We don't buy snake oil in bulk around these parts.
In order for this "review" to be any phonier and disingenuous it would have to be a politician talking about failing to pay Socialist Insecurity taxes for his "undocumented" maid / concubine.
If you are not said provider, or her Daddy, then what exactly do you expect to get out of white knighting here? A freebie? An upgrade to BBBJ? An "at a boy!" from the the forum?
I hope it was worth making an ass of yourself, since that is all you have managed to accomplish.
[QUOTE=ImYours88; 1160817]Contacted this provider 3 days prior (before I got to "ORLANDO". I live 1000's of miles away) and tried to clear all the I'd hassles. I did good a job of contacting her, the closer we got to the appointment, the more she seemed to make me feel at ease. I travel the east very often for business. I have seen her posted in a couple areas so I decided to give her a call. We agreed to the donations listed on her webpage (HOUR multi. POP ). The pictures of Melissa on BP are definitely her, but don't really do her justice. To my understanding she used to use fake pictures but these photos she has are far from fake. She is about 5'6' and has a smoking hot body if your into BBW'S. . She is very discreet & stays in very nice 3 star & up hotels. She has perfect D-cups and an ass to match the rest of her very perfect voluptuous frame. She has gorgeous long brown hair (I'm not sure if its real?) and a pretty face. Melissa to let me in wearing a nice purple & black lingerie. She offered me some ice water and suggested that I get comfortable. She looked very hot wearing her butt and her breasts looked amazing. She truly enjoys what she does by all means necessary. F. Y. I. She is not G. F. E not my cup of tea any waise. As we continued to go at it we started with a completly mind bottling experience of C. B. J wich was awsome! The first ond came very quickly. But the second time was soooo great we started with a little mish then I went behind and saw her bigg but bounce back. All & all I have seen her twice since then. Very sweet DO NOT Let that Stupid Ignorant Due that Wrote A fake ad on backpage stop you from indulging in this wonderful experience.
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ImYours88. NO You're NOT!
[QUOTE=Michael Caffey; 1161242]In order for this "review" to be any phonier and disingenuous it would have to be a politician talking about failing to pay Socialist Insecurity taxes for his "undocumented" maid / concubine.
If you are not said provider, or her Daddy, then what exactly do you expect to get out of white knighting here? A freebie? An upgrade to BBBJ? An "at a boy!" from the the forum?
I hope it was worth making an ass of yourself, since that is all you have managed to accomplish. [/QUOTE]Her BS-Self review was even more obvious than the former Foxy Bubbles / Angel pimp postings from the past. Like some mongers have stated her smell is strong, dirty and nasty downstairs and she doesn't even have a [email]fu*king[/email] Clue about the yeasty odor! All I know is when my cat saw her pictures she starting purring like I was opening a can of tuna. What's up with that? Bad, bad kitty, I should have never taught her how to use the Internet. This smelly provider has really made a ass of herself with this BS review. Give up trying to sell the snake oil girl, you can't even sell hot Tuna oil to us! SP
Happyguy4 got to be fake profile
Is it just me or does all this guys post revolve around one provider, and one of her friends? Questionable profile. Sounds like either pimp or provider spoofing up name.
QUOTE=Light6364; 1128131]Glad you had a good time Happyguy4. The first and third photo's are stolen from Jada back in N. Y. Jada from N. Y, was cute, sweet, and BBBJ friendly. [/QUOTE]