Strip Club Reports

If anybody stops in to this new club in Van Nuys please report. This space has already hosted 2-3 failed nude clubs over the last 10-15 years. But La Perla has a hook. They're running full page ads featuring porn star Daisy Marie who will be featuring there in a couple of weeks, and positioning the club as "Los Angeles's upscale latin themed club". I'm not optimistic though because the ad, website, FB, et al. Give off a vibe like the big greedy Rhino chain may be behind this. I'm not saying they are, but I'm picking up that kind of aroma. Dance prices are high for a brand new club in a space that failed to attract any money in the past, and if the dances have Rhino timings, I will just sit back and hope for and wait for the latest club failure on Stagg Street. Hope I'm wrong and this place delivers with authentic latin flavor and customer friendly policies.

[QUOTE=The Camel;1829140]If anybody stops in to this new club in Van Nuys please report. This space has already hosted 2-3 failed nude clubs over the last 10-15 years. But La Perla has a hook. They're running full page ads featuring porn star Daisy Marie who will be featuring there in a couple of weeks, and positioning the club as "Los Angeles's upscale latin themed club". I'm not optimistic though because the ad, website, FB, et al. Give off a vibe like the big greedy Rhino chain may be behind this. I'm not saying they are, but I'm picking up that kind of aroma. Dance prices are high for a brand new club in a space that failed to attract any money in the past, and if the dances have Rhino timings, I will just sit back and hope for and wait for the latest club failure on Stagg Street. Hope I'm wrong and this place delivers with authentic latin flavor and customer friendly policies.[/QUOTE]I'm also curious about La Perla. But I am pretty sure it is owned by the spearmint rhino chain. I just saw it on their website. In other news Jynx Maze was out in the rhino this week. She is ridiculous to say the least. The rest of the girls were meh. They brought in like 20 or more girls for the larger influx of people and some of them, how should I put it, had their prime pass in the 1980's.

Have not posted anything for a few months. Still trying to break in some new ladies.

My Friends-Amber Lynn-Gina-& Hope have been MIA since Feb. One of the dancers said Hope was still there but I have not seen her.

Met ASPEN last month-Good people skills. TALL! 6ft with out the Sky High shoes. And SLIM. A pleasant armful.

Also a server named BREZZ-Drives a Sport Bike (Motorcycle). Very Cool Young Lady. Too bad she doesn't dance!

WARNING! BEWARE OF ISABELLA! All she wants is MORE $$$$$$$$$$$$

Left later then I should have but I had FUN.

Till next time-

[QUOTE=LCSisme; 1834732]Have not posted anything for a few months. Still trying to break in some new ladies.

My Friends-Amber Lynn-Gina-& Hope have been MIA since Feb. One of the dancers said Hope was still there but I have not seen her.

Met ASPEN last month-Good people skills. TALL! 6ft with out the Sky High shoes. And SLIM. A pleasant armful.

Also a server named BREZZ-Drives a Sport Bike (Motorcycle). Very Cool Young Lady. Too bad she doesn't dance!

WARNING! BEWARE OF ISABELLA! All she wants is MORE $$$$$$$$$$$$

Left later then I should have but I had FUN.

Till next time-[/QUOTE]Amber Lynn is working at a brothel in LV right now.

Went to bare elegance last night, there were at least 7-8 girls but only 2-3 customers myself included.

Took a 2 for 1 from Mia, sweet El Salvador girl who sit and chit chat with me for at least 30 min.

It was. 30 for the 2 for 1 song, nice grinding but no extra. Tried to touch her pussy and she said I will get her in trouble witht the manager, WTF? LOL anyway, no stick shift either.

Took another 2 for 1 with Lucy, Japanese and Mexican mixed, cute face. Again, no extra and grinding is not as good.

Overall the club is just ok. The mileage is definitely not as good as the club in sgv, will not repeat!

Just wondering if anyone has visited La Perla. Was curious about going, but wanted to see what folks on here thought first.

[QUOTE=Fedsom;1876774]Just wondering if anyone has visited La Perla. Was curious about going, but wanted to see what folks on here thought first.[/QUOTE]Its going to be like your typical "clip joint" expensive drinks, expensive lap dances, and no extras. Just like most strip clubs in the SFV. Better off going to King Henry 8th. I refuse to go to any strip clubs in or around LA. I will however go to Sam's in Downtown and KH8. The girls are fun and don't rush you to buy them a drink or dance. They will sit and chat with you for a good while before anything is asked to bought.

Went back to my old hunting grounds. Amber Lynn-Gina-& Hope are long gone but saw a old friend Kaylee. Met her through Amber last year.

Fun and friendly and worth a dance or three.

Had to leave early. Dr. Aptt. In AM.

Have FUN-Be CAREFUL.

LCSisme

This was July 2012. Visited VIP showgirls on a Sat afternoon. Only a few customers and quite a few good looking ladies. Got a 3 for 45 (or 40?) nude from caramel who advertised she was a favorite with married men. No glitter or perfume. And her only rule was I had to keep both hands on her at all times. Dark, quiet corner and full length songs. No penetration but a tight body and good friction left me happy. Don't see much about VIP on the thread but I enjoyed myself and would repeat.

Went back after a long time away. All new people. So I trired two new ladies.

#1- Iceis (? Spelling) Nice but a little shy in the topples dance room.

#2- VEXIN! STAY AWAY FROM THIS Black Broad. (Too bad.- she does have nice TITs).

Tried to up-sell to the $100 VIP room then got MAD when I said NO.

Dance was NO HANDS Stopped dancing when I scratched my nose.

"I told you no touching" she said.

SHE is the reason I hate breaking in a new dancer. All she wants is the $ and not give anything back.

Hoping for better days.

I had a GREAT time because a old friend showed up tonight. HOPE came back after being AWOL for 9 months or so.

Turns out she stopped working on the one day of the week I go to the club. We caught up on our lives in the dance room a few times before I had to go.

ALSO met a new Lady, MORGAN. A cute, small, arm full. She left before I could get a 2nd dance. I hope to see her again too.

Till Next Time.

It's been 1 month since my last post and no one else has hosted in this group. Are the SF Valley strip clubs THAT DEAD?

Anyway back to DV on the 6th. HOPE was MIA again. (DAMN) I do miss her but I know she's still around.

Tried two other lady's. Pandora and? (Sorry can't remember) both were nice no action.

Maybe next month?

I forgot to tell you about a new waitress at the DV. A REAL blond bombshell knock-out call BAMBIE!

She should be DANCIING not waiting on tables but she says she I'd too shy? BULL!

Not the way she was dressed! She looks GREAT and knows how to use it.

She was more fun then most of the dancers.

I hope she's still there on my next visit. My luck hasn't been so good on keeping new friends.

See you all next month.

[QUOTE=LCSisme;2003994]I forgot to tell you about a new waitress at the DV. A REAL blond bombshell knock-out call BAMBIE!

She should be DANCIING not waiting on tables but she says she I'd too shy? BULL!

Not the way she was dressed! She looks GREAT and knows how to use it.

She was more fun then most of the dancers.

I hope she's still there on my next visit. My luck hasn't been so good on keeping new friends.

See you all next month.[/QUOTE]It is interesting the way DV deploys their waitresses and they do a pretty good job overall. I always feel the conflict that the discount "blue light special" dances coincide with "stage maintenance" when the waitresses simulate cleaning and disinfecting the stage with slow seductive and sensual movements with hints of ass cheeks and cleavage at least as exciting as watching the dancers peel to their birthday suits. And yeah, the waitresses and bartenders in just about any SC are better looking than the dancers but mainly, they got that "taboo" factor working for them. You want what you can't have.

It is hard for them to be in this job and be truly shy with the way they are exploited in various DV events, but some of them are for sure the girl next door who was working as a receptionist at a dental office or are college girls working their way through college. But the thing is, this generation of young women raised on the the internet and smart phones just aren't that shy about being naked these days though they may not be ready to earn their livings grinding hard dicks and being manhandled by every smelly gross creep with a $20 bill. Many of them do eventually become dancers. Usually at a different DV club than they served glasses of water in. In my experience, the waitresses that cross over aren't the least bit shy on stage but are low mileage and worse in dances. I can think of a few examples but the best is a girl named "Mistress" who dances at DVCOI. This is a young dream girl next door. All natural and real in her body and personality, and just pretty as you could ever hope for. She was a DVO waitress. She floats on that DVCOI stage getting rid of her stripper gear rapidly and shows it all like she loves it under the brightest light you'll see on a strip club dance stage. Get one dance with her just to have an opportunity to meet her. She's delightful and it is not a bad thing to spend $10-20 just to have an angel like this naked on your lap. But the mileage is not there and she's been dancing at least a couple of years now. Ruby is another one at DVCOI who is now coming around to peddling a nasty factor, but you can still detect the ex-waitress nervousness at the beginning of the private dance process before she settles in nicely and she can even get into it as it flows.

DVNH was a regular stop for me going back to when it opened in the 90's, but it has become too tame for me to step in there anymore though I've long been in love with dancer Luna since I first met her years ago in another club. My fondest memory of NoHo in this century is being there on a crowded Saturday night and hitting it off big with an adorable and very high spirited spinner waitress who was loading up my "bottomless" soft drink with hard adult ingredients all night long, distilled from agave cactus. She drank with me and my friends and she made the night a big time. The 30 plus dancers were invisible.

Note re Pandora: LCSisme, you stated you had a no action ride with her. She's been around forever and when she was working at DVCOI a year or two ago, she had zero boundaries. She was a joyful provider. Of course I'm not surprised that she'd turn down the heat now that she's returned to the stricter NoHo environment, but I'd speculate that if you spend some time talking to her and keep the conversation absolutely filthy, you will find her action button.

[QUOTE===]Note re Pandora: LCSisme, you stated you had a no action ride with her. She's been around forever and when she was working at DVCOI a year or two ago, she had zero boundaries. She was a joyful provider. Of course I'm not surprised that she'd turn down the heat now that she's returned to the stricter NoHo environment, but I'd speculate that if you spend some time talking to her and keep the conversation absolutely filthy, you will find her action button.[/QUOTE]Hi Camel,

I DID spend time talking with her. That's why I went to the topless room with her. Besides I think this is a different lady. She is too young and did not talk about the
other clubs when I brought them up.

FYI. I like your posts! Looks like you've been doing this as long as I have!