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[QUOTE=Littlehead;2420115]Well, I woke up horny and decided to check out a local AMP know for DIY. Imagine my surprise when mamasan asked me if I wanted a line up. Of course I said sure and while she was gathering the girls I did a quick check on Google maps to be sure I was in Richmond, VA not Philadelphia. Well, the line up came and I was expecting 2 or maybe 3 girls but to my surprise mamasan had 8 girls and they were dressed sexy enough that my littlehead was starting to grow. It was a mix of skimpy bikinis and see though nighties. There was one young Asian chick wearing a see through nighty that clearly had a neatly trimmed Bush and a sultry look in her eye. We exchanged glances and she raised a hand and squeezed a breast them tickled a nipple to make it hard. The choice was easy. Her name was Sunny and she took me back to a room where she undressed me, neatly hanging my clothes up and then she disrobed and said I should get on the table face down. After about 20 minutes of a really great back rub, neck rub and some teasing she told me to roll over. I did and she said something in Korean or Chinese that I didn't understand but clearly she was talking to someone out of the room. She took the source of my happiness and kissed it. I was shocked she touched it, let alone kissed it. Looking right into my eyes she said, "I have surprise for you. " At that instant, she licked my dick from base to tip and then did something I've never seen an Asian do. She deep-throated me just as the door opened and another delightful young lady entered wearing a bikini. Several of the other girls were peeking in the open door and giggling. Sunny said "Miko and I are good friends. Sometimes we work together. You like?" Hell yes I exclaimed as Miko started to lick Miko's ass, then her pussy. In short order Miko was sitting on my face while Sunny pretended she was riding a bronco. Before long they switched places. The Sunny asked, You likey 69?" and we went into 69 with her on the bottom and then Miko started liking my ass. When she pushed her tongue in I nutted. I couldn't stand it any longer. Sunny swallowed it all and Miko said, "You didn't share with me!" She actually looked mad. The Sunny said, "You can have seconds. " I didn't understand what that meant at first. Then they suggested I watch for a few minutes while I recover. They proceeded to 69 each other and at one point Sunny screamed, lifted her crotch and squirted right into Miko's face and mouth. Awesome. I helped clean up Miko's face and she suggested I do the same to her. Well, over the next 20 minutes I lost count of how many times the two of them came on my face and it wasn't long before my source of happiness was fully erect and the girls were fighting over who could ride it. Well, it took at least an hour to come the second time and when I did, Sunny was riding RCG while Miko was eating her out. True to her word, Sunny lifted off and Miko took the head of my dick and sucked every last drop out of me. After all this I was wondering what the damages were going to be. Miko said, "You good. No you very good. Today your lucky day. $60 for mamsan and we play free. All day for you. " They saw how sweaty I was and they gave me a shower and said I should come back in the afternoon and do it again, no charge. And if this wasn't an April Fools post I would.[/QUOTE]Well done. I travel a lot and for a minute I thought I was in the Vegas forum. Thanks for making my day happier than 99% of the AMPs around here.

[QUOTE=Littlehead;2420115]Well, I woke up horny and decided to check out a local AMP know for DIY. Imagine my surprise when mamasan asked me if I wanted a line up. Of course I said sure and while she was gathering the girls I did a quick check on Google maps to be sure I was in Richmond, VA not Philadelphia. Well, the line up came and I was expecting 2 or maybe 3 girls but to my surprise mamasan had 8 girls and they were dressed sexy enough that my littlehead was starting to grow. It was a mix of skimpy bikinis and see though nighties. There was one young Asian chick wearing a see through nighty that clearly had a neatly trimmed Bush and a sultry look in her eye. We exchanged glances and she raised a hand and squeezed a breast them tickled a nipple to make it hard. The choice was easy. Her name was Sunny and she took me back to a room where she undressed me, neatly hanging my clothes up and then she disrobed and said I should get on the table face down. After about 20 minutes of a really great back rub, neck rub and some teasing she told me to roll over. I did and she said something in Korean or Chinese that I didn't understand but clearly she was talking to someone out of the room. She took the source of my happiness and kissed it. I was shocked she touched it, let alone kissed it. Looking right into my eyes she said, "I have surprise for you. " At that instant, she licked my dick from base to tip and then did something I've never seen an Asian do. She deep-throated me just as the door opened and another delightful young lady entered wearing a bikini. Several of the other girls were peeking in the open door and giggling. Sunny said "Miko and I are good friends. Sometimes we work together. You like?" Hell yes I exclaimed as Miko started to lick Miko's ass, then her pussy. In short order Miko was sitting on my face while Sunny pretended she was riding a bronco. Before long they switched places. The Sunny asked, You likey 69?" and we went into 69 with her on the bottom and then Miko started liking my ass. When she pushed her tongue in I nutted. I couldn't stand it any longer. Sunny swallowed it all and Miko said, "You didn't share with me!" She actually looked mad. The Sunny said, "You can have seconds. " I didn't understand what that meant at first. Then they suggested I watch for a few minutes while I recover. They proceeded to 69 each other and at one point Sunny screamed, lifted her crotch and squirted right into Miko's face and mouth. Awesome. I helped clean up Miko's face and she suggested I do the same to her. Well, over the next 20 minutes I lost count of how many times the two of them came on my face and it wasn't long before my source of happiness was fully erect and the girls were fighting over who could ride it. Well, it took at least an hour to come the second time and when I did, Sunny was riding RCG while Miko was eating her out. True to her word, Sunny lifted off and Miko took the head of my dick and sucked every last drop out of me. After all this I was wondering what the damages were going to be. Miko said, "You good. No you very good. Today your lucky day. $60 for mamsan and we play free. All day for you. " They saw how sweaty I was and they gave me a shower and said I should come back in the afternoon and do it again, no charge. And if this wasn't an April Fools post I would.[/QUOTE]Geeez Little. That was good!! Did remind me a bit of real life in another place though.

I saw that one coming from a mile away. LOL.

[QUOTE=Littlehead;2416723]I'm sick and tired of all the new AMPs where you might get a happy ending. When I started mongering all the AMP were FS and it was $60 for the house and $100 for the girl. You started with a sauna, then a table shower, then a massage that went to a BJ then FS. Some of the girls were really creative with their skills and a lot of them went bb (if you wanted) after they knew you. So does anyone know if any classic AMPs are still around? Lh.
And I suppose I should say I'm willing to travel to neighboring states or further if needed. Bonus points if you know of an AMP located near a small airport. I've got a buddy that flies and will take me anywhere I want for the price of fuel. I've got yellow fever again and need a fix.[/QUOTE]I'd also be interested in getting an answer to this, so big thanks to anyone who has info.

Last time I was in NYC, I got the impression that they're still good there. That's an awful long way to travel for some poontang, though.

[QUOTE=StillLooking;2420287]I saw that one coming from a mile away. LOL.[/QUOTE]Alas, not everyone did. <g .

[QUOTE=Littlehead;2416723]I'm sick and tired of all the new AMPs where you might get a happy ending. When I started mongering all the AMP were FS and it was $60 for the house and $100 for the girl. You started with a sauna, then a table shower, then a massage that went to a BJ then FS. Some of the girls were really creative with their skills and a lot of them went bb (if you wanted) after they knew you. So does anyone know if any classic AMPs are still around? Lh.
And I suppose I should say I'm willing to travel to neighboring states or further if needed. Bonus points if you know of an AMP located near a small airport. I've got a buddy that flies and will take me anywhere I want for the price of fuel. I've got yellow fever again and need a fix.[/QUOTE]If you just want to get your yellow fever fix, watch backpage when some asians advertise in the escort section. It's not an AMP, usually in a cheap motel, but you get your fix. You can travel up to NOVA and go to the asian condos but they're a little pricier and a bit of a drive.

[QUOTE=StillLooking;2420287]I saw that one coming from a mile away. LOL.[/QUOTE]Well everyone and their mother here starts off a review with "I had a dream" so this April 1st dream seems appropriate LOL.

Hope its OK to ask this here. I've been to some of the local AMPs, and most end up being DIY, if that much. I see some offer table showers, but I've never done that add-on. I understand what one is, but my question is, if all that's offered is a DIY, what's the point in one? Not judging, just curious.

[QUOTE=Capra1259;2426736]what's the point in one?[/QUOTE]Simply because it feels good. Same things as why go to an AMP hoping for some release when you can hit a backpage girl and be sure to get some release. Because sometimes a good massage and rub for an hour feels better than a QV BJ.

[QUOTE=Capra1259;2426736]Hope its OK to ask this here. I've been to some of the local AMPs, and most end up being DIY, if that much. I see some offer table showers, but I've never done that add-on. I understand what one is, but my question is, if all that's offered is a DIY, what's the point in one? Not judging, just curious.[/QUOTE]My question is even more basic. If most Richmond AMPs are DIY, what's the purpose of the AMP? I can stay at home, save at least an hour in travel, $60-$100, and accomplish the same thing. As for a TS? My limited experience is all the parts get washed, which around Richmond is about all the action you can rely on.

Once you go out of state especially north you will never go again in VA. My favorite is Atlantic City. Just my experience.

My favorite at north side left so I decided to try out west. I figured not much news so maybe they were hiding something good out there. Same story as the others. Decent deep massage. Some good teasing but in the end just left to yourself. Anyone with other experiences feel free to PM me. Peace!

That pot o gold can be found if you know where to look. Had hour massage with finish for $.

Massage and finish where both excellent.

Hit up lakeside today out of boredom. Our uncle was posted up across from the restaurant facing the place As I left. Keep an eye out if any of you guys stop by.