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[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5547084]Get a lawn mower. They cost a bit more than a regular shaver, but all I can say is try your regular shaver on your nutsack. After the first yelp you'll understand why you need the lawn mower. And once you regularly experience having a smooth ball sack you'll see that waxing is better and laser is best. Now before you laugh too hard at me for recommending smooth nuts, think about the hairiest pussy you've ever gone down on. Nasty! Mouth full of hair, blech. Now put yourself in the girl's shoes, going down on our hairy ass balls. Since I went hairless the girls, amateur and pro, have been way more eager blow job givers.[/QUOTE]Can you recommend a place to get lasered? Usually I get waxed. Getting tired of having to do that though and it's hard finding someone good. I think my usual girl no longer works anymore. I'd do laser since it's permanent just don't know where to go.

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I responded to this ad and was surprised to see the actual girls in the pictures. The 2nd 3rd and 4th pics were there over the course of several visits thr past few months. Most reviews were a bit nagging, with most mongers complaining about higher opening bid / ask prices. Anyhoo, I realized this place is nearby H Harbor, one of the more exclusive neighbourhoods. So understand. The good thing is they open late most nights when most parlors are already closed so I'm glad they are still open and running.

I just saw 3 police cars pull up to the location with their sirens and shit. So that's a bust. Is there any other place in Cypress?

[QUOTE=PhineasPhreak;5548392][URL]https://www.craigserotica.com/orange-county/body-rubs-independents/68101.htm[/URL]

I responded to this ad and was surprised to see the actual girls in the pictures. The 2nd 3rd and 4th pics were there over the course of several visits thr past few months. Most reviews were a bit nagging, with most mongers complaining about higher opening bid / ask prices. Anyhoo, I realized this place is nearby H Harbor, one of the more exclusive neighbourhoods. So understand. The good thing is they open late most nights when most parlors are already closed so I'm glad they are still open and running.[/QUOTE]Wow that woman looks hot with that blond hair. Viet or China?

[QUOTE=BigM1;5546409]Will they ever re-open?[/QUOTE]I pass them yesterday and it was open around 430 pm.

[QUOTE=MongerMan37;5548146]Can you recommend a place to get lasered? Usually I get waxed. Getting tired of having to do that though and it's hard finding someone good. I think my usual girl no longer works anymore. I'd do laser since it's permanent just don't know where to go.[/QUOTE]I go to Contours Medical Spa on Cabot Rd in south OC. They are open but are not doing laser removal during covid. This could change any time though. Very professional place, with an actual nurse doing the treatment, so don't stroll in there thinking you can ask for HE afterwards.

[QUOTE=BallIsLife;5548455]I just saw 3 police cars pull up to the location with their sirens and shit. So that's a bust. Is there any other place in Cypress?[/QUOTE]Sarang has been around for a very long time. I've seen police activity there before but it has always been unrelated to the business, like some kind of chase ending there. If it was a bust the cops wouldn't have been approaching with lights and sirens.

New Spa (Ball and Walker) is a frequent haunt of mine, but it's HJ only. Reasonable price though, and none of the girls mind if you pull their pants down / top up & undo bra. Most providers are 40 ish, some are ok looking and some are somewhat cute. Always get a decent rub with happy ending there for 40 house + 40 tip and no rush.

Down the street (Valley View and Lincoln) is Lucky. Haven't been there in ages but it's your typical AMP that offers everything.

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;5548506]Wow that woman looks hot with that blond hair. Viet or China?[/QUOTE]The place is called Miss Saigon, so it's a good guess she is Viet. LOL.

[QUOTE=PhineasPhreak;5549274]The place is called Miss Saigon, so it's a good guess she is Viet. LOL.[/QUOTE]Used to go there and yes the are all Viet. Use to be a girl named Sophia and she was great. Wish I could find her again. Anybody know?

[QUOTE=PhineasPhreak;5548392][URL]https://www.craigserotica.com/orange-county/body-rubs-independents/68101.htm[/URL]

I responded to this ad and was surprised to see the actual girls in the pictures. The 2nd 3rd and 4th pics were there over the course of several visits thr past few months. Most reviews were a bit nagging, with most mongers complaining about higher opening bid / ask prices. Anyhoo, I realized this place is nearby H Harbor, one of the more exclusive neighbourhoods. So understand. The good thing is they open late most nights when most parlors are already closed so I'm glad they are still open and running.[/QUOTE]50,000 troops were lost so these women could come to Orange County and be just as greedy, vapid and frigid as native OC hoes.

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001;5550605]50,000 troops were lost so these women could come to Orange County and be just as greedy, vapid and frigid as native OC hoes.[/QUOTE]I don't even know where to start. All I can say is you've got major issues.

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001;5550605]50,000 troops were lost so these women could come to Orange County and be just as greedy, vapid and frigid as native OC hoes.[/QUOTE]I have been to this place a few times. Its hit or miss who you will get.

FYI check under the hood prior to lift off.

Coming into town for a quick visit and was wondering which is better, the old F&C in Westminster or newer F&C off of Warner? I've visited the old F&C in the past and kinda enjoyed the older, freer gals working there. Any input is greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=Dragon369;5548578]I pass them yesterday and it was open around 430 pm.[/QUOTE]Seriously? The rumor is they got busted.

[QUOTE=Jed1172;5550831]Coming into town for a quick visit and was wondering which is better, the old F&C in Westminster or newer F&C off of Warner? I've visited the old F&C in the past and kinda enjoyed the older, freer gals working there. Any input is greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Gals are too old dude, doesn't worth it, I'd just go and jerk off tbh.