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[QUOTE=Cowchip40] After about 5 min of pussy action she said I could do her ass. Damn it was hot! She got into it then started to hurt so I came quickly...she is highly recommended though and seemed new to action and really liked it.

I think I'm in love with her though...something about crazy chics with acne that always make me want to marry them. An addiction would just make life more interesting...[/QUOTE]

Sometimes I swear your related to Lefty or his alter ego! And it's that crazy way that you love ass fucking these chicks...

except mine are consensual!

[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]Sometimes I swear your related to Lefty or his alter ego! And it's that crazy way that you love ass fucking these chicks...[/QUOTE]

Ran into V last night! Still the action packed fun girl we all know and love. Starts giving me head as we drive off and says "this is my 1st time giving head, tell me if I do it right" then she proceeds to suck off all the chrome from the bumper!! All in all, a very nice time, she still looks great and is definitely the biggest freak SW in all of Racine!

Saw 3 BWSs out on South Memorial, not to nice looking and I've have seen them out many many times before, to used up for my taste.

On another note; LE was everywhere! Almost felt like North Chicago/Waukegan; since there where so many parked "observing" traffic and passersby's.

I ran into Miche again off Doug when I was just checking to see if suck toes was getting out of rehab. I love her minature tits. We fucked hard in several positions and both came at the same time which was nice. Talked about Evolution vs Creationism for a few minutes, weird. Other than that it's been dead for me...

Racine is so hard to figure out. Given the weather and the number of drug dealers out you would expect A LOT of street action. Maybe Racine cops are taking them all down to the river and fucking them senseless. They sure aren't out busting dealers. They drive right by drug deals and don't even look. Since they don't arrest these guys all the dope dealers drive around and shoot each other just to cull the herd.... it's pathetic.

[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]Ran into V last night! Still the action packed fun girl we all know and love. Starts giving me head as we drive off and says "this is my 1st time giving head, tell me if I do it right" then she proceeds to suck off all the chrome from the bumper!! All in all, a very nice time, she still looks great and is definitely the biggest freak SW in all of Racine!

Saw 3 BWSs out on South Memorial, not to nice looking and I've have seen them out many many times before, to used up for my taste.

On another note; LE was everywhere! Almost felt like North Chicago/Waukegan; since there where so many parked "observing" traffic and passersby's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]Ran into V last night! Still the action packed fun girl we all know and love. Starts giving me head as we drive off and says "this is my 1st time giving head, tell me if I do it right" then she proceeds to suck off all the chrome from the bumper!! All in all, a very nice time, she still looks great and is definitely the biggest freak SW in all of Racine![/QUOTE]

Sir P, Give my love to V when you see her next! She is the most enthusiastic sucker & fucker I have ever met anywhere. I 1st picked her up several years ago when she'd moved to Rat-scene from Green Bay. She was on my passenger seat for less than a minute before the panties came off & she was fingering herself as I drove along in broad daylight. Then on another occasion she pulled out a big vibrator from her purse & put it to work. Her teeth are a bit big & her mouth a bit small for my likeing, but since you brought her up I suddenly have a hunger for her again.

Craven MoreV

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]Sir P, Give my love to V when you see her next! She is the most enthusiastic sucker & fucker I have ever met anywhere. I 1st picked her up several years ago when she'd moved to Rat-scene from Green Bay. She was on my passenger seat for less than a minute before the panties came off & she was fingering herself as I drove along in broad daylight. Then on another occasion she pulled out a big vibrator from her purse & put it to work. Her teeth are a bit big & her mouth a bit small for my likeing, but since you brought her up I suddenly have a hunger for her again.

Craven MoreV[/QUOTE]

CM- I agree, it is always unique and a pleasure with V, she is without a doubt one the best and loves what she does. Each time I find her, its something different, in a good way!

Anyone ever check out Burlington?

I passed though there on the way to Lake Geneva the other day hoping to partake of the LG strip club scene.

Since I passed though at 4 pm it was hard to tell if the farmer/white trash element was high enough to warrant any SW activity...

I found Dawn on 16th. She looked alot like Suck Toes but without the acne and even had pretty feet (while I'll suck a sluts toes, licking hooker feet is out as even I have some very minimal standard of behavior). Nice blue eyes and a killer gymnast body complete the physical. However, someone please slap this girl because she won't shut up her crack nonsense. She kept telling me about the "safehouse" where she stays... What is she a crackspy or something? Damn those Ruskies sending another spy disguised as a crackw---e to try and steal my WMD secrets... Also, I SERIOUSLY think this girl is a thief if you let her and she WILL hustle whatever she can so be warned.

Despite all her drawbacks, I will say they I have had 3 dates with her in 2 days. Why? 1) This girl absolutely sucks some of the best dick ever and puts on a great performance. She swallowed half my load but choked because she had my dick in her throat when I came. 2) She can assume some wild positions and we both enjoy watching my dick going in and out of her. 3) I don't generally lick street coochie but this is a beautiful one and while getting her nut she broke the friggin cap on my tooth with her pelvis. That's enthusiasm! 4) On date number one we made out like teenagers and fingerbanged her into a few orgasms. This girl left a 2 foot wide puddle on my floor as a thank you. Nasty! but fun.....

I have some serious reservations about this girl but damn she is a good fuck. If anyone has any experience with her good or bad let me know. I'm off to buy a video camera to make some porn with this nasty girl. Enjoy but be careful with this one...

[QUOTE=Cowchip40]I found Dawn on 16th. She looked alot like Suck Toes but without the acne and even had pretty feet (while I'll suck a sluts toes, licking hooker feet is out as even I have some very minimal standard of behavior). Nice blue eyes and a killer gymnast body complete the physical. However, someone please slap this girl because she won't shut up her crack nonsense. She kept telling me about the "safehouse" where she stays... What is she a crackspy or something? Damn those Ruskies sending another spy disguised as a crackw---e to try and steal my WMD secrets... Also, I SERIOUSLY think this girl is a thief if you let her and she WILL hustle whatever she can so be warned.

Despite all her drawbacks, I will say they I have had 3 dates with her in 2 days. Why? 1) This girl absolutely sucks some of the best dick ever and puts on a great performance. She swallowed half my load but choked because she had my dick in her throat when I came. 2) She can assume some wild positions and we both enjoy watching my dick going in and out of her. 3) I don't generally lick street coochie but this is a beautiful one and while getting her nut she broke the friggin cap on my tooth with her pelvis. That's enthusiasm! 4) On date number one we made out like teenagers and fingerbanged her into a few orgasms. This girl left a 2 foot wide puddle on my floor as a thank you. Nasty! but fun.....

I have some serious reservations about this girl but damn she is a good fuck. If anyone has any experience with her good or bad let me know. I'm off to buy a video camera to make some porn with this nasty girl. Enjoy but be careful with this one...[/QUOTE]

Man I just love reading your posts~~ Keep em coming!

Did my ride through town last week Monday and I just couldn't match any of Cowchip's adventures or even equal my last posts encounter with V.

Maybe this weekend...

Today I found a fresh new hotie inside the quickie mart on Washington. I started a convo with her from inside the store, which we took outside and into my car (since it was raining I offered her a ride). She is a white brunette, 5'6 ish, great body and pretty face, yep a real fluke!! This is the best Racine ass since my March visit with Lisa! Anyway, I TORE IT UP! Had a very nice time and she has a great attitude, left us both wanting to smoke afterwards.

Last part of the score was this, she doesn't work the street but she does date based on her and her friends knowing "other guys" that they see regularly. Now I'm on the call "list" and she said she would hook me up with a few of her friends too! Yeah!

I was returning home from Harborfest last night driving North on Douglas, when my check engine light turned on. I pulled over, turned off the car, call my mechanic friend but while I was on the phone a nice looking young woman walked by. She didn't look in the car and just kept walking, seemed uncomfortable about a guy in a stopped car. I have a VW so check engine lights are common and my mechanic, said just to drive home. As I did so, I saw an SUV pull up to the Girl, who just kept walking. Then a car pulled next to the SUV. Seemed to be talking. However, since the car was in the traffic lane, I pulled behind it and waited. Darned if the lights didn't go on in the car in the traffic lane. Unmarked police car.

So on a Friday night, RPD devoted at least two unmarked Cars (SUV) to keeping the traffic on Douglas Avenue under control.

Yeah the RPD faggots are great at hassling girls yet you see the same dope dealing thugs in two spots on Hamilton and Albert and the cops just drive by, day after day. The dopers even make fun of them because they are scared. Racine is a shit hole 50% because of the scum that exists there and 50% because of worthless cops who work there.

[QUOTE=Member #1612]I was returning home from Harborfest last night driving North on Douglas, when my check engine light turned on. I pulled over, turned off the car, call my mechanic friend but while I was on the phone a nice looking young woman walked by. She didn't look in the car and just kept walking, seemed uncomfortable about a guy in a stopped car. I have a VW so check engine lights are common and my mechanic, said just to drive home. As I did so, I saw an SUV pull up to the Girl, who just kept walking. Then a car pulled next to the SUV. Seemed to be talking. However, since the car was in the traffic lane, I pulled behind it and waited. Darned if the lights didn't go on in the car in the traffic lane. Unmarked police car.

So on a Friday night, RPD devoted at least two unmarked Cars (SUV) to keeping the traffic on Douglas Avenue under control.[/QUOTE]

Oh, and if you idiots can't tell which ones are the dealers they're the fuckin' spoons in oversized white tee shirts that sit in the same two spots every day. I'll give you addresses if you still can't figure it out.

Ok. I hate drug dealers. I hate some drug dealers more than others. The dip shit with the gold grill on Hamilton is pretty close to the top of my list...and yes Francis, I do have a point.

I saw my red headed friend from the earlier two-girl near Main and picked her up on Sunday. As we headed up Hamilton we saw Goldie Grill dealer boy and she says he is one of her regular dealers but he's been shorting her and he hit her. We get to the hooker shack and she wants 50 up front. Pretty steep but hell, I was horny as fuck looking for Sir P's brunette. We start with a bj and then decent fuck but I remember she responded well to the prostate exam I gave her last time. Same reponse this time and she says I can put it in her ass for a "tip". Hell, she wants that up front too, so I have to freakin dismount and grab my wallet. I have a 20 left which she holds in her greedy little paw as I get Mr Happy hard for some booty action.

Well, we start my favorite past time in a few different positions and I'm just not feelin' it. What's up with that!!!!???? OK so it wasn't the tightest ass ever....and there was some rather disgusting substances around but still.....
Well I end up jacking Mini Me while she rubs my balls with her feet, with legs spread as she rubs her clit and spreads the 'ol lips so I can see inside. Uhm...thanks.

After a few minutes I actually blow a huge nut on her foot, pussy, stomach and shirt. Just then a big drop of sweat lands in her mouth and we both start laughing. Anyway, I ask for her 20 for a sec and she's like what? I say just give it a second. She does and I wipe my dick with it and scoop up some of the ass juice she has leaking out and a line of nut. I fold it up and say this is a present to Mr. Gold Grill from the two of us. I think she thought this was pretty funny but maybe a little scarey... I'm like "make sure that shit is dry" before you hand it over.

She called today and swore she gave the 20 to Pimp Lips on Hamilton so I feel pretty good that he had a "nut-shit" sandwich thanks to me the other day. Screw him.

I am bothered that the butt action just didn't do it for me like usual so I needed to ride that horse again as soon as possible.

Good news! Our friend Sha_ _ is back after a 3 month stay in the pokey poke. She called me today and said she was calling her numbers she still had but I was the first she reached. I picked her up and she probably packed on 30 pounds.

To make a long story short we BOTH put a finger up her ass which was fun and she kept saying she had been waiting for this for 3 months. I wish I had a better story but despite the finger fun and watching my dick slide in and out of that big white butt it just didn't do it for me... what is this, am I morphing into Sir P, the true Master Blaster of hooker pussy from OHare airport to Milwaukee but a man whose knees buckle at the thought of brown eye action like it was so much Kryptonite?????

This might be the sad end for Cowchip sports fans.... the perfect ass fu- - is my Holy Grail...it's my strength, my reason for living... If I just don't dig it, I mean really DIG it anymore I may as well hang it up, move to Utah, find a few straight girls and start a nice big Mormon family and run for President. It's a sad day in Cowchip land.........

P.S. Sha_ _ doesn't have a working phone yet "of course" so I'm not sure how to get hold of her. I'll try to get you fatted calf lovers some contact info before she cracks up again.

P.P.S. Dear RPD. I don't really think you guys are fags...just make an effort to cull the herd on Hamilton near Superior. It's really the only gang of drug dealers on Hamilton now and they shot at a car yesterday and almost shot some little kids. They think you are afraid of them. Fuck their fucking civil rights and kick their dipshit asses....