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The words look like English. But the sentences dint make any sense.

[QUOTE=John252;2215512]My litttle friend tells the following tale.

Unhappy with decreasing level of service with Aunt Holly.

Hearing of Vivi retirement, go to Vivi place.

Jing a ling go the jingle bells.

Shrine to Vivi still evident-old glamour shots-no signs of ownership turnover.

Nobody comes to help. Can you hear me now? Turn up the hearing aids or.

More cow bell!

Friend goes somewhere else. Predictable great massage, nothing else.

Great rub.

Door left open.

Friend is open to air.

Hears voices in room-two ladies.

OMG the switcheroo.

New lady much more friendly, looks like ghost of Rose?

Getting close, rests hand over his man rosebud, you ok?

HELL YEAH!

It gets good.

Reach around.

Up on 4's.

Milking.

Flip oil slow down too late.

Eye contact+.

Friendly, enjoys the work+.

No money discussion+.

Patting afterwards+.

Hidden gem.

Why share location? Tired of interruptions.

They don't happen there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SailorSam;2216074]The words look like English. But the sentences dint make any sense.[/QUOTE]All his posts look like that. I have not seen any explanation for his lack of clarity.

Visited today and I was disappointed. Ok looking older lady with ok rub. Not much tease and right to work. Decent technique on handshake but that was it. Light roaming. Quoted $ for CBJ. She had "lucky" tattoo on arm.

[QUOTE=SkinJr;2216236]Visited today and I was disappointed. Ok looking older lady with ok rub. Not much tease and right to work. Decent technique on handshake but that was it. Light roaming. Quoted $ for CBJ. She had "lucky" tattoo on arm.[/QUOTE]That might have been Judy. Judy had a rose on one arm and hearts on the other with I think Lucky written there. She was great for me, but I see your point. She gives a massage first that is more therapeutic than sensual. I appreciated that she didn't get sensual in order to get me out of there without the work of a massage. I hate the rush!

[QUOTE=LuvMassage;2216098]All his posts look like that. I have not seen any explanation for his lack of clarity.[/QUOTE]It's a super secret code. I guess he thinks we are going to spend time figuring out his gibberish.

Seems like this summer has been hit and miss. VIP seems like a sure thing and even this summer there has been a bad review. Maybe the # of mongers have increased and wearing these women out or short tipping them. I sure do miss my old faithful. I have been contemplating BP rubs and babes. Idk. Or maybe a girlfriend. Hmmmm, I wonder what's cheaper LOL. At least I won't catch something.

Was in Cary, so stopped by Eden Spa. Saw a new girl, but as Eden is always consistent, paid the entry fee, put my clothes in the Tupperware container, and relaxed until she came in. The bell was ringing the whole time, but the gal I was with stayed with it. The teasing before the flip was great- lasted about 5 minutes.

Massage- 8/10.

Attitude- 8/10.

Looks- 7/10.

Flip- 7/10- standard HJ. I have been here many times now- I doubt anything else is on the menu.

All in all, always a good time at Eden. You know what to expect, and are never disappointed.

70 for 1 hr. . 50 tip.

Stay Safe-.

BAX.

[QUOTE=RealCrgHead;2153414]Srry for the typo. I was asking have anyone been by there lately & how is the line up now? Looking for an nice ebony dream!! Want he / FS if anyone can let me kno if I can find that there let me kno I haven't been there in over an year & dnt want to waste my time if they dnt hve an nice tall ebony dream.[/QUOTE]Anyone been here in a while? Wondering if there's any new talent.

[QUOTE=John252;2215512]My litttle friend tells the following tale.

Unhappy with decreasing level of service with Aunt Holly.

Hearing of Vivi retirement, go to Vivi place.

Jing a ling go the jingle bells.

Shrine to Vivi still evident-old glamour shots-no signs of ownership turnover.

Nobody comes to help. Can you hear me now? Turn up the hearing aids or.

More cow bell!

Friend goes somewhere else. Predictable great massage, nothing else.

Great rub.

Door left open.

Friend is open to air.

Hears voices in room-two ladies.

OMG the switcheroo.

New lady much more friendly, looks like ghost of Rose?

Getting close, rests hand over his man rosebud, you ok?

HELL YEAH!

It gets good.

Reach around.

Up on 4's.

Milking.

Flip oil slow down too late.

Eye contact+.

Friendly, enjoys the work+.

No money discussion+.

Patting afterwards+.

Hidden gem.

Why share location? Tired of interruptions.

They don't happen there.[/QUOTE]Give it a rest.

[QUOTE=John252;2215512]My litttle friend tells the following tale.

Unhappy with decreasing level of service with Aunt Holly.

Hearing of Vivi retirement, go to Vivi place.

Jing a ling go the jingle bells.

Shrine to Vivi still evident-old glamour shots-no signs of ownership turnover.

Nobody comes to help. Can you hear me now? Turn up the hearing aids or.

More cow bell!

Friend goes somewhere else. Predictable great massage, nothing else.

Great rub.

Door left open.

Friend is open to air.

Hears voices in room-two ladies.

OMG the switcheroo.

New lady much more friendly, looks like ghost of Rose?

Getting close, rests hand over his man rosebud, you ok?

HELL YEAH!

It gets good.

Reach around.

Up on 4's.

Milking.

Flip oil slow down too late.

Eye contact+.

Friendly, enjoys the work+.

No money discussion+.

Patting afterwards+.

Hidden gem.

Why share location? Tired of interruptions.

They don't happen there.[/QUOTE]When I first read this post I like most people thought WTF?

Then I imagined SnoopDog the rapper speaking the words and hallelujah I saw the light and understood, kinda.

This ladies ad is in the body rub section. She claims cherokee but looks like a big light skin woman. So who knows may her great great granny is indian. Anyway she offers a wow wow session that turns out to be a 60 second back rub and a very good BBBJCIM. She was too much in a rush from start to finish. Rush back to her room and rush out the door, not worth a second visit IMO. Also she is a little to pricey for what she offers. . have fun men.

[QUOTE=BrownRod;2216564]This ladies ad is in the body rub section. She claims cherokee but looks like a big light skin woman. So who knows may her great great granny is indian. Anyway she offers a wow wow session that turns out to be a 60 second back rub and a very good BBBJCIM. She was too much in a rush from start to finish. Rush back to her room and rush out the door, not worth a second visit IMO. Also she is a little to pricey for what she offers. . have fun men.[/QUOTE]Was she nude? Any roaming allowed? I'm curious as other seem to think she has some extra "equipment". Might be why the session is so quick.

[QUOTE=Es421;2216601]Was she nude? Any roaming allowed? I'm curious as other seem to think she has some extra "equipment". Might be why the session is so quick.[/QUOTE]That one has man parts.

[QUOTE=XHippie;2216505]When I first read this post I like most people thought WTF?

Then I imagined SnoopDog the rapper speaking the words and hallelujah I saw the light and understood, kinda.[/QUOTE]I agree. Very poetic. I started to see a faint light, but then the reality that this is just some dude getting his rock off writing this for other dudes snuffed it.

Visited Westgate last night, I struck out there my first visit at the beginning of the year but since then it is my go to. Got the full hour and went with a new girl, name withheld pm if you are senior and want her name. Great table shower where got first of two HJ, off to the room and great massage however she used oil not lotion and that was the only downside. On the flip great tease and then HJ #2.

70 at the door and. 5 tip=two smiles from this guy.