Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=G F E Lube]One of the McD's is currently running $10 off ads on CL, sometimes with one of the pics below. Now I have an address. The question is: is it the good McD or the bad McD? I take Jedi's pic of the bad one with me, but I'd hate to drive down there AGAIN just to find this address matches the BAD one, with no clue where the good one is in relation.

If no one answers (damn, am I still a newbie?), I'll just have to suck it up and get a little wellness.[/QUOTE]Those pics are for the RIGHT one!

Just read on another board that some fellow monger who is a regular at LFBC contracted genital warts. He said he saw the doc who said he will have to report the case to the County (County Health?). He warned to stay clear of the place because he anticipated an inspection.

First off bare with me, this was my first trip to an amp and so this is my first report. Went to the McD with the $10 off ad in CL Thurs early evening. $50 entry fee normally, 40 with the ad. Signed in with a fake name/# was led back to a room and my hostess collected the entry fee. The room was nicer than I was expecting with a clean table and a stack of fresh towels in the corner plus a warmer with damp towels for cleanup afterwards. A few minutes after the money had been collected a girl in a tight skimpy dress walks in and begins my massage (her name was Pinky, I give her a 6-7 for face and 8 for body.) The massage itself was quite relaxing which was good as due to this being my first trip I was nervous and tense (although when asked I said I had been there before a few months ago.) After about 10min focusing on my back (she was stradling me rather than standing, a good sign I was in the right place) she moved down to my legs. After a few light brushes of the boys mixed in with the actual massage she asked me for the flip. She pulled the towel away and moved her chest (Bish cup) towards my face waiting for me to make the next move which I did, then we got down to pricing.

I wasn't ready for FS but wanted a cbj, she told me $100, I told her I only brought $50 (which was of course a lie.) Told me bj hard work, would only get a hj for $60. I countered again that $60 was all I brought and I guess I would have to go for a hj. She caved and agreed to the cbj. She took my money and left to get the condom, came back in a minute later (in retrospect should've probably paid at the end but luckily didn't suffer as a result.) She put it on with her mouth to start and later with help from her hands and proceeded to begin. It's been a long time since I had to use a condom so it took a few minutes to get used to but her technique was good and she even let out little fake moans every so often. I played with her tits but when I made a move for the kitty she brushed my hands away. Continued on and I finished a short while later. For cleanup she brought over tissues to take care of the condom then brought over a hot damp towel (she let it air cool for a minute so it didn't burn me) and finished cleaning me up. I got dressed while she cleaned up the room and when I was done she escorted me back to the front. Overall a good first experience (thanks in large part to the good posts from the forum regulars) which with a little polishing I will likely repeat, probably at a different location now that I have a better idea what to look for/expect.

New one in Irvine with a table shower! Latina technician. I laid there and froze my little ass off while they had the AC cranked and she tried to get the water temperature right, but still love that table shower. MS is from Trabuco, so she knew me.

PM for more info.

Preverted

P.S. At least the shower is better than the one at McD. That thing is either off or scalding hot!

Anybody else try Nevada's Brothel?

I did a while back, I think the going rate was $$$$$ +GAS. Let just say I had no knowledge of this site.

I think the AMP and MP are not only better rate but more fun. The girls in Nevada are mostly ex-porn stars, fun to watch but too many mileage. One thing I did enjoy was being able to slam the hell out of my Nevada provider. Plus she was way taller than me, when you’re a paying customer they don’t care anywhere. The AMP tell me before hand to take it easy. A few times the
Mamasan tell me, next time go soft.

I wonder if brothel will ever be allowed in California. I just refuse to pay for dinner and movies when the girl has no intention to make me happy. I have a lot of friends that are girls: they all have gone out with a guy they have no interest in because their bored. They defend themselves with categorizing them as a friend.

I didn’t even get the names of a few AMP providers, they know what I want and I know I have $. Good times.

My wife and I will be in Disneyland with the kids for a couple of weeks, wondering the best bet for her first adventure with a woman?

[QUOTE=Onesys01]My wife and I will be in Disneyland with the kids for a couple of weeks, wondering the best bet for her first adventure with a woman?[/QUOTE]That would be great, it is the happiest place on earth. I not sure it they welcome couples at AMP. It would be interested to see if they do. CL might be easier to use for that.

to OneSys01,

You're taking this AdventureLand thing a bit too far, don't you think?

Homosexual behavior (even lesbianism) is considered, according to chatboard guidelines, to be SPAM

If you are looking for advise finding value/no value about men meeting women at locations where "Hi, how are you?" is just the beginning ... you came to the right place.

Hopefully, no board member has expertise on the topic you're posing.

Take it somewhere else!

Don't expect it in the Nevada tradition. No constituency. Nobody wants them.

Mongers can do better at asian massage parlors. Prettier ladies, younger, better service providers, at better prices. The surest way to screw up an industry is to let the govt regulate it.

And if you live close to the Mexican border, you can find alternatives in the zonas of tolerance.

Surprised the indian reservations, seemingly self-sovereign, haven't tried this like their gambling casinos. Little clearance needed from Sacramento?

[QUOTE=Good Life]Anybody else try Nevada's Brothel?

I did a while back, I think the going rate was $$$$$ +GAS. Let just say I had no knowledge of this site.[/QUOTE]My Dad lives just down the road from the Bunny Ranch just outside Carson City. Went there to buy a t-shirt and have a drink (really thats all). Girls were cool had some interesting conversations with a few of them, but IMOA the amp or cl girls in LA are not only better looking but a MUCH better bargin.

Now for a one time experiance I may just do it sometime, but 1 bunny= 4 amps, I'll have to save up.

Sboard (no bunny business)

[QUOTE=Longrod]And if you live close to the Mexican border, you can find alternatives in the zonas of tolerance.[/QUOTE]A buddy of time told me about the "zona of tolerance" = .4 for FS. Im sticking to AMP, South seems more risky (disease).

I haven't read/heard anything about this place , but I'm probably going to give it a try. It's on warner/beach. If anyone's been there please let me know before I take another one for the team. PM me if necessary. Thanks!

Can someone give me the street that has all the asian massage parlors. A friend took me there years ago. I believe it somewhere in LA and that one street had several asian massage palors mostly korean on the same street cause we went into several of them.

Thanks

You know I am disappointed I have not shared the large number of exciting one of a kind mongering experiences I have had. I usually keep them to myself but I have decided to share them with the members of this board who have so gracefully bred confidence into an area(OC) that I had written off. Nevertheless on with the story.

Decided to try Elite this Sunday(see pic). I knew there were a few names given from some great mongers who have visited (CC and Sunny). I like to go early on the weekends. The ladies are fresh, energetic and full of smiles(usually). Elite is behind a old, bit of a run down business center. They do have a sign from the road but you could easily drive past it. But if you drive East from our Farmer Boys spot you will see it.

I parked and walked in at 11 am. The door was open but I didnt see anyone. I said hello a couple of times but someone was running water. Finally she came around the corner. Who I was soon to know as Sunny had a nice smile. About 5'6, size 3 or 4 long black hair she had a kind smile for that Sunday morning. Little did I know the hole in her face was about to be really exploited for the first time(at her request). She seemed a bit apprehensive at first when she approached the window(maybe because it was early or I startled her). But those two Jacksons brought a smile to her Asian face. She led me to what I like to call the "quiet room"(remember Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 2 when he walked into a massage parlor and had his choice of 50 women). She returned about five minutes later. As she lathered damn near half of the lotion bottle on my back I learned she was from Beijing and spoke little if no English. I have lived in Shanghai so I threw some of my Mandarin at her and she instantly became relaxed and calm. At that point I did my own flip and told her I wanted bj. She touched her Pu**y however and I said no(disease diseases boys). Maybe she wanted that because she would rather have me do to her pu**y what I was about to do to her mouth.

Now guys I'm not bragging...I'm not kidding...I am 9 inches uncut. When she saw it get hard she started clapping her hands and jumping up and down. I was like what the hell??? She evidently had never seen anything that large and she was happy. I could see that I had her like a kid in a candy store. Without asking I gently took off her shirt and unbuttoned the top of her pants. Very obvious she has had a child or two. Stretch marks and sagging B cup breasts were evident. Nevertheless it didnt matter. I put on my condom(diseases diseases boys) and I stood up and had her get on her knees. Guys she went nuts. She sucked and spit with abandon. She would occasionally stop and stand up and signal that she had to open her mouth very wide to get it in her mouth. The she did what she shouldnt have LOL. She knelled down and placed her back against the wall and motion me to put it in. So I started to skull f**k her. She kept pulling me to go deeper and she was gagging. I stopped a few times worried I may be hurting her but she urged me on. There is a porn site called Facial Abuse and my God boys it was straight out of that site. I mean Sunny was really into this. . I knew I was getting close so I had her lie down on the table. I stood over her and with the abandon of a runaway train I came on her face(well it would have been if I wasnt wearing the condom). Wow what an experience.

I tipped her $60. Yes too much I know and I usually dont tip more than $40 for bj. But the work she put in and the enthusiasm she showed I have only seen once(a girl that was high in Paris, France). She told me that CC works on Tuesday. I am going to be sure to visit her too.

Remember to use condoms and make sure the towels are clean!

[QUOTE=Giocchino]Many years ago, I got scabies from a massage place in LA . Had to go to the skin doctor and get treated. Very bad experiance.[/QUOTE]For scabies, you can mail order nix dermal cream from Canada without a prescription. Buy 2 tubes and don't take a hot shower before applying. Use 1 tube before going to bed, wash off next morning, then repeat a week later.

If anyone has questions about a rash or anything, you can post on the STD forum and ask a doctor there:

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[QUOTE=Jedi Earth]You know I am disappointed I have not shared the large number of exciting one of a kind mongering experiences I have had. I usually keep them to myself but I have decided to share them with the members of this board who have so gracefully bred confidence into an area(OC) that I had written off. Nevertheless on with the story...[/QUOTE]Hehe, thanks for another excellent post, I really enjoyed reading your posts. I loved the "quiet room" reference, one of my favorite scene in a movie.

[QUOTE=Jedi Earth]She knelled down and placed her back against the wall and motion me to put it in. So I started to skull f**k her. She kept pulling me to go deeper and she was gagging. I stood over her and with the abandon of a runaway train I came on her face(well it would have been if I wasnt wearing the condom). Wow what an experience.

Remember to use condoms and make sure the towels are clean![/QUOTE]Great Story, reminds me of a girl I skull F**ked a year ago, still looking for another that gets that in to it.

[QUOTE=Henry34]Can someone give me the street that has all the asian massage parlors. A friend took me there years ago. I believe it somewhere in LA and that one street had several asian massage parlors mostly korean on the same street cause we went into several of them.
[/QUOTE]

Are you talking about Manchester, in Inglewood? There are/were a ton of them right around the airport area.

[QUOTE=Oc Amper]Are you talking about Manchester, in Inglewood? There are/were a ton of them right around the airport area.[/QUOTE]I dont remember where it is, but I remember it massage parlors on both side of the street. there were at least 5 amp on that street .

Thanks

[QUOTE=Good Life]That would be great, it is the happiest place on earth. I not sure it they welcome couples at AMP. It would be interested to see if they do. CL might be easier to use for that.[/QUOTE]Actually did some phone calling, since my wife is Korean and I speak Korean as well, and think we have found a place that will accomodate us. Someone else on the board was somehow insulted by my info request, no insult intended I assure everyone and next time you are in my home area, Salt Lake, I will be able to return the favor.

Actually I was a bit surprised with the negative reaction I got from one guy in here, that I won't mention the name of. Regardless, I wish him greetings and pleasantries.

Hey guys I just registered here. I've been to several amp before on lincoln close to massage 2000, how is that place now? I'm looking for some places around fullerton area as well. Also how can we tell if its safe to go? Answers appreciated.

Gentlemen of the West Coast:

I am a trusted member that normally posts on the "Northern Virginia" forum.

That being said, myself and a couple of my colleagues will be in Anaheim for a few days later this month for a trade show. I was wondering if any of you might be kind enough to email me coordinates of a couple of recommended AMPS so that I don't have to make this a whole project. We will be staying very near the convention center.

BTW, we are starved of latina providers here in Virginia, so if any of you know of such a location(s) that would be a major bonus :0)

Many thanks,
Dubliner
Seeing the world one AMP at a time

PS: I did RTFF didn't get much out of it.

Checked out this place yesterday. 60 for 1 hour with table shower. Chinese place. Nothing seems to be going on here. You may be able to get extras, but there are many better spots for that. I prefer Koreans anyway.

[QUOTE=HolmesJr]Checked out this place yesterday. 60 for 1 hour with table shower. Chinese place. Nothing seems to be going on here. You may be able to get extras, but there are many better spots for that. I prefer Koreans anyway.[/QUOTE]From what I've seen, heard and read. The AMPS in Fullerton are DRY.

[QUOTE=Jinxuanjun]Hey guys I just registered here. I've been to several amp before on lincoln close to massage 2000, how is that place now? I'm looking for some places around fullerton area as well. Also how can we tell if its safe to go? Answers appreciated.[/QUOTE]I visited massage 2000 a couple of months ago. I went near closing time but they stayed for me. Paid the. 4. Not the best looking girl but not a beast either a 5 in my book. (don't remember her name)

I forgot to shut my phone off like a dumb-ass. Don't know if that influenced the outcome of my visit, but it went off, TWICE! AY YA YAY!

Half an hour passed no flip. She told me the time was up. I tried to hint that I wanted more. "yu wann mo? " I paid another. 4 for another half.

She brought out these hot towels and put them on my body, which felt pretty good. I must say the massage was pretty good. At the end of the half she hugged me from behind and said, " okay, and laughed" I smiled at her and bluntly said. "what, no happy ending? "

Her eyes widened and she smiled and pointed at me. " aw. Yu hapi? " I smiled, laughed and said, " I hapi" I was somewhat mocking her accent in a friendly way hoping this would get me what I wanted. She just laughed and patted me on the back and said, " good! Yu happy! "

I later relayed the events to my more savvy monger friends. They poke fun at me everytime. They explained to me that massage 2000 has been a bust for years. Meaning, its a straight massage there.

Oh well, at least I got a good story out of it. I'm not bitter I actually had a good time.

Dr. Sax

[QUOTE=Henry34]Can someone give me the street that has all the asian massage parlors. A friend took me there years ago. I believe it somewhere in LA and that one street had several asian massage palors mostly korean on the same street cause we went into several of them.

Thanks[/QUOTE]That is Manchester Ave. (East of Sepulveda) and I might add you will be very dissapointed if you visit there today. Most of the AMPs have been shut down by the LAPD with the tacit approval of our very Liberal/Commie City Council.

Sorry to be the bearer of the bad news.

Ampaddict

[QUOTE=Sirmister]The AMPS in Fullerton are DRY.[/QUOTE]I second that. I visited 2 AMPS in Fullerton in the last 6 months: DRY!

Tried out the new spot thanks to a senior members info. The new place is a little small without shower room, but the service is good.

After I failed to hookup with a girl from CL yesterday afternoon (see my report on the CL reviews), I headed over to #113 on Reynolds, I figured Mimi, my usual Thursday stop, is a sure thing.

To my surprise, their phone # was disconnected when I called, a new mamasan was there, she didn't even ask me for my entrance fee, she also said Mimi was no longer there but they had other options.

Well, they did have 1 option, one late-30's kgirl with the nastiest teeth and toes I have ever seen. I'm a feet-man so, that's a no-no for me.

I kept asking for Mimi's whereabouts, but since there was a language barrier, I just ended up leaving.

I guess I'll try Garry #115 next time. I would appreciate names/recommendations please.

Hello guys,

Can anyone tell me were is a massage place with FS? I've tried 2 but no luck, One is an GG in Chapman Plaza right on Chapman and Brookhurst. And the other one in Placentia Orangethorpe and 57 Freeway, help.

[QUOTE=preverted]New one in Irvine with a table shower! Latina technician. I laid there and froze my little ass off while they had the AC cranked and she tried to get the water temperature right, but still love that table shower. MS is from Trabuco, so she knew me.

PM for more info.

Preverted

P.S. At least the shower is better than the one at McD. That thing is either off or scalding hot![/QUOTE]

I paid them a visit recently.

Daisy from Venezuela took care of me. The table shower was boring. She just scooped water on me and used a scrubber to lather me up. She was wearing a rubber glove too. It wasn't sensual at all.

Back in the room, she gave me a 15-second back massage before telling me to turn over. Asked if I wanted everything. Wanted $120, but quickly accepted $100. Too quickly.

Face = 7
Body = 7
Attitude = 7
Service = 4 (not GFE, lame table shower)

If anyone else has been here and had a better technician, let me know. The location is perfect for me.

[QUOTE=Tarheels00]Hello guys,

Can anyone tell me were is a massage place with FS? I've tried 2 but no luck, One is an GG in Chapman Plaza right on Chapman and Brookhurst. And the other one in Placentia Orangethorpe and 57 Freeway, help.[/QUOTE]Hey Tarheels,

RTFF, you have to pay your dues here. Just for your information only.

PC

[QUOTE=Longrod]And if you live close to the Mexican border, you can find alternatives in the zonas of tolerance.[/QUOTE]I'll 2nd that. I've been over the border over a dozen times. I've frequented Adelita's and the Chicago club. The girls have always insisted on condoms, just like I do. The sheets scare me, so I typically throw the fresh towel down.

$65 1/2 hr, + $ 11 for the room. I typically toss the guy outside a $1 to pick up my dirty condom when I'm heading out the door.

[QUOTE=HolmesJr]Tried out the new spot thanks to a senior members info. The new place is a little small without shower room, but the service is good.[/QUOTE]I am thinking to pay a visit can you be more specific about prices?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Tarheels00]Hello guys,

Can anyone tell me were is a massage place with FS? I've tried 2 but no luck, One is an GG in Chapman Plaza right on Chapman and Brookhurst. And the other one in Placentia Orangethorpe and 57 Freeway, help.[/QUOTE]Chapman location is FS depending on which gal you get.

Try to ask for Linh or Sandy.

Not sure which others in there. But. Sandy is overpriced. Linh is more at market rates.

Damn fellows! I found a place in Whittier that has your choice of asian or latina. And from what I saw the latinas are lookin good... Senior members pm for details everyone else do you research and you'll find it. I did.

A longtime legit Lincoln Ave accupuncture doc has sold out and the new owners are playing our game. What's good here is that the office still looks very legit from the front (and might throw you off too) but it's the typical chinese joint inside.

Angela was late 20's, about a 6 with perky rack and nice ass. Roaming hands was ok except on her hoots, which went away when a tip was mentioned. HJ may be all that's on HER menu, but she mentioned 2 other coworkers you can try your charm on.

If your going east on Lincoln from Brookhurst it's in the second stip mall down before you get to Elite Massage-which is at 2000 W. Lincoln.

They had a blatant (and stupid) ad announcing the new ownership on an internet free posting site (Not CL). It said something like "new, new, new, sex, sex, sex" LOL

Enjoy and share any good visits.

Jimmy

[QUOTE=HolmesJr]Damn fellows! I found a place in Whittier that has your choice of asian or latina. And from what I saw the latinas are lookin good... Senior members pm for details everyone else do you research and you'll find it. I did.[/QUOTE]What's up HolmesJr? I was there this past Friday and the women there are really hot. In fact, I went in and one of the ladies wanted $150. 00. I think I know exactly where it is and the one you're talking about.

Very long time and frequent reader. Thank you guys for all the info here which help a lot. Went to most of the amps had diferent experince like you do. But one thing I remember someone used to mention here that when you judge the Chinese girls age, don't forget plus 8 or 10, they look younger than we think; take this point into your consideration, make your $ work for you.

Good luck

Hunterson

Hey all,

I am coming in town from NYC to OC this week. Can anyone give me advice of good quality AMPs near SNA airport? I am willing to drive 10-15 miles, but hopefully not too much further.

Feel free to PM me. Thanks for your help and if you are ever on the east coast, drop me a line if you need any tips.

Thanks,

United one