Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Neko Hunta]One drunk night a while back at Sophie's Sauna had a nice big tittie MILF. Just bout to do the deed, spread the legs, and holly shit! That was so nasty I threw up in the rubbish can! Now the room smell like barf and rotten bulgogi! Got a refund and got the fuck out of there!

What about girls with BO?

Had one young one at Golden Queen. Early 20s, nice fakkies, solid bod. Didn't offer shower. We undressed, lied next to each other and whoa, the BO on this b! Atch was nasty. Imagine kim chee breth coming from her body! Almost puked but didn't. Fuck this. If they are not going to be ready and clean, I'm out! I got up and started to dress. She said whats wrong. I just said I no can, threw a 20 on the bed and left. I was drunk here also.

Each has its own nastiness, it all depends on.

But nothing is as bad as chocolit chips on da fingas!

Lataz,

Neko[/QUOTE]
Neko, from the author of chocolit chips, your rotten bulgogi and barf story and kimchee BO episode was grossly entertaning. Like Kap said, funniest post of the weekend. Seems like chocolit chips was the most memorable funny story posted in 2008, but for 2009, looks like you are the leader.
Lates, Jzjz

[QUOTE=Phillybeauties]Hi everyone!

I'm new to this board, but have been reading up on all your posts. I haven't seen too much mentioned about visits to monger at VIP. Is it b/c it's not an AMP so it's discussed elsewhere? Or just not a place everyone recommends?[/QUOTE]

I haven't been to VIP in ages. I used to like the old location on ward, it was just better over all IMHO. I did go to the current location when they just moved but it wasn't anything like the old VIP. There was too much 'traffic' and the rooms got rundown and old. Plus guys would hang around by the entrance. Tusmani's and the gambling house upstairs made it more of a chance for me to be seen by someone I knew so that's why I dropped it and went to other places. Mongering is like masterbation no one likes to get caught in the act.

[QUOTE=Alohano]Great report.

Thx. Forgot one thing. Her NAME?[/QUOTE]K,

This is my bad but I really didn't catch her name. I've been to TH a bunch of times but never got HE, so I'm not really going there looking for it. As a result, I never really cared who I got b/c when I go there its usually a last resort, and I'm only expecting an OK legit massage. I never really cared who gave it to me. (I guess until now) That and being tired and coming off a buzz probably contributed to the lack of asking for a name. I'll be back there soon and will try to find her, and report back.

From reading the reviews though it really seems that YMMV at Thai Hawaiian no matter who you get. Like some of the girls give HE some of the time. I guess: "Life is like a box of TH MTs, you never know what you're gonna get. " LOL.

Anyway, for now IMHO not knowing is kinda fun especially b/c getiing a suprise HE is infinitely better than getting none when you thought it was a guarantee.

[QUOTE=Stangman808]That AMP above Jimbo's was Spot Fantasy. I do recall that there was a young larger provider there for a while. I think she was a local girl, in her late teens or early 20's, with a cute face. There was also an larger older Korean provider there who may be the one you encountered. After Spot Fantasy closed the owner/MS opened the restaurant downstairs in the old King's Bakery location. I think it was called King's Cave.[/QUOTE]I can't even remember what the name was of that place but it was over 15 years ago in the early 90's. It was my first time in and amp, i was nervous, and there were no forums telling young kids what to do and expect. The girl was young, and I just remember using the "I only got .5" (mostly b/c i only had .5). and I got the "K, next time you bring more money". Good times.

[QUOTE=Daspbrah]These girls have been hitting the CL post pretty steadily. Legit or no? A call informed me that it is a Thai joint, so there is some promise. Boasting "sexy" girls is a potential indicator of trying to instigate more than just a professional back rub, or maybe not. But to mongerers, we see it as an up-sell of intended sexuality. But then again, maybe its just a cheap trick. Hopefully they are what they attract.

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/1006053766.html[/url][/QUOTE]Hey Brother Das,

I saw the ad too and was going to go check it out but thought I saw a report about it a couple of months ago so I used the search function, punched in the phone number and found Brother Eman's report (see below).

Aloha,

ST

Aiea 4 Hand

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PostingID: 863923981[quote]Went to this establishment here is my report. Location. Was told to park outside and wait on the street in my car, till someone came out to get me, behind a Fil style house with wrought iron gate and lots of plants, residential, massage area behind main house in what seems to be a converted attached residential unit, dirty tile flooring.

Booking. Overbooked, took shower in avg cleanliness bathroom, was told to wait, sat on couch in hallway for 10 mins, in towel, rather than put on all my clothes! Other patron passed me by sitting in the damn hallway in a towel, kinda ghetto, had to wait 15 mins.

Massage. Had to lie on table for 10 mins and actually had to say "hello" anyone coming in? As I had to get to an appointment, already wasted over 30 mins! Massage table was in what seemed to be a small "living room adjacent to the small kitchen table. Room was hot and ac was not on, had to request it to be cooler!

Actual massage. Was asked where "attention" was needed or requested, I told her (by the way, neither of the females in there were either "beautiful or sexy", one was heavy and the other was kinda plain local looking, that was for sure IMHO, not that this matters if the massage and possible HE was awesome right fellow mongerers? )that the lower back and legs were in need of attention due to some serious labor I had been doing in a side job renovating. Massage was lame and lazy, more like rubbing and trying to hit some possible "pressure points". No enthuasiam, probably because of the overbooking and too many patrons.

HE?. On the flip, she opened my leg and pushed the thigh up, rubbing the inner thighs ALOT. This got little jimmy waking up and it suddenly seemed she got offended. I told her it was a reaction to the closeness ot her hands to my nutsack, seemed like she got more offended. I didn't touch, comment or make any reference to wanting any extras, but she continued to open the other thigh and do the same. Although she sounded offended she continued to rub the same area, so I thought it was weird, but go figure. I only stayed for 30 mins in actual massage due to waiting before and while on the table. I paid hourly fee. Damage. 60

Overall impression. Don't waste your time, no personality, not happy in her endeavor, dirty floors, not sure about the "cleanliness" of the table as I didn't see her change the sheets after prior customer and the face piece was cloth as well. Not sure she changed that either, cause when the prior customer left, she came out talked to me behind him and then told me to go in and wait on the table.

I was also troubled about the ad of 4 hand massage by 2 beautiful and sexy local girls, maybe there are other girls there, cause those two sure werent either. AND why would someone get offended if their ad alluded to 2 sexy and beautiful local girls doing a 4 hand. B-O-G-U-S if nothing else.

Hope this helps all your other HE mongerers!

Had to try her out. She was cute, nice body, pussy control was great, decent amount of cbj, lots of DATY and she was fresh and clean, RCG, Doggie, Mish, and Mish with legs on shoulders. Took a pounding and said F me harder. Only drawback - didn't like her nipples touched or sucked. She was good, but not as good as Kelly at Nirvana when she was new.

[QUOTE=Modelsearch10]Million is so fucking HOT! Just wish I could get BBBJ from her. Anyone out there fet that lucky?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Busy Boy]Had to try her out. She was cute, nice body, pussy control was great, decent amount of cbj, lots of DATY and she was fresh and clean, RCG, Doggie, Mish, and Mish with legs on shoulders. Took a pounding and said F me harder. Only drawback. Didn't like her nipples touched or sucked. She was good, but not as good as Kelly at Nirvana when she was new.[/QUOTE]Million gets in her moods. The first time I seen her I received NO TS by her. THen when I came back to the room, and after the 3rd degree we started. NO DATY and NO Licking the tits. Second time I came to see her, IT WAS ON. I got a VERY long CBJ, got to do DATY and Tit sucking and even FIV where she showed off her amazing pussy clenching action on my fingers and later my dick. I have seen her many times since and it always seems like one thing or another is different with her. Whether it be no DATY or tit licking or certain positions. BUT DAMN is she HOT! I will be back for more!

[QUOTE=Neko Hunta]I always tell the k bar girls about their kim chee breth. They bust out that orange trident gum they all love.

One drunk night a while back at Sophie's Sauna had a nice big tittie MILF. Just bout to do the deed, spread the legs, and holly shit! That was so nasty I threw up in the rubbish can!

What about girls with BO?
Had one young one at Golden Queen. Early 20s, nice fakkies, solid bod. Didn't offer shower. We undressed, lied next to each other and whoa, the BO on this b! Atch was nasty.

Yeah bra pretty f'en funny esp the way written; "and holy shit", "and whoa"! One time I went Sophia's, too, and my girl was busy so ms sent a "nice girl". I was right by the door when she showed up and slid the door open, and whoa the mean killawhiffa armpit from 2 feet away, smell like she neva put antiperspirant for 4 days. She was the only one, so sorry I wen split. Ms asked why, I raised my arm like I was going fut, and pointed to my armpit. Sorry but that's the way it went down.

When you tell them about their kim chee breath they get mad or what? :)

[QUOTE=Busy Boy]Only drawback - didn't like her nipples touched or sucked.[/QUOTE]
She could be close to getting her period.

Surfer Ten,

Great 411.

Thanx for taking one for the fellow mongerz.

Will definitely not waist time or $.

DM

[QUOTE=Stevet09]In order to avoid being seen, I always try to go to the places that have discreet entrances, for example like PT..[/QUOTE]

Hate to burst your bubble, but try sitting at the McD's across the street and you will see anyone going in or out of PT.

[QUOTE=H Mobius][QUOTE=Neko Hunta]
One drunk night a while back at Sophie's Sauna had a nice big tittie MILF. Just bout to do the deed, spread the legs, and holly shit! That was so nasty I threw up in the rubbish can!
[/QUOTE]

Yup, the smell of rotten tunafish can make one barf.

[QUOTE=H Mobius]When you tell them about their kim chee breath they get mad or what? :)[/QUOTE]Nah, they don't get mad. I just tell them "whoa what you wen eat?" They say "fo real", cover their mouth and bust out the gum. Some even go to the extent of brushing their teeth in the bathroom. They don't say that they do that but can only smell the toothpaste and mouthwash when they come back. Ah, minty fresh breathe. Now can popo!

[quote=Idosixtyning]Yup, the smell of rotten tunafish can make one barf.[/quote]Wow dude, just so happened I had tuna fish sandwiches for lunch. Wasn't rotten though. Was fresh Coral brand with lettuce, onions, tomatoes on wheat bread with some sun chips on the side.

Mean da dope!

Lataz,

Neko

[QUOTE=Justin H]I remember the place above Jimbo's.

I had a bad experience there on my first visit. stepped in, paid the house fee and was told to take a shower and wait. I waited for like 20 min and fell asleep. I was awaken to a soft and sensual brushing of her hands type of massage. It really felt good and since the bed was on the floor I coulnd't see who it was but was just enjoying the touch. Finally she asked me if I wanted to have her walk on my back? And so I replyed sure! And I tell you I almost screamed in pain. I turned and I looked and WTF!!! I REALLY MEAN WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was wahine was over 200lb!! go figure!! I had to bring the towel over my face to block the veiw. So I told her I have to leave but she insisted that she finish me off. So with covered face and BBBJ everything was $.20

Sheee!! never again[/QUOTE]Hahaha, sorry I laughed so hard reading this post.

[QUOTE=Da Mastabada]Surfer Ten,

Great 411.

Thanx for taking one for the fellow mongerz.

Will definitely not waist time or $.

DM[/QUOTE]Aloha Brother DM,

Actually props go to Brother Eman for posting this report. I saw the ad on CL and was going to check it out but thought I had seen a report on that or at least something similar and decided to do a search (such a great feature of this forum!) with the phone number listed on the ad. Brother Eman's report came up and after reading it, I was glad I did! Much mahalo to Brother Eman for taking one for the team and posting that excellent report!

ST

I recently had the urge to see Penny at Fantasia. I must say that I got all I could expect and more. She recognized me right away and showed me to the shower. After drying off, she went right into a sensual type massage. Then started fondling the boys and going to town with the rimming. And when I say "going to town", I mean it. She went from rimming to sucking and licking my balls to some cbj. Back and forth, and up and down between my pole and my hole for a good 15 minutes. And she went deep with that tongue. She had some major salivating going on the entire time and that left my entire underside slopping wet. I may have gotten better rim jobs from Bonnie or Coco in the past, but none as deep and as sloppy as what Penny gave me that day. This time I wasn't allowed to pound the 4-fiv, but I was able to suck, rub, tap, lick her button and lips to the tune of multiple o's. She contorted her body in ecstasty with each o, including masterbating herself while I helped. I love two-handed massages! We then moved on to a variety of positions with some cbj between each position change. Ended exploding a load on her ass and watch it drizzle down to her hole. Whew, what a ride!

Are you talking about that guy captain save a hoe, that was f***ed up when he put pennys face on the message board. As far as post, I know some providers personally and know for sure some post are very true.

[QUOTE=Smily75]I just have to say some of you here are bullshitting and yall are hurting some of the most nicest providers out there to make yourself sound cool here on the boards. I have nothing against this "hobby" to some of you but stop lieing and think about the humanity of some of the providers. Post the facts and stop posting pictures without consent, thats the lowest of the low. Some of you are really messing with there heads and making the girls parinoid.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Surfer Ten and Eman!

Weird the ad says Aiea, but its posted as a Salt Lake location?

[QUOTE=Daspbrah]Thanks Surfer Ten and Eman!

Weird the ad says Aiea, but its posted as a Salt Lake location?[/QUOTE]Yes the female talks quite "playful" and filled with sassy innuendos, BUT. When you get the directions, they lead you from Salt Lake to Foster Village. Like I mentioned the "house" has a shoji screen separating the kitchen/living/massage room. All the rooms (counted about 2-3 but not sure of the use), has a door, but the main massage room is curtained. It felt like the chick knew she was being "watched" and was quite "suprised" at jr boy saying Hi peeking his head up, acted very offended although I never made any indication of HE. I apologized for his popping up, but there went her tip. I don't need a half-assed massage and criticizing of my reaction to boot. I rather they ignore the enormous thing (hahahaha yea right) and just finish without making all hu-hu.

Das my take on it YMMV, they don't fill up fast cause when I replied they said the same thing in the ad, but brothers, she was on her way at 10: 30 am, I almost turned around cause I beat her there. No other therapists there or any clients when I went. So the ploy would be the "fill up fast" and "sexy asian therapists", watch for the "stress relieving session" to be thrown in the ad as well.

PS "tata" was watering the yard when I arrived so they got security.

[QUOTE=Smily75]

I just have to say some of you here are bullshitting and yall are hurting some of the most nicest providers out there to make yourself sound cool here on the boards. I have nothing against this "hobby" to some of you but stop lieing and think about the humanity of some of the providers. [/QUOTE]
It might be more useful if you specifically identify which particular claims, about which particular providers, you allege are bullshit and lies.

Did a session with jay from chm she was pettite cute girl and just like some of the past reports started with LFK then DFK she gave a pretty good BBBJ, then DATY, she started moaning and moving around and after a 10 min. The moaning got faster and a little louder then DFK then we 69 a bit and after did CG mish and back to CG to completion, DFK and she cleaned me up and we chatted $. 50 and when I was leaving MS gave me a hug and grabbed my balls and gave me a kiss on the cheek. Would repeat with Jay.

Had a session with Rosie from Fantasia. Very long hair down to her butt. Exotic looking as she is multi ethnic. Very beautiful and could pass as a local mix. You can definately tell she has some hispanic and asian. About 5'2", nice slim, fit body with bolt on full B's. Decent massage with normal service. DATY, CBJ to CFS. Mutiple positions. Love the noises she makes, tries to keep it down, but can definately tell she gets into the sessiong. Gets pretty wet. What turned me on so much was watching her face during mish. Here eyes were closed, but not all the way and you could see them rolling back. It reminded me of how Tera Patrick looked when she first started doing videos and she was in Randy West's Up an Cummers. Very HOT. L=10/A=9/S=9. I would've given her all 10's if she'd DFK.

Based on previous reports I was looking forward to this encounter. In walks Skye, I didn't expect her to be milfish... Don't get me wrong she is quite attractive but for some reason pictured her to be younger. Her service was all covered but top notch. I'm not a fan of her cbj, too rough, but she tries hard to please and is very convincing with her moans and such. Overall impression, she's a real pro and wants the customer to be happy. L8A10S7. I will repeat.

'Healing Touch' by Patricia Murphy, LMT

Anyone ever seen this therapist..advertises on CL. Claims theraputic but has been around so long someone must have tried her and gotten some...??

Darn, I thought there was a new hope. Guess not. Much Mahalo Kolonahe for TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Kolonahe]Howzit, all?

After quite a bit of email tag, hooked up with a Brazilian Chica named "Val" from c/l.

Made my intentions and desires pretty clear, was given the hint of a green light; chica said she did sensual massage! Should have stayed home.

Went to her pad at Wailana, got on the table with no draping (she didn't offer any) Proceeded to receive a very sexy massage, the twig and berries were caressed quite a few times, but not continuously. To make matters worse, my hands were some busy beavers; her okole was firm, b-cup nips were at attention, and nani was seeping; just worsened my hunger.

After trying to guide her to the spot, I asked and was shut down hard! No he, no daty, no nada! She informed me that women always fake it with men, and made me feel pretty frustrated.

Talk about friggin' blueberries, I had some major blueberry muffins after that. Chica even said she let me go farther than her other customers, but would never give he.

L/A/S/ 9/5/-1, damage: .85 will never, ever, ever repeat.

Aloha[/QUOTE]

Went to sakura to check out Honey, young ms (had not seen her before) tells she running late and would be another hour or hour half. Damm I was waiting to see Honey for two weeks, I know Apple is on vacation so I asked for Cherry, "she on vacation" says ms, I was thinking about telling ms I wanted to go with her, but. I asked for Million, as can't go wrong, ATF type.

She has improved a lot on the shower and massage, foreplay, licked and kissed me from my feet to neck, allows me to FIV, never did before, maybe because I seen her a lot, good CBJ, but the fucking is un-fucken-real with her. My dick hurt she was so tight and gripped it the entire fuck from racg to acg, ds to mish, the more I tell her how much I like it the more tighter she squeezes and tells me "I am going to fuck you" and she did. Fucken awsome is all I can say. Split her legs open and pounded she squeezed me hard the whole time, hoa! And that was all I could muster. My dick actually hurt a little after from all the squeezing and pounding her pussy. And her tits are the best.

She looked good she chaged her hair, and make up looked a little diffrent. I told her that too in trying to be more compasionate to our providers as they are human too, like weve discussed here lately, she apreciated the compliments.

10/10/10/10 for that session. Standard fees applied. Of course I'd repeat, as a lot of you all have. Million, I know I am helping her achive her name. YMMV.

Stop by last night to check if Yuri was available but she was booked so MS brought me new girl Kimi, dark tanned Kgirl with nice soft enhanced rack maybe 34c, 5'2 nice body, speaks good english very funny girl. Went into the big room with king size bed, ask what I like I said everything, she started with lfk, the in to stroking jr and balls then into long aggressive cbj with a little dt, then cg, mish, (she O here), standing doggie, she likes it hard and deep (says she loves her job), finish with HJ cob, off to TS pretty good light massage, climbed on top went into soapy body massage with her whole body felt great, overall L/8 A/9 S/8 damage $$ would repeat, MS said more new girls coming this weekend, I'll be back!

Stopped in the Century Center to get another massage from Mai at Mai Thai Massage. She gave me a combination swedish/shiatsu/thai/hot stone for 90 min. This woman worked wonders on my body. I lift weights and my legs get very tight, so I loved it when she was squeezing my thighs. Her swedish technique was probably the best I've had anywhere, and her hands are very, very soft. Accidentally brushed the boys a few times. She's sexy looking with a nice bod. She likes to joke around alot and was pleasant to talk to. Very good attitude. $90 plus $20 tip. Money well spent, IMHO. Definitely will repeat. L9/A10/S10

Has anyone had a chance to check this ad out? Let me know. The price for "personalized bodywork massage" interests me.

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/1013064531.html[/url]

For all you Erica fans, she's back at Tokyo/Angel after a long hiatus.

Went and checked out Sakura last night. The pretty MS told me that they had a new Korean girl so I decided to check her out. In walked a pretty K-girl and I think she said her name was Nikki. She is around 5'5" with shoulder length hair and some nice C cups. She was a true JOJ (just off the jet). She just flew in from Atlanta and came in to work. She gives a basic TS with a little small talk. We then headed back to the room where she promptly started a massage. It surprised me that she never left me alone in the room like other girls. She gives a really hard massage from your head to your toes. I heard a bones pop back into place and even saw her use the wall for leverage. She then started with the light kissing and touching from my neck to my calves. Then had me turn over while she licked my nipples. There was no LFK but she went straight for 69 while she covered jr. She then started riding me which led to doggie. Then in honor of BJ Penn and the MMA it was time for some ground and pound. This girl took it like a champ. If I were to rate her I would say 9/10/9. She was standing next to Million and I would say she is on the same level. I would repeat but there is so much nani out there I want to try them all. Have fun out there my brothers.

Thank you Surfer Ten for the earlier report on Junko, she offers just the type of service that I had been looking for. I had been going to Michelle, good massage and attitude but also an older and larger woman. I have an earlier post on Michelle if anyone is interested.

Junko was just as described, attractive with a nice thin bod, showed off nicely in her outfit. It was exciting to watch her reflection in the mirror, as she would bend over while giving me a massage, watching her skirt ride up and barely covering her okole. She started out with medium pressure and then changed to a light sensuous touch that felt almost ticklish. Between the light touch and looking at her reflection I was feeling very excited and looking forward to the flip.

After a little work in the front Junko asked me if I was LE, I said no way, and invited her to climb on the table. She took off her panties and offered her beautiful pussy to me. I began to work on her clit, Junko likes it on the gentler side so I adjusted my pressure till it was just where she liked it. She seemed to enjoy it as much as I did, and there were happy endings for the both of us.

0.5 for the massage and 0.5 for the tip. It was all good, just what I wanted, needed and had to have. Much mahalos again Surfer Ten.

[QUOTE=Tadhook]For all you Erica fans, she's back at Tokyo/Angel after a long hiatus.[/QUOTE]
Saw her Thursday night too. Must've gotten Tadhook's sloppys. Ha ha ha... She insists on CFS. No exceptions. Bummer. Gotta look for a new one.

Forgot to mention for you who perfer more mature women,when i met Kimi at P10 i also met a sexy petie spinner like 5'1, nice fake rack, older provider there, Yuri says shes from mainland 39 yrs old, just i case someone looking for something new, didn't try perfer younger, maybe someone can TOFTT and report back, good luck.

Whos who? Any of them you know what?

Just wanted to let everyone know that Pepsi is no longer working at Judy's. Don't know where she went. Called today and found out she is no longer working there. Anyone knows where she went? Any help is appreciated.

Thanks in advance,

K

[QUOTE=Mrazz]Whos who? Any of them you know what?[/QUOTE]

The one on the right is Kay, the owner; she's legit. Don't know the other one.

[QUOTE=Genji 808]Based on previous reports I was looking forward to this encounter. In walks Skye, I didn't expect her to be milfish... Don't get me wrong she is quite attractive but for some reason pictured her to be younger. Her service was all covered but top notch. I'm not a fan of her cbj, too rough, but she tries hard to please and is very convincing with her moans and such. Overall impression, she's a real pro and wants the customer to be happy. L8A10S7. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]I agree with Genji, I have seen the famous Skye from Nirvana and have passed on her. Good point, she is MILF, but not model type girl.

At the same time, I wouldn't doubt that her service is great. Every girl there provides exceptional service. Maybe better training. AMP University?