Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SmallD23;6073491]With the demise of my go to massage for the TC, Hudson massage, I was happy to visit my ATF at Swan Massage in Hudson WI and then diss appointed to learned they closed up shop.

I called and they called me back after a week and told me no plans to reopen in Hudson / TC area.

I failed to ask them about Cindy, who is my ATF at both locations.

Do you guys know if she moved to another spa in Hudson / TC?

Thanks in advance and DM me please.[/QUOTE]Did you ask them why they closed and won't reopen?

[QUOTE=Dream44;6072946]Went to favorite on East Travelers in Burnsville. All the young ones were booked so I ended up with the owner, I believe. (First door on the left.) Anyway on the flip she asked for $70 for HE only. She said all her customers pay that. What. I said $40 is standard and she came down to $60. I countered with $40. She then came down to $50. I countered with $40. She agreed and said next time $70. I said yeah right. Wouldn't repeat unless I get the young ones.[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure that's "April". Didn't find her that much older then the other 2 ladies I've had there but they do keep the lights pretty low. Have heard there is younger talent but haven't seen anyone I would consider "younger" (20-35) there yet. I ve been venturing one and trying different places (without much luck should learn my lesson). Anyways back to April I had one of my best massages with her when I was there. She really gave me a close to therapeutic with lots of teasing before the flip. After the flip plenty of foreplay / teasing and a great finish. Afterwards I knew she liked me as she asked about my tattoos and laid next / on me. So everyone's experience is different and sometimes you catch them on a good day or bad day. I've been back 2-3 times called to schedule and April doesn't seem to be available or work much which makes since if she is the owner. Still need to go back and see those "younger" ladies but have a different spot on my radar right now.

[QUOTE=CarpMaster;6074014]I always like 60 minutes. I really enjoy a good massage and a HJ. 30 min is just to short. I was out of town a recently and knowing the place had a table shower, I went for 90 minutes.[/QUOTE]So I've been thinking about this a lot more lately. I normally go with 60 min just because that's the standard and I am truly hoping for a good massage. Lately I've been trying different places and not having much luck or the massages just suck. If the massage is horrible I truly would rather get it over with. Let me flip and get on with this. I am starting to cut it short if it ain't worth my time knowing I am not going to go back don't care about the tip. So if I paid for a 60 min end up leaving at the 30-45 min mark then that extra time is part of their tip. I have no problem paying up to $40 tip for a quality massage and HE. But I am getting more stingy with my time and money.

I will add that the few times I scheduled a 90 min I have gotten some of the best massages. I am not sure but maybe the girls think the longer you schedule the more you are there for a massage and the short you just want the clown boxed around?

I think first visit 30 mins is a good idea even if it's the worst value option.

[QUOTE=Poogs;6072437]So I went to Chicago over the weekend, shoot me a DM if you want the location / name of the provider.
[/QUOTE]Do t feel bad at all. Every girl ask for more money and it's never enough. You aren't planning on going back so who give an F. Also sure she looked good and you had a good time but it wasn't really anything super special IMO. Not like she gave a BJ or removed any clothes. The problem is guys are simping for these women and paying them more and more.

I remember I had a ATF independent provider and her prices were well under what the should of been but, I didn't say anything got a great massage and FS for $120 back in the CL / backpage day. Now I see she is starting at $180 for an hr massage. Which is a deal now days but still feel bad paying because I remember the good old day.

Long story short guys stop over paying.

[QUOTE=BBQ21;6074059]Did you ask them why they closed and won't reopen?[/QUOTE]Great question. I didn't not ask them why they were not going to re-open. The person's English was broken and the conversation was kept short from their end.

I can only speculate why they are not interested in opening again.

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;6074529]Do t feel bad at all. Every girl ask for more money and it's never enough. You aren't planning on going back so who give an F. Also sure she looked good and you had a good time but it wasn't really anything super special IMO. Not like she gave a BJ or removed any clothes. The problem is guys are simping for these women and paying them more and more.

I remember I had a ATF independent provider and her prices were well under what the should of been but, I didn't say anything got a great massage and FS for $120 back in the CL / backpage day. Now I see she is starting at $180 for an hr massage. Which is a deal now days but still feel bad paying because I remember the good old day.

Long story short guys stop over paying.[/QUOTE]Sound advice. Stop over paying for mediocre service. Tip appropriately.

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;6074500]I am pretty sure that's "April". Didn't find her that much older then the other 2 ladies I've had there but they do keep the lights pretty low. Have heard there is younger talent but haven't seen anyone I would consider "younger" (20-35) there yet. I ve been venturing one and trying different places (without much luck should learn my lesson). Anyways back to April I had one of my best massages with her when I was there. She really gave me a close to therapeutic with lots of teasing before the flip. After the flip plenty of foreplay / teasing and a great finish. Afterwards I knew she liked me as she asked about my tattoos and laid next / on me. So everyone's experience is different and sometimes you catch them on a good day or bad day. I've been back 2-3 times called to schedule and April doesn't seem to be available or work much which makes since if she is the owner. Still need to go back and see those "younger" ladies but have a different spot on my radar right now.[/QUOTE]I've experienced an old April up at Trudy's, but that isn't on East Travelers. First time with that April was good, second time, was "hurry hurry, get out!" Done with Trudy.

As for the time, I prefer 60 minutes. A guy needs time to relax. Prospecting is a fun part of the hobby, finding that hidden gem that nobody is talking about. Sometimes ya get the HE, sometimes you don't.

Learn a couple of basic Mandarin phrases, it helps break down the barriers, but wouldn't do you much good if you find the occasional Korean or rarer yet, Japanese provider.

[QUOTE=Loran70;6075202]I've experienced an old April up at Trudy's, but that isn't on East Travelers. First time with that April was good, second time, was "hurry hurry, get out!" Done with Trudy.

As for the time, I prefer 60 minutes. A guy needs time to relax. Prospecting is a fun part of the hobby, finding that hidden gem that nobody is talking about. Sometimes ya get the HE, sometimes you don't.

Learn a couple of basic Mandarin phrases, it helps break down the barriers, but wouldn't do you much good if you find the occasional Korean or rarer yet, Japanese provider.[/QUOTE]The tip on learning some basic Mandarin phrases is a good one, even if you only learn hello (ni hao), good bye (phonetically closest to tsay chen) and thank you (phonetically She She). Google can play those to help with getting the pronunciation at least passable. Greeting a new provider with nihao can go a long way. As long as the provider is actually Chinese, as previously noted, heh, heh.

I'm new to the hobby and this was becoming my usual place. Massages have been pretty good here and I've had three different ladies. I'm into the massage part of it because who doesn't like a good massage with some teasing? Also I guess the being exposed is a turn on for me. Like doing something totally normal like a massage but knowing that they can see and are looking at my junk is a turn on.

I'll cut to the chase. She's lightly teasing after the flip, towel was on for about 30 seconds and she holds her hands apart saying "you're strong man", like she's complimenting my size. Then she says "how many kids do you have?" It threw me for a loop for a second but I answered. So she starts stroking and I'm thinking about her question and guessing she was trying to pay me a compliment, like there is some correlation between size and virility.

Anyway, I tried to keep going but all I could think about was my kids and it killed my mood obviously. I stopped her and said thank you for the great massage but I don't think I can finish. I tipped her my usual amount anyway because I she was trying to be complimentary.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

I'll tell you how I accidentally got into AMPs next time.

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;6075967]I'm new to the hobby and this was becoming my usual place. Massages have been pretty good here and I've had three different ladies. I'm into the massage part of it because who doesn't like a good massage with some teasing? Also I guess the being exposed is a turn on for me. Like doing something totally normal like a massage but knowing that they can see and are looking at my junk is a turn on.

I'll cut to the chase. She's lightly teasing after the flip, towel was on for about 30 seconds and she holds her hands apart saying "you're strong man", like she's complimenting my size. Then she says "how many kids do you have?" It threw me for a loop for a second but I answered. So she starts stroking and I'm thinking about her question and guessing she was trying to pay me a compliment, like there is some correlation between size and virility.

Anyway, I tried to keep going but all I could think about was my kids and it killed my mood obviously. I stopped her and said thank you for the great massage but I don't think I can finish. I tipped her my usual amount anyway because I she was trying to be complimentary.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

I'll tell you how I accidentally got into AMPs next time.[/QUOTE]Hahahaha. Man. Yeah. It's happened to most of us I'm sure.

Wow! How many kids?

That could definitely kill any boner. Thanks for sharing your fun story.

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;6075967]I'm new to the hobby and this was becoming my usual place. Massages have been pretty good here and I've had three different ladies. I'm into the massage part of it because who doesn't like a good massage with some teasing? Also I guess the being exposed is a turn on for me. Like doing something totally normal like a massage but knowing that they can see and are looking at my junk is a turn on.

I'll cut to the chase. She's lightly teasing after the flip, towel was on for about 30 seconds and she holds her hands apart saying "you're strong man", like she's complimenting my size. Then she says "how many kids do you have?" It threw me for a loop for a second but I answered. So she starts stroking and I'm thinking about her question and guessing she was trying to pay me a compliment, like there is some correlation between size and virility.

Anyway, I tried to keep going but all I could think about was my kids and it killed my mood obviously. I stopped her and said thank you for the great massage but I don't think I can finish. I tipped her my usual amount anyway because I she was trying to be complimentary.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

I'll tell you how I accidentally got into AMPs next time.[/QUOTE]

My man! Should have asked if she wanted one, you may have gotten FS. All jokes aside, but yes I get asked that all the time. I'm not sure how old everyone is but all AMPs and providers ask me about my age, marriage, kids. I'm in my late thirties, average guy. I get the "your strong" compliment as well.

I can see how it's a total boner killer LOL.

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;6075967]I'm new to the hobby and this was becoming my usual place. Massages have been pretty good here and I've had three different ladies. I'm into the massage part of it because who doesn't like a good massage with some teasing? Also I guess the being exposed is a turn on for me. Like doing something totally normal like a massage but knowing that they can see and are looking at my junk is a turn on.

I'll cut to the chase. She's lightly teasing after the flip, towel was on for about 30 seconds and she holds her hands apart saying "you're strong man", like she's complimenting my size. Then she says "how many kids do you have?" It threw me for a loop for a second but I answered. So she starts stroking and I'm thinking about her question and guessing she was trying to pay me a compliment, like there is some correlation between size and virility.

Anyway, I tried to keep going but all I could think about was my kids and it killed my mood obviously. I stopped her and said thank you for the great massage but I don't think I can finish. I tipped her my usual amount anyway because I she was trying to be complimentary.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

I'll tell you how I accidentally got into AMPs next time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;6075967]I'm new to the hobby and this was becoming my usual place. Massages have been pretty good here and I've had three different ladies. I'm into the massage part of it because who doesn't like a good massage with some teasing? Also I guess the being exposed is a turn on for me. Like doing something totally normal like a massage but knowing that they can see and are looking at my junk is a turn on.

I'll cut to the chase. She's lightly teasing after the flip, towel was on for about 30 seconds and she holds her hands apart saying "you're strong man", like she's complimenting my size. Then she says "how many kids do you have?" It threw me for a loop for a second but I answered. So she starts stroking and I'm thinking about her question and guessing she was trying to pay me a compliment, like there is some correlation between size and virility.

Anyway, I tried to keep going but all I could think about was my kids and it killed my mood obviously. I stopped her and said thank you for the great massage but I don't think I can finish. I tipped her my usual amount anyway because I she was trying to be complimentary.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

I'll tell you how I accidentally got into AMPs next time.[/QUOTE]Being older I sometimes have an issue finishing. Maybe I need more physical contact, rather then just lay there as she works on me. I tell them it's me not them. I also tip my usual amount like you, as she put in a good effort to finish me.

My mind don't drift off to stop it from happening. It's random so I never know when it will happen.

[QUOTE=CaptainHonest;6076801]My man! Should have asked if she wanted one, you may have gotten FS. All jokes aside, but yes I get asked that all the time. I'm not sure how old everyone is but all AMPs and providers ask me about my age, marriage, kids. I'm in my late thirties, average guy. I get the "your strong" compliment as well.

I can see how it's a total boner killer LOL.[/QUOTE]That's awesome! You be doing them a service. Giving them a love-child).

Great post!

This was sparked by Ridley1991's post. How many of ya'll are married? Have kids? Have a girlfriend or whatever? I am not judging (I'm married), but I was genuinely curious. I went to an AMP in Iowa during a trip and the gal asked me if I was married. I said yes and that instigated the HE, I think she was kind of into jerking a married man off. If someone working asks do you lie? For clarification I am in my late 20's and have been married for almost 4 years. I'm not bored of my wife whatsoever but, like Ridley was saying, I get turned on by having some stranger seeing me nude and touching me, even if it doesn't end with an HE.