Nixing Yun Ping. Off the list, not good, avoid, etc
Yung Ping on archer.
Getting settled in, and heard one of you leaving. You were complaining loudly about the crappy massage and how you were rushed out. It sounded like the girl went and gave you some of your money back. I should have taken this as an omen. I proceeded though.
Now keep in mind I was going in with a tool that could just about cut glass. Draw older woman, Whatever. Do not care. Crappy massage, tons of teasing. Very little roaming. Flip, I say very little oil. I show her exactly how I like it. Just a little gentle this and that in the right spot, the woman could have had me out in 90 seconds flat. But she proceeds to do all of her corny shit. Surprising me with aggresiveltickling, squeezing my balls VERY hard, I tell her relax, don't touch the boys, her response: "Oh, Ahh, hee hee no like this?" *SQUEEZE*.
She proceeds to do the insanely irritating OH OHHH GIGGLE GIGGLE TEE HEE. I keep shushing her. She asks again if I want oil on the unit, I hold my finger and thumb up a centimeter apart. "very little oil, not TOO MUCH" "ok not too much".
SQUUUUUUIRT next thing I know I'm soaked in grease, and she starts with the SLUMP-SLUMP-SLUMP jackhammer shit. I tell her to relax, go slow and easy, you go slow I am out of here is one minute, you keep beating the shit out of it like your mad about something and you're going to be at it awhile. I get her to slow, I am genuinely close, and then she does this weird move. Like she squeezes very hard and does a weird popping dismount. Hard to describe. You know when you put your in index finger in your mouth and POP? Like that, but downtown.
I ask "what the fuck are you doing?" oh hee hee hee! Tee hee!
I tell her to stop. We get back on track. I am apparently moaning, and she starts moaning back at me. Not sexy, but like. Mocking? Like "oh mmm hmm yeah tee hee".
At this point she complains her arms hurt, I am over time, and to keep going is $20 more. SO I say take the girls out. No, no. So s "Time UP".
She then sees if the Magic Moment can be accelerated if she does all of the annoying shit I have told her to stop all at once. Sort of a reverse Big Finish. I summon all my might and try to remember that teamwork makes the dream work. I right there, ready 5-4-3-2 and she stops and pats my leg, and piddle piddle piddle "You done? Hot towel?
She complains again she is tired. I told her that's because she was doing it wrong and she should have listened. Pissesd, I get up, look at both the clock and my phone, both indicate 5 to the hour even though she had been telling me I was over time for the last 10 minutes. "You want a water?" "No thank you!
"ok see you next time" "NO THANK YOU!
It's like this woman waant to find every way she can make her job more difficult for herself and more annoying for me. I understand if supply can't keep up with demand and she wants to stem the flow of repeat business, but this woman out here going hard like she's chopping wood. Fuck.
Body Health fumble and touchdown
After seeing another review of extras at Body Health decided to take the plunge. Let me start this way. If you go DO NOT knock on the side door without calling and telling them you're there or maybe just avoid all together. When I arrive after calling for appointment I saw all the traffic on Archer corner including people at bus stop right out front and remembered the other poster saying he used side door. Front door has you waiting out front. So I went side door and knocked. Waited a minute and started to walk away when door opened. Came back and stepped inside. What happened next was a little disorienting because I thought I was inside the spa. Saw some stairs up and a couple doors. Turns out it's like a communal part of the building. Alice the girl I called for was there but also some dude who was irate. At first I thought he was another customer leaving. He proceeds to tell her something like "I told you no back door action here! No back door. I'll call the police. " I'm like WTF? She's talking to him and ushers me in their door.
Got inside the room and now she's irate with me saying "talk to me" (I guess she meant call to use that door call when there? I don't know) and she's talking about the guy. I say I don't know him. She's shaking her head no and says talk to her. I put my coat back on and was going to leave. Tell her I'm sorry I didn't know not to use that door. Anyway, she is attractive. Slim asian frame. Not as young as the other poster said, probably in her 30's but attractive. Wearing a short dress. Nice legs. At this point even though I called for an hour I decide to go for it but told her half hour. Managed to deescalate and calmed her down until the vibe was pleasant but still after what happened I'm a little on edge. In the room they've got like a cctv showing different cameras outside.
Ok so into the meat of things. She gave an ok massage that didn't last long. Started playing with the boys and sounding sexy. I had told them "a friend" told me about her. On the flip she asks if I want everything. I say yes. She says my friend paid $160 LOL. Fine. Gave her another $20 for BBBJ. Clothes came off. Good technique. She's moving all around the table so I can fondle her. At one point pussy in my face. Then flipped again and had her lick the boys. She took an alcohol pad to them then followed direction. Put cover on and continued until I told her I was ready to hit it. Layed her on her back edge of table and went to town standing up while playing with her perky little boobs. She struggled a bit with size but took it like a trooper. Not a dead fish, she's being sexy, touching me. Then layed on my back and had her ride. She's a spinner and I held her little butt and just pumped her up and down. After I blew in the bag she lays on top of me exhausted for a minute with me rubbing her smooth skin. Then I get up, get my clothes on and gtfo.
Overall great experience but I wish I could have been more relaxed. That whole incident had me a little on edge. I guess dumb on my part to just knock but thought it was their door. Maybe dumb to stay after that too but after seeing her the little head was talking. But seems like owner of the building or whoever that dude was has some suspicions about what's going on and doesn't like it.
Stay safe out there and be smart.
