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[QUOTE=DemoneG1;2091197]Don't WORRY BABE. We know the difference. I think you should be in clear now, Dirty Jade is now calling herself Sadie.

I guess a change of name will help her reputation. But you are the only good Jade out there!

Bad jade: aka sadie.

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Hope she doesn't do another name change, all the girls be afraid she pick one of theirs. LOL.[/QUOTE]I have enjoyed my time with Red-Haired Body-Rub Jade immensely. She is just as advertised, cute as button and easy to deal with. I don't get to visit much, due to distance, but I will repeat. I *do* wish for a wider menu, though.

[QUOTE=Other;2091534][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-s-e-x-y-b-u-s-t-y-b-l-o-n-d-e-bombshell-810-580-0333-real-pics-19/14924561[/URL]

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2 call system (I think you get her female handler when you call) gets you to the room. Her handler quotes you 100 for the half hour. Her pics are her, though she is a little heavier than what the pics show. She has a post-baby stomach but nothing too bad. Tits are great, face is pretty like the pics, nice ass when she bends over.

Once I got to the room she looked confused. She thought I was the pizza guy with her pizza. I should have remembered this. I got comfortable while she called her handler, laid the donation down and made small talk. I asked if there were any rules and she said no. I sat on the bed and started to undress her when she stopped me gently and asked "Do you know what you are here for?" I froze up, not knowing what she meant by that. I got a bit paranoid at this point thinking she might be LEO. "For the half hour?' I said, not wanting to incriminate myself. She then explained that she was listed under both the body rub section and the escort section. I told her I don't do body rubs. Aaaaaaaaaaand...here came the upsell. She said the 100 was just for the body rub and full service was extra. She's half naked, I'm half naked, the donation has long been put away somewhere and I just took my hands off her and got a look of disgust while I looked away and contemplated my next move. I guess my face was enough to call her bluff because she said it was OK and blamed her handler. But she "usually doesn't do this". Of course not.

So we are about to get started when she tells me she doesn't kiss and she doesn't do BJ (not even covered) because of the piercings in her cheeks and the risk of infection. I mentioned that she told me there were no rules and that it said that she likes to kiss in her ad. "Oh, I don't write my ad. She wrote that.".

Jesus Christ.

I tried to wipe the disgust from my mind and get into what I came there for. She smelled clean everywhere but where it counted, so there was no DATY. Nothing terrible but not shower fresh like I require. Starting with mish, she came within 5 minutes. Either that or she was extremely good at faking it, clamping down tight and holding her breath before letting out a soft moan and going a bit limp. A few minutes later there was a knock on the door.

The f*cking pizza guy.

She rushed to get dressed as I hid behind the wall, cock in hand, and shook my head. After getting the food she half apologized and we got back into it with her on top. She has a nice ass and knows how to bounce it as she rides CG. We switched to K9 and I decided I'm going to make her pay a bit for all the BS. She took it like a champ until I found out the hard way that she doesn't like to be choked. Oops. My apologies miss. I flipped her over back to mish so I can finish on her chest but alas, that is one more thing she doesn't allow.

[B]The Good:[/B] she has a very pretty face, great tits and ass, doesn't rush and seems to enjoy it, clamps down good and tight when she comes.

[B]The Bad:[/B] no BBJ, no CBJ, no kissing, giner should have been more fresh, handler is too involved, normal FS rate after upsell is 175 for the half hour.

She is sexy and we had good physical chemistry so now that I know what the deal is, I would only repeat if I can negotiate to 150.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the info, Her ad says she is 19 looks more like 30+ but does look good!

[QUOTE=MikeNav;2091118]But fool me twice?! I'm sorry this is not funny, but really? At least he wasn't hurt! [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/alert-set-up-artist-runs-off-with-money-bad-business-25/15667909[/URL].[/QUOTE]Too bad she is hot as hell.

So I didn't report in a while but here it is. I decided to give this one a try:

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/unrushed-service-with-great-conversation-super-specials-age35-35/14433898[/URL]

So she sells it over the phone that she's pursuing PA at some university, that she's in a safe area that she drives an Audi and never had problems and bla bla bla. The pics look good so I said let me give her a try. She give me direction to some liquor store close to her house which is fine than gets me the real address. It's in some one story apartment complex with a bunch of questionable guys sitting outside at almost ever other door. Anyways I get there and go in. She says she lives by herself but there's a paid of construction boots right by the door that were pretty big I doubt it was her. She's all "dolled up" but it's obvious her boobs are all saving and all over the place, looks high and the place smells weird.

I say I have to get out so I pull the line let me go to the car because I forgot my money. As soon as I get out like 10 sec later a guy goes in the apartment and an Audi pulls up with two other guys jumping out. At this sight I get in the car and speed off.

Stay away not worth it.

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2 call system (I think you get her female handler when you call) gets you to the room. Her handler quotes you 100 for the half hour. Her pics are her, though she is a little heavier than what the pics show. She has a post-baby stomach but nothing too bad. Tits are great, face is pretty like the pics, nice ass when she bends over.

Once I got to the room she looked confused. She thought I was the pizza guy with her pizza. I should have remembered this. I got comfortable while she called her handler, laid the donation down and made small talk. I asked if there were any rules and she said no. I sat on the bed and started to undress her when she stopped me gently and asked "Do you know what you are here for?" I froze up, not knowing what she meant by that. I got a bit paranoid at this point thinking she might be LEO. "For the half hour?' I said, not wanting to incriminate myself. She then explained that she was listed under both the body rub section and the escort section. I told her I don't do body rubs. Aaaaaaaaaaand...here came the upsell. She said the 100 was just for the body rub and full service was extra. She's half naked, I'm half naked, the donation has long been put away somewhere and I just took my hands off her and got a look of disgust while I looked away and contemplated my next move. I guess my face was enough to call her bluff because she said it was OK and blamed her handler. But she "usually doesn't do this". Of course not.

So we are about to get started when she tells me she doesn't kiss and she doesn't do BJ (not even covered) because of the piercings in her cheeks and the risk of infection. I mentioned that she told me there were no rules and that it said that she likes to kiss in her ad. "Oh, I don't write my ad. She wrote that.".

Jesus Christ.

I tried to wipe the disgust from my mind and get into what I came there for. She smelled clean everywhere but where it counted, so there was no DATY. Nothing terrible but not shower fresh like I require. Starting with mish, she came within 5 minutes. Either that or she was extremely good at faking it, clamping down tight and holding her breath before letting out a soft moan and going a bit limp. A few minutes later there was a knock on the door.

The f*cking pizza guy.

She rushed to get dressed as I hid behind the wall, cock in hand, and shook my head. After getting the food she half apologized and we got back into it with her on top. She has a nice ass and knows how to bounce it as she rides CG. We switched to K9 and I decided I'm going to make her pay a bit for all the BS. She took it like a champ until I found out the hard way that she doesn't like to be choked. Oops. My apologies miss. I flipped her over back to mish so I can finish on her chest but alas, that is one more thing she doesn't allow.

[B]The Good:[/B] she has a very pretty face, great tits and ass, doesn't rush and seems to enjoy it, clamps down good and tight when she comes.

[B]The Bad:[/B] no BBJ, no CBJ, no kissing, giner should have been more fresh, handler is too involved, normal FS rate after upsell is 175 for the half hour.

She is sexy and we had good physical chemistry so now that I know what the deal is, I would only repeat if I can negotiate to 150.[/QUOTE]You should've asked for a slice of pizza..

[QUOTE=Ropeshark07;2091541]I have enjoyed my time with Red-Haired Body-Rub Jade immensely. She is just as advertised, cute as button and easy to deal with. I don't get to visit much, due to distance, but I will repeat. I *do* wish for a wider menu, though.[/QUOTE]I personally thought she was just average for a rub and tug..I seen her twice, once downriver, the other in Redford location that from very reliable source was shut down by LEO, I think jade left just right before. Well anyway, massage skills are not there like a cmts level, and for her rates they should be, and only a HJ he.

She does uses real current non "photoshoped" unlike most, and her looks are okay, not a beauty, but not horrible, at least I don't need a paper bag over my head.

Latest is that she goes from downriver to Livonia (known LEO city) and works out of a motel setting, with just a rub and tug. For these reasons and rates I won't be repeating. But if rub and tugs with little massage skill is your thing, then she fits the bill. I wouldn't call her great o amazing though. At least she's legitimate in the way of, she is who she says she is.

[QUOTE=BrennHoffman;2089989]

Ms. Jamie was always good for a cheap pinch but she has fallen off somewhere.

Looking for some variety![/QUOTE]FYI, Ms. Jamie has an ad today "one day only". She had something like that a few weeks ago too.

[QUOTE=PatsCorps;2090860]Anyone know what happened to Jessica / snowbunny? Used to adv on BP. Loved seeing her but number is full and haven't seen an ad in a while. I know there's lots of food at the buffet.but she always got me going.[/QUOTE]Jessica is a great provider. Fare on taxes and great on service. Very good on service. Used her a lot and know her well. You will not be disappointed with her. The only thing is she live in a shady part of town, but it's really not that bad. Never had any problems. Anything goes just ask before hand. Good luck.

[QUOTE=LoveARub80;2090718]Yes I do have a NR profile under the massage section with the name Jade.

Here is the link to my BP ad-.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-redhaired-beauty-jade-has-the-bodyrub-you-deserve-come-relax-and-relieve-29/13411536[/URL]

I would also like to address the few people who have associated me with Variety massage in Lincoln Park. I have never worked for or with them. I did work downriver a while ago with a group, Relaxation Always, NOT Variety! I am independent and have been for some time now. I have a very safe and clean incall location and always treat my clients like kings. I have alot of regular clients but theres always room for more.[/QUOTE]I'll also vouch for Jade as a semi-regular client.

I try to make sure to see her once a month or so. She's terrific. She is why they say redheads are more fun.

[QUOTE=DemoneG1;2091197]Don't WORRY BABE. We know the difference. I think you should be in clear now, Dirty Jade is now calling herself Sadie.

I guess a change of name will help her reputation. But you are the only good Jade out there!

Bad jade: aka sadie.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pretty-eyes-perfect-face-pleasing-body-sadie-the-girl-next-door-7346296234-middlebelt-96-24/15762114[/URL]

Hope she doesn't do another name change, all the girls be afraid she pick one of theirs. LOL.[/QUOTE]Well.. Where do I start? I will admit I have visited Jade now Sadie a few times. She travels all over town from hotel to hotel. Depends on which city the police chases her out of. LOL.

Visits were very cold. Not much excitement. Handler or pimps are always around.. Seen several guys come out of room each time, like its a big hang out. Took a while to meet up. Appointment is changing every 5 minutes. Can't make up her mind. Pics posted are half fake. She is not a fun girl. False advertising. On days she is completely wasted. Anything can be a go.

Very very much a clock watcher.. If you go over a minute, she will kick you out or ask for more money. If any issues she threatens to get her pimps.

She is consistently on the phone, texting and answering calls. Service and attention is awful. Not GFE material. Smokes heavy in the rooms. Will light up in front of you if finish and time is not up.

Complete waste of time. Just not worth the effort. I have seen many providers, she would go down on the list of one of the worst.

[QUOTE=Trugrit;2091171]The ss was 80 but I got a hh for 90. She said it's usually 100. I'm going to wait a minute before going back for round 3.[/QUOTE]Looks yummy. What did you get?

[QUOTE=Fuji31;2092348]Dude we get it. You say you have seen other providers? Tell us about them. We don't care what you think about this girl anymore. Check all of your last posts. They are all about her. Please, for all of us, get over this girl. I find it funny we have to keep asking you.[/QUOTE]Sorry! Deep wounds $ still hurts.

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Not sure if this is a dude or or not, I say more dude than not due to hand and wrist are "masculine "looking.

Any thoughts? Anyone been here?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/licensed-beautiful-donnatella-massage-and-more/14971840[/URL]

[QUOTE=DoubleDribble;2092360]Looks yummy. What did you get?[/QUOTE]When I see her I get the standard s&f. I try 2 hit all positions but I can't make it through doggy. Last time I saved it till last just to get my moneys worth. I've seen her three times. There are other white girls with bottoms I want 2 see but this one has been really straight up so far. I'm leary of the others I've got my eye on. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-video-i-dont-know-where-2-find-them-but-im-told-im-getting-great-reviews-online-21/15885179.[/URL] Somebody must have told her about this. Or maybe theres another thread somewhere LOL.

Not going to argue with you. I've never had to defend a review from a "provider "and not going to start., your first average review, and you fly off the handle?

Fellas, please stop telling these gals about this forum! Exhibit "A" above.

Good luck doll!

Went and seen Molly after the m1 scare yesterday pic are accurate with a little more weight on her, she had baby damage, just not my thing. Everything covered.CBJ was not good, ginner was still snug went all pos and ended up asking to finish with that lousey CBJ nice girl just didn't do it for me .8 for the hr and it took all of that hr to get where I needed to go.

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[QUOTE=Trugrit;2090657]I saw a big booty white girl named selena! Great quicky. I might go back tonight. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-gloomy-outside-so-you-should-come-in-here-with-me-21/15868481.[/URL] I've always wanted a white chick with ass like that. She was really cool 2. Talked too much about her personal life 4 me but she didn't charge 4 the chit chat. Thanks for all the info ill share more.[/QUOTE]Is this the Selena you are talking about?

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Is BBBJ available?

[QUOTE=HereIam2;2092908]Not sure if this is a dude or or not, I say more dude than not due to hand and wrist are "masculine "looking.

Any thoughts? Anyone been here?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/licensed-beautiful-donnatella-massage-and-more/14971840[/URL][/QUOTE]Between the man hands and covering the front bulge in the mirror pic, my bet would be a man named Don LOL.

[QUOTE=Joehpp;2093234]Between the man hands and covering the front bulge in the mirror pic, my bet would be a man named Don LOL.[/QUOTE]She's not a man. The pics are pretty strange, but she's actually pretty good looking in person. She allowed a bit of roaming (over the clothing), and definitely no penis there. That's the good part. My experience was that although she didn't use draping, there was nothing else. The massage was good, and there was a lot of teasing, but it ended there. For what was given, the service was definitely overpriced. YMMV. The location was very nice. Clean, comfortable residential setting. And, she dresses in a sexy nightgown, making the lack of anything more a bit frustrating, if you know what I mean.

[QUOTE=BrennHoffman;2093202]Is this the Selena you are talking about?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-video-i-dont-know-where-2-find-them-but-im-told-im-getting-great-reviews-online-21/15885179[/URL]

Is BBBJ available?[/QUOTE]Nothing bareback at all. CBJ are usually terrible but she did well. She was also really nice about turning me down when I tried to talk her into it. If anybody knows another pawg who is straight up. No drama, Safe environment please let me know.

[QUOTE=Trugrit;2093064]When I see her I get the standard s&f. I try 2 hit all positions but I can't make it through doggy. Last time I saved it till last just to get my moneys worth. I've seen her three times. There are other white girls with bottoms I want 2 see but this one has been really straight up so far. I'm leary of the others I've got my eye on. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-video-i-dont-know-where-2-find-them-but-im-told-im-getting-great-reviews-online-21/15885179.[/URL] Somebody must have told her about this. Or maybe theres another thread somewhere LOL.[/QUOTE]Is she a clock watcher? Does she do BBBJ? Good attitude?

Thanks.

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I saw Lala last night at a hotel out by Metro Airport. Standard two calls, when I got there she gave me the room number. No waiting in the car. She answered the door naked, did a LEO check and introduced herself. The pics in the ad are definitely her. Same tats. She is a little taller than me (I'm about 5' 7" or 8") and and she is slim. She has a nice juicy little booty and pretty perky breasts. Overall: Very sexy. I asked to use the bathroom. Nobody was hiding in the shower or anything like that. I paid for the short stay and we got down to business. Started with a very good BBBJ that got me going in no time. Then, I slipped the cover on, got on top of her and went to town for about 15 minutes until I busted. She was very responsive, even rubbing her own clit for several minutes until she climaxed. Afterward, I got dressed and we both sat and smoked a cigarette and chatted a little bit. She was very nice and extremely pleasant to talk to. I had a very good time with Lala, especially for a short stay, and I will definitely be seeing her again soon.

[QUOTE=DoubleDribble;2093481]Is she a clock watcher? Does she do BBBJ? Good attitude?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I doubt she's a clock watcher. I only used all my time once. She's pretty chatty so I think the attitude is cool. Nothing raw at all. I feel pretty comfortable with her. But I love pawgs! I would go back today but I don't want to get attached.

So I tried to set something up with this one today. I texted she answered right away. I asked a few general questions it took a while for a response but she said she was avail so I began the journey but as usual I arrived 30 min ahead to do recon of notel.sure enough saw two un marked LEO cars and one had a guy in the back seat.maybe nothing but it spooked me away.she texted me back about an hour past our appt time and asked if I was still coming.I said no watch farm hills area fellas.

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Had another memorable dream with the lovely Brazilian Bombshell today. She accommodated my request on very short notice, which is always a plus.

Her hair is darker now, which she says is closer to her natural hair color. She reminds me of Isis Love in a way. The dream was great, I've reviewed her plenty times before and this time is no different. I will say this: every time I have dreamed about her, I have never been disappointed or left with anything less than a smile from ear to ear.

What set this dream apart from the rest was that afterwards, we had a lengthy conversation about the hobby and how she handles all of the negative attention that comes with it. BB is actually a very down to earth girl. I won't get into the specifics but I definitely gained a lot of respect for her after hearing about how hectic things can be for her because of the hobby. I think that the vets (SGUSA, EV, etc) who have become regulars of BB have helped her see that there are some pretty nice and laid back people who partake in the hobby. Thankfully none of the crazy dumbasses haven't succeeded in scaring her off for good (yet).

Highly recommended, treat her good. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Tommy101;2093605][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/com-try-me-ill-be-ur-ride-of-the-night-24/15792602[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen her a couple times this past month when she was in the Sterling Heights area. She is worth it, $ for the half, everything covered. She likes to kiss and gets into it. Nice little tight spinner body with firm bees. Claims she is only doing this short term, for the next month or so. So if you want a good time with a pretty cool chick you better get it while you can.

I rarely post reviews anymore because so many providers know about this board.

Saw Kelli Staxxx when she was in the area. Had to go through a security clearance check like I was meeting the president. Smaller than her videos but very thick and a true.

Pawg. Everything covered, did mish, then doggy. Awesome CBJ- lots of spit and gagging. I would repeat but not for a while because I like variety. Ad is down, google the number for info.

818-270-350 Nine.

[QUOTE=HereIam2;2092908]Not sure if this is a dude or or not, I say more dude than not due to hand and wrist are "masculine "looking.

Any thoughts? Anyone been here?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/licensed-beautiful-donnatella-massage-and-more/14971840[/URL][/QUOTE]For starters, the pictures are not her so that kind of invalidates the man theory. They are of a woman however. That said, fake pics are a great reason to avoid IMHO.

Since the AMP's are on hiatus I would like to expand my horizons, wondering if anyone has sampled this one.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/i-will-be-working-all-weekend-from-9am-untill-midnight-24/9048099[/URL]

[QUOTE=BrennHoffman;2095344]Since the AMP's are on hiatus I would like to expand my horizons, wondering if anyone has sampled this one.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/i-will-be-working-all-weekend-from-9am-untill-midnight-24/9048099[/URL][/QUOTE]I have seen her once, the rub was average and she had lots of baby damage. I know there have been a few positive reviews of her on here but my experience wasn't all that great, I would not repeat. It's funny through out the whole body rub she has this quiet kind of mousey demeanor but when I was leaving she was on the phone and her demeanor and voice changed to total *****. Not sure who she was talking to but it wasn't pleasent.

Hawaii was not raided, but Mikki is on vacation.

[QUOTE=HereIam2;2092908]Not sure if this is a dude or or not, I say more dude than not due to hand and wrist are "masculine "looking.

Any thoughts? Anyone been here?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/licensed-beautiful-donnatella-massage-and-more/14971840[/URL][/QUOTE]Went to see her with a bad back. Great massage, definitely a woman. Nothing else though, but the massage was worth it to me. Got rid of the pain.

[QUOTE=ST33H;2095529]Went to see her with a bad back. Great massage, definitely a woman. Nothing else though, but the massage was worth it to me. Got rid of the pain.[/QUOTE]She used to also do manscaping...all was done from her private home in the RO area. 2nd pic is definitely her. The time I spent with her was definitely enjoyable. I tried to see her again a few times but seemed she was always booked.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-exotic-goddess-5-star-experience-for-upscale-gentlemen-25/15402160[/URL]

Any news on this one? I'm thinking of taking the plunge, but I'd like to know if there's any news on her. Plus, I'm hearing FH is not the best area.

Went 2 visit a friend in monroe & thought I could get down cause such a different area should have something. But it was so dead nobody had even pursued on they're backpage in forever. I've got to go back soon. Any suggestions?

[QUOTE=MrOdessa;2095790][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-exotic-goddess-5-star-experience-for-upscale-gentlemen-25/15402160[/URL]

Any news on this one? I'm thinking of taking the plunge, but I'd like to know if there's any news on her. Plus, I'm hearing FH is not the best area.[/QUOTE]Nothing of value to add, but she's got my interest as well. Spoke with her through text quite a few times but just haven't made the jump myself. She seems hella cool though. Though I haven't seen her, I can confirm that it's indeed her in the ads.