Massage Parlor Reports

Made a visit this Friday evening and was greeted by angie. Hopes were high as I was led to the room. Came crashing down though as a new woman popped her head in the door and asked if I was ready for table shower. Nothing to look at unfortunately. TS was meh with no conversation. I didn't even ask her name as I would have no desire to see her again. Sat for 10 minutes in sauna, I can say it is working now!! My fault for being in there so long but after a couple of minutes she could have popped her head in the door and asked if I was ready or not. I do the deed and she is sitting in a chair outside the door. Back to the room we go. She asks if I want oil massage but I decline. Pretty much have my mind made up to get this done as quickly as possible. Still no talking. Massage was meh and no teasing at all. Dims the lights before the flip so I figure it might get better but alas I'm disappointed again! She goes straight for the lotion and gets to work. I try to explore because nothing is going to happen without some mutual touching at the least. I can get under the shorts but all I can get is a little grab ass. She does nothing to allow easier access. Top remains on as well but that was probably for the best! Close my eyes and imagine something else so I can finish. Hot towel to clean up and I'm out the door. Tipped 40 for HE which was 40 to much in my opinion. She might be new to the biz and that is fine but if offered her services again I will decline. My visit to kiku was better and I never thought I would say that!

Was heading to wilkes-barre for judas priest concert Tuesday night and stopped off at green spa. Seems they were busy as no one answered backdoor so I left and hit SA. Door answered by new girl. Really thin but didn't look as bad as the one in previous visit. She told me her name was may. Saw other girl as I was leaving sauna. Feel sorry for the poor guy who drew her. This was around 330 pm by the way. No massage to speak of just a lot of push down as hard as you can crap. On the flip I'm immediately asked what I want. I say everything of course! She wants 120 good reasons why she should make me happy. I can only think of 100 so we get down to business anyway. What followed was akin to my visit to kiku. Robotic, mechanical, no teasing, foreplay etc. Where ya at angie?

I drew Angie a couple weeks ago. Is she still there? And how about Diana?

Sure as heck hope this place doesn't go to pot.

Did candy ever come back since November?

[QUOTE=RedsMan1;3760193]Was heading to wilkes-barre for judas priest concert Tuesday night and stopped off at green spa. Seems they were busy as no one answered backdoor so I left and hit SA. Door answered by new girl. Really thin but didn't look as bad as the one in previous visit. She told me her name was may. Saw other girl as I was leaving sauna. Feel sorry for the poor guy who drew her. This was around 330 pm by the way. No massage to speak of just a lot of push down as hard as you can crap. On the flip I'm immediately asked what I want. I say everything of course! She wants 120 good reasons why she should make me happy. I can only think of 100 so we get down to business anyway. What followed was akin to my visit to kiku. Robotic, mechanical, no teasing, foreplay etc. Where ya at angie?[/QUOTE]Gee I thought Mae was very sweet and accommodating, sincere and professonal. (see report under Cumberland Valley). Oh BTW Nikki is back at SA!

Stopped by SA recently (the place was crawling with mongers, BTW), gone apparently is Angie, who is my ATF up to this point.

Drew "May", who knows of Diana but apparently never even heard of Angie (Her looks didn't immediately impress, but definitely grew on me.

She's a trim petite thing with little perky nubs. Probably would rate the looks at about a 7.

English was extremely poor.

TS was thorough but a little mechanical, would rate it around a 6 or 7. TM was not good. Possibly one of the worst I've had. Rate that at much less than a 5.

ST, positive attitude and compliments throughout made this a good visit, however. But I'm thinking the 1. 7 I dropped may be a tad too much.

Will repeat of course.

Still have never tried Kiku. May have to sometime.

With Spahunters down, I've relocated here (while it lasts).

Went to SA Wednesday, drew Daisy, who was extremely thin, short and a face that didn't work for me. Asked about May as I had read good things, but she was tied up and I didn't have time to wait. Left, but will be back.

FYI, Angie and Nikki are the same person and highly doubtful that she is gone. She may be traveling, but will certainly be back, although she typically doesn't take new clients now.

Donna was my ATF for about 2 years, but she has moved to Lancaster which is a bit of a drive for me.

I'll try to report on May soon.

[QUOTE=Pornicoptor;3791672]

Still have never tried Kiku. May have to sometime.[/QUOTE]As you are valued contributor to the board, I would urge you search on Kiku prior to visiting. As always, YMMV, but you ought to be fully informed before making the effort to go.

LD.

[QUOTE=LurkingDog;3794021]As you are valued contributor to the board, I would urge you search on Kiku prior to visiting. As always, YMMV, but you ought to be fully informed before making the effort to go.

LD.[/QUOTE]Ditto.

I've known the 2 "girls" that run the place for 15 years. One of them still works and is about 70. She usually has one other lady working with her. I haven't done business there in over 10 years.

As a glutton for punishment, I rang the bell at Kiku today since SA was too busy. Figured I didn't want to return from my Chambersburg trek completely empty handed and blue balled.

No answer at the back door (rang and knocked). Looked dark inside. No cars nearby. This was around 1:45 PM today. They had a cardboard sign in the back window saying "open", but I beg to differ.

I think maybe it was the mongering gods sparing me from a sure-to-be-disappointing session.

SA seems to be busy all the time.

I' was turned away 3 out of the last 4 times I've gone there due to bursting at the seams with mongers.

That place could easily accommodate 3 women working at the same time.

Hopefully management gets the idea.

[QUOTE=Pornicoptor;3801337]As a glutton for punishment, I rang the bell at Kiku today since SA was too busy. Figured I didn't want to return from my Chambersburg trek completely empty handed and blue balled.

No answer at the back door (rang and knocked). Looked dark inside. No cars nearby. This was around 1:45 PM today. They had a cardboard sign in the back window saying "open", but I beg to differ.

I think maybe it was the mongering gods sparing me from a sure-to-be-disappointing session.[/QUOTE]Copter. One can only hope. Based on my experience, I would say you dodged the proverbial bullet by them not opening the door. If they had, the way I see it, you'd be still disappointed AND your wallet would have been lighter.

LD.

Stopped a week or 2 ago, finally found a time that the place wasn't bursting at the seams with mongers.

Drew Daisy. Older broad, probably at least 40's, but still ok petite body. Probably would rate looks as mid-level, 5/10.

Friendly and flirty as you'd expect here.

TS was good, thorough. 8/10.

TM was good, but felt like it was a little short. BUT, that is sometimes what we're hoping for, right? 7/10.

Left plenty of time for ST and had a good attitude. 8/10.

Only slight negative was that she looked slightly disappointed in her tip (. 6), but didn't say anything.

While we were in the room, I did hear 2 girls talking in the kitchen, which gives me hope that they've started staffing with 3 instead of 2.

Daisy also mentioned that Angie is still around, so I'm really hoping to get her again one of these days.

Stopped by SA last week. May answered the door and was my provider. Not bad looking, and younger than what I have had there in the past. Not there often and it showed. Grilled me about having been there before multiple times. Remained friendly about it though.

On to the massage. Painful. Doing this thing where she was rubbing her elbows over my spine. About half of it was mildly enjoyable, the other half, awful. Standard finish, and she took her time there, which was good. Said she would take care of me better next time.

Has anybody tried Aprils Foot massage in Greeencastle? I have been to Green spa many times and saw Candy, Sue, CoCo, Coffee. Jenny, several times, And a few more I just can't remember their name.

Visit that area often and last weekend was there alone so I decided to sample SA. On advice from here I arrived right as they opened and was greeted by Sue.

Started great nice TS with plenty of touches. Back to the room and the fun continue. Right up to when I asked her to finish. Found out she was not willing and asked if I brought my own.

It was not the compensation as it was in the open up front. May try again prepared.

Was not prepared I guess the philly area spoiled me.

Which was it she not willing or you came without jimmy? Curious if she allowed OTC roaming during massage. What was length of time and house rate, plus tip, if you gave one.

[QUOTE=Houndd60;3854354]Visit that area often and last weekend was there alone so I decided to sample SA. On advice from here I arrived right as they opened and was greeted by Sue.

Started great nice TS with plenty of touches. Back to the room and the fun continue. Right up to when I asked her to finish. Found out she was not willing and asked if I brought my own.

It was not the compensation as it was in the open up front. May try again prepared.

Was not prepared I guess the philly area spoiled me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jusblaze1;3854938]Which was it she not willing or you came without jimmy? Curious if she allowed OTC roaming during massage. What was length of time and house rate, plus tip, if you gave one.[/QUOTE]She implied all would have been available if I had a raincaot.

1 hr. 7/.8 (after the failure).

I was feeling stressed the other day, So I called Stress Away to inquire if Angie was working. Was told yes, I said great, I'll be there in 20 minutes. Got to the door and was greeted by a real cute pussy, soft warm fuzzy and purring I'm talking about their cat. But behind the kitty, was a lovely young lady named Sue. Petite, shoulder length hair, perky little boobies Just a sweetheart. She told me Angie was working that day just later.

Well she is a cutie and lead me to the room, then to the shower. Which was great, every where was cleaned and polished. She then put on her birthday suit, and then the fun started. As it turns out it's a happy beginning then the massage. I was dressed and happy when she returned to the room and was upset, she thought I didn't want a massage. I will return to get the complete treatment. Hmmm I wonder if I can afford a 4 hand massage from Sue and Angie. ! Both ladies are awesome.

Went their today around 11 am. I was the only one their which was nice. I got daisy. She is a decent looking girl and will do pretty much anything you want. Overall it was a good experience and I left very happy.

Stopped by Green Spa yesterday morning. Another disappointment. Paid for an hour, got half that. I'm done with them. Too bad, they were sooo good 2 years ago.

[QUOTE=MrOldStyle;3913134]Stopped by Green Spa yesterday morning. Another disappointment. Paid for an hour, got half that. I'm done with them. Too bad, they were sooo good 2 years ago.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience 3 weeks ago. The lady acted like it was a bother I visited.

Was just up again a few days ago. Met by Susan. Decent shower, rub, and standard end. I just wonder what I'm doing wrong here. I have never had anything other than the standard here. I have been to plenty of other places, mostly in MD, and never have a problem.

Went to SA the other day.

Drew Sue. Attractive, sub par English, probably around 40 or so.

Very friendly, not real flirty compared to others at this place.

TS was decent, which was immediately followed by ST once back in the room.

She excelled at this, but call me old fashioned, I like my TM before my ST.

They started getting busy with mongers ringing the bell, and it started to feel like she felt rushed through the TM, even though I got the full time allotted for my session. Wasn't thrilled with this TM.

Still a fine experience, just different.

So it seems SA is are&T. May save my $$ this weekend.

[QUOTE=Houndd60;3925507]So it seems SA is are&T. May save my $$ this weekend.[/QUOTE]Sorry R&T (aka only HE).

I was hoping there was a better menu. Still may give the another chance.

I stopped by green this week wanted to report. I stopped a few times in the last year didn't like what I saw. This time I went in forget the providers name (was 2 the better body one). Looks 5 massage 7. She was older talk about. 6 tip massage wasn't out of this world but nice slow teasing disrobed and over all very good would repeat.

I stopped by green this week wanted to report. I stopped a few times in the last year didn't like what I saw. This time I went in forget the providers name (was 2 the better body one). Looks 5 massage 7. She was older talk about. 6 tip massage wasn't out of this world but nice slow teasing disrobed and over all very good would repeat.

Stopped in sa and got daisy again. Massage was good and on the flip the fun started. She did a BBBJ and HJ combo but she will also do FS if that is what you want. Overall I've always had a good time with her. 7 house fee and 8 tip.

Hadn't been to green in awhile so decided to make the trek last night. Jenny answers door and not greeted to warmly since I always thought we had a good time together. Shows me to room and says so and so will be in shortly. New girl comes in named sugar. Very young and pretty. Tells me to get undressed and lay on table. I do not know if the table shower was working or not and didn't ask. Massage is uninspired and she uses a towel the whole time. Perhaps she thought skin to skin contact was unhealthy! On the flip she goes straight for HE. No tease, no massage. My hand is exploring a fully clothed body and I do manage to get a bare breast but that is all. I will myself to finish, she cleans me up and tells me to get dressed. I doubt I spent 30 minutes total. Last 3 trips there have been horrible. I know the gals would rather be doing something else but at least pretend I'm a valued customer. Won't be going back unless I see some better reports.

[QUOTE=RedsMan1;4025180]Hadn't been to green in awhile so decided to make the trek last night. Jenny answers door and not greeted to warmly since I always thought we had a good time together. Shows me to room and says so and so will be in shortly. New girl comes in named sugar. Very young and pretty. Tells me to get undressed and lay on table. I do not know if the table shower was working or not and didn't ask. Massage is uninspired and she uses a towel the whole time. Perhaps she thought skin to skin contact was unhealthy! On the flip she goes straight for HE. No tease, no massage. My hand is exploring a fully clothed body and I do manage to get a bare breast but that is all. I will myself to finish, she cleans me up and tells me to get dressed. I doubt I spent 30 minutes total. Last 3 trips there have been horrible. I know the gals would rather be doing something else but at least pretend I'm a valued customer. Won't be going back unless I see some better reports.[/QUOTE]That's the same thing I found on my last three visits: poor / short massage, fast unpleasurable finish, and out the door in half-an-hour. So sad, this used to be a great place for a full hour of totally enjoyable stress relief. Unless you live within five miles, it's not worth the trip. Might as well stay home, do it myself and save the money for some other adventure.

Hadn't been there in a while.

"Jenny" greeted me at the door, tiny little thing, cute face, petite body, A cups, guessing late 30'S? Who can tell!

Had one of the better TS's I've ever had followed by mediocre TM.

One complaint, and this is becoming more common it seems, she went right to the menu after the flip without any real ST.

Would much prefer a more thorough ST before having to make decisions.

Still my favorite place though.

[QUOTE=Pornicoptor;4051186]Hadn't been there in a while.

"Jenny" greeted me at the door, tiny little thing, cute face, petite body, A cups, guessing late 30'S? Who can tell!

Had one of the better TS's I've ever had followed by mediocre TM.

One complaint, and this is becoming more common it seems, she went right to the menu after the flip without any real ST.

Would much prefer a more thorough ST before having to make decisions.

Still my favorite place though.[/QUOTE]I went there last night for the first time. Also saw Jenny or Janie, hard to be sure. I second that she is a cute tiny thing. TS was probably one of the best I've had in 30 years. The TM was very good, in my opinion and the ST was at the end and was on point. Finished with a BBBJ and standard finish combo while sucking on one of those ittie bittie titties. . 7 and. 8. Very pleased, well worth the 30 minute drive. I will say I arrived at 9:30 PM and the place was deserted so maybe that explains the difference in service.

For me, you either have skilled hands, look pretty, or provide additional services.

This place has neither.

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I called for appointment. Got there. Everytime someone ring bell the masseuse would leave to go outside even when there were 2 males there who could've acted as receptionist.

I paid $60 for 1 hr and got 45. All back. No flip.

Masseuse was old. Like 60. No skills.

YMMV but it will not be for me. Ever.

[QUOTE=Mannerism30;4054044]For me, you either have skilled hands, look pretty, or provide additional services.

This place has neither.

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I called for appointment. Got there. Everytime someone ring bell the masseuse would leave to go outside even when there were 2 males there who could've acted as receptionist.

I paid $60 for 1 hr and got 45. All back. No flip.

Masseuse was old. Like 60. No skills.

YMMV but it will not be for me. Ever.[/QUOTE]That's funny, didn't even realize that place was there. Have driven past it a million times. From the pictures it looks like a fun place, but guess you can't judge a book by its cover. Thanks for toftt dude.

All this chatter about Jenny so I had to sample her myself. Ended up having a FS half hour with her. Face 5 body 6. But she is in her 50's! So face 7, body 9. Yep she's got 10 years on me (what was that song about Mrs Robinson? Hmmmm. MILF!) I showed up, flashed a condom to her so she knows what I'm after. I put down 60 for the house and a c-note for her. Didn't even bother with the massage as I was in a rush. We got right down to business. She really is a tight spinner with a fine body compared to some of the others at SA. She let me press Jr against her tight little backdoor for a good while, but did not allow full insertion (I did get about half an inch in though lol). Mished to finish.

Stopped by for a pre-Christmas treat.

Drew Sue for the 2nd time. First time was ok.

This time much better. Sweet girl.

She's going back to NY soon for a while, but I'll look forward to seeing her again after she gets back.

This place is the cream of the crop of central pa as far as I'm concerned.

Wish I knew if their ownership ran any other places within driving distance.

Beware in Chambersburg. There was an arrest on Tuesday January 29,2019. You will find the details you seek by googling "Chambersburg woman facing charges for promoting prostitution". Be safe out there.

[QUOTE=SpinnrLuvr;4129467]Beware in Chambersburg. There was an arrest on Tuesday January 29,2019. You will find the details you seek by googling "Chambersburg woman facing charges for promoting prostitution". Be safe out there.[/QUOTE][URL]https://fox43.com/2019/01/29/woman-arrested-following-investigation-into-alleged-prostitution-at-chambersburg-massage-parlor/[/URL]

Well crap, mongers, why never any reports on this place?

[QUOTE=Pornicoptor;4130822][URL]https://fox43.com/2019/01/29/woman-arrested-following-investigation-into-alleged-prostitution-at-chambersburg-massage-parlor/[/URL]

Well crap, mongers, why never any reports on this place?[/QUOTE]Never been to that one.