The Massholes

[QUOTE=Jack617;5407118]Cheezes new handles posting on the massage thread:

[B]Eagle7412.

Bishop8891.

Vintage68.

Watchboy781 (starting to see the pattern yet? LOL).

Waytoonice69.

Jared260.

LamboMan.[/B]

I thought A2 was exaggerating when he said you had a thousand user names, I totally believe him now!!

[B][red] CHEEZE=FRAUD=LOSER[/red][/B][/QUOTE]Ok after careful review I am taking TruckStop69 off my list, seems I was in error of him being Cheeze. With respect to Herow's post about Jared260 I am still not buying it. Also adding LamboMan (Cheeze your obsession with Lamborghini's is laughable. Have reasonable goals like a used Honda Civic. Dream big!

As to the others:

[QUOTE=WayTooNice69;5409970][b]I am waytoonice69[/b] and don't know or care what the fuck you are talking about but you are wrong on that one!

Who has the time for this drama?

Get a life, Jesus.[/QUOTE]Fuck you Cheeze.

[QUOTE=WatchBoy781;5407497][b]I am not Cheesedick,[/b] please don't slander me.[/QUOTE]Fuck you Cheeze.

[QUOTE=Eagle7412;5407428][b]I am Eagle7412[/b] and I am not one of Cheezes handles!

Where does this shit come from? - stop making stuff up.[/QUOTE]Fuck you Cheeze.

Oh, almost forgot!

[QUOTE=Andir;5406676][b][red] I am Cheezefist= Long live Cheeze [/red][/b][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5410463]The reality is this person is full of shit.[/QUOTE]The reality is that this Crazy motherfucker is a paranoid imbecile. End of story.

Hey crazy faggot, why did you put Ella on blast? She says she knows who you are.

Jack is an imbecilic paranoid piece of shit. That's all you need to know about him.

[QUOTE=Jack617;5410556]Ok after careful review I am taking TruckStop69 off my list, seems I was in error of him being Cheeze. With respect to Herow's post about Jared260 I am still not buying it. Also adding LamboMan (Cheeze your obsession with Lamborghini's is laughable. Have reasonable goals like a used Honda Civic. Dream big!

As to the others:

Fuck you Cheeze.

Fuck you Cheeze.

Fuck you Cheeze.

Oh, almost forgot![/QUOTE]Jack this is really getting fucking annoying. Don't you have anything at all more constructive that you can do with your time than spew this bullshit over and over and over again. You have exercised your mind and judgment and come up empty.

[QUOTE=Eagle7412;5410817]Jack this is really getting fucking annoying. Don't you have anything at all more constructive that you can do with your time than spew this bullshit over and over and over again. You have exercised your mind and judgment and come up empty.[/QUOTE]Fuck you Cheeze.

[QUOTE=Andir;5410696][b][red]I am Cheezefist= Long live Cheeze[/red][/b][/QUOTE]

You guys all should report this motherfucker Jack617 to the administration. Jut click on the report button under the post attacking you and, well, report. This motherfucker for some reason thinks that his actions have no consequences.

[QUOTE=WatchBoy781;5409971]Dude, fuck off. I am not those other handles you mention. The fact you think this, makes you the dumbest moron on the planet.[/QUOTE]Cheeze himself couldn't have said it better, but you are Cheeze so I guess that makes sense. And give it a rest with your Eagle7412 bullshit too, we've known about that one for a while.

Also, that was fucking funny when you whined that it didn't seem right for someone to modify one of your quotes. And you went and read the forum guidelines? Trying to find a reason to report him to an admin? That is hilarious! How pathetic, poor little guy. Thank you so much for the all the laughs, they just keep coming with you.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5410463]Do you guys remember before A2 combined OlGary with Cheezefist after it was discovered they were the same person? That person juggled those two accounts along with OldtimerMA, Trickster666 and others. The other known account that person had was Newbiestyles. Unfortunately, Newbiestyles was combined with the Cheezefist / OlGary accounts when it was discovered it was the same person. Cheezefist tried to come across as a seasoned monger like Mattis1775. The reality is this person is full of shit.[/QUOTE]That's a great summary of how that all went down. And at this same time he already had his Andir handle going too, pushing the same agendas as those other handles. And all the while he was busy playing online RPGs too, this guy is amazing.

I know you've asked him, but I don't think he is yet ready to talk about how it felt when he lost his precious Cheezefist handle. Poor little guy.

[QUOTE=Andir;5407294]I had a FS session with her for 500. The same with Niko by the way.[/QUOTE]Why you putting Ella and Niko on blast bro?

Hahahahahahahahaha!

[QUOTE=Andir;5410883]You guys all should report this motherfucker Jack617 to the administration. Jut click on the report button under the post attacking you and, well, report. This motherfucker for some reason thinks that his actions have no consequences.[/QUOTE]Yes this is a really good idea. So your plan is to log into all your accounts that I have called out, on the fight thread, and report me for starting a fight? Cheeze, everything ok? You seem to be crying more than usual, could be menopause.

Still trying to figure out why Crazy Froggy Jack put Ella on blast. Please, explain it to me!

Let me know exactly what I'm allowed to post about each lady that I see. How about you get together with A2 and rewrite the policies for this site. While you're at it please give me one reason why you think I'm lying about my experience with Ella?

[QUOTE=Andir;5411545][b]I am Cheezefist=Long live the Cheeze[/b][/QUOTE]Hey Cheeze, I see you dusted off your OldtimerMA handle, kind of surprising. Remember when you fucked up and exposed that Oldtimer and Trickster were the same guy (you)? That was a really funny day second only to when A2 took away your Cheezefist handle when he found out you were actually OlGary. That must have been a crushing blow losing the crown jewel Cheezefist handle. Oh well.

In case you forgot when you fucked up with OldtimerMA and trickster:

[QUOTE=OldtimerMa;5251336]The entire post I am referring to is a clear manifestation of your self grandeur. A sad part is that you even don't realize it.[/QUOTE]And I respond.

[QUOTE=Jack617;5251375]Looks like another slip up Cheeze! LOL.

You responded from your OldtimerMA account when you meant to respond from the Trickster account. So sad. Boo hoo.[/QUOTE]And Crazy and Frog respond.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5251506]Folks.

For those of you who do not believe this douche bag troll and his antics. Here is more evidence that he has more than one account and uses them to stir up bullshit and mislead the board. He's responding to Jack617 and fucks up and uses his OldtimerMA handle instead of his Trickster666 handle.

Pure fucking gold. You can't make this shit up people.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FrogPilot;5251529]Hahahaha! Jack, you beat me to it, but look at this asshole. This jerkoff mixed up his usernames and replied with the wrong one! I guess that's the price you pay when you run literally over 10 different handles. Life gets confusing huh asshole?

Once again, not that we needed more proof that cheezefist / trickster666/ andir / oldtimerma / highamperage / eagle / hoistaway / hans and a few more are all run by this same dipshit, but we'll take it.
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[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5411996]Let me know exactly what I'm allowed to post about each lady that I see. How about you get together with A2 and rewrite the policies for this site. While you're at it please give me one reason why you think I'm lying about my experience with Ella?[/QUOTE]I was reading morebjs post on my phone how guys get into relationships with spa girls, I got home now its been erased.

[QUOTE=Hans68;5412273]I was reading morebjs post on my phone how guys get into relationships with spa girls, I got home now its been erased.[/QUOTE]What MoreBJs said was that Ella would be perfect if she had a cock. That shit doesn't fly around here.

[QUOTE=Hans68;5412273]I was reading morebjs post on my phone how guys get into relationships with spa girls, I got home now its been erased.[/QUOTE]The post was way too long and silly anyway. The only good part in it was where he said that Jack is a faker and a poser.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5411996]Let me know exactly what I'm allowed to post about each lady that I see. How about you get together with A2 and rewrite the policies for this site. While you're at it please give me one reason why you think I'm lying about my experience with Ella?[/QUOTE]Ella says you never fucked her. And from now on, you never will. She knows who you are.

[QUOTE=OldtimerMa;5412312]The post was way too long and silly anyway. The only good part in it was where he said that Jack is a faker and a poser.[/QUOTE]Could you respond to the post below? Thanks buddy!

[QUOTE=Jack617;5405888]Maybe CC is right and you are a chick, I mean look at you whining like a * Need I remind you that you have been doing the same thing to me for over a year you pussy. But lets get back to the matter at hand, I assume this is what has your CryingGameCheeze underoos all bunched up:

So please tell us what is the issue exactly? [b]Three points were made, you being Cheezefist, you having many many handles and you talking to yourself on the board. All of these FACTS have been well established but if there is an error please let us know. I am sure we can work it out![/b]

[B][red]CHEEZE=FRAUD=LOSER[/red][/B][/QUOTE]And members, I post on this thread from ONE single account unlike Cheeze and his hundreds.

[QUOTE=Jack617;5412562]Could you respond to the post below? Thanks buddy!

And members, I post on this thread from ONE single account unlike Cheeze and his hundreds.[/QUOTE]You are batshit crazy. Go away, idiot.

[QUOTE=Andir;5412323]Ella says you never fucked her. And from now on, you never will. She knows who you are.[/QUOTE]You probably described the wrong guy. Ask her if she fucked the guy that looked like Brad Pitt with the thick veiny cock.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5413089]You probably described the wrong guy. Ask her if she fucked the guy that looked like Brad Pitt with the thick veiny cock.[/QUOTE]Come and see her again. You are going to have a great time!

[QUOTE=DogDaddy;5412743]First off was Beech on a recommendation that a regular was back. She was, unfortunately was busy upon my arrival. Drew the older, rough hands, gal. Massage was ok except when she rubbed with her coarse hands. Seemed to know it was an issue and used her elbows and forearms as much as possible w / extra oil. Allowed only otc for me. HE was quality but didn't seem happy with the $50 tip. After saw Linda sitting on the couch and wish I had drawn her, maybe next time.

On another recommendation tried Blanchard Rd, got a newbie named Shirley. Mid 40's, gave a very good massage (asked constantly about pressure). HE $40, allowed over roaming. Potentially more on menu as a regular.

Both places usual rates.

Best of luck.

DD.[/QUOTE]Hi Cheezefist, what's next, you going to chime in with Oldtimerma? Trickster666? Cookieluvr? Make another new account?

[QUOTE=Andir;5410883]You guys all should report this motherfucker Jack617 to the administration. Jut click on the report button under the post attacking you and, well, report. This motherfucker for some reason thinks that his actions have no consequences.[/QUOTE]Also, are your serious? You are a whiny little *****. Fucking pathetic.

[QUOTE=Andir;5412323]Ella says you never fucked her. And from now on, you never will. She knows who you are.[/QUOTE]Cheeze you do tons of stupid shit on the board but when you do this you look dumber than usual, not an easy feat.

FACT: You don't know who CC is, what he looks like, what he drives or when he may have seen Ella or anyone else for that matter. If your goal is to look stupid you are succeeding.

[QUOTE=Andir;5411545][b][red] I am Cheezefist[/red][/b][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jack617;5413389]
FACT: You don't know who CC is, what he looks like, what he drives or when he may have seen Ella or anyone else for that matter. If your goal is to look stupid you are succeeding.[/QUOTE]Oh, shut the fuck up, you motherfucking imbecile. When did I say that I know how Crazy faggot looks? I said Ella knows who wrote this shit about her. She knows the guy, understand? She knows, not me!

[QUOTE=Jack617;5413389]Cheeze you do tons of stupid shit on the board but when you do this you look dumber than usual, not an easy feat.

FACT: You don't know who CC is, what he looks like, what he drives or when he may have seen Ella or anyone else for that matter. If your goal is to look stupid you are succeeding.[/QUOTE]Andir / Cheezefist / OlGary / Mattis1775/ Lego19 etc has been to ever single AMP, knows all the ladies and all the people they see. LEGO19 is also an expert in the Seattle area. Fucking amazing!

How about guys start posting who asked them for info through a PM? Right after I posted about Ella JOE BUJAN asked me about her.

This Crazy faggot often asks 'guys' or 'folks' to do something for him or share private messages content with him. Literally no one ever responded (besides two idiots, Jack and FagPilot — who happened to be Crazy himself). Get a clue, you moron — you have no friends here. Everyone hates you at this point of your board 'activities'.

Can you imagine Cheezefist at his favorite massage parlor? He takes out his phone and shows a girl the USA Sex Guide forum. Then he pulls up the profiles and post histories of his various forum enemies and starts asking the girl about them. "Hey", he says. "Look what someone wrote about you. Do you know him? How about this one" He starts quizzing her. "Is he a good customer? Do you like him? How big is his dick? Now rate him on a scale of one to ten. ".

[QUOTE=TheBoobHound;5414837]Can you imagine Cheezefist at his favorite massage parlor? He takes out his phone and shows a girl the USA Sex Guide forum. Then he pulls up the profiles and post histories of his various forum enemies and starts asking the girl about them. "Hey", he says. "Look what someone wrote about you. Do you know him? How about this one" He starts quizzing her. "Is he a good customer? Do you like him? How big is his dick? Now rate him on a scale of one to ten. ".[/QUOTE]If any of you, good people, forgot that — TheBoobHound is Jack's "legit" handle. Still sounds very moronic if you ask me.

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No, the entire second paragraph of your post was discouraging people from posting and you also can't give a fucking synopsis of the post that you caught the flag on. The idea behind Massholes was so that guys could call each other assholes, it's not so you can tell people not to fucking post.

Care to guess what happens the next time you do this?

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[QUOTE=TheBoobHound;5414837]Can you imagine Cheezefist at his favorite massage parlor? He takes out his phone and shows a girl the USA Sex Guide forum. Then he pulls up the profiles and post histories of his various forum enemies and starts asking the girl about them. "Hey", he says. "Look what someone wrote about you. Do you know him? How about this one" He starts quizzing her. "Is he a good customer? Do you like him? How big is his dick? Now rate him on a scale of one to ten. ".[/QUOTE]This post is pure GOLD! Commonsense prevails.

The reality is Andir, Cheezefist, OlGary is a troll that lives to post Irrelevant and misinformation on this board. Who in their right mind would be mad that I posted that there is hope they could fuck a hot Asian. ? A troll? A female? Someone that hates females? I'm stumped?

Once again. Awesome post bro!

[QUOTE=TheBoobHound;5414837]Can you imagine Cheezefist at his favorite massage parlor? He takes out his phone and shows a girl the USA Sex Guide forum. Then he pulls up the profiles and post histories of his various forum enemies and starts asking the girl about them. "Hey", he says. "Look what someone wrote about you. Do you know him? How about this one" He starts quizzing her. "Is he a good customer? Do you like him? How big is his dick? Now rate him on a scale of one to ten. ".[/QUOTE]One of the better posts in a long time! You left out the part when CryingGameCheeze leaves the parlor. When the girls look at each other and laugh and then one says " Cheezefist is such a fucking pussy! ".

Well, I changed my mind. Crazy Faggy Jack is totally retarded. Fuck him anyway.

[QUOTE=TheBoobHound;5414837]Can you imagine Cheezefist at his favorite massage parlor? He takes out his phone and shows a girl the USA Sex Guide forum. Then he pulls up the profiles and post histories of his various forum enemies and starts asking the girl about them. "Hey", he says. "Look what someone wrote about you. Do you know him? How about this one" He starts quizzing her. "Is he a good customer? Do you like him? How big is his dick? Now rate him on a scale of one to ten. ".[/QUOTE]Haha, I can very easily imagine that. He runs a bunch of handles to try to manipulate the forum. He cries to A2 when he gets called out for it. So of course he's a rat that would show providers what people say about them on the forum.

He is a fucking pathetic bottom feeding rat.

[QUOTE=Jack617;5415206]One of the better posts in a long time! You left out the part when CryingGameCheeze leaves the parlor. When the girls look at each other and laugh and then one says " Cheezefist is such a fucking pussy! ".[/QUOTE]This moron Jack liked his own post from his TheBoobHound account. What a big surprise!

Why is Jack so dumb? No one really knows. It seems he was born this way.

Jack is an angry impotent old faggot. No one likes him.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5415200]Who in their right mind would be mad that I posted that there is hope they could fuck a hot Asian. [/QUOTE]You did not fuck Ella. You just made up everything. That's speaking of imbecilic trolls (you!) spreading bullshit on the forum. So sad. But fuck you anyway.

Just a friendly reminder — you are a moronic motherfucking piece of shit. Totally worthless. Don't forget that.

[QUOTE=Andir;5415885]You did not fuck Ella. You just made up everything. That's speaking of imbecilic trolls (you!) spreading bullshit on the forum. So sad. But fuck you anyway.

Just a friendly reminder you are a moronic motherfucking piece of shit. Totally worthless. Don't forget that.[/QUOTE]I'm a troll hunter! That's why, thanks to A2, you're posting using your Andir handle instead of your Cheezefist one.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5415942]I'm a troll hunter!

Hahahahahahahahaha[/QUOTE]You are not a troll hunter — you are a troll yourself. The stupidest one this board ever had. Besides that you post fake "reviews". Fuck you, motherfucking worthless piece of shit.

[QUOTE=Andir;5416480]You are not a troll hunter you are a troll yourself. The stupidest one this board ever had. Besides that you post fake "reviews". Fuck you, motherfucking worthless piece of shit.[/QUOTE]Nah. I'm a troll hunter. Here are my stats.

Cheezefist- bye.

OlGary- bye.

Newbiestyles- bye.

Thank you A2!

Until you come up with some better comebacks I'm just going to observe you and your shenanigans. Oh before I forget. How did you approach Ella and ask her if I fucked her? Did you ask her if it was the guy with the thick cock?

Hahahahahahaha!!

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5417259]I'm just going to observe you and your shenanigans.

Hahahahahahaha!![/QUOTE]You are just going to observe your anal opening. I know that's your favorite activity.

Go away, you imbecilic motherfucker.