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Kharma
[QUOTE=JohnsonRod;2577913]I have been lurking on this one for awhile. Has anyone had the pleasure? Still learning to post.
Links sorry.[/QUOTE][URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kharma/19512626[/URL]
She is legit. Photos in ad are not of her but are representative.
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Kelley and Kharma
Kelley - [URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/call-kelley-517-894-2464-ask-me-about-my-birthday-specials/17616372[/URL].
So I know Kelley has gotten bad reviews but you know you think with the head and you say WTF right? So I said that and well I lowballed her for 20 and she said fine which I was like really? LOL So I partook she met me outside looked cheerful and ready to go.
Went down some stairs to her apartment and said she lives with her mom opens the door and her bed is a couch that turns into a bed and she mentiones her house is messy because of her mother and there is no small asks for the donation then takes off her clothes.
Jumps right in with BBBJ then offers BBFS I say no thanks and this is where it gets disturbing she lays on her back and I go in and also she has these weird marks on her chest which was kind of weird and freaky looking like scars like but I dunno anyway she's on her.
Back and going to town on her and I look at her face and she is literally rolling her eyes and her tongue is sticking out of her mouth towards the left while her eyes are kind of going towards the right it's like she was high and one of the dogs that can't keep their tongues.
In their mouths and I was just like oh my dear god my hand would of done me better.
I finish and leave and I send her a text message back and say you really need to up your game and she's like well you get what you pay for and I say you know what you're absolutely right. You want a cum dumpster you get a cum dumpster and she repeats the same thing.
You get what you pay for. LOL.
Kharma - [URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kharma/19512626[/URL].
So I've always wanted to try Kharma but never took the dive I did a little while ago and well lets just say she is a sweet heart at first seems like a cool girl but she really isn't worth her pricing and I know she doesn't charge that much but just attitude wise isn't worth it.
So went to her incall which is near Kalamazoo street and is a total piece of a place she says she fixing it up and tries to make it look nice but the best thing to do would be to leave that place because the roof from the inside is rotting and leaking.
And she says how there are rats that live in the walls and bats that get in and she's trying to rent to own and it's just stupid but anyway we have some small talk then says okay enough about that so we agreed on 60 but she says she never does 60 and usually.
Does 80 but she's desperate and needs the money for her rent so I toss her 60 on the floor then she asks if I've brought a swim suit and I said yes and then she starts off with a pretty good BBBJ and then tells me how big I am and then takes the suit.
And puts it on she lays on her back and I give it to her and she sits there says oh my god and huffs and buffs and tells me how big I am and I know what you're thinking it's all for show to make me and every other guy she sees feel like a big man and she's.
Getting into it and it's fun and then I flip her and pound her good and as I'm about to go she says screw this, this isn't worth 60 and I said jesus you just killed the mood right there. I finish off at the last second with my hand and then I take the rubber throw.
It on the ground and then she says oh well nice to meet you hug and gone.
So then I hit her up late cause I'm by her and she says I'm sorry but I can't see you and I said why? She says well I felt you disrespected me because you took the money and threw it on the ground and then the condom on the floor when you could of put it.
In the trash, you treated me like I was a wh0 re and I laughed because well that's what she is and in her profession she's meant to be a cum dumpster right? I mean I know for some of you it feels kind of mean but lets be honest here we're here for one thing we.
Throw them a donation to get off and leave not date them if we wanted that we could spend the money taking our random chicks and hoping we get lucky every time or we can just get it automatically. So I tell her I wasn't being disrespectful by throwing the.
Money on the floor, I set it there because she has the absolutely smallest and uncomfortable sliding mattress you'll ever see and feel in your life she doesn't have a night stand and as for the condom I told her I didn't see a trash can and I lifted it towards you.
And you didn't take it. SO then she says okay thanks for explaining it to me yadda yadda and I tell her I have 60 she says I told you that was a one time deal I said okay I'll head home she says okay just come.
So I come and takes me back to the room she whips out lube and immediately gets undressed and you can tell is just in a huge bltch mood I get undressed and whips me out and then looks at it likes she's inspecting it for diseases I'm clean obviously and then.
Goes at it which I thought was funny but anyway gets me up then puts the suit on and puts ky on it and says okay I'll go on top and she only goes half way on me and won't go any further and she looks at the wall I was just like this is so technical and so.
Boring why am I here. I finish and she gives me hug and says okay see you again next time.
So in my personal opinion if you want to hangout with her and have her in a good mood for an hour and get off you're looking at 100 but if you just want to wham bam and its a last resort don't do more than 60 because it's not worth it.
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[QUOTE=Benz1;2576114]This looks like the link.
[URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lacy-new/19669220[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you! That is the link.
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Evaluation of Kharma
[QUOTE=JohnsonRod;2577913]I have been lurking on this one for awhile. Has anyone had the pleasure? Still learning how to post.
Links sorry.[/QUOTE]I tried her some time ago. The good part was she seems sane and replies / texts reliably. Seems relatively personable. The bad is that the pics are not her. Maybe somewhat representative, but she is more solidly built / heavier than the girl in the pics. Surprise surprise there. Performance wise she did not fit my taste. Seemed very concerned with the donation like I was going to cheat her. Then somewhat blah in performance for me. Her place is also a dump and she entertains in a bed that you wonder what is growing in it. Plus at the start she appeared to be hiding her groin with her hand and that made me nervous if she had some issue. All in all it felt very awkward. She was nice enough after the session though. But I would be pretty desperate to try again. It did not work for me.
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Big BBW
Has anyone seen this one? Those tits look humongous!
[URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/big-sexy-is-ready-to-play5173487121/18350793[/URL]
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Pixie
Anyone seen or heard from Pixie lately? I've tried with no response.
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Humongous
[QUOTE=FineByMe72;2580358]Has anyone seen this one? Those tits look humongous!
[URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/big-sexy-is-ready-to-play5173487121/18350793[/URL][/QUOTE]I was going to ask a similar question could this be real?
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[QUOTE=KcMatts;2572388]So have you seen her I am looking to see her soon but would like some imfo on her 1st.[/QUOTE]This girl Emily is a pain in the ass. I'd arranged to see her yesterday late am. She kept asking if I was LE, which was fine. She asked how old I was and I said I was old and easy. She told me where she was located and to call when arrived. I got to her Lansing South side motel and in the middle of our conversation she just hung up. I tried to call her back and didn't answer.
So it was just a big waist of time. I was pretty desperate by now so I called Cherish she was very close by in one of the worst ***** motels in the city. I got there she was standing outside her room along with lots nasty looking tenets. Her pictures are legit, but probably 10 years old. Her room was a total dump. She was a nice person but gave me her rules, no kissing (I wasn't interested anyway). She said she gives oral but doesn't receive it. She said she likes to fuck and then offers me a CBJ. That was not good at all. She uses her teeth and practically bites it off. The atmosphere and her droopy tits just didn't work for me. I didn't last long. All and all she has a good attitude but just isn't very attractive. Lansing's BP ladies are really slipping! The good ones have disappeared. I sure would like a good clean, mature regular. And I'm willing to pay well for it.
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Safe 38 ddd
Ok this girl is real and safe I just spent 1 with her talking about everyone that she talks to and one of them is a member of this board and is telling her that if he gets it for free he will post a good review on her for the baord and if she dosent he will post bad reviews and post on BP that they rob him ok so that happen and now I have seen the text and seen everything that member said just plain and simple trying to pimp her out and its always two members on here finding those girls and makes me think if they are not pimps there self but I have seen her a couple of times and never had a issure with her about her service always clean and fresh very nice to chill with after wards and always in a good mood real pics and yes those 38 ddd are nice LOL but she has a very safe spot and has a kid so she will only do it when her kid not there.
[URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/thick-busty-beauty-38ddd-for-your-pleasure-duos-today-only/19890493[/URL]
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Allison
I saw Allison a couple weeks ago in her private incall place, which is a club in Lansing. Her pictures are pretty accurate, but might be a few years old. She was easy to get ahold of and met me on our agreed schedule. She gave a great CBJ and complete full service. Multiple positions and finished with some great doggie style. She is pretty cute with a great attitude. Paid 1. 0 for a half hour. I didn't attempt any DATY. So I don't know if that's available. I would repeat.
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Is it this Allison
[QUOTE=BrainPorn;2584205]I saw Allison a couple weeks ago in her private incall place, which is a club in Lansing. Her pictures are pretty accurate, but might be a few years old. She was easy to get ahold of and met me on our agreed schedule. She gave a great CBJ and complete full service. Multiple positions and finished with some great doggie style. She is pretty cute with a great attitude. Paid 1. 0 for a half hour. I didn't attempt any DATY. So I don't know if that's available. I would repeat.[/QUOTE]Is this her? [URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/discreet-reliable-fun/5970859[/URL].
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[QUOTE=Msuhoops;2358284]I'm not into BB but, Harmony is doing BB for certain guys. She has also sent me 2 videos of her lactating.[/QUOTE]Any contact info for harmony. I can't find her on BP.
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Allison
[QUOTE=FineByMe72;2584930]Is this her? [URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/discreet-reliable-fun/5970859[/URL].[/QUOTE]That's her. I have to add something to this review, and you guys can do what you want with it. I saw this girl many years ago, and she has been around for many years. She posted under so many names, and there have been varying reviews of her over the years. She is a thief and will try to steal from you. I had an interaction with her a few years ago, and tried the other day only to have her pull up and immediately recognize her. The pics are likely not her, but are close enough for her to get away with using them. Also the reason she doesn't show whole face. Many of those that have hobbies for years around here, would certainly recognize her. She will likely give FS and YMMV if she will give good service or not. She is average at best, but you should keep you radar up if you see her.
Only name I can remember from before is Maelaya or something.
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Pixie
[QUOTE=Wolfman40;2580983]Anyone seen or heard from Pixie lately? I've tried with no response.[/QUOTE]I've heard she got a gig and renter her local place out. She's not around not as far as I've heard.
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[QUOTE=Banker33;2587636]I've heard she got a gig and renter her local place out. She's not around not as far as I've heard.[/QUOTE]I texted with her last week and we tried setting things up, but schedule didn't work out. She said she trashed her phone and lost all her contacts. When I told her who I was she was good.