[QUOTE=Ashtonian;5416107]Is this the blue sky on Venice? Any details in the girl or was it a Granny?[/QUOTE]And yes, it's on Venice in the Palms area.
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[QUOTE=Ashtonian;5416107]Is this the blue sky on Venice? Any details in the girl or was it a Granny?[/QUOTE]And yes, it's on Venice in the Palms area.
Ace spa? Any reviews?
[QUOTE=CockyK;5411753]Went to Chiro Care recently. After going to the room, I had to wait 15 minutes, and it was rushed after that. Let happy but it was a so-so experience. I had an Asian lady, the ad and Rubmaps mentions Latina though. Does anyone know if that's actually true currently or any time recently? Part of the reason I went was the variety of having a massage from a Latina so may be interested in going back if that's a legit possibility. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I haven't been there in years, they had a mix of asian and latina. I need to go back.
[QUOTE=Adiabatic;5415271]I love this super obscure Star Wars reference. You and I are best friends, now.[/QUOTE]Thought you might enjoy my conversation and interaction with the hag mamasan at 3200 - when I walked in I warned her that the place was very hot due to the summer climate:
Me: Until your central A / C is fully operational this place is vulnerable to mongers getting syncope from the heat while fucking a latina with two space stations for an ass. The climate is too well equipped. The rising heat to the second floor of this building more dangerous than you realize.
She: Dangerous to you, you small cocked monger in a more warm setting, not to this LMP with a portable in room A / C unit.
Me: That's impossible! With my hairy chest and ass, how can a small A / C unit maintain control over the climate?
Her: The A / C unit has control over the bed area and will keep the temperature in line.
Me: And what of my sweaty balls? If I have to fuck a non lubed latina, it is possible, however unlikely, that I will fuken die from the heat.
She: Any temperature change would be a useless gesture, no matter how hairy your nads are. This A / C unit is now the ultimate power in Santa Monica, I suggest you bang this latina now.
Me: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to cool an entire office building is insignificant to the heat generated by a dry pussy and my ten inch maglite.
She; Don't try to frighten me with your Von's fish counter ways. Your sad devotion to fresh salmon has not helped you conjure a ten inch cock or given you clairvoyance enough to find a cumdump in downey.
Massage Tech. This bickering is pointless. The monger will give me 120 and if it gets to hot, I will jack him off with one swift stroke.
She.
After the fucking, as I said I bumped into a carpool lane team of mongers. I said to the mamasan. You are as clumsy as you are stupid. She failed me for the last time.
Long time lurker. Active on the international version of these boards. But due to post-covid I'm more USA-bound than I'd like.
Inspired to be a contributor by PriscillaM. That dude keeps me in stitches.
So here's my first review.
Was in the Valley and had plausible deniability to enter a house of ill repute. Looked on bedpg, found a place with all Latinas. I knew they were not going to be as advertised. I was just hoping for some semblance of Reality been depicted in that advert.
It was green spa on Sherman way in reseda.
The usual stuff. How long? You been here before?
Face down for too long as always. Underwear conspicuously on the ground to show they're off. In walks my Latina.
She was big. Not Precious big, but more than curvy.
Useless massage for 3 min. Why even bother? Then the flip.
She went to work on Junior, but honestly I just couldn't get into it. She was so irritated to be there, and I was unhappy with her size and demeanor. Everyone was unhappy.
Usually I can hold it together long enough for a serviceable finish. But I couldn't. Just wanted to leave. Told her to stop and said "it's cool. We're done here. " Grudgingly gave her 50 (I usually pay 60 or 70, but I didn't want to pay anything). She rolls her eyes and says "next time it's 60. " Whatever. I just buckled my belt, put on my sunglasses and a hat, and walked off.
I give this place a 3/10. Not going again.
I'll review valley day spa next.
I needed some Asian, so I rolled into the finger of gold.
On my way driving in, an African American monger wearing one of those more permanent face masks, and just for that, I kind of followed him to his car, I wanted to see what kind of mongers go to the finger. He had some kind of German car with a bra front. He could tell I was following him, I have a pretty noticeable car. Fuck him and his mask.
I get in and the place seems as quiet as staples center when tyronn coaches the clippers into another choke a thon.
To the bar half door comes a masked girl who seemed kind of decent. But given my importance, the mamasan yuki, wearing basically a fucken bra, came to be the greeter.
She said there were six girls and started naming names but then suggested I go with Amy the gal who greeted me. Kind of lame that she is wearing a mask, but she was showing a nicely formed belly button, so I said yes.
I paid the 50 for the half hour and got down on the table nude.
Amy came in and she has by far the best English I have ever heard at an MP. She conjugated well, her pronunciation was on point, and she confided in me some details about herself. She also followed directions to go soft. She gave me a workable massage for about 15 min. I got in around 7:40 and I think by the time we started it was like 750. So until about 805 she was just massaging.
She then started a sack job that was pretty good, but no real inspiration. She did not stick her finger up my ass, so I have written to the BBB. After a few minutes of potato popping, she left to get hot towels. I was as hard as roofing nails and by the time she came back I was just normal firmness.
She had me flip and doused my hands with as much rubbing alcohol used to sterilize a rhinoceros. She then requested that I take care of her, which I told her I would. She pulled down her jeans and upped her shirt. She has no tits at all, but kind of the funky nipples that you could play pong with. Her skin is super smooth and she has an ass that is as fun to grab as eating ice cream and cheesecake at the cheesecake factory.
She took direction well to be gentle with my grade aaa balls, and she did some really good dickwork for 20 minutes. She did not drop her panties, she did not let me suck her titties, but it was fun. I did not shoot a massive load, even though her cocktradecraft was strong. It was late, and I had too much low quality ralphs fish I think.
Oh. In the next room was this dopey fucking monger who asked to wash his hands first (asshole, they do that for you) and who had a double going and was getting all giggly trying to find out the ages of the girls. Dude, you are better off touching the moon than asking for ages at an MP.
I turned down the water and left around 845.
Sup everybody. I asked this before back in the full on covid days but does anybody know of any black service providers? I've seen lots of Asian and Latina ones before but really want to find an African American provider. If you know any hit me up.
[QUOTE=ThickDickSith;5421450]Sup everybody. I asked this before back in the full on covid days but does anybody know of any black service providers? I've seen lots of Asian and Latina ones before but really want to find an African American provider. If you know any hit me up.[/QUOTE]In all my years, I have never come across a black girl at a massage parlor.
[QUOTE=Aniceman333;5424360]In all my years, I have never come across a black girl at a massage parlor.[/QUOTE]I met one a couple of years ago at the Accupuncture place with the name that starts with H and ends with T.
Does anyone have any intel on this place in Pasadena? I've always been tempted to go in but am unsure if its legit.
When you book an hour in the top 2 most reviewed MPs in RM, is it MSOG or just one and done?
[QUOTE=Murrican;5418282]Long time lurker. Active on the international version of these boards. But due to post-covid I'm more USA-bound than I'd like.
Inspired to be a contributor by PriscillaM. That dude keeps me in stitches.
So here's my first review.
Was in the Valley and had plausible deniability to enter a house of ill repute. Looked on bedpg, found a place with all Latinas. I knew they were not going to be as advertised. I was just hoping for some semblance of Reality been depicted in that advert.
It was green spa on Sherman way in reseda.
The usual stuff. How long? You been here before?
Face down for too long as always. Underwear conspicuously on the ground to show they're off. In walks my Latina.
She was big. Not Precious big, but more than curvy.
Useless massage for 3 min. Why even bother? Then the flip.
She went to work on Junior, but honestly I just couldn't get into it. She was so irritated to be there, and I was unhappy with her size and demeanor. Everyone was unhappy.
Usually I can hold it together long enough for a serviceable finish. But I couldn't. Just wanted to leave. Told her to stop and said "it's cool. We're done here. " Grudgingly gave her 50 (I usually pay 60 or 70, but I didn't want to pay anything). She rolls her eyes and says "next time it's 60. " Whatever. I just buckled my belt, put on my sunglasses and a hat, and walked off.
I give this place a 3/10. Not going again.
I'll review valley day spa next.[/QUOTE]I love latinas but find that good parlors aren't easy to come by. I've been to Green twice and both times I had a not so great experience. By any chance, was it Roxanna that saw you? Once over the phone, they told me there were 2 girls working. I get there and they tell me the others out to lunch so there's just the one. It was roxanna. So so massage, I told her I'd seen her before and asked if anyone else was there and she gave me the same shtick. I remember at one point, the hat came off and she told me to just put it back on. What the fuck. Haven't been back since. Try going a few miles further west to Bally in Northridge. A bit pricey but the girls there are pretty hot if you get the right one. Haven't tried Blue out because I hear they're affiliated with Green, so I've stayed away.
All I want is a latina with a big ass. Is that too much to ask for? .
- RnR.
[QUOTE=ThickDickSith;5421450]Sup everybody. I asked this before back in the full on covid days but does anybody know of any black service providers? I've seen lots of Asian and Latina ones before but really want to find an African American provider. If you know any hit me up.[/QUOTE]I think there's a girl called chanel who works in the skin and body studio spa in torrance. Bella who works at nuru stars in lake forest (formerly part of bodycare center). And aaliyah in villa spa somewhere in the OC.
New to this specific board but post regularly on others. I will be in Torrance and was wondering about ECO massage and Apple. Can someone PM me details about how she looks and what days she is available I would greatly appreciate. If there is a better gal than her please let me know, I was asking about her since she seems to be the most mentioned. Intrigued to try out this place.
[QUOTE=HitNQuit805;5431285]New to this specific board but post regularly on others. I will be in Torrance and was wondering about ECO massage and Apple. Can someone PM me details about how she looks and what days she is available I would greatly appreciate. If there is a better gal than her please let me know, I was asking about her since she seems to be the most mentioned. Intrigued to try out this place.[/QUOTE]Go to the inglewood forum. Ask there.
I sat at home all weekend checking the various useless websites.
Nothing.
I am taking a backlog to goldfinger. If you are there tonight, please maintain radio silence.
Checked out downey massage the other day.
I paid $60 entrance and $120 fee. I am a bad negotiator.
FS offered, girl was cute older Korean like 30s to 40s with work done. Wore a mask the whole time except for CBJ.
I would repeat but could have easily negotiated, sadly I didn't.
I knew it.
I went to the finger last night and every muther fucker was asking for Kiki.
I had to wait for her to finish this monger in room 4. I have no idea what the fuck was going on in there, but she was doing this whimpering thing like a Maltese was licking her cooter and the monger was groaning and huffing like it was the heart extraction scene from temple of doom. I literally was going to call an EMT for this monger.
In came some scrub to hand job me and I am like, I want Kiki.
So Kiki comes in and is like, let me delouse after that last monger and I will come back in.
Kiki got her hair done in blue and green. Not a fan.
She was wearing this ridiculous dress that did not allow for good access.
However, she did tease a blow job pretty good.
Two mongers!! Asked for the fucken bathroom.
Some monger was asking for a line up and that hag mamasan asked him if he wanted six handed and they all had a good titter about that joke.
I think I may be retiring from the finger for some time. The place is like getting a handjob at a fucken mater dei. St. John Bosco football game.
So sometimes we all want a real massage right? After weeks of being sore due to my job and feeling stiffness all around I felt like treating myself to a 90 minute, deep tissue massage.
I call and set up an appointment show up and choose my package. There is even a sign saying "this is a real massage, blah blah don't ask, blah blah ".
Anyway long story short, before going into my room, I've been asked " have you been here before" I'm getting flashbacks of rubntug spots asking me, that. Perhaps they're genuinely curious.
Then in comes my masseuse. She's pretty damn hot. Prolly late 20's, 5'4 and decentish body. I say this because she wasn't wearing anything revealing, but you'd be able under her outfit.
She's asked me as well if I've been there, I say yes just cause.
Anyway, the massage was great. She stretched me and is really great with her hands. There were times I just wanted to grab her, but remembered this is a legit place.
My question is: if I visit her on a regular basis, will I be able to get something more?
How can I indicate I want something more.
P.S.: I already tip her more than 20 percent.
Thanks in advance everyone.
[QUOTE=Kbbz213;5434766]So sometimes we all want a real massage right? After weeks of being sore due to my job and feeling stiffness all around I felt like treating myself to a 90 minute, deep tissue massage.
I call and set up an appointment show up and choose my package. There is even a sign saying "this is a real massage, blah blah don't ask, blah blah ".
Anyway long story short, before going into my room, I've been asked " have you been here before" I'm getting flashbacks of rubntug spots asking me, that. Perhaps they're genuinely curious.
Then in comes my masseuse. She's pretty damn hot. Prolly late 20's, 5'4 and decentish body. I say this because she wasn't wearing anything revealing, but you'd be able under her outfit.
She's asked me as well if I've been there, I say yes just cause.
Anyway, the massage was great. She stretched me and is really great with her hands. There were times I just wanted to grab her, but remembered this is a legit place.
My question is: if I visit her on a regular basis, will I be able to get something more?
How can I indicate I want something more.
P.S.: I already tip her more than 20 percent.
Thanks in advance everyone.[/QUOTE]Is it actually legit? No, she'll freak out and probably call the cops.
Is it a rub and tug place and they just have the sign up to fool cops? Go nuts. We have no idea since you didn't I'd the place.
[QUOTE=Kbbz213;5434766]So sometimes we all want a real massage right? After weeks of being sore due to my job and feeling stiffness all around I felt like treating myself to a 90 minute, deep tissue massage.
I call and set up an appointment show up and choose my package. There is even a sign saying "this is a real massage, blah blah don't ask, blah blah ".
Anyway long story short, before going into my room, I've been asked " have you been here before" I'm getting flashbacks of rubntug spots asking me, that. Perhaps they're genuinely curious.
Then in comes my masseuse. She's pretty damn hot. Prolly late 20's, 5'4 and decentish body. I say this because she wasn't wearing anything revealing, but you'd be able under her outfit.
She's asked me as well if I've been there, I say yes just cause.
Anyway, the massage was great. She stretched me and is really great with her hands. There were times I just wanted to grab her, but remembered this is a legit place.
My question is: if I visit her on a regular basis, will I be able to get something more?
How can I indicate I want something more.
P.S.: I already tip her more than 20 percent.
Thanks in advance everyone.[/QUOTE]If this is a post about Mary at Chen's, for 100 you can smash her tuch-ass.
If this is a post about a place like burke Williams, well, if you can watch this video and not shoot a puppy afterwards, you can just take your shlong out and ask for a gooch shiatsu.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8X_WJRimQ0&t=6s[/URL]
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5435155]If this is a post about Mary at Chen's, for 100 you can smash her tuch-ass.
If this is a post about a place like burke Williams, well, if you can watch this video and not shoot a puppy afterwards, you can just take your shlong out and ask for a gooch shiatsu.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8X_WJRimQ0&t=6s[/URL][/QUOTE]I didn't click on the Link but, it's an honor the great PriscillaM replied to my post. I'm not worthy.
[QUOTE=Kbbz213;5434766]Anyway long story short, before going into my room, I've been asked " have you been here before" I'm getting flashbacks of rubntug spots asking me, that. Perhaps they're genuinely curious.
Then in comes my masseuse. She's pretty damn hot. Prolly late 20's, 5'4 and decentish body. I say this because she wasn't wearing anything revealing, but you'd be able under her outfit.
She's asked me as well if I've been there, I say yes just cause.[/QUOTE]They're just making conversation. Maybe if you were Chris Hemsworth, even then probably unlikely. Not worth the risk for either party.
[QUOTE=Kbbz213;5434766]So sometimes we all want a real massage right? After weeks of being sore due to my job and feeling stiffness all around I felt like treating myself to a 90 minute, deep tissue massage.
I call and set up an appointment show up and choose my package. There is even a sign saying "this is a real massage, blah blah don't ask, blah blah ".
Anyway long story short, before going into my room, I've been asked " have you been here before" I'm getting flashbacks of rubntug spots asking me, that. Perhaps they're genuinely curious.
Then in comes my masseuse. She's pretty damn hot. Prolly late 20's, 5'4 and decentish body. I say this because she wasn't wearing anything revealing, but you'd be able under her outfit.
She's asked me as well if I've been there, I say yes just cause.
Anyway, the massage was great. She stretched me and is really great with her hands. There were times I just wanted to grab her, but remembered this is a legit place.
My question is: if I visit her on a regular basis, will I be able to get something more?
How can I indicate I want something more.
P.S.: I already tip her more than 20 percent.
Thanks in advance everyone.[/QUOTE]And I'll tell you if you even remotely hinted that you wanted something like that, the provider would walk out of the room, your service would be over with no refund, and we'd throw your ass out the door quicker than you could blink. You'd be permanently banned from returning, and every other location in our chain would see the notes from your visit and would most likely deny you appointments in the future. If I had a provider working for me who I thought was providing extras she'd be fired on the spot and entered into a misconduct database so no other locations hire her. We invest hundreds of thousands of dollars in opening our spas and aren't going to put any of that at risk for a handjob. If you want a great massage, go to a legit massage place. If you want a happy ending, go to a rub and tug.
Other things to be aware of: If you flat out ask for extras, you have committed solicitation and the spa could potentially press charges. If you touch or grab the girl you have committed sexual assault, and the establishment and/or the provider could press charges. Those are extreme cases but I know first hand of situations where it’s happened.
I wont deny that many of us, including myself, would love a great legit massage with a release, but theres reasons (both ethical and legal) why those two dont coexist, at least in this country.
[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5435659]And I'll tell you if you even remotely hinted that you wanted something like that, the provider would walk out of the room, your service would be over with no refund, and we'd throw your ass out the door quicker than you could blink. You'd be permanently banned from returning, and every other location in our chain would see the notes from your visit and would most likely deny you appointments in the future. If I had a provider working for me who I thought was providing extras she'd be fired on the spot and entered into a misconduct database so no other locations hire her. We invest hundreds of thousands of dollars in opening our spas and aren't going to put any of that at risk for a handjob. If you want a great massage, go to a legit massage place. If you want a happy ending, go to a rub and tug.
Other things to be aware of: If you flat out ask for extras, you have committed solicitation and the spa could potentially press charges. If you touch or grab the girl you have committed sexual assault, and the establishment and/or the provider could press charges. Those are extreme cases but I know first hand of situations where its happened.
I wont deny that many of us, including myself, would love a great legit massage with a release, but theres reasons (both ethical and legal) why those two dont coexist, at least in this country.[/QUOTE]I myself have gotten a handjob at a legit spa. But I knew the girl from a handjob collective. I am certain it happens, but you are dancing not close to the fire, but, rather in the middle of a critical mass of U238 to ask. I doubt you will be criminally prosecuted if you say. Do you offer special sexual services? I doubt they have any recording equipment and it is your word against hers (I assume a she), but I can imagine you will probably not be able to finish your VIP buy one get one free punchcard. Actually, you probably will be exited using your head to open the door. It is all about risk and reward. As for the question have you been here before, I have been asked that at restaurants, so that is not significant.
(I won't deny that many of us, including myself, would love a great legit massage with a release, but theres reasons (both ethical and legal) why those two don't coexist, at least in this country.
Perhaps not in Los Angeles but I am from Alaska and there are a number of places that offer great massage and a hand job. The masseuse is completely naked throughout the process unless they are asian then the clothes stay on. They give a thorough massage for about 1/2 hr to 40 minutes that at least one or two of them have put me to sleep during. Then on the flip they do a nice slow HE while you are free to let your hands roam. Some allow digits in the cooch and others only allow rubbing it with no insertion but more of them allow than not.
Actually about 10 or 12 years ago this was the standard massage experience in Anchorage. Oh and most are Caucasian. 25 yo to 45 yo and attactive.
I do know what you are saying though. In the AMP world it is difficult to find an great massage and hand job. In most place if that is what you want you have to make two different stops.
[QUOTE=PocoPene;5436257](I won't deny that many of us, including myself, would love a great legit massage with a release, but theres reasons (both ethical and legal) why those two don't coexist, at least in this country.
Perhaps not in Los Angeles but I am from Alaska and there are a number of places that offer great massage and a hand job. The masseuse is completely naked throughout the process unless they are asian then the clothes stay on. They give a thorough massage for about 1/2 hr to 40 minutes that at least one or two of them have put me to sleep during. Then on the flip they do a nice slow HE while you are free to let your hands roam. Some allow digits in the cooch and others only allow rubbing it with no insertion but more of them allow than not.
Actually about 10 or 12 years ago this was the standard massage experience in Anchorage. Oh and most are Caucasian. 25 yo to 45 yo and attactive.
I do know what you are saying though. In the AMP world it is difficult to find an great massage and hand job. In most place if that is what you want you have to make two different stops.[/QUOTE]That the girls doing that aren't really licensed massage therapists. There's a big difference between a therapeutic massage that actually gets into the muscles, and a relaxing rub that nearly puts you to sleep. The thing is, to get into massage therapy, it requires a minimum of 500 hours of training at a recognized massage school, and most reputable massage schools require much more than that. The cost of getting licensed averages around $10,000 - some schools are more and some are a little less. All it takes is to get caught once and your license is gone, and you'll never get another one in any state.
It's a very slippery slope. We don't know what goes on behind closed doors because there's no mics and cameras back there. BUT we do use secret shoppers. I have random people come in for massages, known only to me, just to make sure everything stays on the up and up back there. It's common practice, not because I like spying on people, but because of the "my word against theirs" situation. If anything were to come up, I can at least demonstrate that I have measures in place to prevent anything illegal from happening.
A couple weeks ago I did have a guy come in and grab the ass of of one of my MTs. She immediately walked out of the service, and was so shaken by that happening that I had to send her home for the rest of the day. She had 3 more appointments scheduled that day and nobody else was available to take them, so that jackass cost me a few hundred bucks and my employee 3 services worth of commissions. He then proceeded to post a 1-star review on Yelp about not getting what he came for, and he was promptly greeted by a nice little letter from my attorney informing him that if his review wasn't taken down immediately he would be facing assault charges, solicitation charges, and a libel suit. I don't take crap like that lightly. I'm here on this board because I do indulge in the hobby occasionally, but it is very much separated from the legit end of the business.
All that being said, are there girls in the legit industry who bend the rules? Sure. Within the constraints of an actual legit spa, sure, I can see it happening once in a while. Within the constraints of an a reputable legit spa, no. Owners just have far too much at stake. I literally have my life savings wrapped up in this business. Far too much to put at jeopardy over a few happy endings.
[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5436347]That the girls doing that aren't really licensed massage therapists. There's a big difference between a therapeutic massage that actually gets into the muscles, and a relaxing rub that nearly puts you to sleep. The thing is, to get into massage therapy, it requires a minimum of 500 hours of training at a recognized massage school, and most reputable massage schools require much more than that. The cost of getting licensed averages around $10,000 - some schools are more and some are a little less. All it takes is to get caught once and your license is gone, and you'll never get another one in any state.
It's a very slippery slope. We don't know what goes on behind closed doors because there's no mics and cameras back there. BUT we do use secret shoppers. I have random people come in for massages, known only to me, just to make sure everything stays on the up and up back there. It's common practice, not because I like spying on people, but because of the "my word against theirs" situation. If anything were to come up, I can at least demonstrate that I have measures in place to prevent anything illegal from happening.
A couple weeks ago I did have a guy come in and grab the ass of of one of my MTs. She immediately walked out of the service, and was so shaken by that happening that I had to send her home for the rest of the day. She had 3 more appointments scheduled that day and nobody else was available to take them, so that jackass cost me a few hundred bucks and my employee 3 services worth of commissions. He then proceeded to post a 1-star review on Yelp about not getting what he came for, and he was promptly greeted by a nice little letter from my attorney informing him that if his review wasn't taken down immediately he would be facing assault charges, solicitation charges, and a libel suit. I don't take crap like that lightly. I'm here on this board because I do indulge in the hobby occasionally, but it is very much separated from the legit end of the business.
All that being said, are there girls in the legit industry who bend the rules? Sure. Within the constraints of an actual legit spa, sure, I can see it happening once in a while. Within the constraints of an a reputable legit spa, no. Owners just have far too much at stake. I literally have my life savings wrapped up in this business. Far too much to put at jeopardy over a few happy endings.[/QUOTE]Not that it is a good idea to press for "extras" at a legit massage establishment. These women are in fact LMT's that's what makes it so delicious. You get a legit massage and a handjob. The first time I went (20 years ago) to one of these places it was for a legit massage and I was pretty surprised when the LMT told me to get on the table then she stripped to nothing and began a great massage that lasted 45 minutes then told me to "just relax" and started a handjob. I was in heaven.
But your point is well taken, I was just responding to your statement that legit massage and handjobs don't coexist in the USA. It's not the norm but it does exist.
Another night at goldfinger and more bullshit than an art show by a crack addict.
First, I get in and Julia and some other hag want to service me. I ask for Angela.
Out pops Angela out of a handjob module and take 50 from me. She tells me she needs ten minutes to knock the shit out of some dude, and she will return.
I waited, played some candy crush, and she came in.
In the meantime, some poor foocker asked for Angela and was told he should come back in a year. No soup for you.
Angela came in and gave me a very lengthy and unwelcome massage. She did not really do a good handie, but she was prolly tired.
Some fucker asked for the bathroom. I tell you it is a conspiracy. You assholes must time your entry to when I am in there.
Angela did some good ass work, but she covers your penor with her hand to avoid wall splattering.
I am on hiatus from the gold finger for a week. Enjoy the shitter.
[QUOTE=PocoPene;5437515]Not that it is a good idea to press for "extras" at a legit massage establishment. These women are in fact LMT's that's what makes it so delicious. You get a legit massage and a handjob. The first time I went (20 years ago) to one of these places it was for a legit massage and I was pretty surprised when the LMT told me to get on the table then she stripped to nothing and began a great massage that lasted 45 minutes then told me to "just relax" and started a handjob. I was in heaven.
But your point is well taken, I was just responding to your statement that legit massage and handjobs don't coexist in the USA. It's not the norm but it does exist.[/QUOTE]The only thing is there are a lot of massage schools that are paper mills. Basically fronts for meeting state licensing requirements for girls who want to go into the sex trade. In California you can get away with that right now, but it's very likely to change within the next couple years. California is one of only two states that doesn't have a state massage license, and the other is a state with more cows than people. In California it's a certification instead of a license. Some cities require the certificate to practice massage within their city limits and some don't. Guess which cities you find the most MPs in. Also, there are something like 350 massage schools recognized by the California government. The body that issues massage certifications only recognizes 75 of those. The ones that meet their stricter curriculum requirements. So in California, there are a lot of people who went to a massage school but still would have zero chance of getting hired by any reputable massage establishment because they don't have the right credentials.
Bottom line is if you're going to a Burke Williams, or Massage Envy, or Elements, or any of the other chain places. Or to any resort spa at a name brand hotel, your chances of getting anything extra are just about zero. Anybody who was providing extra there would get canned pretty quickly and would likely lose their certification and possibly face charges. If you're going to some smaller one-off studio you have more of a chance. I used to see someone in a private apartment in NoHo who gave a legit massage completely naked with a HJ finish, but that was quite a few years ago. There are a couple Asian providers working out of a small legit spa in Orange who give fully nude "legit" massages with a HJ. They both claim to be CMT or former CMT. One of them I wouldn't doubt. She has good technique. The other would never get hired at my spa. Her technique is not nearly good enough and I could tell that she wasn't really professionally trained.
Visited momo on WeHo.
-did not get a lineup, only one girl available.
-asian, age could have been anywhere between 18-45, she kept her mask on the whole time except for like 30 sec of CBJ, the parts I could see were reasonably attractive, she had a full and shapely bosom.
-4/10 back massage, her positioning was such that seemed to be actively avoiding either of our erogenous zones.
-her haggling was super annoying tbh. She asked what I wanted and I motioned to her vag, she asked how much tip, I said $100, she said more and I asked how much more and she just said more. Eventually she said $180 which is nonsense so I just asked for a BJ for $100 and surprise surprise she acquiesced to FS for $120 "just this once. " I had a hard time not rolling my eyes.
-CBJ was meh, CFS she just starfished with her eyes closed.
-honestly I'm very average looking, in good shape with good hygiene and a reasonably pleasant demeanor and the service I got was quite poor, I can't imagine how terrible a time you'd have if you're a old or fat guy.
I'm not going back there.
[QUOTE=Ashtonian;5432977]Checked out downey massage the other day.
I paid $60 entrance and $120 fee. I am a bad negotiator.
FS offered, girl was cute older Korean like 30s to 40s with work done. Wore a mask the whole time except for CBJ.
I would repeat but could have easily negotiated, sadly I didn't.[/QUOTE]Dude don't knock yourself out over it. Other have paid more and less. Crap happens.
Peace out.
Friends. Visiting LA from Chicago. Any advice on the best parlors to visit after 10 pm?
[QUOTE=SpartanKY;5442165]Friends. Visiting LA from Chicago. Any advice on the best parlors to visit after 10 pm?[/QUOTE]I think maybe 8xx5 Santa Monica is open late in west Hollywood.
If you are willing to go to fucken Downey or Torrance, maybe there are some later.
Rubratings and bed page have shitloads of ads.
I have gone to many legit spot and Independents. Literally have fuked my masseuse in legit spa after a few months of "courting". If they graze your twigs and berries often enough then its a green light. I wouldn't "grab" any gal maybe then lean their vagina into your elbow or shoulder? Stroking her is better than a "grab" and can be apologized away. Try to read the room, have some finesse. Listen with her actions they will tell you what's up. Speaking of which a rager is a good indicator to her without any ass grabbing or lewd questions.
[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5435659]And I'll tell you if you even remotely hinted that you wanted something like that, the provider would walk out of the room, your service would be over with no refund, and we'd throw your ass out the door quicker than you could blink. You'd be permanently banned from returning, and every other location in our chain would see the notes from your visit and would most likely deny you appointments in the future. If I had a provider working for me who I thought was providing extras she'd be fired on the spot and entered into a misconduct database so no other locations hire her. We invest hundreds of thousands of dollars in opening our spas and aren't going to put any of that at risk for a handjob. If you want a great massage, go to a legit massage place. If you want a happy ending, go to a rub and tug.
Other things to be aware of: If you flat out ask for extras, you have committed solicitation and the spa could potentially press charges. If you touch or grab the girl you have committed sexual assault, and the establishment and/or the provider could press charges. Those are extreme cases but I know first hand of situations where its happened.
I wont deny that many of us, including myself, would love a great legit massage with a release, but theres reasons (both ethical and legal) why those two dont coexist, at least in this country.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SpartanKY;5442165]Friends. Visiting LA from Chicago. Any advice on the best parlors to visit after 10 pm?[/QUOTE]I would rather just go to a strip club at that time, MP action is more of a day thing or at least COVID has made it so.
[QUOTE=TailsGunner;5438860]Dude don't knock yourself out over it. Other have paid more and less. Crap happens.
Peace out.[/QUOTE]I heard tell some dudes pay $100 for a handy.
[QUOTE=BigBadNut;5442455]I have gone to many legit spot and Independents. Literally have fuked my masseuse in legit spa after a few months of "courting". If they graze your twigs and berries often enough then its a green light. I wouldn't "grab" any gal maybe then lean their vagina into your elbow or shoulder? Stroking her is better than a "grab" and can be apologized away. Try to read the room, have some finesse. Listen with her actions they will tell you what's up. Speaking of which a rager is a good indicator to her without any ass grabbing or lewd questions.[/QUOTE]Good massage therapists are very hard to find. If you own a legit spa you have to hire good ones or you don't stay in business for long. You can't hire for looks. I do t have a single MT on staff that anybody here would give a second look to. In the years I've been in business I've had maybe 2 who I'd consider good enough looking to want extras from. Sure, you might get lucky somewhere, but if it's really a CMT at a legit spa I'd call it extremely lucky. I've had MTs freak out because someone got an erection under the sheet, and they'll usually ask that they don't ever see that client again.
New to the area and tried Amy in Gardena. Asked for Bebe per the rubmaps reports but she was not working so instead had Kary? Cherry?. Decent looking girl with a nice body, opted for half an hour but was ready to get down to business. Unfortunately only offered CBJ and CFS, non negotiable. Would return since I don't know many other places in the south bay area, but really just looking for a good provider in the area who offers BBFS.
[QUOTE=TailsGunner;5438860]Dude don't knock yourself out over it. Other have paid more and less. Crap happens.
Peace out.[/QUOTE]Thank you I feel better LOL.