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There are fleshlight variations.
[QUOTE=TrustyNine;6974993]I suppose this is the place for random questions so here goes. Does anyone have a recommendation for a good masturbatory toy for men? I'm trying to mix up my jerking game some. Thanks![/QUOTE].
[QUOTE=KingEpqng;6975009]There are fleshlight variations.
.[/QUOTE]I know there is a fleshlight Bluetooth set up to your phone. Your wear the phone in a headset / goggles. The fleshlight mimics the move of the ladies in the porno. Hear it can be pretty intense.
[QUOTE=Bouinage;6974627]Agree, but in theory could a girl you know trade you in to LEO for a reduction on her sentence or as part of a plea deal? They say ignorance is bliss, but not knowing the laws for this stuff can be stressing LOL.[/QUOTE]It happens with women on drugs but cops mostly use them to setup their dealer. I'm sure if they caught in a sting and offered a deal they would set ya up. They don't want to go back to jail just got out last month LOL.
Isn't this the Autum with bad reviews about robbing and running away with money on demons real bad?
[QUOTE=Bouinage;6975046]I know there is a fleshlight Bluetooth set up to your phone. Your wear the phone in a headset / goggles. The fleshlight mimics the move of the ladies in the porno. Hear it can be pretty intense.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.fleshlight.com/pages/launch[/URL]
These are amazing actually. Especially when you combine it with good websites that sync reverse cowgirl. I agree 100 with Bouinage.
[QUOTE=Gemini10;6978129]Isn't this the Autum with bad reviews about robbing and running away with money on demons real bad?[/QUOTE]Yes that's her. I heard she O. D early this morning. I saw medics attending to her at the office by QT on Woodlawn.
Holy shit. More ways to jack off. I guess this machine jacks you off while you watch porn? Better have good lube or it can hurt you?
[QUOTE=LuccaMac;6978386][URL]https://www.fleshlight.com/pages/launch[/URL]
These are amazing actually. Especially when you combine it with good websites that sync reverse cowgirl. I agree 100 with Bouinage.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Muffdiver01;6978407]Yes that's her. I heard she O. D early this morning. I saw medics attending to her at the office by QT on Woodlawn.[/QUOTE]Wow Bro are you serious I came across her FB this morning and thought that was the same chick. Fent taking a lot of them out.
[QUOTE=NCTransplant;6978450]Holy shit. More ways to jack off. I guess this machine jacks you off while you watch porn? Better have good lube or it can hurt you?[/QUOTE]Used to have one of these, definitely recommend. Cheaper than your average dream and without all the BS.
Quote Originally Posted by Mark3559.
PSA: Ad translations.
PSA: Ad translations.
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
[QUOTE=LucaMac;6983572]Quote Originally Posted by Mark3559.
PSA: Ad translations.
PSA: Ad translations.
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]Lmao I think you pretty on point lmao.
Every single "no AA" provider I have ever seen, without exception, has had a black "handler", boyfriend, ex-husband, baby daddy and / or drug dealer.
Sometimes it's a single dude fulfilling all of those roles.
Sometimes it's all of the above, but with a completely different guy for each. But they're still all black.
[QUOTE=Toguro;6984363]Every single "no AA" provider I have ever seen, without exception, has had a black "handler", boyfriend, ex-husband, baby daddy and / or drug dealer.
Sometimes it's a single dude fulfilling all of those roles.
Sometimes it's all of the above, but with a completely different guy for each. But they're still all black.[/QUOTE]You right but one of the coolest pimps I meet was white dude had a nice stable was even pimping his own sister. He would run 3 for 3 days until they about to pass out from know sleep and drugs and getting piped round the clock. Put them up bring out 3 or 4 more and run them hard they all loved him and did whatever he said do. I don't know how many he had I'm guessing 12 to 15 all white and fine. He had it going on until a jealous black want to be pimp started bothering his workers and him. One night he had to shoot the want to be and shot at one of his clowns. The workers all scattered to different areas of LA 3 were sisters they stayed together until they got new managers. I don't know how much time he got but it was the end of a legend, maybe he out and setup again. Know reason to be scared of a real pimp because they not going to bother you fo rknow reason and mess their place of business. They will if you harm the workers or try to stay pass your time. Most chicks who use a timer has one a timer is a perfect sign that she working for someone, she won't admit it of course and even if you don't see him he saw you going in and coming out. All you have to do is say you 5 minutes away and already be there you might see him come outside. I went to see a chick and her manager meet me at the door got in his car and left I ask her where is he going LOL she said to the store. How he going to manage and look out for her if he gone LOL. Meet another who lived in another city over 2 hours away her manager dropped her off and pick up the money every 2 days and she would have every dollar she made waiting on him and get this beg him to bang her. And he lived with his wife and kids she went from side chick to his worker. She didn't get high just drink a little bit of wine to keep her nerves calm. The minds of women who prefer managers is something the best doctors can't figure out. Love and manipulation. Sorry I got started and couldn't stop typing LOL. I need a GF LOL.
Someone mentioned seeing reference to FB and ask is it Facebook yes it is but far as giving FB information is a no no its just someting you have to run accross by simply asking a provider for her FB some will refuse because they think you might say something about what they do on their FB which is understandable. As we noticed on reviews some grown men turn to little kids when it comes to providers who isn't acting according to how they see fit. I have saw where mongers left comments on providers FB. They get angry and leave false reviews on here lying on providers and you can bet this type monger would gladly try to ruin a provider before her family on FB. Once you get a providers FB her friends list will lead you to others. One of the main focal points is the men on their friends list. You say why the men you not gay LOL. Well most of the men on their friends list are mongers and on their friends list you will find several other providers. But it can be a job unless someone introduce you they may not respond to DM which is FB messenger. Some may even be in prison some are addicts who don't have service and only use wifi when they can. When they don't respond and most don't unless you been introduced just move on don't make them mad and report you leading to being blocked from messenger. And of course if they on drugs they won't look as good as their FB pix. When I see profiles as I roam through FB that says Salisbury Gastonia I always assume they on drugs and providers not always true but worth looking into. I'm single and bored so I have time to nevigate social media. And when you do start getting FB providers please don't comment on their FB page about anything. They hate when you do that unless yall pretty cool because they are scared you might say the wrong thing. Remember their family and friends and people who have know idea what they do. For those who have nice money IG is a higher end feeding ground but the fake profiles and rip off are higher than listcrawlers.
[QUOTE=LucaMac;6983572]Quote Originally Posted by Mark3559.
PSA: Ad translations.
PSA: Ad translations.
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]LMAO, that's from someone who has been doing this too long and has become a cynic. But I have to agree it's pretty much true. Stay safe out there.