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[QUOTE=ChuckD1;2438939]As an update.

Got a call from an old friend today around noon. She was picked up for a stay at the local bed and breakfast today around 10 am.

Also on another board a very trusted friend and fellow mongor said he seen her recently and there was signs of use. To my knowledge I never seen.

Anything that would lead me to believe that. That said I haven't seen her since November and I will guarantee what he said as fact.

Thanks.

Chuci a
IkD1.[/QUOTE]I am one of the people you shared her info with and have had the pleasure numerous times. She was always spot on with me. Very well spoken and healthy looking just a couple months ago. She always had a clear head and was focused on my pleasure. This news of usage isn't characteristic of what I've witnessed.

Elle is by far my favorite provider. That is, when you can hook up with her. She has a lot of drama going on in her life, so I have had a few no shows with her. However, the time I have spent with her makes it all worth it!

Since she added a friend to the menu, the experience is more rewarding. Elle makes you feel like a long lost BF. Lots of kissing and her BBBJ is about the best I have had. Her friend (forgot her name) is cute and gets into it about as much as Elle does.

That being said, I still like the one-on-one with Elle. She is one of my regulars now. When I can get a hold of her.

Pino.

I went to see Jadelove after the review and pictures from buyingsmiles. First, no offense to buyingsmiles, but the pictures don't do her justice. Especially her body. She has huge boobs, and a tight little ass. Not even approaching BBW. Her smile is as advertised. The setup was a bit lengthy and at one point I almost gave up. Her place is easy to find and very nice, except for the air mattress on the floor. She's very new but her skills (she seemed down for about everything) are excellent (and did I mention great, responsive boobs! She's fresh, enthusiastic, personable and not rushed. The biggest downside was some issues with the money (make sure you have that nailed down). She also isn't very cautious. She's still learning. I gave her some pointers. I hope she stays around because I'd like to repeat.

Second visit.

Had a dream about Rain (and her friend, again). I texted to just see Rain, and only Rain. Rain pushed her friend / duo, so I reluctantly agreed though the first outing (though nice) didn't seem to be mutually fun.

General area of town: East side.

Did she look like her pictures? She looked a little better than her pictures. Rain met me at the door. No hug or kiss this time (not sure what was up with that).

Her friend? She yawned alot last time. This time, she actually said, "Hello". She almost seemed interested this time.

General body type: Rain-reminded me of a slightly thicker athletic type. Her friend? Taller and thin. Nice hips to hang on to.

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Easy.

Was she on time? On time and ready.

How did we set it up? Texting 40 times? Or what? A few texts and done.

Safe incall in mid level hotel in nice part of town.

Was the incall clean? Reasonably clean with smokey smell (looks like both smoke in the room).

Did we "do it" on the top cover (the same place as the last gentry)? We did it on the sheets (cover was turned down).

Smoking smell: Yes.

Attitude: Rain-8, downgrade from last time as she just didn't seem as in to it. (Still, nice personality). Friend-7.5, up grade from last time. (Not much emotion. Still got that feeling that she wasn't very enthused with me).

Skill: 7 (Rain-Nice BBBJ with use of hands (which I like)). Put on the cover and attempted to K9 with Rain, Rain stopped me and explained since she only had one cover that I had to do her friend. So, in my mind, I'm thinking "I just did your friend LAST TIME. AND, I called to just do you but you insisted on adding your friend." What came out of my mouth was, "Oh, okay. " Now keep in mind, when I say "Oh, okay", my dick is saying "WTF, motherf $%&ker?! You tell that biotch the way this is going down RIGHT NOW!" Of course we both know, that will get neither of us any where. Even after my jedi, "these are not the driods you're look for..." conversation with my dick, he still was being reluctant. Nonetheless, I proceeded with the friend, mish, K9, etc. But nothing was happening. Went back to Rain BBBJ while DFK with friend (this seemed to get Mr. Schongkowski interested). Just needed some little something to tip the scales, like fingering that shaved little love button of Rain's. Of course, she put the kie-bosch on that, saying, "You can't touch me there." Again, I say, "Oh, okay", but my dick goes off the rails with, "HOLLY MOTHER OF BUZZ KILLS!, Are you f $%king kidding me!" of which at this point no mind control in the world was bringing him back. Again, the friend had stepped up her game, a little more enthusiasm with DFK and a little dirty talk. But, in the end, no fireworks, no cigar, just a few bills lighter and swollen balls to chafe my inner knees on the walk back to my car.

Performance: 6.5, Generous given there was no culmination of euphoria. Friend, again, was slightly more engaged and better DFK.

Comfortability level: 7, an upgrade from last time though friend was in the bathroom for the start and a few minutes late to the game.

Chemistry: Rain-5, a big downgrade from last time due to all the new rules; Friend-7.

Spidey sense-o-meter = 0.

Total satisfaction level. Fair at best.

Did she provide clean up after the pop? Friend provided a discarded towel that she recently used. She was courtesy enough to let me know which end was the wet end though ;0.

Cost: $180 (for both).

Overall value: Fair at best (My sack is still recovering. My dick and I are in the last week of counseling).

Would I repeat or recommend? Unless Rain wants to try and make amends, no, I will not be repeating. Rain is a nice girl, probably should have let this go solo as originally requested. I do believe my experience may not be a-typical. YMMV.

TGM.

That's some funny stuff right there, brother; did you write for the Smother's Brothers?

Actually, has anyone noticed that the second time around with some providers it always seems a dropoff from the first. Wouldn't you think the direct opposite would occur? Especially since she must be figuring this could be a regular payday?

Sorry for your balls, but that was funny to read /.

[QUOTE=TheGenteelMan;2441483]Second visit.

Had a dream about Rain (and her friend, again). I texted to just see Rain, and only Rain. Rain pushed her friend / duo, so I reluctantly agreed though the first outing (though nice) didn't seem to be mutually fun.

General area of town: East side.

Did she look like her pictures? She looked a little better than her pictures. Rain met me at the door. No hug or kiss this time (not sure what was up with that).

Her friend? She yawned alot last time. This time, she actually said, "Hello". She almost seemed interested this time.

General body type: Rain-reminded me of a slightly thicker athletic type. Her friend? Taller and thin. Nice hips to hang on to.

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Easy.

Was she on time? On time and ready.

How did we set it up? Texting 40 times? Or what? A few texts and done.

Safe incall in mid level hotel in nice part of town.

Was the incall clean? Reasonably clean with smokey smell (looks like both smoke in the room).

Did we "do it" on the top cover (the same place as the last gentry)? We did it on the sheets (cover was turned down).

Smoking smell: Yes.

Attitude: Rain-8, downgrade from last time as she just didn't seem as in to it. (Still, nice personality). Friend-7.5, up grade from last time. (Not much emotion. Still got that feeling that she wasn't very enthused with me).

Skill: 7 (Rain-Nice BBBJ with use of hands (which I like)). Put on the cover and attempted to K9 with Rain, Rain stopped me and explained since she only had one cover that I had to do her friend. So, in my mind, I'm thinking "I just did your friend LAST TIME. AND, I called to just do you but you insisted on adding your friend." What came out of my mouth was, "Oh, okay. " Now keep in mind, when I say "Oh, okay", my dick is saying "WTF, motherf $%&ker?! You tell that biotch the way this is going down RIGHT NOW!" Of course we both know, that will get neither of us any where. Even after my jedi, "these are not the driods you're look for..." conversation with my dick, he still was being reluctant. Nonetheless, I proceeded with the friend, mish, K9, etc. But nothing was happening. Went back to Rain BBBJ while DFK with friend (this seemed to get Mr. Schongkowski interested). Just needed some little something to tip the scales, like fingering that shaved little love button of Rain's. Of course, she put the kie-bosch on that, saying, "You can't touch me there." Again, I say, "Oh, okay", but my dick goes off the rails with, "HOLLY MOTHER OF BUZZ KILLS!, Are you f $%king kidding me!" of which at this point no mind control in the world was bringing him back. Again, the friend had stepped up her game, a little more enthusiasm with DFK and a little dirty talk. But, in the end, no fireworks, no cigar, just a few bills lighter and swollen balls to chafe my inner knees on the walk back to my car.

Performance: 6.5, Generous given there was no culmination of euphoria. Friend, again, was slightly more engaged and better DFK.

Comfortability level: 7, an upgrade from last time though friend was in the bathroom for the start and a few minutes late to the game.

Chemistry: Rain-5, a big downgrade from last time due to all the new rules; Friend-7.

Spidey sense-o-meter = 0.

Total satisfaction level. Fair at best.

Did she provide clean up after the pop? Friend provided a discarded towel that she recently used. She was courtesy enough to let me know which end was the wet end though ;0.

Cost: $180 (for both).

Overall value: Fair at best (My sack is still recovering. My dick and I are in the last week of counseling).

Would I repeat or recommend? Unless Rain wants to try and make amends, no, I will not be repeating. Rain is a nice girl, probably should have let this go solo as originally requested. I do believe my experience may not be a-typical. YMMV.

TGM.[/QUOTE]

Khloe21 is the real deal. Beautiful young spinner with a beautiful spinner body. Perfect body in my eyes. Perfect smile and she likes to smile. GFE all the way. She is new and being very cautious about who she see's. The pics she sends are her 100%. She could be 1 of the best providers USASG has ever seen and is the best I have seen. Perfect is the best word to describe her. She is looking for a very limited number of gentleman to see on a regular basis. No bargain hunters or tire kickers. I was my pleasure to TOFTT.

I wanted to mix things up and try something different so I sent her a text and she immediately replied. I headed her way with a general area given by her. She kept spoon feeding me getting me closer and then finally I made it to her cross streets and sure enough she stopped all communications. I then went to plan be and hit Crissee and her sister up. Problem solved.

[QUOTE=FirstHalf;2439839]If I didn't already have Cali Sparkles lined up I would be on that ass like a duck on a June bug![/QUOTE]Nice! . And It amazes me. Both are what its all about. Cali is hot too; however right in our backyard. Sara Tongue Twister puts them all to shame. When she gives that ass up, you are in heaven. She makes all the rest look like school girls, and not an inch of cottage cheese or damage of ANY sort on her. If I recall, even Cali shows some of that. With all due respect. She is hot, but STT is UNTOUCHABLE! And she NEVER needs to run an add. EVER! ! With all due respect. LOL.

[QUOTE=ItsTimeToEat;2441741]I wanted to mix things up and try something different so I sent her a text and she immediately replied. I headed her way with a general area given by her. She kept spoon feeding me getting me closer and then finally I made it to her cross streets and sure enough she stopped all communications. I then went to plan be and hit Crissee and her sister up. Problem solved.[/QUOTE]Hello there just like to say I tried to meet up with NoRules also tonight not good. I have been doing homework on her for about a week now. Ended up with 3 diffirent numbers so I text all numbers a couple times with in the past week. So today I notice she text me she said its her I had to ask several times before she would tell me it was her. So I told her I am free after 11 tonight but still like to see her she say yes that's great. So after 11 I start to text her again so back and forth a couple times I ask her a couple times what's the address is. Finally she gives me the address I google it and head that way. She ask me a couple times if I was really coming I said yes on my way there. Now the street she supposed to live on ended up being downtown not good being downtown at 11:30 at night yes it is at a cross road. Yes the street or road is a well known street on the Westside. Google told me like two or three times I am there. But I tell you what the place is way to sketchie diffiently at night. By the way I did tell you it was downtown right. So as I show up I asked her about 3 times to come outside. And all she could tell me was that she was at the door unlocking it come in. The last text she sent me about being at the door I told her forget it. I text her back and told her its downtown and too sketchie and jetted out of there. This time the big head held down the little head and said we are getting the beep out of here. Sometime if it don't feel right go with your gut feeling you will no when something is not right. Dang she is cute and the picture of her are hot. Well I am out of here I just want to keep are mongers safe out there while on the hunt. So they don't get hurt or anything.

Seen frankie again, same easy set up, same good service. Be careful LEO was running plates in lot.

Saw my go to girl Ally again recently. Her place is probably the best in call you'll see. Her skills are excellent. She will always make you happy you saw her. Always! Your time (and money) will be well spent and you will most certainly be there longer than you planned. If you haven't seen her, then you should at least give her a shot. As always, thanks Ally.

[QUOTE=ItsTimeToEat;2441741]I wanted to mix things up and try something different so I sent her a text and she immediately replied. I headed her way with a general area given by her. She kept spoon feeding me getting me closer and then finally I made it to her cross streets and sure enough she stopped all communications. I then went to plan be and hit Crissee and her sister up. Problem solved.[/QUOTE]Enough with the cloak-and-dagger BS. Is there really a security concern that is solved by playing the scavenger hunt routine? No. So stop putting up with nonsense and tell the provider that you and your money are not getting in your car until you have a final destination in hand.

You are not Jason Bourne and no one is tailing you.

I've seen quite a few young ladies from this site as well a BP and figured I'd share.

Saw Elle not to long ago and as everyone knows she can be a pain to get ahold of but a pleasure when you can. She says that she wants out. Not sure if that's true but if it is then get your time in before she leaves. She said she wants to be able to just give her phone to the other girl she is offering duos with. Never tried her friend and doubt I will. Damage is about 100/ hr but you could probably talk her down. Greek / FS / BBBJ / cob where the menu.

Ally: simple review, she is short, energetic and to the point. I just wish she would find a different place than the one she is in. I truly don't care about the clutter but she need to find a place where people just don't congregate in the parking lot and see us going in and out. Damage is around 60/ hr. BBBJ / CFS / cofandt was the menu.

Still new to posting so clue me in on rules / info needed / to make a better post for others.

JR.

[QUOTE=DirtyOldGuy;2442634]Seen frankie again, same easy set up, same good service. Be careful LEO was running plates in lot.[/QUOTE]No criticism intended, but why wouldn't you have simply exited the area asap?

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Got a chance to see AlexisAmore last week. Set up was easy and the location was a low-end notel in Florence. She does smoke and does have a cat, but she warned me about both of those. The smoke smell was not overpowering and really didn't bother me. I wouldn't have even known the cat was there if she hadn't pointed it out to me.

Performance was very nice. She is eager to please and has top-notch oral skills. She's very thin, but not too thin. In her words, she's 100 pounds soaking wet.

Florence is a bit of a long drive for me, but I would repeat if I'm in the area. Check her out. I think you'll have a good time.

Play safe.