, since I had already taken my helper pill and didn't want to waste it I started trying other girls. It's crazy because nobody answered or returned text. So I decided to pack it in and head home. Then I spied this chick walking on McM I haven't picked up a SW ina long time she was cute and she looked familiar so I pull over. She gets right in and I can't get over how I know this chick she gave me a street name but after about 5 minutes of riding and small talk it hit me, I asked her is your name Anna she was shocked she was like yeah nobody has called me that in a long time. Like most mongers I don't forget who I've boned so I'm like no problem she isn't as nice looking as before street worn but hell I'm going to relieve this stress so I go into the store to get a condom and she asked for a pop I come back to the car and this smell hit me I asked her did you fart? She said no but the smell was overwhelming and I hadn't got into my car yet I've just got the door open but her sweatpants were down about mid thigh when she went to pull them up I saw brown streaks on my seat that clearly wasn't there before she got in then I asked her did you shit in my car? She said no now I'm livid because the smell was powerful I said get the f##k out of my car she got out in a hurry and it's good she did because I'm not sure what I would have done if she gave me any hesitation, I went back in the store got pinesol paper towels Lysol and I already had fabreeze in my car I walked around on her side to start cleaning her seat and I saw her panties lying in the parking lot and a big round turd laying next to them💩 I also found 2 little doo doo balls on the floor mat it took me an hour to get my car right. It's going to be forever before I attempt to grab some street puss agin. HL29.[/QUOTE]That's what I thought at first. But then I thought, "That's just so freakin crazy, you CAN'T make that shit up. " LOL.
Sorry about your misfortune.
LL.
