Tips, Tricks, Arguing, and Bullshit

NOTE: This is a parody report. No pussy was actually licked, touched or picked up during the writing of this report.

Out last night looking for another dime on the mean streets of Sully. Visions of suger plums dancing in my head. It's 1:30 am to 2 am and the late night shift rolls out and even though it's really cold. There are several lovely ladies out and about, but I passed several till I found the lovely Hazel, a real nickel.

She looked 21 yr but in the room with the lights on and my glasses she looked about 40+. On the way she gave me excellent sloppy BBBJ with no teeth and even said she loves sucking cock because it shoves the food on down her throat. She said my toothpick was right up her alley. I was happy to oblige, but seemed to have some salad on my toothpick later.

Anyway, she sucked and sucked some more in the room and finally got the BBBJ just the way I like it. Hazel takes directions well, and no complaining at all. I think she could have gotten my nut by sucking, but I wanted to hit that sloppy nasty cvnt of hers.

I got DFK (no teeth), BBBJ, BLS, DATY (she nutted 3 times), and I had to pick pussy boogers, klingons and hair from my teeth, FIV, and CFS CG, tossed her salad, anal, fisting, shrimping, snowball, somf, 69, Russian, Chinese, thai, Austrailian, rimming, rca, dt, doggie and mish finish. She has a long lipped roast beef giner and agreed to a pic. She really has some long curtains. I also have her number to her grandmother just in case I want some old daty on a return trip.

I found Hazel was a very skilled, GFE, and may be a real nympho. I may be in love with her. Here's a pic of her money-maker. Oh, I dropped her off Sully close to the pig sty, past Hauge. Be safe and good hunting. Elmer.

[QUOTE=Dapon;2392299]NOTE: This is a parody report. No pussy was actually licked, touched or picked up during the writing of this report.

Out last night looking for another dime on the mean streets of Sully. Visions of suger plums dancing in my head. It's 1:30 am to 2 am and the late night shift rolls out and even though it's really cold. There are several lovely ladies out and about, but I passed several till I found the lovely Hazel, a real nickel.

She looked 21 yr but in the room with the lights on and my glasses she looked about 40+. On the way she gave me excellent sloppy BBBJ with no teeth and even said she loves sucking cock because it shoves the food on down her throat. She said my toothpick was right up her alley. I was happy to oblige, but seemed to have some salad on my toothpick later.

Anyway, she sucked and sucked some more in the room and finally got the BBBJ just the way I like it. Hazel takes directions well, and no complaining at all. I think she could have gotten my nut by sucking, but I wanted to hit that sloppy nasty cvnt of hers.

I got DFK (no teeth), BBBJ, BLS, DATY (she nutted 3 times), and I had to pick pussy boogers, klingons and hair from my teeth, FIV, and CFS CG, tossed her salad, anal, fisting, shrimping, snowball, somf, 69, Russian, Chinese, thai, Austrailian, rimming, rca, dt, doggie and mish finish. She has a long lipped roast beef giner and agreed to a pic. She really has some long curtains. I also have her number to her grandmother just in case I want some old daty on a return trip.

I found Hazel was a very skilled, GFE, and may be a real nympho. I may be in love with her. Here's a pic of her money-maker. Oh, I dropped her off Sully close to the pig sty, past Hauge. Be safe and good hunting. Elmer.[/QUOTE]You and Mw make for pleasurable reading.

How do you manage to service your girl Maggie? She has a little belly in the way (LOL) so I was just wondering how you satisfy her.

Dapon's Maggie.

[QUOTE=Jared77;2395272]Dapon's Maggie.[/QUOTE]You have to put your Mom out there like that? Tsk tsk.

So we don't clutter up the BP review section talking about if Mila is overpriced or not, I moved the discussion over here. Below are local girls who charge 300+. IMO, I wouldn't do some of them at BP prices and some I wouldn't do for free. Also IMO, I think Anastasia Allure, Jayden Samone and Mia Moore are the only ones who truly have $300 asses.

[URL]http://addisonmonroe.naughtynsexy.com/about.htm[/URL]

[URL]http://aprilreign.escortfiles.com/gallery[/URL]

[URL]http://kendallkane.escortbook.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://www.nataliebrioso.com/[/URL]

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[URL]http://julialabelle.escortwebsite.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://anastaciaallure.gfefiles.com/photo_albums/20749[/URL]

[URL]http://www.sophiebardot.com/[/URL]#!blank / c1 ypt.

[URL]http://samanthategan.com/gallery.php[/URL]

[URL]http://tarabutler17.gfefiles.com/photo_albums/2698[/URL]

[URL]https://www.slixa.com/hayden-salice[/URL]

[URL]http://jaydendollhouse.escortwebsite.com/photos.phtml[/URL]

[URL]http://queenmaras.weebly.com/pictures.html[/URL]

[URL]http://miamoore.callgirlfiles.com/photo_albums/23278[/URL]

[QUOTE=Josh88;2396654]So we don't clutter up the BP review section talking about if Mila is overpriced or not, I moved the discussion over here. Below are local girls who charge 300+. IMO, I wouldn't do some of them at BP prices and some I wouldn't do for free. Also IMO, I think Anastasia Allure, Jayden Samone and Mia Moore are the only ones who truly have $300 asses.

[URL]http://addisonmonroe.naughtynsexy.com/about.htm[/URL]

[URL]http://aprilreign.escortfiles.com/gallery[/URL]

[URL]http://kendallkane.escortbook.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://www.nataliebrioso.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://www.loveashleymonroe.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://lovelylacey.naughtynsexy.com/gallery.html[/URL]

[URL]http://julialabelle.escortwebsite.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://anastaciaallure.gfefiles.com/photo_albums/20749[/URL]

[URL]http://www.sophiebardot.com/[/URL]#!blank / c1 ypt.

[URL]http://samanthategan.com/gallery.php[/URL]

[URL]http://tarabutler17.gfefiles.com/photo_albums/2698[/URL]

[URL]https://www.slixa.com/hayden-salice[/URL]

[URL]http://jaydendollhouse.escortwebsite.com/photos.phtml[/URL]

[URL]http://queenmaras.weebly.com/pictures.html[/URL]

[URL]http://miamoore.callgirlfiles.com/photo_albums/23278[/URL][/QUOTE]Josh, you are definitely in the top 5 of my favorite monger posters. UD Man!

[QUOTE=Jared77;2395272]Dapon's Maggie.[/QUOTE]I was eating my breakfast when I saw that pic! WTF!

[URL]http://roxiegfe.callgirlfiles.com/photo_albums/20046[/URL]

A true 300+ GFE and ATF. Like the girl next door.

I read a post recently by a fellow hobbyist who obviously is being controlled by his addiction to our world. I myself found myself out of control at one point, but think I have come up with ways to keep the little head happy, and still keep it real in my real world. When I found myself (years ago) running up cc debt, etc, while still raising my kids (both me and my ex made good money, so it wasn't a child services issue, LOL) but still, I could have bought a nice bass boat for what I spent on the hobby, in my travels. I was in corporate sales, so I travelled all over. Couldn't wait to get to the hotels in Dallas, LA, Denver, etc and make the call. Each visit cost me $$+ With that being said, now that I am retired, and not depending on my SSN to live, but still on a budget, I have found that taking the time to filter through the CL lists, and taking a cruise or two each month, I have, and continue to update providers that I can have fun with for. 5 and under. I do like a good massage / mutual touch / HE from time to time. I do parouse the BP sections, and have seen girls like vanilla, angel, etc but do not do more than qv, or hh. Bottom line, I put x amount of cash in an envelope at the beginning of the month. When it's gone. Its gone. It helps me to be selective, and patient. Hope this helps the younger mongers, in their quest to quench their thirst, and keep it real with their family, or otherwise personal finances. Finally, there is nothing wrong with seeking help if this, or any other addiction is ruining your life. I was also an alcoholic, and have been dry for over 15 years. Primarily due to counseling and gr.

GR.

[QUOTE=Dapon;2396916][URL]http://roxiegfe.callgirlfiles.com/photo_albums/20046[/URL]

A true 300+ GFE and ATF. Like the girl next door.[/QUOTE]If it's the same Roxie GFE that use to have blonde hair, she is a nice fuck! Great body and nice tits. Last I saw her was back in 2007. She got out for a while and would come back from time to time.

[QUOTE=Peanut7714;2398909]If it's the same Roxie GFE that use to have blonde hair, she is a nice fuck! Great body and nice tits. Last I saw her was back in 2007. She got out for a while and would come back from time to time.[/QUOTE]Yep. All of that. Total GFE. She posts from time to time on the site for independents.

[QUOTE=Dapon;2399043]Yep. All of that. Total GFE. She posts from time to time on the site for independents.[/QUOTE]I can vouch for her as well. She was big on the independent site for a while but I think distanced herself recently. She is one of the better finds in Columbus; sexy, sweet, down-to-earth and with a very girl-next-door vibe to her.

I was trolling the other review site and noticed a review of this girl. The reviewer had several reviews so I assumed it wasn't a fake review. I am truly amazed that he rated her a 9, which based on TER standards is "model material" Other than being tall, I don't see how she could meet any criteria for being a model? To top it off, her donation is 2. 0/ hr. I honestly wouldn't do it for free. It never ceases to amaze me what some guys find attractive. I actually think many of them never picked up a girl in the real world their whole life or they don't want to admit they are screwing average or below average girls? Maybe this particular reviewer raises the looks rating if they perform well? I don't know? Let's just be glad there are pics available and it's not like the old days where you had to rely on the Dispatch for prospects.

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=21635475&image=21635473[/URL]

[QUOTE=Josh88;2402272]I was trolling the other review site and noticed a review of this girl. The reviewer had several reviews so I assumed it wasn't a fake review. I am truly amazed that he rated her a 9, which based on TER standards is "model material" Other than being tall, I don't see how she could meet any criteria for being a model? To top it off, her donation is 2. 0/ hr. I honestly wouldn't do it for free. It never ceases to amaze me what some guys find attractive. I actually think many of them never picked up a girl in the real world their whole life or they don't want to admit they are screwing average or below average girls? Maybe this particular reviewer raises the looks rating if they perform well? I don't know? Let's just be glad there are pics available and it's not like the old days where you had to rely on the Dispatch for prospects.

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=21635475&image=21635473[/URL][/QUOTE]She's skinny. I thought that would be right up your alley!

Not even close to a nine. More like a 6.