Tijuana Reports

[QUOTE=Sound7;4436157]A professor in California has developed a screener for airport or border control checkpoints to determine whether a traveler is lying, smuggling contraband or otherwise up to no good.

And unlike the Transportation Security Administration, this robotic agent wouldn't even have to touch you.

Aaron Elkins, an assistant professor in the Fowler College of Business Administration at San Diego State University, has designed an Automated Virtual Agent for Truth Assessments in Real Time, or AVATAR.

Using technology that scans and sifts a range of data, from facial movements to eye movement to pupil dilation to curling toes, the machine interrogates travelers to figure out if a person is lying or trying to enter the country with ulterior motives. Sensors pick up a variety of information the person's............[/QUOTE]Got to call bullshit. From a former NSA guy:

[URL]https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2012/09/25/nsa-whistleblower-reveals-how-to-beat-a-polygraph-test[/URL]

Or just read about how unscientific polygraphy is:

AntiPolygraph.Org

I love that the best way to beat a polygraph is to day dream during the test. I am thinking if I just think about pussy with every response the needles will dance like crazy.

C3.

NGO with UCSD is on track to implement in the near future.

[URL]https://smartbordercoalition.com/border-wait-times[/URL]

That is true. I had a Poly where they said I was going to possibly fail from being too relaxed. You can elicit a response by mentally thinking of something that creates a response. So sex thoughts could easily cause a reaction. Idk how successful this would be because trying to manipulate a poly seems a bad idea from my point of view.

[QUOTE=Camera3;4437167]Got to call bullshit. From a former NSA guy:

[URL]https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2012/09/25/nsa-whistleblower-reveals-how-to-beat-a-polygraph-test[/URL]

Or just read about how unscientific polygraphy is:

AntiPolygraph.Org

I love that the best way to beat a polygraph is to day dream during the test. I am thinking if I just think about pussy with every response the needles will dance like crazy.

C3.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone had the pleasure of the little person at this massage establishment? Its an actual real life midget that you can have sex with. Got an extraordinary BBBJ and then hit all the fun positions. Even let her go amazon on me, standing, she had never done that before and it really got her juices flowing. Cost is a little steep, but that's why the 1965 Ferrari 250 GT Daytona whatever sells for 6 million cause, like midget hookers, their aint many of those around. She only works Friday and Sat nights.

Wow. Mermaids now goes super kinky. But midgets are not my cup of tea.

I only like fully-grown women, physically and sexually.

There are quite a few beautiful, nice, sweet, fun, sexy women in the bars and on the streets in La Zona.

[QUOTE=Bigfella97;4439600]Has anyone had the pleasure of the little person at this massage establishment? Its an actual real life midget that you can have sex with. Got an extraordinary BBBJ and then hit all the fun positions. Even let her go amazon on me, standing, she had never done that before and it really got her juices flowing. Cost is a little steep, but that's why the 1965 Ferrari 250 GT Daytona whatever sells for 6 million cause, like midget hookers, their aint many of those around. She only works Friday and Sat nights.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bigfella97;4439600]Has anyone had the pleasure of the little person at this massage establishment? Its an actual real life midget that you can have sex with. Got an extraordinary BBBJ and then hit all the fun positions. Even let her go amazon on me, standing, she had never done that before and it really got her juices flowing. Cost is a little steep, but that's why the 1965 Ferrari 250 GT Daytona whatever sells for 6 million cause, like midget hookers, their aint many of those around. She only works Friday and Sat nights.[/QUOTE]I've been going tj TJ for many years and don't think I've ever seen a midget before. Not in the zona anyways. Moe.

They had some fantastic products in the showroom but I already had my heart set. I had just been talking to a friend of mine in the car on the way over about how a midget was on my bucket list. We get out of the car, and I see her across the street, sitting in her high chair, waving at me. I just started walking across the street and my buddy is like "lets go in here first and get a beer. Hey. Where the fuck are you going?" I said "I'm going to bang a midget", and like that another box was checked off my list. Now off for that elusive former model quadruple amputee.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;4439987]Wow. Mermaids now goes super kinky. But midgets are not my cup of tea.

I only like fully-grown women, physically and sexually.

There are quite a few beautiful, nice, sweet, fun, sexy women in the bars and on the streets in La Zona.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BigFella97;4440970]They had some fantastic products in the showroom but I already had my heart set. I had just been talking to a friend of mine in the car on the way over about how a midget was on my bucket list. We get out of the car, and I see her across the street, sitting in her high chair, waving at me. I just started walking across the street and my buddy is like "lets go in here first and get a beer. Hey. Where the fuck are you going?" I said "I'm going to bang a midget", and like that another box was checked off my list. Now off for that elusive former model quadruple amputee.[/QUOTE]What are her rates and what times does she work?

Every time I looked over at Mermaids there was a tall, hot girl sitting on the high chair wooing guys.

Good for you to fill your bucket list.

[QUOTE=BigFella97;4440970]They had some fantastic products in the showroom but I already had my heart set. I had just been talking to a friend of mine in the car on the way over about how a midget was on my bucket list. We get out of the car, and I see her across the street, sitting in her high chair, waving at me. I just started walking across the street and my buddy is like "lets go in here first and get a beer. Hey. Where the fuck are you going?" I said "I'm going to bang a midget", and like that another box was checked off my list. Now off for that elusive former model quadruple amputee.[/QUOTE]

May be you are lucky Mermaids ' rates are proportional to girls heights? Hehe.

[QUOTE=MemoeNasty;4442232]What are her rates and what times does she work?[/QUOTE]

The rates are 40 $ to the house for the hour and then a separate rate for the girl. She started at 110 $ for the hour but we settled on 80 $. I figured it is for an entire hour, so why not. Plus bucket list. She only works Friday and Saturday nights.

As far as the other women there, most of them were gorgeous. Only downside is they you aren't allowed the "try before you buy" concept laid out regarding the clubs. Not really any time to chat with them in detail in the lobby of Mermaids before you go up. So you get what you get and you don't pitch a fit.

[QUOTE=BigFella97;4444712]The rates are 40 $ to the house for the hour and then a separate rate for the girl. She started at 110 $ for the hour but we settled on 80 $. I figured it is for an entire hour, so why not. Plus bucket list. She only works Friday and Saturday nights.

As far as the other women there, most of them were gorgeous. Only downside is they you aren't allowed the "try before you buy" concept laid out regarding the clubs. Not really any time to chat with them in detail in the lobby of Mermaids before you go up. So you get what you get and you don't pitch a fit.[/QUOTE]There used to be a strip club on that side of the street years ago that I think was mermaids or part of mermaids. Not sure. I know every time I've walked near this place there's been a dude on the chair trying to woo customers in and I'm like no thanks. I'm going to tropical bar. It kinda sounds like they have smartened up a bit and are now putting chicas out on the chair to get customers in. Which makes sense. I've never seen any reports about this place on here, so I thought it probably wasn't worth a visit. Now I'll have to check it out. Moe.

Headed to TJ in the next few days. Probably go down about 3 pm, that way I can have copious amounts of fun and be home by midnight. I have some hotel, bar girl and street girl questions. I want to stay at Hotel Coahuila because I've done the Cascadas and HK thing and I want to pull chicks from Adelitas. Here are my questions.

What bars girls will come to Hotel Coahuila? Only Adelitas?

Are street girls allowed up?

What time is check in?

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=BigFella97;4447006]What bars girls will come to Hotel Coahuila? Only Adelitas?[/QUOTE]Adelitas also owns Valentina Bar, but I've never taken a girl from there. Hong Kong or Chicago girls will not go to Coahuila during their shifts.

[QUOTE=BigFella97;4447006]Are street girls allowed up?[/QUOTE]Yes, but I don't think the alley entrance is connected to the part of the hotel where the overnight / Adelitas rooms are. The alley / Valentina entrance is obviously where the alley girls will expect to go, and you'd have to walk them around the block to the north entrance.

[QUOTE=BigFella97;4447006]What time is check in?[/QUOTE]One of the things I like about Coahuila is they let you check in early -- at least on Mon-Wed. I've checked in before noon before. Very handy, if they have the rooms free! Check out is also pretty flexible. I've stayed past noon with no issues.

Things to note: The rooms are not air conditioned and most do not have a window. They get really warm in the afternoons. Get a room in the back, away from the main stairs to avoid the nose of the girls' shoes. There is no elevator, so you will have to climb some stairs. You want a room on the third floor, between 310-320 or so. Rooms are not as nice as Cascadas -- but functional. I'd be careful about leaving anything of value in the rooms. Lots of people have access, and I've accidentally opened another guest's room with my key so they are very not secure. But for $20 for the whole night Mon-Wed, it's a great deal. You'd pay close to that for one arriba from Adelitas.