Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NotSoOriganal;1628142]I saw her recently and although I knew she was thick I didn't expect that THICK, and yea her teeth scared me away. She sort of left me with blue balls. Tried to make her relax and open up but all she kept doing was talking about other clients and bashing Vivian.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. I was thinking of trying her out, but the fact she is THAT thick and bashed my ATF Viv, I lost any interest I had before. Maybe I should dose up on V and pump her out of spite, maybe.

[QUOTE=Warburton 0263; 1628322]100% REAL PICTURES of Kelly.

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I need to do her the day she shaves. The last few times she scrubbed me good during the TS slide. Anyone got her shaving schedule?

WB[/QUOTE]LOL I am really going to be impressed / scared if anyone really knows this.

[QUOTE=NotSoOriganal;1628142]I saw her recently and although I knew she was thick I didn't expect that THICK, and yea her teeth scared me away. She sort of left me with blue balls on my second round and aside from her gagging I'd spend my $ elsewhere again. And I got no DFK DATY just basically her gagging and me fucking. Tried to make her relax and open up but all she kept doing was talking about other clients and bashing Vivian.[/QUOTE]The pics of her look on BP, she looks slimmer. But, she's thicker in person.

[QUOTE=Oki Chimpo;1628657]Yeah she's big. Surgery to suck in the gut and a terrible tit job. She actually has double tits. Like double chin if you know what I mean. I went to see her big tits but couldn't follow through. I did not find her at all attractive. Just my opinion.[/QUOTE]Same same, it was those pics of her faces and shit that got me, alas heavily Photoshoped. Only reason she started bashing Vivian was cause viv made a comment to her aaying something like "Vivian wanted me and didn't understand why I picked Nicole". If I had seen Nicole in a lineup I would habe. Turned her down and choose viv, cause viv was eyeing me down hard.

[QUOTE=Oki Chimpo;1628657]Yeah she's big. Surgery to suck in the gut and a terrible tit job. She actually has double tits. Like double chin if you know what I mean. I went to see her big tits but couldn't follow through. I did not find her at all attractive. Just my opinion.[/QUOTE]LOL! She looked like she would have double tits like a double chin. We talking about the big ass white girl Nikki at Goi right? Yeah that is not thick, that is just big. Two thumbs way down on that one.

I'll just put this here for convenience since I now you monger bros check this thread too hehe.

Finally got to see the Joy at Nirvana. Might've gotten the bait / switch since she didn't resemble the pic or maybe she did. Memory was fuzzy that night. Milfish looks but nice bod. She not youngin' tight but still good. She reminds me of Naomi Kison for some reason. Nice girl. She was chewing gum probably since she just ate. I can smell the korean food a mile away so didn't attempt to do and LFK / DFK. Standard covered everything service. She likes it kinda rough eh? Very playful. I had to tell her to ease up a bit LOL. Not the greatest fuck but she rode pretty good and was able to take what I was giving her. I don't pound too hard anyway like a crazy V'd up porno dude. May consider a repeat in the future. L7. 5 A8 S7. 5.

Checked out Happy at Kison. Came in at a perfect time for once and was also able to glance at Pepsi. Decided to go with Happy for some reason. In hindsight, maybe I should've done the fuck monster. Happy has a cute-ish face. If you want to see a mature version of the Viv go see Happy. BBBJ, some BLS, no rim. Body looks solid from the back, smallish ass but looks hot in doggy. Loose skin from the front but not too bad. Someone said she reminds him of Purple / Penny. I can see some resemblance, especially from the back, but no way bro. Purple / Penny way hotter back in the day. Probably Kimmy would be closer match but Penny / Purple is still hotter and tighter. She was one of the legends. Service was just alright for me. Weird, she couldn't take my pounding. Maybe a previous bro worked hard. The only other thing was the trifecta of ciggarettes, kimchee and garlic so I kept the face contact at a minimum. L6. 5 A7. 5 S7. 5.

Need to get some youngin hawty hawt hottie to refresh and recharge the palette.

Bros, just got back from the Mainland (uploaded a San Francisco review in their section) , but before I left and after all the hoopla about the Pinoy therapist, I decided to take the plunge and. Was very pleasantly surprised!

I got to say it's all about attitude and respect. I've seen several bros ask about a decent massage and HE and she's definitely in the range. Now I understand some folks have had up and down experiences with her, but she was definitely great with me and yes. I didn't show up with toilet paper stuck in my ass. Thought that was funny as hell. She's asked not to give too many details and I'll respect that. But, she did give a decent massage worked out all the kinks and took her time. She's definitely in the Christmas spirit, wore red fishnets with Christmas-like tutu. She got around the table great, gave the right amount of attention to the butt and jewels. On the flip gave a great HE with a VERY surprise ending. She did the hot towel routine and continued the massage. Very nice massage, very nice lady and great attitude.

On the down-side, her place is in the back lanai but well secluded and it's kinda cool decorated-wise. However to get there, you have to park on a pretty steep driveway and you are in a neighborhood. Night-time may be more discrete.

That said, if you treat her with respect, have a good attitude and don't forget to wash your a. She will definitely take care of you! But if you're in a rush and need a fix, there are several escorts that would fit the bill, but she is definitely not one of those. Really fun and takes her time. And a final kicker, after taking the shower she actually gave me a Christmas present. Neat twist, didn't expect that.

Merry Christmas Bros and have a great Happy New Year!

I think it's OK to still say that.

[QUOTE=Erich711; 1629894]Bros, just got back from the Mainland (uploaded a San Francisco review in their section) , but before I left and after all the hoopla about the Pinoy therapist, I decided to take the plunge and. Was very pleasantly surprised!

I got to say it's all about attitude and respect. I've seen several bros ask about a decent massage and HE and she's definitely in the range. Now I understand some folks have had up and down experiences with her, but she was definitely great with me and yes. I didn't show up with toilet paper stuck in my ass. Thought that was funny as hell. She's asked not to give too many details and I'll respect that. But, she did give a decent massage worked out all the kinks and took her time. She's definitely in the Christmas spirit, wore red fishnets with Christmas-like tutu. She got around the table great, gave the right amount of attention to the butt and jewels. On the flip gave a great HE with a VERY surprise ending. She did the hot towel routine and continued the massage. Very nice massage, very nice lady and great attitude.

On the down-side, her place is in the back lanai but well secluded and it's kinda cool decorated-wise. However to get there, you have to park on a pretty steep driveway and you are in a neighborhood. Night-time may be more discrete.

That said, if you treat her with respect, have a good attitude and don't forget to wash your a. She will definitely take care of you! But if you're in a rush and need a fix, there are several escorts that would fit the bill, but she is definitely not one of those. Really fun and takes her time. And a final kicker, after taking the shower she actually gave me a Christmas present. Neat twist, didn't expect that.

Merry Christmas Bros and have a great Happy New Year!

I think it's OK to still say that.[/QUOTE]I don't understand why you feel you need to post the exact report in two different threads. Why add clutter?

Lucy at Nirvana has the smallest tits I have ever seen in the AMPs yet. Very small A cups or even smaller than that. AA cup perhaps? I dunno but they're smaller that Aki's. And she also has nice juicy nips. You can check the full report I made on Lucy in the Nirvana thread.

My previous post was in reference to Mogo Master's question about a provider with small tits and eraser nips. My answer is Lucy at Nirvana, my full report is in the Nirvana thread.

I don't know why the "quote" feature when trying to cut and paste another monger's quote next to my answer has not been working.

I think Toki of China Doll is now at Golden Butterfly, which claims to be under new management.

[QUOTE=Secret Agent; 1630067]My previous post was in reference to Mogo Master's question about a provider with small tits and eraser nips. My answer is Lucy at Nirvana, my full report is in the Nirvana thread.

I don't know why the "quote" feature when trying to cut and paste another monger's quote next to my answer has not been working.[/QUOTE]Did you try Vivian at Goi? She has small breasts and eraser nipples as well, for those who enjoy that feature. I am not particular about breast size, so I don't notice it much unless the provider points it out to me during small talk.

Yea vivs got some big erasers alright! Hahaha

[QUOTE=Secret Agent;1630062]Lucy at Nirvana has the smallest tits I have ever seen in the AMPs yet. Very small A cups or even smaller than that. AA cup perhaps? I dunno but they're smaller that Aki's. And she also has nice juicy nips.[/QUOTE]Wow, that's worth seeing because I thought Aki was about as flat as can be. Time to do more research. Repeat research. I guess.

[QUOTE=WraithOfGod;1630076]I think Toki of China Doll is now at Golden Butterfly, which claims to be under new management.[/QUOTE]Are there any reports on Toki?