Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1624567]Haha yup, looks like you found another hottie before me LOL. Been striking gold at GQ recently. No wonder they call um Golden Queens.

I'm looking for a provider who resembles 2NE1 member CL "The Baddest Female".

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvMrPX1BmkA[/url]

CL.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_lSP8Vc3o[/url]

"I Am The Best" 2NE1.

Any CL resemblance suggestion / On where I can stick my erection?[/QUOTE]Next time you walk in to a AMP, sing to the girls,"Ne Ga Jay Chalaga". They tell me it means, we are the best. Tell them you are looking for the best, see who volunteers.

Looks like you are looking for a cross eyed cutie, I will be on the lookout and let you know.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]219212[/ATTACH]Here's what the document shows, in part. The document contains (total 35) (attached):
Ace.
Aloha TLC.
Champions.
China Spa.
Crystal Healing.
Emma's.
Evergreen.
Fuji.
Ginger's.
Golden Massage.
Golden Queen.
Hana Therapy.
Hula.
Imperial.
Judy Massage
Kona.
Mika.
New York, NY.
Oahu Best Massage.
Ohana.
Oriental.
Paradise.
Pearl City Relaxation.
Pine Tree.
Pink.
Rainbow 7.
Rappongi.
Rose Marri.
Smile Spa.
Tokyo Relaxation.
Top Floor.
Venus.
VIP.
Yokohama.
Young's.

Here's what one looks like.

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I'm sure there's a way to tie this into a program and have it spit out a Google Earth map of all the places with pins / names associated, and somebody smarter than me could change the names if names have changed.

[QUOTE=WraithOfGod;1625243]How would that be helpful? I'm being serious, actually. I assume you're not conducting a topological analysis of AMP terrain.[/QUOTE]

The map would be easy reference for somebody, like me or a newbie, that reads all the posts but knows little of where they are or when I see GQ I have to scratch my mind to what it means, read a few posts and say shit, that's right.

[QUOTE=RequeteBueno; 1625296]

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Here's what the document shows, in part. The document contains (total 35) (attached) :

Ace.

Aloha TLC.

Champions.

China Spa.

Crystal Healing.

Emma's.

Evergreen.

Fuji.

Ginger's.

Golden Massage.

Golden Queen.

Hana Therapy.

Hula.

Imperial.

Judy Massage

Kona.

Mika.

New York, NY.

Oahu Best Massage.

Ohana.

Oriental.

Paradise.

Pearl City Relaxation.

Pine Tree.

Pink.

Rainbow 7.

Rappongi.

Rose Marri.

Smile Spa.

Tokyo Relaxation.

Top Floor.

Venus.

VIP.

Yokohama.

Young's.

Here's what one looks like.

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<name ACE</name

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I'm sure there's a way to tie this into a program and have it spit out a Google Earth map of all the places with pins / names associated, and somebody smarter than me could change the names if names have changed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LicksClits; 1624420][url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/korean-style-massage-861-9004-honolulu-45/3803385[/url]

2 room set up university and king. Jackie, nice ass, great body, introduced herself witha nice pink minnie and some pink and white see through panties, great massage. I'm a real stickler for a good message. Standard house setup. Not a clock watcher, started with the HJ, BBBJ then Covered, on to mish she popped a few I then popped, rubbing me down for a little bit and I was out the door.

JACKIE[/QUOTE]What's her age and other stats?

Mongers.

Here's what the Google Earth document would look like. See attached. Well, I guess a "kmz" file can't be uploaded. So.

[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/79947332/AMP.kmz[/url]

Save it to your computer someplace, then open Google Earth, file, open, and go find it. I'll add more later, getting too drunk of Vietnamese vodka and Red Bull.

Right click on one of the pins, info, and the complete address will be there to include unit. I'll add as I find. Just need a place that I can hang it so I / we can update as the names of places frequently change quicker than I do condoms.

RB.

[QUOTE=Loveasianhi; 1624957]Tried Emily at GB, korean, ht 5', wt 105lb, manmade be / see, shaved, average body (not spinner) , low light hard to tell age but from voice seemed mid 30s. No TS offered (not sure if because 1st time there) , DATY allowed, FIV not allowed, everything was else average.

On the bubble if would visit her again.

A=6. 5.

L=6. 5.

S=6. 5[/QUOTE]Been looking and waiting to see when a brother monger would concur. Nothing special. Nice hard body kinda looked like an Annimie cartoon chick older one. She smelled like smoke I don't think I'd repeat. Save my $$ for Byproduct / Judy like the name Hyori. Or other Emily at MF both those girls were 8&9 s to me.

Lust rules thank you& praise you. Dark lord.

[QUOTE=RequeteBueno; 1625313]Mongers.

Here's what the Google Earth document would look like. See attached. Well, I guess a "kmz" file can't be uploaded. So.

[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/79947332/AMP.kmz[/url]

Save it to your computer someplace, then open Google Earth, file, open, and go find it. I'll add more later, getting too drunk of Vietnamese vodka and Red Bull.

Right click on one of the pins, info, and the complete address will be there to include unit. I'll add as I find. Just need a place that I can hang it so I / we can update as the names of places frequently change quicker than I do condoms.

RB.[/QUOTE]That list is painfully out of date. Yokohama? That's just wow. Also, it mixes AMPs with bars and SCs, which is kind of problematic. If the goal is to locate all of the different places in one place, we're already covering that with the "white pages of pleasure" that I'm updating every two weeks. Check page 3 of this thread for the full list (with addresses, phone numbers, and lineups). For now, though, here's a link to the Google map that accompanies it:

[url]http://bit.ly/SskIIb[/url]

[QUOTE=Bowah57;1625169]My bad Splooge, I called GQ and asked about the new girl. Learned it was Jun. Damn, she must've lost about 15 lbs. NICE. I always thought she was pretty, but man, she looks delicious. I think I can put Cindy on hold till I sample some Jun delite. LOL.[/QUOTE]Oh, it was Jun / Stella. Yeah man, you're right. I noticed she looked to have dropped a lot of weight too (at least 10-15 lbs IMO also) & lookin way better. Almost as impressive of a transformation as Rina to Nara LOL. I always thought she was pretty too, but also pretty thick before & she was always the thickest one at GQ. But its not like she was ever the "token big girl" there. She was just the 125 pound lightweight with the rest of the 90 to 110 pound flyweights & featherweights.

[QUOTE=Asstro;1625293]Next time you walk in to a AMP, sing to the girls,"Ne Ga Jay Chalaga". They tell me it means, we are the best. Tell them you are looking for the best, see who volunteers.[/QUOTE]If you say that phrase, you are stating that "I am the best", I think. Man, my Korean is so rusty. If you want to ask "who is the best?" then I think you could ask / sing "Noo goo ga jaeil jahla heyyoo". Maybe a more fluent Korean bro can elaborate or correct me. I miss having Korean speaking GFs, easy to practice rusty language I learned long time ago.

[QUOTE=Kbat69;1624886]Thanks for eveyone posting some great info. Really helps out the new guys here. I'm new to the island but not mongering. Have a question for everyone though. Are there any AMPs in other parts of Oahu like Ewa Beach, Kapolei, Waipahu, Mililani, etc? Curious as to if I have to drive downtown to monger or if there is anywhere else. Thanks for any info.[/QUOTE]Not much to choose from out west. Pearl City Relaxation across the street from Pearl City Zippys is the closests. I used to stop bye once a month just to see but they don't turn their lineup very often and mostly older MILFs. If you like older and just need a quick fix I'd recommend. Entry isn't the best tho. U have to ring the bell and wait a bit. Other businesses right next door and people walking around yhe area. Night time would be your best bet. If not you may have to try BP. Lots of providers in the airport area at the BW and Marina. Happy Mongering bro!

[QUOTE=Hilifter37;1625717]If you say that phrase, you are stating that "I am the best", I think. Man, my Korean is so rusty. If you want to ask "who is the best?" then I think you could ask / sing "Noo goo ga jaeil jahla heyyoo". Maybe a more fluent Korean bro can elaborate or correct me. I miss having Korean speaking GFs, easy to practice rusty language I learned long time ago.[/QUOTE]I'll just use the "heyyoo" part. As in,"Heyyoo, get over and suck my dick better than you every have."

If you want a hot snow bunny that doesn't upsell, doesn't give you the streetwalker attitude and isn't a dead fish, check out Chloe at Orchids.

[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/fun-flirty-and-downright-dirty-killer-body-24/3343482[/url]

Her photos are current except that her hair is longer and in braids. It was my second time seeing her and she was as enjoyable as the first. Table shower isn't all that great, but so what, the sex was very nice. She has a killer flexible body and looks like a young Bo Derek. Usual damage and will repeat.

Went and saw Kim today from SF in CC; was pleased with what I got for the most part.

There's a dude that answered the phone when I first called and thought I had the wrong number.

I'd really like to try her massage for the full hour. Any girl that can lube up your back with lotion, knead out the knots, uses her forearm like my chiro. Is a win. Just needed more than 10 minutes to get everything fixed. Probably best massage I've had by a Vietnamese / Chinese (from Orange County) even when I intentionally visited a spa for a massage. The Thai jerk and pull sucks IMO.

Ate her out for a bit, she turned around and said "let me have some fun, I want you to fuck me now". Grrr!

BBBJ, told me I could CIM; allowed for rim play and licking her ass with a FIV at same time. Ass is tight, and pussy reminded me of when I have a muscle cramp in my hand while I'm jerking off. Nani was tight; but would tell she was flexing some muscles too. Her BJ was phenomenal, while kneeling and having her go to town I just wanted to grab the back of her head and force her face to my crotch, and see if I could get it to poke out the other side. Unfortunately, I'm the guy that as soon as a good BJ is 5 strokes into it and I try CFS it's about a 30 second ordeal for me and I'm over. Didn't allow so much for DFK, but think that'll change with a second visit after she warms up.

Boobs are a nice handful and so firm I thought they were man-made, but she insists are real. Nipples are almost not exist, ass is small, bubble, and tight; entire skin is tight. She didn't taste of cig smoke. A little pouch in the gut that when she sits causes about 3-4 small rolls to form on her abs, otherwise perfect for me.

Normal damage; I said that I think it's all there, she didn't count it and told me not to worry about it. Talks a lot.

24 yo, turns 25 on 1 FEB; I'll go with the age, although she may be a bit older. Says she's been single for over 3 years now.

Went to that AMP on the second floor above Fat Boy's on the corner Keeaumoku and Liona and met up with this hot lady.

Nicole is a very sweet passionate sex giver. She isn't a spinner so if that is a requirement, you'll pass on her. But that would be a lost excellent experience. She's a big woman. She has large breasts and a curvy body. Our time together was hot; the sex was great and the a / see was off. By the time I blew my load, I was depleted of all energy. She was sweaty I was sweaty and we both were happy. I think. I was. If you get a chance, look her up. She's worth the damage which is the usual 50/150. No streetwalker attitude, no upselling and definitely not a dead fish.

[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/and9733-and9733-sweet-curvy-girl-next-door-with-a-naughty-side-and9733-and9733-26/3385040[/url]

New to massage parlors, and just vacationing in Waikiki. Got a couple questions. How much does everything cost at a massage parlor if you want full service? And if you had to walk to one, which one would you go to in the Waikiki area?

Thanks