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[QUOTE=Golfcart]Writing for one's own entertainment is perfectly fine. Do it myself from time to time. Write on anytime.

The mother/daughter situation reminded me of a real life mother/daughter-in-law situation. Think about that one.[/QUOTE]

I wish writing was the only thing I had to do for my own entertainment. I hate being my own date--let alone my own worst enemy. I tell you what friend, now your situation is sick, mine was merely perverted. Or is it the other way around? That sounds like great fun, but you have to feel for the poor guy that was cuckolded by both his mother and his wife at the same time- that is some serious Jerry Springer stuff there. Wait, do you think he would have to have been doing his mother to be cuckolded by her- of course maybe he was.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Well, I resemble that remark I suppose, but trust me friend, most of this batch were not prizes.

So tell me, is baseball a popular game in that part of S.A.?[/QUOTE]

Come on now, you know it's Futbol not baseball this far south. And I have played it very well with multiple shots on GOOOOAAAAL.

You really don’t believe it was you I was referring to do you? Your wit is much too suave and factual. Besides you posted with considerable discretion. Unlike the French general who keeps track of his victories on the palm of his hand. Now I know why he always keeps it stuffed inside his uniform.

As far as the fishing goes. I was able to reel in, hook line and sinker, another beautiful sea bass. I have never met a better set of succulent lips in my life. The besos were muy bueno, fantastico. The oral Americana was fabulous. From one fisherman to another it is time you change your normal northerly trip, to one with a more southernly flavor in another hemisphere. By the way the lumber is still on the docks, maybe you should come down and see for yourself. A picture of my latest catch, who almost fell of the balcony as I was measuring the depths of her holes with my special rod.

FF

PS This sea bass had definitely been kissed by the angels.

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]Come on now, you know it's Futbol not baseball this far south. And I have played it very well with multiple shots on GOOOOAAAAL.

You really don’t believe it was you I was referring to do you? Your wit is much too suave and factual. Besides you posted with considerable discretion. Unlike the French general who keeps track of his victories on the palm of his hand. Now I know why he always keeps it stuffed inside his uniform.

As far as the fishing goes. I was able to reel in, hook line and sinker, another beautiful sea bass. I have never met a better set of succulent lips in my life. The besos were muy bueno, fantastico. The oral Americana was fabulous. From one fisherman to another it is time you change your normal northerly trip, to one with a more southernly flavor in another hemisphere. By the way the lumber is still on the docks, maybe you should come down and see for yourself. A picture of my latest catch, who almost fell of the balcony as I was measuring the depths of her holes with my special rod.

FF

PS This sea bass had definitely been kissed by the angels.[/QUOTE]

I didn't really think you would catch the exact one you intended before you left the motherland, and as you know I was way off base because of the available species in the fisheries that I examined, and since this one had numerous photos and displays, none of which showed her to be a speckled variety it struck me as something more to my taste than yours. Who knew? I was planning on perhaps trading the great far north for a warmer clime this year, Costa Rica, but maybe I should think farther south. Fair winds Fisherman!

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I didn't really think you would catch the exact one you intended before you left the motherland, and as you know I was way off base because of the available species in the fisheries that I examined, and since this one had numerous photos and displays, none of which showed her to be a speckled variety it struck me as something more to my taste than yours. Who knew? I was planning on perhaps trading the great far north for a warmer clime this year, Costa Rica, but maybe I should think farther south. Fair winds Fisherman![/QUOTE]

I would be up (no pun intended) for a class field trip down south.

[QUOTE=Indplsgent4fu]I would be up (no pun intended) for a class field trip down south.[/QUOTE]I've talked to a few guys about taking a "Diving" trip to Costa Rica or Belize or someplace like that. Get your diver certification, then hit the coast. Have to be lots of fish to see and smell. I've always heard they are really cheap and hot and young.

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]I've talked to a few guys about taking a "Diving" trip to Costa Rica or Belize or someplace like that. Get your diver certification, then hit the coast. Have to be lots of fish to see and smell. I've always heard they are really cheap and hot and young.[/QUOTE]
Let's take that idea one step further my friend. I've been thinking long and "hard" about taking a "muff" diving trip to the Dominican Republic. 1200-1600 min, 3000 max. 3 day package includes shuttle from airport, lodging, eats, drinks, choice of women 1-5 depending on how much you spend. Air fare to the DR is extra. Group discounts are available. I think it would be a great idea to get a USASG "board" trip together. PM me if interested. Oh, and BTW HFOW, I already have my diving certification so if that's what your thinkin, I'd be interested in that too. i prefer "tite" bASS w/ succulent lips during spawning season. LOL

Before anyone heads south, I would be happy to meet with the group. I go to Costa Rica at least yearly (I own property there and also surf) and it can be great fun. You need to know where to go and not go. There are cheaper places down south and we can discuss that also if you which. The Dominican Republic is pricey at the all inclusive mentioned. I have no experience there however.

[QUOTE=Triman317]Before anyone heads south, I would be happy to meet with the group. I go to Costa Rica at least yearly (I own property there and also surf) and it can be great fun. You need to know where to go and not go. There are cheaper places down south and we can discuss that also if you which. The Dominican Republic is pricey at the all inclusive mentioned. I have no experience there however.[/QUOTE]

I agree its a little pricey but if you consider that its 24/7 companionship w/ all amenities, it makes it palatable. The women are really hot too. Not the quality of the 3500-4500(mostly foreign block women) but quality latinas. I have a soft spot for latinas and hard........o well lets not go there lol. But if you have Costa Rica scoped out, who am I to argue. Maybe we do need to get together and talk about this.......

[QUOTE=Chill Pill]I agree its a little pricey but if you consider that its 24/7 companionship w/ all amenities, it makes it palatable. The women are really hot too. Not the quality of the 3500-4500(mostly foreign block women) but quality latinas. I have a soft spot for latinas and hard........o well lets not go there lol. But if you have Costa Rica scoped out, who am I to argue. Maybe we do need to get together and talk about this.......[/QUOTE]

Now this conversation has my full attention! Ever since I first saw an ad for O2 retreat (they often advertise on this site and on TBD) the idea of visiting a sex resort has been a vivid fantasy.

I see the pros and cons of both the full-service resorts (pampered by top-class women, everything taken care of, SAFE, easy) and going on your own (much cheaper, see exactly who you want, potentially more adventure). The resorts do offer a slight discount for groups, and with today's economy, who knows, maybe we could negotiate. I must admit, as much of a fantasy that is, paying for 3 women a day for 4 straight days would be a waste of 1-2 women a day. Although maybe I could auction my extra tickets to one of the younger guys, lol.

But either way, I am extremely interested and would appreciate being included in any planning. Getting together to sound out the real interest is a great idea. I've talked many times with HoW and any other board friend who would listen about wanting to go.

Let's do it - Indy takes over the DR. Or CR.

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]Now this conversation has my full attention! Ever since I first saw an ad for O2 retreat (they often advertise on this site and on TBD) the idea of visiting a sex resort has been a vivid fantasy.[/QUOTE]

I was in San Jose Costa Rica a few years ago, an ordinary trip not in connection with a sex tour, and I stumbled upon Hotel Del Rey and its Blue Marlin Bar, [url]http://www.delreyhotel.com/[/url]. (Jackson, this is not intended to be a commercial announcement for Del Rey.) The bar and the casino were loaded with P4P and I'm sure San Jose had several other hotels with casinos and women. San Jose also had a few internet escorts and there were some houses. The streets were crawling with streetwalkers at night.

I had my pick of the town and my pricing was on the local economy.

Had I been on a sex tour I would have been limited to the stable my host put together with his mark up, and he would know the price point I was accustomed to in the US and I would know nothing about his costs.

I need to pick things out for myself including the where and the when and I do not want a woman around me and my things all the time. Part of this is paying them to leave.

So a sex tour would not be my cup of tea but I'm sure many would enjoy it.

The hobby is all about options and a sex tour is certainly an option.

[QUOTE=Golfcart]I was in San Jose Costa Rica a few years ago, an ordinary trip not in connection with a sex tour, and I stumbled upon Hotel Del Rey and its Blue Marlin Bar, [url]http://www.delreyhotel.com/[/url]. (Jackson, this is not intended to be a commercial announcement for Del Rey.) The bar and the casino were loaded with P4P and I'm sure San Jose had several other hotels with casinos and women. San Jose also had a few internet escorts and there were some houses. The streets were crawling with streetwalkers at night.

I had my pick of the town and my pricing was on the local economy.
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Well, the sex resort has been a fantasy of mine. You're there and choose whatever girl you want, no negotiating, they simply exist to please you. It's all pre-arranged, including meals, drinks, your suite, so of course it's going to be much more expensive than buying on the local economy. But things are much cheaper there, so if it's done right, it's a luxury experience for a reasonable price (in US terms).

But in reality, I'd opt for the a la carte experience. Especially if I were with someone who already knew a little bit about where to go - and even more important, where not to go. As I already indicated, my fantasy is up for 3 or 4 women a night, but my actual body is up for one a night, or maybe 2 if it's just for a couple days. And the truth is, I'd get bored at some resort, even if I were hanging out with a bunch of swinging Indianapolis guys. I'd want to see the local sights and have some activity other than sex (I know you wouldn't understand that, Ilapp).

Two Nutts had a famous experience in St Maartens, maybe we should start there.

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]
Two Nutts had a famous experience in St Maartens, maybe we should start there.[/QUOTE]

HELL YES, I'M IN!!!

The Delray Hotel is the famous place in San Jose. I would personally stay elsewhere but I enjoy gambling at the Delray. There are a couple of great dance club near by with many hot ladies. Most are from Costa Rica but many are from Nicaragua, Columbia and Venezuela. They come in all shapes, sizes. Some hot, some not. You can get an all inclusive massage for about $30. Rates for guest are variable. Personally, I take one hot girl to show me around and enjoy the sites and other activities (which are endless) then when the time comes, grab some dinner and retire to the room. Speaking Spanish is helpful.

I have had the chance to visit the land of Pura Vida twice and have every intention of going back. If you make it to San Jose keep in mind the following advice;

1. Make sure you know how to get a Rojo at the airport to get you to your hotel with out being ripped off by a gypsie cab.

2. Make sure you have a wing man or two, while the life is Pura Vida the streets can be dangerous for the drunk, cash flashing gringo.

3. Make certain to visit Bar IDEM when you arrive and just before you leave.

4. Be ready to repeat again the next year.

I have been to Costa Rica. Jaco and San Jose The Beetle Bar and The Del Ray. It is an experience that I would reccomend, but it would be atleast my second destination. Curacao would be my first. Costa Rica is more expensive and more dangerous. The top girls are $100 to $150 in Costa Rica. Curacao $28. There are more girls in Costa Rica, but they are in different places and there are room charges and driving. Curacao, 100 women. one location. Did I say $28? Same mix of women, Dominican, Venezula, Columbia etc. They all have a room in the old army barracks. Simply as good a place on earth as there is.