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I have visited twice. First lady I already knew so left happy. Second lady I did not so left unhappy and shorted on time. At this point I would not recommend. The Koreans can't seem to get it right in St Chucks.
Maybe they need a fresh start with a new sign. LOL
Maybe they are running out of names. It has been Lake Spa, Royal Spa, 64 Med Spa, and Silver Spa, just to name a few. They should just be honest and call it KNH Spa (Korean Nursing Home). I would just like to meet the brain trust who thought that it would be a great idea to open another AMP in St. Charles. Not to mention, when the new place open's next month that will make 8 AMP's within about a 4 mile radius. It will be interesting to see who has to shut down first. SaintChuck.
Please clear your inbox.
So, I was doing my usual morning AMP research and I came across this ad [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-management-grand-openin-chinese-relaxing-massage-25hr/33564688[/URL] This is a new place and it is close to me. I figured that if they were advertising in the body rubs section of BP, it would be a sure thing. I walk in the lobby and there is a Chinese woman between 40 and 45 and tall for a Chinese woman. She was built like a pencil. In her broken english she asked if I had seen the BP ad, and that made me think this was going to be a great start to the day. I got the discount rate. 5 for 1 hour. She takes me back to the room, and once I get in the room I notice 2 things as I am getting undressed. First off, it was very cold in this place, especially once your on the table naked. The second thing I notice is that there is a horrible smell in this place, it was like sulphur and sewage, it was obvious that they must be having come plumbing issues. She comes in and starts her rub, and every time I try to touch her leg she jump's away. The whole time I am face down there was no teasing. On the flip she was rubbing my chest and I pulled the towel off and she quickly put it back on. I pulled the towel off a few more times and she would put it right back on. I asked her if she could give me a special massage, and she said no, she doesn't do that. I know that YMMV, but I am sure that is not the case here, there is no fun to be had. I was so pissed off as I was walking out of there. I wasn't even pissed about not getting a HJ. I was pissed off because I felt like I had been a victim of false advertising and that I had been scammed. You shouldn't put an ad on the body rubs section of BP, if you have no intention of delivering what is expected. I almost forgot something, besides the place being cold and having a horrible smell, the walls in the rooms are only about 6 ft. High. So there is a big open space between the top of the wall and the ceiling. I sat in my vehicle feeling sad and that I had just been scammed. I also felt that I had a full tank of venom that needed to be released. I quickly drove to the next place. SaintChuck.
I had a situation summer before last. Woman I was friendly with moved from Buff Grove to Galesburg. We continued to talk and see each other. She had really bad English. None, essentially. She was a legit Chinese MT. Had frequent problems with guys asking for extras. She sends me the phone number of the place and I was able to find the Ad. In Backpage. Under escort services. It took literally days to explain to her that people were being lead to believe she was a prostitute. I tried to get management to place the ad in therapeutic services section. Never happened. I think her friend that got her the job did not know any better (idiot). I think the friend's husband knew exactly what they were doing. (scumbag) I even built a website for them. (Free one from [URL]WX.Com[/URL]). So it's possible your girl had no idea why guys were asking for extras. Either way your experience was the same. Bob.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2767551]So, I was doing my usual morning AMP research and I came across this ad [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-management-grand-openin-chinese-relaxing-massage-25hr/33564688[/URL] This is a new place and it is close to me. I figured that if they were advertising in the body rubs section of BP, it would be a sure thing. I walk in the lobby and there is a Chinese woman between 40 and 45 and tall for a Chinese woman. She was built like a pencil. In her broken english she asked if I had seen the BP ad, and that made me think this was going to be a great start to the day. I got the discount rate. 5 for 1 hour. She takes me back to the room, and once I get in the room I notice 2 things as I am getting undressed. First off, it was very cold in this place, especially once your on the table naked. The second thing I notice is that there is a horrible smell in this place, it was like sulphur and sewage, it was obvious that they must be having come plumbing issues. She comes in and starts her rub, and every time I try to touch her leg she jump's away. The whole time I am face down there was no teasing. On the flip she was rubbing my chest and I pulled the towel off and she quickly put it back on. I pulled the towel off a few more times and she would put it right back on. I asked her if she could give me a special massage, and she said no, she doesn't do that. I know that YMMV, but I am sure that is not the case here, there is no fun to be had. I was so pissed off as I was walking out of there. I wasn't even pissed about not getting a HJ. I was pissed off because I felt like I had been a victim of false advertising and that I had been scammed. You shouldn't put an ad on the body rubs section of BP, if you have no intention of delivering what is expected. I almost forgot something, besides the place being cold and having a horrible smell, the walls in the rooms are only about 6 ft. High. So there is a big open space between the top of the wall and the ceiling. I sat in my vehicle feeling sad and that I had just been scammed. I also felt that I had a full tank of venom that needed to be released. I quickly drove to the next place. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
I also tried this place. I was in the first room and when I was there there was another lady and a guy hanging out. It was distracting because they were talking loudly.
The lady's description sounds like the lady I probably had, tall, thin.
She did a good massage and at one point while she was massaging my back she got up on the table and placed my arm around her waist. She was dressed in casual pants, not yoga pants. and a short shirt. This place is not conducive to mongering as SaintChuck said the walls don't go all the way up to the ceiling so you could hear everything.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2767551]So, I was doing my usual morning AMP research and I came across this ad [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-management-grand-openin-chinese-relaxing-massage-25hr/33564688[/URL] This is a new place and it is close to me. I figured that if they were advertising in the body rubs section of BP, it would be a sure thing. I walk in the lobby and there is a Chinese woman between 40 and 45 and tall for a Chinese woman. She was built like a pencil. In her broken english she asked if I had seen the BP ad, and that made me think this was going to be a great start to the day. I got the discount rate. 5 for 1 hour. She takes me back to the room, and once I get in the room I notice 2 things as I am getting undressed. First off, it was very cold in this place, especially once your on the table naked. The second thing I notice is that there is a horrible smell in this place, it was like sulphur and sewage, it was obvious that they must be having come plumbing issues. She comes in and starts her rub, and every time I try to touch her leg she jump's away. The whole time I am face down there was no teasing. On the flip she was rubbing my chest and I pulled the towel off and she quickly put it back on. I pulled the towel off a few more times and she would put it right back on. I asked her if she could give me a special massage, and she said no, she doesn't do that. I know that YMMV, but I am sure that is not the case here, there is no fun to be had. I was so pissed off as I was walking out of there. I wasn't even pissed about not getting a HJ. I was pissed off because I felt like I had been a victim of false advertising and that I had been scammed. You shouldn't put an ad on the body rubs section of BP, if you have no intention of delivering what is expected. I almost forgot something, besides the place being cold and having a horrible smell, the walls in the rooms are only about 6 ft. High. So there is a big open space between the top of the wall and the ceiling. I sat in my vehicle feeling sad and that I had just been scammed. I also felt that I had a full tank of venom that needed to be released. I quickly drove to the next place. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
So yesterday I had a bad experience at this cold, stinky place in Batavia. I don't feel so bad now, because I was given the discount rate of. 5 for the hour. Here is the new ad from today [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/superb-spa-in-west-suburb-batavia-pretty-asian-girls-massage-try-and-spoil-urself/19693771[/URL] and if you check out the ad, it is now. 65 for the hour. I guess I feel little better knowing that I saved myself. 15 on that shitty experience. I alway's see in the newspaper when an AMP get's busted it is because someone complained about suspicious activity. I would like to call Uncle LEO and report this place for false advertising and wasting 1 hour of my life. Do yourself a favor and avoid this place. SaintChuck.
After my bad experience in Batavia on Friday, I hopped on Rt. 31 and headed south. I knew that I needed to get to a real AMP quick and release all the venom I had built up. So I ended up at this place [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-10-off-relaxmassage-bestwork-q-and-sweet/30604204[/URL] . If you are not familiar with this area it would be very hard to find this place. You have to pull into a business and then drive down a hill to find this little old cinder block building, you can't see the building from the road. It is a very old run down building. I walk in and I see a big Chinese woman sleeping on the couch, she wakes up and says Masssaggeee. I take a look at her and she is a big woman and probably about 50 and really ugly. I didn't care I had to get the poison out of me. She takes me to this old looking room and I hop up on the table. This massage table was awful, it was hard as concrete and the type of table you would use at a garage sale. She comes in and starts her rub and I go to roaming. After about 5 minutes I am sweating because it is so damn hot in this place, there were portable plug in heaters everywhere in this place. Only about 10 minutes in I flip and she goes to work without any hesitation or discussion. I pop and she cleans me up. Then she starts giving me a testicle massage and rubbing my legs and chest. After about 10 minutes I am ready to go again and once again she takes care of it like a champ. After I pop again she cleans me up. We still had a little time left and she starts messing around with my little guy as if she want's me to go for round 3. I tell her no, I am spent. I get dressed and tip her and there were no issues. The bad, this place is a pain in the ass to find and it is old and rundown. The massage table was awful and the MT was a 2, even on the AMP scale. Also if you don't like cigarette smoke, be warned, the cigarette smoke in this place was thick. If this women doesn't have a customer, I think she chain smokes inside of this place. The good, If you are just looking for a no hassle good time, she will provide it. If I would have been able to go again she would have had no problem with me popping 3 times in an hour. She was all about customer service. SaintChuck.
Sorry for your frustration. Glad I read your review because I thought about checking this place out. I would not have been able to handle either place you described. I either need a decent massage from an average looking woman in a peaceful environment or FS from an attractive woman in a crappy environment. I don't care how many times I pop in a session. I have always had issues with taking a long time to pop anyway. Smoke is an automatic deal killer.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2768834]After my bad experience in Batavia on Friday, I hopped on Rt. 31 and headed south. I knew that I needed to get to a real AMP quick and release all the venom I had built up. So I ended up at this place [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-10-off-relaxmassage-bestwork-q-and-sweet/30604204[/URL] . If you are not familiar with this area it would be very hard to find this place. You have to pull into a business and then drive down a hill to find this little old cinder block building, you can't see the building from the road. It is a very old run down building. I walk in and I see a big Chinese woman sleeping on the couch, she wakes up and says Masssaggeee. I take a look at her and she is a big woman and probably about 50 and really ugly. I didn't care I had to get the poison out of me. She takes me to this old looking room and I hop up on the table. This massage table was awful, it was hard as concrete and the type of table you would use at a garage sale. She comes in and starts her rub and I go to roaming. After about 5 minutes I am sweating because it is so damn hot in this place, there were portable plug in heaters everywhere in this place. Only about 10 minutes in I flip and she goes to work without any hesitation or discussion. I pop and she cleans me up. Then she starts giving me a testicle massage and rubbing my legs and chest. After about 10 minutes I am ready to go again and once again she takes care of it like a champ. After I pop again she cleans me up. We still had a little time left and she starts messing around with my little guy as if she want's me to go for round 3. I tell her no, I am spent. I get dressed and tip her and there were no issues. The bad, this place is a pain in the ass to find and it is old and rundown. The massage table was awful and the MT was a 2, even on the AMP scale. Also if you don't like cigarette smoke, be warned, the cigarette smoke in this place was thick. If this women doesn't have a customer, I think she chain smokes inside of this place. The good, If you are just looking for a no hassle good time, she will provide it. If I would have been able to go again she would have had no problem with me popping 3 times in an hour. She was all about customer service. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
I tried this place recently and had pretty much the same experience. I think it's ran by the same people who have the spa over there on Farnsworth by 88/ outlet malls because when I went in a girl who was at that location was there at the computer. I ended up with the same one you had SaintChuck. I also was looking from some stress relief real quick so I wasn't super picky this day. No hassle, not haggle, no prompting, actually got a decent massage also. The location is hard to find the first time but I kind of like it because you can't really see it from the street so when you walk out you don't have people looking at you. If you go at night it's completely dead over there. When I went I had to knock on the door and she had to open to door to the place which is also a good sign.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2768834]After my bad experience in Batavia on Friday, I hopped on Rt. 31 and headed south. I knew that I needed to get to a real AMP quick and release all the venom I had built up. So I ended up at this place [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-10-off-relaxmassage-bestwork-q-and-sweet/30604204[/URL] . If you are not familiar with this area it would be very hard to find this place. You have to pull into a business and then drive down a hill to find this little old cinder block building, you can't see the building from the road. It is a very old run down building. I walk in and I see a big Chinese woman sleeping on the couch, she wakes up and says Masssaggeee. I take a look at her and she is a big woman and probably about 50 and really ugly. I didn't care I had to get the poison out of me. She takes me to this old looking room and I hop up on the table. This massage table was awful, it was hard as concrete and the type of table you would use at a garage sale. She comes in and starts her rub and I go to roaming. After about 5 minutes I am sweating because it is so damn hot in this place, there were portable plug in heaters everywhere in this place. Only about 10 minutes in I flip and she goes to work without any hesitation or discussion. I pop and she cleans me up. Then she starts giving me a testicle massage and rubbing my legs and chest. After about 10 minutes I am ready to go again and once again she takes care of it like a champ. After I pop again she cleans me up. We still had a little time left and she starts messing around with my little guy as if she want's me to go for round 3. I tell her no, I am spent. I get dressed and tip her and there were no issues. The bad, this place is a pain in the ass to find and it is old and rundown. The massage table was awful and the MT was a 2, even on the AMP scale. Also if you don't like cigarette smoke, be warned, the cigarette smoke in this place was thick. If this women doesn't have a customer, I think she chain smokes inside of this place. The good, If you are just looking for a no hassle good time, she will provide it. If I would have been able to go again she would have had no problem with me popping 3 times in an hour. She was all about customer service. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2768834]After my bad experience in Batavia on Friday, I hopped on Rt. 31 and headed south. I knew that I needed to get to a real AMP quick and release all the venom I had built up. So I ended up at this place [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-10-off-relaxmassage-bestwork-q-and-sweet/30604204[/URL] . . SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Based upon your report I decided to give this place a shot. As SaintChuck said, This place is not easy to find. I was there in the afternoon and got a young gal. The massage was good, Standard finish and seemed happy with standard rate. Would recommend and will visit again.
I started the night at Premier Spa in Carol Stream. When I rang their doorbell a grandma came to the door and told me that they were very busy and I would have to wait 1 hour, so I left. I drove over to Best Massage in St. Charles. I walk in the lobby and I am standing there waiting for awhile, finally a girl wearing a French Maid / Nurses outfit appears and says that they are very busy and it would be a 45 minute wait. At this point I am getting frustrated, so I just drive over to Golden Ratio. I was able to get a session at Golden Ratio. The session was nothing special and I will probably be taking a break from this place for a little while. I think that the Monger gods were trying to send me a sign when I couldn't get into the first 2 places. I should have just went home. I never realized that Wednesday was such a big night out for Mongers. SaintChuck.
I'm sure everyone would agree we need MORE massage parlor women in French Maid or Nurse outfits!
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2783438]I started the night at Premier Spa in Carol Stream. When I rang their doorbell a grandma came to the door and told me that they were very busy and I would have to wait 1 hour, so I left. I drove over to Best Massage in St. Charles. I walk in the lobby and I am standing there waiting for awhile, finally a girl wearing a French Maid / Nurses outfit appears and says that they are very busy and it would be a 45 minute wait. At this point I am getting frustrated, so I just drive over to Golden Ratio. I was able to get a session at Golden Ratio. The session was nothing special and I will probably be taking a break from this place for a little while. I think that the Monger gods were trying to send me a sign when I couldn't get into the first 2 places. I should have just went home. I never realized that Wednesday was such a big night out for Mongers. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
I second that.
[QUOTE=WhiteRookDown;2783814]I'm sure everyone would agree we need MORE massage parlor women in French Maid or Nurse outfits![/QUOTE]
In November I was at Best Massage in St. Charles. When the girl came into the room I noticed that her clothes seemed a bit odd, she had on some acid washed 80's jeans and a men's t-shirt. I really didn't give it much thought. Then in December I go back, and when I walk into the lobby I am greeted by a little cutie who was wearing like an 80's tennis outfit, it was a white and navy polo top and a matching skirt. Then Sweaty Betty (Michelle) gets up from the couch and she has on black nylons and a huge puffy black skirt that looked like it was part of someone's Halloween costume and she had a blue and orange university of Illinois mens polo shirt. I thought to myself, who is picking out these outfits? After my session with Sweaty Betty, I was sitting in my vehicle and cleaning my hands to try and get all of her sweat off of me, and when I looked up I saw the Goodwill sign. I just started laughing and it became very clear what was going on. In the morning before Best Massage opens I think that the girls are going over to Goodwill and having a field day buying clothes. Because of the fact that St. Charles is a wealthy town, I am sure that this Goodwill store probably gets some decent clothes and these girls are having a blast buying all of these clothes for very little money. On Wednesday night when the girl at Best Massage came into the lobby she had on like a 70's nurses uniform, but it had some black trim and she was wearing a bowtie with it. It took a lot of restraint for me to not just burst out laughing. So, if you are interested in picking up one of the girls from Best Massage you just need to start hanging out at Goodwill early in the morning. You could probably get a whole cart of clothes for around 20, and who knows what you will get in return. SaintChuck.