Massage Parlor Reports

Three visits in July to tell about.

The Good. Visited Senina early Sunday afternoon. I was startled by the number of legitimate customers using the hair/nail salon on the first floor. The young papa-san quickly steeped forward and asked "massage? ". "Yes" I said quietly and paid. 7 for an hour and. 2 for the table shower. Lisa met me at the top of the stairs, an attractive young (20s) woman, white shorts and tank-top (both were baggy, not tight fitting). She was flirty and seemed in a really good mood. As I undressed she started giggling and complementing me on my ‘size’ (but don’t they all do that? ). The table shower was great. Lisa ran the shower for a minute while waiting for hot water. She let me hug her from behind and feel her up while we waited. That may not sound like much, but there’s something erotic about being nude and groping a clothed woman. She did a great job of washing me, not just a hose down but lots of soap and hand action including ass and a quick soapy HJ. The massage was good too. Lots of hand roaming on my part and her baggy clothes made it easier to get at her panties and bra. We finally got to the extras and negotiated 1. 0 for an BJ/HJ. It was actually a BBBJ and she let me remove her top and bra (even though we didn’t negotiate it). She had the typical post-pregnacy boobs and belly, but still nice. The HJ was a little rough but she slowed down when I asked. I’ll definitely see her again.

The Bad. Visited Bodyworks at 2246 N Clark. I tried once in March and didn’t get any extras, but decided to give it a second chance since I live 2 blocks away. Same experience as last time. Very attractive girl but the table shower felt like I was moving thru a car wash and the massage was poor even by AMP standards. I tried touching a few times and was quickly rebuffed with a loud "uh, excuse me, no no. " On the flip she asked me about "finishing". I got excited and offered. 6 for an HJ. No, no. She meant I could ‘finish myself’ and offered me a jar of lube (ick). How about. 8. 1. 0 I offered? "No, sorry, no extras here". No third chance for them. Oh, and there’s lots of foot traffic out front.

The Ugly. I saw Ginger’s on CL and here and checked out the location at 2732 N Clark. The guy at the desk said Ginger was on out-call and the other girls had been sent home (slow Wednesday). I glanced around. The place was one big messy room, the massage areas looked more like cubicals with doors and there was no separation between them and the waiting area. The guy at the desk seemed desperate to make an appointment for me but I said I wasn’t available later. Maybe my first impression is wrong but this place gave me the creeps.

Saw Lucy at Mercy on Michigan. Signed in and up to the 21st floor. Great massage and left happy. Best part is that there was no negotiation; things just went the way they are supposed to naturally. I love that; I hate negotiations. Tipped. 5$, and she deserved it. Recommended.

[QUOTE=Blue Screen] Lisa met me at the top of the stairs, an attractive young (20s) woman[/QUOTE]

There must be a NEW Lisa at Senina because the Senina Lisa that I know doesn't fit this description.

[QUOTE=Mike Rudolph]Is this place any good?[/QUOTE]If you're referring to Eden Inc Spa, they are very expensive for what you get. I went there a few times and never got more than a massage with happy ending for $250. They are American, so they speak proper English.

Hey guys, so Saturday is my b-day and I was looking for a nude massage with hands roaming, hj and possible fs. I know it won't be cheap, I do have money but anyone recommend where I should go and where the rates are reasonable?

I'm mostly a lurker, but I figure it's about time to contribute. Your posts have been very helpful, so I might as well return the favor. I'll try to do so more in the future.

I often envision myself down by Mill. Park in the afternoons, killing time. Mercy has become a nice place to visit. Three masseuses so far.

Lucy: A little older (40s?) but very friendly and accomodating. We've had a nice little 20/20 going for a while. Her technique is standard for AMPs (though no table shower, not even a stand up shower), but her demeanor makes her special. She has a great smile.

Wendy: She's younger and cute in a girl next door sort of way. But her technique is a little mechanical (especially on your first visit). She also doesn't know when to stop, which is cute in a way (girlish, I suppose). Less reciprocal touching. Practically none.

The last time I was there I made the mistake of schduling a lunchtime appointment. A bunch of other guys hanging around, which is something I try to avoid. Also, a man answered the phone when I called to schedule about 10:30 AM. That was a first, and I was a tiny bit sketched out by it. When I got there, I saw Wendy taking another customer into a room (thin walls, by the way, so shhhh). I was grabbed by a nice enough but seriously homely woman about Lucy's age. She kept fiddling with the stereo in the massage room. Also, she seemed very distracted and lost me a couple of times.

I've wanted to branch out to another AMP in town, hoping to either get someone a little younger/cuter than at Mercy, or someone who'll go nude for a reasonable price. At Mercy I pay for 30 minutes (.40) and tip between 20-50. Any ideas? I'd be willing to visit the apts, but I've frankly found it hard to find any solid leads on this board when it comes to the asian apts.

I hope this counts as a decent first report.

To guarantee FS you're probably going to have to go to the Peking Spa in East Chicago. Cute, young, petite FS for $$ and no questions asked..

I happened to be having a couple of beers at Hooters in Schaumburg. One thing lead to another and I ended up scheduling an appt. with Mina. She offered me a massage or FS for 1.5. I opted for a massage as I wasn't really taken with her looks. Nice enough girl, but nothing that I'd want to bang. She claimed she gave a really good sensual massage, but it was not big deal. She offered to insert a digit up the back door, but I declined.

She greased up the pole, released me and I was out the door in no time. Don't know that I'd recommend her, but if you find yourself with a couple of drinks in you and you're in the area, she's an option. I prefer Ashley as I find her significantly more attractive, but I wasn't able to track her down that night. That's my report for the western burbs.

took a trip to Violet Spa on Irving near 6 corners the other day, they advetise in Craig's under theraputic. Was given Lucy. Nice looking friendly girl. Went with 1 hr plus TS for 65. Lucy gave a good torough TS although since it was my first time there (they haven't been open long) she was a little carefull about paying full attention to the nether reagions. Good massage. I used the oportunity to make a little contact with her in a non threatening manner to break the ice. On the flip she asked me what I wanted it seems everything was on the menu but my funds were limited so I opted for a nude HJ for 70. Excellent HJ just the righ amount of pressure and lube. Not the usual trying to pull it completely off.

Looks 7
Body 9
Attitude 8
Service 8

Will return

You guys ever think there's going to be a smackdown on all these massage parlors?

I mean, they're EVERYWHERE in the Ashland Avenue / Chinatown area.
One just popped up on Milwaukee Avenue, near Ashland & Milwaukee.
It just seems a little out of control.

Anyone been to Q&Q / Star Massage lately?
Any info you can PM me is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]You guys ever think there's going to be a smackdown on all these massage parlors?

I mean, they're EVERYWHERE in the Ashland Avenue / Chinatown area.

One just popped up on Milwaukee Avenue, near Ashland & Milwaukee.

It just seems a little out of control.[/QUOTE]There does seem to be one on every corner..

there is a bigger deamnd these days with

1: Average women being so demanding with the men they choose

2: Said women being batshit insane..who wants to put up with all that non-sense for sex?

I showed up at her place for a massage. She told me it was easier to massge me if I was nude. This sounds promising. As I'm taking off my pants, she makes it very clear there will be no ending of any kind. This does not work for me so I put the pants back on and headed for the hills.

Don't pay for anything less than you want.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I’ve been noticing this add in Craigslist’s Therapeutic Section for the last several days. It got my curiosity up so decided to TOFFT. I arrived a few minutes early for the appointment, and there was no answer as I rang her bell. So I called her on my cellphone because I thought the doorbell must not be working; she answered and told me to wait a few minutes in my car because another customer was still there. I said OK and went back to my car and waited for the guy to leave. I went back after I saw him get into his car and leave. I thought it was a nice gesture on her part—just in case neither one of us felt like meeting each other.

Massages are done at the lady’s residence which is roomy, neat and clean. There’s a room with a massage table that doubles as her massage room and home office. The massuese is a short, cute filipina in her late twenties, beautiful skin, long straight tied back, jet black hair.

Wore a short skirt and a top that showed nice legs and cleavage. Has pretty feet that I admired through the head cradle, small hands, very friendly and out-going, nice conversationalist but a bit of a Chatty Kathy who asked a lot of personal questions. A good number of which I declined to answer.

This young lady is not petite as the ad says. But she’s not fat either. I would describe her as being a bit thick.

The problem is an abdomen that could use a little liposuction. Otherwise she would be perfect for my tastes.

The massage was on the low side of mediocre, Actually it was more of a rub down. She asked several times if the massage was OK. I think she really did want to give a good massage. I answered diplomatically because I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. It was clear to me that she had little or no formal training.

She prefers the client to remain undraped. I had no problem with that. She gave good attention to the butt area. Wasn’t afraid to come close to the boys either. She made it clear when I called for the appointment that there would be no "happy ending". I found that to be the case.

When she finished, she offered me a glass of not so cold water. She said good-bye with a smile. I gave her 60 + 10 which she seemed happy to receive, and I was on my way.

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Why on Gods green earth would you pay for a chick you wouldn't do for free? If you saw this chick in a bar with your buddies and she had "flappy tits" and "little red piples all over her back", (probably shingles) would you take her back to your place? Hell no. Drive the uglies and over priced chicks out. You are the customer. Don't accept sub par quality and don't over pay for lackluster performance.

[QUOTE=Weed Streeter]Decided I'd actually try Tropical this time. Had a taste for those Latinas I keep hearing about. Went around 3p in the afternoon. Cute Latina was sitting on the couch in the front watching Tyra. Not sure she's a therapist because she looked like a teenager. She called out for Jackie. I guess I wasn't as lucky as the guys in the previous posts. She was average looking. Probably late 20's. About 5' 4" with an average body. Small flappy tits. She told me she just started about 2 weeks ago, but has worked at other spots. She had little red pimples all over her back (she was wearing a tank top).

Anyways, paid the .65 for the hour. She took be me back for a TS. There was a nasty wet towel on the floor - and the head rest on the table looked dirty. I hesitated in putting my head in there. She gave the boys a little play in the shower - I guess to see if I would react.

So off to the massage. She spent about 20min on the back side. Massage was ok. On the flip she got straight to the point. She said she had 2 questions for me. #1 Are you a cop? #2 Do you want other options? I told her yes and she gave me the menu. She wanted 1.5 for HJ full nude, 1.20 for HJ w/ only thong. .80 for HJ w/ topless. I talked her into .50 for HJ w/ topless. HJ was rushed and then she told me to clean myself off. No personality, no emotions.. no reactions... very boring. What a waste.

I guess I just picked the wrong day. I'd go back, but not to Jackie. If you get Jackie, don't waste your money. Just tell her you're just looking and come back when one of the other Chicas is there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mr Mister]Why on Gods green earth would you pay for a chick you wouldn't do for free? If you saw this chick in a bar with your buddies and she had "flappy tits" and "little red piples all over her back", (probably shingles) would you take her back to your place? Hell no. Drive the uglies and over priced chicks out. You are the customer. Don't accept sub par quality and don't over pay for lackluster performance.[/QUOTE]

Dude, I was thinking with the little head. I rarely get time to go to the amp's anymore. I had a rare afternoon off, walked in, only saw her, and decided to go through with it anyways because I knew I wouldn't have a chance to go again anytime soon. It happens, but it's definitely not routine. The little head just took over. :-(