Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Raincoater]I don't want to burst your bubble, but LE CAN use postings here as probable cause to obtain a warrant and bust a place. Now, that does not mean they will. I would like to think they have much better things to do with all the gang bangers and shit going on out there. But what I would like to think and reality don't often collide.[/QUOTE]


If that's the case, I want all you guys to make up stories about the legitimate "spas". After all, they take more money from the women that go there to be pampered ... wouldn't it be funny to start to see busts at Mario Tricocci, Salon Envy, Nirvania,... etc

LOL

If these places get busted, my wife will have fewer places to spend my money, and I'll have more for mongering....

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]There have been alot of reports about the girls here and what the protocal here so I have decided to do an inventory about my experiences and the many PM's I have received and have decided to break down what you can expect.

First I should mention that I think that this place was 100% legit (for what it's worth for a time, maybe before 07- late 06)

Secondly you can get an outstanding CMT style massage here. Also I find the place to be clean and pleasant. The steam shower is great, take advantage of it. If you want extras, you will need to make a VIP appointment.

Now, the girls.

Lucy: a CMT very good massage, no extras and a sweet girl. I doubt anyone has got passed the massage. She has also been here the longest.

Ivanna: Tall, thin, small breasts. Will go naked and reports say BJ although I've never been offered. Great experience.

Tina: Very hot polish provider. Fake 36c breasts. Will go naked, sessions are inconsistant but overal a good time.

Marina: Petite, good looking but not as hot as Tina or Ivanna. The most intercative of the 3. A good time indeed. She may have left.

Maggie: Cute. Will go naked, nice body but no where near Tina's. Sort of Mechanical.

Liana: Very cute. Nice body. Way too much pubic hair for a gal that young. Mechanical.

Olga: never had the pleasure. She is the biggest of the gals at 5'7 and about 150 but DD's. Good experience from what I undersatnd.

Julia: Beautiful. 5'1 blonde hair. To this point has been purely legit but has hinted at extras.

Maria: Best CMT in the biz. Hinted big time at extras, others have crossed that line with her or so they have reported. She is gone to the best of my knowledge.

Melanie: In my opinion she what the hottest of the crew looks wise but her service was awful. She is at 4 aces now.

Have I forgotten anyone? I'm sure I have had other girls but theye were all sent down to the minors.

Contrary to reports there is no back "vip" room there, only a room that is further back and more seculded. FS is not on the daily menu here, and the only real reports have been getting the gals outside of the spa and some of these have been on very weak footing. I am fairly certain that FS has never happened in the confines of the spa. YMMV. Also, I should mention that this place is not for discount shoppers. Extras inside and outside of the daily menu have only been provided when the pocket book has been opened up. So to the Newbs who have been flooding my inbox, there you have it. Seriously, I have had at least 4 inquiries about this palce from mongers with 0 posts and many more with just 1. That triggered my LE sense a bit. Regulars are welcome to PM me. [/QUOTE]It really isn't for discount shoppers. 2 things happen too, you get bored with the place for lack of FS, and you become broke.

The legit CMT's here too (with the execption of Lucy), I think I have had all of them dating back to 06, tease the hell out of you. I guess its a bait and switch thing. Maybe they just want said pocket book opened up more. I think I have all but graduted from this place like many other mongers. It was great at first, like you I went purely for legits. Then moved on to VIP's. Now it's just expensive.

If FS was readily available here, I would be the first in line. But whomever your souces are, well, like you said, weak legs.

Went to Blue Sky on Fullerton Ave. Man behind the desk took. 6, and I was led to the back by Yasmine. No TS here, you have to go stand in the tub in the bathroom in the back and take a shower yourself if you want to.

Yasmine was a young (20s? ), slim and attractive Latina, but she seemed very serious, almost sullen. The massage itself was so-so, it seemed she just went through the motions. The finish was handled well, though, and made the visit worthwhile. She asked for. 6 for the finish and also offered to remove top and bottom, but I didn't go there.

Insider's tip: Don't wander into the Latin American Motorcycle Club two doors down and ask for a massage.

LE absolutely has better things to do. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to matter to them.

[url]http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=6204513[/url]

When I lived in Chicago, I was the victim of a violent crime. Not only did I suffer the indignity of being beaten and robbed by three punks after having worked a 16 hour day, but I was further victimized by the complete apathy of the LE officials who were supposed to be doing something to stop this sort of thing. Every other day in my neighborhood, there was a shooting, strongarm robbery, or sexual assault out on the street. You can guess what kind of reaction I have when I read about LE exploits like the story above. This kind of shit is one of the reasons I wasn't sorry about leaving Chicago.

Better yet let us start making reports about all the jack shacks. I would love to see sweet temptations go down. All those "american spas" blow (no where near a pun) Cannot stand their ads that suggest everything and you receive nothing.

..until you come home one day, Mrs. Dogg isn't home so you head to Lisunias. As she's lying there she hears a voice that sounds like her hubby in the next room..

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]..until you come home one day, Mrs. Dogg isn't home so you head to Lisunias. As she's lying there she hears a voice that sounds like her hubby in the next room..[/QUOTE]Hey, don't laugh.

I have seen at least 2 women in there getting CMT massages.

I had a vision last night. As I rang the bell, mamason opened the door an d gave me a hug and a peck on the check. She says that my regular girl is busy and would I like to try some one else. There were three other girls in the lobby adn I have had massages from before. I chose the little one. We go back to the room and I had a choice of the ts before or after. I choose after. As the massage starts my little one lets me strok her legs and ass. Then she gets up on the table and sits on my ass as she is massaging my back. As she sits down, I can fell the heat coming from her panties on my ass. As she works her way down my legs, HS ebumps the boys from behind and says sorry, I said no problem.
On the flip, as she stands next to the table she looks a my flag pole and she does a fast fly over and says, what does ***** do for you. I told her the menu and she said not enough. I ask for a reply and she said 00, thats more than what I had and would pay. So we talked and came to gether for a few minutes. I did get to see what was in the panties. VERY NICE!! Then onto the ts. Is was the best ts I have had there. She made sure the boys were clean for behind. Flip.
As she was lathering up the front, She grabed the pole and asked me if I would be her regular from now on. I said no. I would go broke. For that price, I would call TP.

So, on Friday I had that urge and found an ad that described a mature provider with a (312) 401 telephone prefix. I decided why not, some mature providers offer decent service. So, I called and was quoted 1. 5 for the hour incall in a downtown highrise building. Once I arrived, I was greeted by a woman no less than 70! A little too mature for me! LOL I made up some lame excuse and gave her. 2 for her trouble and got out of there! Like I said, I don't mind a mature provider-I think grandma from CTM gives one of the best massages but this was insane.

[QUOTE=Pura Vida]I think grandma from CTM gives one of the best massages but this was insane.[/QUOTE]Call me a sick bastard, but as a change of pace sometimes I like an experience that has an extra tinge of "wrong" to it. :) I've seen Sugar (ads on eros) who's in her late 50s I think, and Beazzs (is that who you saw? I don't think she's 70, but ... give it a few years).

On a semi-related housekeeping issue, is this the area to post on CL massage providers (they're not "parlors") or would that be under escort, since many of them provide extra extras?

D'oh. Quite an afternoon. Needed to reward myself, and strolled down to the Alice Spa near Greektown. Got someone I hadn't seen there before, didn't get her name, but she was Hispanic. Is it generally a bad sign to get a non-Asian at an AMP? Nothing to be had but a mediocre massage. Very disappointing. I doubt I'll go back with a 50 percent strike rate.

So I cabbed down to Chinatown. Heck, how was I supposed to know it was Chinatown Summer Festival today? Wentworth was a madhouse, closed off, lined with tents and a million people. After all that, though, f- it, I'm just going to push through the crowd standing in front of Senina and go in anyway. Saw the young, playful, cute girl I like. I'm terrible about names, if they don't ask me mine, I don't ask theirs. But she sensed that I was "excited", her word, and offered a quick H first, and then a second helping later. I thought .6 was more than fair for the double.

[QUOTE=Pura Vida]So, on Friday I had that urge and found an ad that described a mature provider with a (312) 401 telephone prefix. I decided why not, some mature providers offer decent service. So, I called and was quoted 1. 5 for the hour incall in a downtown highrise building. Once I arrived, I was greeted by a woman no less than 70! A little too mature for me! LOL I made up some lame excuse and gave her. 2 for her trouble and got out of there! Like I said, I don't mind a mature provider-I think grandma from CTM gives one of the best massages but this was insane.[/QUOTE]

The old girl's trying to subsidize her Social Security Income.

I'm sure plenty of you have seen the ad on CL of the 61 year massage therapist. There's something for everyone out there.

Come to think of it, I've seen some pretty seasoned gals offering their goods in the windows in Amsterdam.

I'm more from the school of Hugh Hefner, I don't like to date women over 25.

I've been getting a little bored with my regular AMP circuit, so I decided to check out Pretty Girls on Irving based on their ads and some positive mentions here. I was there fairly late in the day on a Sunday, so it was slow and there were only two girls working. The facilities are nice, especially the large massage rooms. The TS room leaves a little to be desired but isn't bad.

I was greeted at the door by the young papasan (American born asian dude) and I was assigned to Maria, a tall, slender young Polish girl (mid to late twenties). Attractive but shy. She took me to a massage room and gave me a towel so I could get ready for my TS. The TS itself was so-so. The water pressure is really low and Maria gave a couple of very small teases to the Mayor and City Council, but nothing spactacular.

When I came out of the TS, I was surprised to find the other girl (a smokin' hot mixed asian babe) standing there, and leaning against a wall in the shadows was a fellow monger wrapped in a towel waiting for his turn with the hottie. I thought this was very unprofessional. Most places are very careful to make sure that mongers never cross paths.

Anyway, we made it back to the massage room and Maria left me undraped the entire time. She has wonderful soft hands. I would have liked more pressure and asked her to AMP it up a bit but it remained a pretty soft massage. Again, a couple of light teases to the boys (which really could have been accidental in this case) before the flip. The whole time, she was very careful never to place herself at the head of the massage table, so I never had the chance to float a trial balloon and stroke her legs and ass. I must have been giving off a bad vibe or something.

On the flip, I remained undraped. One or two very light, very quick teases and that was it. As our time was winding down, I pointed to the joystick and said "don't forget. " She giggled a little and said no. I tried three or more times to persuade her to finish me off but got shot down every time. After the last time, she left the room and said "I am massage therapist. That's all I do. "

I might go back there to sample some of the other talent, but I won't repeat with Maria.

[QUOTE=Jimmy Guy]It really isn't for discount shoppers. 2 things happen too, you get bored with the place for lack of FS, and you become broke.

The legit CMT's here too (with the execption of Lucy), I think I have had all of them dating back to 06, tease the hell out of you. I guess its a bait and switch thing. Maybe they just want said pocket book opened up more. I think I have all but graduted from this place like many other mongers. It was great at first, like you I went purely for legits. Then moved on to VIP's. Now it's just expensive.

If FS was readily available here, I would be the first in line. But whomever your souces are, well, like you said, weak legs.[/QUOTE]Id be interested in hearing about the CMTS here. I hear you about the teasing / signals. I have had some inetersting experiences with them here and been PM'd with some wild stories..

PM me if you must, in know some of these gals (cmt's) only will provide for a select few, but I love a good story

JC

Hey guys I just had the craziest thought, we all know that a lot of places are way overpriced for extras so why not get back at them by paying with fake 100's? That way we get the most expensive extras they offer and we stick it to them at the same time all while having a great time. Just a thought I had.