Making it easier for everyone
The guy she keeps telling you that is her brother isn't her brother at all. Lexi admitted to me that is her real boyfriend and he is just as much of an addict and he does whatever he ahs to do to get cash for the drugs. That is why she walks the streets to begin with cause they both enjoy the drugs and they both have been doing this lifestyle for years.
I talked to Lexi last night which would be Thursday and they relocated again. She said they are still trying to get their State I'd's back from Mr Colorado who is holding them hostage. Lexi did say she would be walking down by Hess if she could get a ride.
[QUOTE=PlayfulMan;2155786]I must say, when I saw her she looked tired, wore out, like she was done with the streets, remember I have talked to her before and did nothing with her. Got to talk to them sometimes and see where their heads are at, they are people too, I think sometimes we forget that. Anyway, I think she may want out, like the right Captain save a ho, may be able to take her and make something good out of it if you can get her off the candy. I mean their are odds to everything, hell, you may hit lotto this week too. Oh and her brother said this morning that her and Amanda didn't come back last night and didn't see them at all, somebody kept them on lockdown.[/QUOTE]
2014 Funniest Report of the year nominee
[QUOTE=Kmach;2158466]I hit the stroll around 4:00 this afternoon, and scooped Leila or Layla around 34th and 11th across from the McDonald's. She looked better at 35 mph, but to make a long story short I had some serious blueballs needing relief. We exchange names (mine being fake), run a quick LEO check and away we go. We wind up at the back of an apartment complex and talk business.
I Shiw her standard street fare and that's when her vastly overblown case of GPS flares up like a bad hemorrhoid. She yaps about how she's better than that: she dances at Oasis and BAS, she's on BP, yadda yadda yadda. My response, of course: yeah, but where did I pick you up? She claims that doesn't matter, which we all know is horseshit. We finally agree it can be. 3 $ if it's good, including swallow, and I front her. 2 $.
She goes to work with commendable effort, but her skills straight up suck and not in a good way. Too much teeth, not enough depth, not enough tongue, and this stupid side-to-side motion that does nothing to get me off. She works at it gamely, in good faith, for near 10 minutes before finally put the kibosh on it. When I stop her, she seems to think I came. Uh, no way *****: if my giant load blew, you'd know when it started dribbling out your ears. Dumb **** doesn't even know when a man launches his rocket. Amazing!
So, tired of her shitty BJ, I drop her off over by the Hess. She has the gall to ask for her remaining $10! I literally said, "*****, you couldn't even make me cum!" She half-heartedly argues, but helllllll no that shit ain't happening. She decides to bail and I'm happy to see the end of her.
She's Hispanic, 5'6"ish, late 30's I'd say with a pockmarked face and curly dark brown hair. Credit where it's due: she did try to finish me off. But between her godawful technique and shit-don't-stink attitude there's no way I can recommend one of why'all pick her up. Surely there's better strumpets to be had.
Meanwhile, it's now 6:00 and my balls are as blue as they were at 10 AM. Where's a filthy nasty depraved deepthroating cumcrazy cocksucking swallowing python tamer like Bre when ya need her??[/QUOTE]This report had me pooping in my pants I laughed so hard. Oh my goodness, so many gems in this story. Kmach, please take a bow. Holy crap that was funny.
Waste of time and little swimmers
Driving south on 34th at 11:30 am. Saw carman 2 blocks north of the Cactus. Passed it by. Pulled into McD's for a quick drive thru. Coming out, and heading south, saw that Carmen had made it down to 9th ave, crossed the street and headed north on 34th. All that walking must be why she is so skinny. So, heading south, behind circle K, had a dream (nightmare). Dreamed of a little blond,5'/100 lb. , not quite 20, shoulder length hair, submissive looking. Looked, and acted like she was just dropped off at the bus station from out of town and was lost. Offered her a ride. She hopped in and we headed for a secluded spot. She was way to nervous. Reminded me of a chihuahua. I suggested the LEO check. Somewhat better now, but still skittering. She asked for $. 30 but I told her standard rate is a Jackson. She agreed and asked for it up front. Told her Hell No, you haven't earned anything yet. Put it on the dash and told her she had to go to work first. She says" we're not going to have sex, are we?" (thinking about it still makes me laugh) Oh no, just some quick relief, so she dives in. Light pressure on the tip (a little too light) then after a few minutes, she just stops all motion. I thought she fell asleep. " wake up honey, you got to keep moving". Another minute goes by and she stops again. " come on honey, don't stop now. " She stops a third time and I'm thinking WTF! She must want someone to hold her ears and skullfuck her. (not my thing) told her she needs to keep moving if she wants to earn that Jackson. Finally brings it home, takes half a load, then pulls off. What a waste of time, and little swimmers! Not sure what a fiddler's fuck is worth, but she's worth less than that.
Sounds like Sticky Fingers Jenn
[QUOTE=Daf918;2159889]Saw a dark haired WSW walking North of 54th ave on 34th st and offered a ride. She said her name was Jenn and a bell went off in my head from some negative things I thought I may have read here so I dropped her off and got her number. From the quick look I got she looked pretty nice and I was tempted but a little birdie kept telling me no. I looked back on here and couldn't find any specifics but I feel my hunch may have been right.[/QUOTE]Hey Sausage, You made the right choice. Sticky Fingers Jenn has a great body, and her face is nice (when she is not juiced up), but she will either upsell or rob you. My best advice with Jenn is to pull over and park your car and lock it and then point her over to the nearest dumpster and walk her behind it and mouth fuck her as hard as you can. Her BBBJ is a bit rough so just tell her to open her mouth and shut the fuck up. Slap your dick across her face if she gets mouthy.
I wouldn't let Amy smell my farts
[QUOTE=AdamsSausage;2160000]My intentions was to warn fellow SM of the waste of time with little blond, but looking back to 7-13-14, looks like the same girl that Jimmy cumsalot and Xiao Xing we're talking about. Amy. My bad![/QUOTE]No worries Adam, it was a good report. At least we know now she is not a cash and dash. She is just a lousy ass dick sucker with a piss poor attitude. Most these SW's need to learn good manners and chew our seamen with their mouth's closed and say "thank you sir may I have another" after every load we shoot down their necks.
Tatted brunette near Gateway Motel (34th St)
The last couple of days I've seen a very tatted brunette walking near the Gateway Motel on 34th St. She looks like maybe she has fake tits and maybe had her lips done or something at some time in the past. Sexy looking if you like the tattoos. Girl is in her 30s I suppose. Does anyone have any intel on her? Is she worth the time?
Thanks!