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[QUOTE=KnoxYankee;2043977]Ashley is UTR is this correct? I saw an ad on BP Sunday March 23 with somebody calling her self Ashley no pic just a description. When I read the part about her being a red head after dying it I am pretty sure your talking about a different Ashley. Though she does describe herself as having long brown hair with a little red in it.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/my-names-ashley-gorgeous-blue-eyed-beautiful-lady-looking-for-a-good-time-22/9976150[/URL]

If somebody could please confirm this it would be much obliged.[/QUOTE]The number listed in the ad is not the same as the number I have for the "UTR" Ashley that's so popular on the board. I haven't spoken to her in a few weeks, so it's possible she may have a new number...

[QUOTE=Throttle;2044352]The number listed in the ad is not the same as the number I have for the "UTR" Ashley that's so popular on the board. I haven't spoken to her in a few weeks, so it's possible she may have a new number...[/QUOTE]Yeah that isn't her. Pretty sure she isn't 5'2 and is still using her old number. In fact she just texted me that she has a room but I am sick tonight.

So I'm new to this whole thing. Very new or this site. Just seeing what it is about and if it can help me any. I am sure I can help some one too. .

[QUOTE=Jem411;2043492]That's a lovely picture, I'll have to try to poke my minds eye out now. Geez.[/QUOTE]I didn't say its not fun LOL. It's just a little different perhaps from fine dining with normal girls. They either don't get out much and don't know how to act, or they get out a bunch and you can't impress them.

I dined yesterday with a retired UTR and her BF in their home I helped get them. Got him drunk with free booze and he's ok with it. She was stone cold clean and sober and hating all men including me. Lovely time. They paid for dinner, I paid for the movie and her drug test. She wants me to buy her more stuff since her BF don't want to work. All in all a good time tho she probably still wants to shoot me like she said the week before. No PDA for me. Trapped in the Friend Zone. We dined often when she was active UTR, including with her BF.

The day before I dined with a stripper UTR, quite exciting time at the breakfast bar. She looked smokin hot in her working girl dress for the church ladeez LOL, cursin like a...stripper in a breakfast bar. Worst sex I ever had, and none on that day. But she has her good points, buried under piles of excrement. I hope I survive our friendship.

My current fav UTR has declined my dinner invitations. She seems like a normal girl, says she does no drugs, very unusual.

[QUOTE=ZBob1;2044105]I am not sure why this girl keeps advertising when in Knoxville I have tried several times to meet up with her for her to only reply she doesn't do people who mess wit drama and that is me using her terrible English which she basically slaps in the face every time she types. When I first started this hobby she was eager to do anything and I mean anything now she has just gone off the deep end and her p411 does not match what she does now. Although I will say she is hot as hell I just don't know what's going on with her if anyone has any insight please share. Also does anyone remember a girl named star who would always sit on top of the hill at the 4 way stop just south of mag on in parkridge?[/QUOTE]When it comes to MissMurno the way she's acting is par for the course and you should stay far away from her. MissMurno is a crazy drama queen that can go all "Fatal Attraction" over any perceived slight. Not to mention she acts like a immature little HS girl who had a nasty habbit of bashing the local providers.

What am I basing this on is a friend of mine that used to be well known and respected on this site before he retired was being threatened with blackmail by MissMurno. Why? She became insanely jealous over the fact he was seeing other providers and she went all fatal attraction on him. Go back 2 years ago (In the Fall 2012 I think it was) and you can read all the posts involving her drama.

What else did she do? As I mentioned earlier she would bash the local providers call them names and say they where nothing more ten street hookers or spread the usual gossip about drug use. Lastly this incident takes the cake. She brought a friend with her from South Carolina for doubles and gets in a argument with her and kicks her out of the hotel room with no money or any thing. Lucky for this lady a a gentlemen from this site recognized her walking on the side of the road gave her a ride and set her up with a motel room and she found away to get back to her home in South Carolina.

[QUOTE=Jem411;2043694]WOW! The things we'll go through just because of thinking with the little head (notice I didn't say wrong head). If it was easy, we'd all live in Utah, have 8 or 9 wives, a couple dozen rug rats, and 20+ prospects in waiting, and a TV.

Series about how bad we're persecuted for our beliefs. Thank goodness it's not easy.[/QUOTE]Yeah its not easy but that's what makes it interesting.

Its good to learn to share.

When you make a friend you tend to overlook faults and just love them for who they are. And hope you don't go to jail with them.

I don't want to violate any rules but if you enjoyed our retired lady friend, contact me for her own admission to having a particular medical problem.

I tested clean. YMMV.

[QUOTE=TYS321;2043483]

I speak from daily experience. Its like a date from hell, or a marriage from hell. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Too true on the date or marriage. LOL.

Seems you have been dragging the bottom of the barrel though on the hobbying. Lots I know not like you say at all. Nice dinner.fun after. No drama. I know of tons out there with none of the crap you list. Lots just trying to get by...

You did miss one though. LOL. My favorite. "I'm in jail come get me out" Usually, DUI, more often some sort of custody squabble over the kid. And the domestic violence with the abusive tick / parasite dude they support. Nose candy. Don't call me.just stay in the pokey. (same on the repeated domestic squabble with the parasite you support).

But I know lots."just trying to get by" None of the crap you mention.

Good for nice dinner date.and fun afterwards.

Yah need to find a better class of cuddle buddies. LOL.

Pictorial review.

Hey SH, tried to send you a pm. Your inbox is full!

[QUOTE=Lvglsvgs;2045299]Pictorial review.[/QUOTE]Was this a review?

Lets not turn this site into anything but useful information for the procurement of sex.

There is another site that has jokes and story time and picture forums if you want to join that do some research.

[QUOTE=Lvglsvgs;2045299]Pictorial review.[/QUOTE]IT wasn't my post, but I will give her a THUMBS UP!

That is the Jenny Heart (the former porn star) that CoolKat posted about. Google her name for images and her website...

I saw her this morning, and had a great time..she is legit, clean, and likes what she does.

She advertises as GFE / PSE, but I am going to say not exactly either. She doesn't like fingers inserted, and her donation is for basic services. There are additional services available that she will make available for additional fees (BBBJ, CIM, GREEK).

Again, very fun girl, down to earth, good skills.

CoolKat talked her into coming to Knoxville, so if you have questions, he is probably the best person to PM (especially since I will be traveling the next couple days and won't be able to get back promptly).

Good Luck.

KnoxDew.

It is indeed a review though (for safety) thinly veiled. If you can't figure it out pm me.

[QUOTE=Skrapsbor1;2046126]Was this a review?

Lets not turn this site into anything but useful information for the procurement of sex.

There is another site that has jokes and story time and picture forums if you want to join that do some research.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrHoliday;2045281]Too true on the date or marriage. LOL.

Seems you have been dragging the bottom of the barrel though on the hobbying. Lots I know not like you say at all. Nice dinner.fun after. No drama. I know of tons out there with none of the crap you list. Lots just trying to get by...

You did miss one though. LOL. My favorite. "I'm in jail come get me out" Usually, DUI, more often some sort of custody squabble over the kid. And the domestic violence with the abusive tick / parasite dude they support. Nose candy. Don't call me.just stay in the pokey. (same on the repeated domestic squabble with the parasite you support).

But I know lots."just trying to get by" None of the crap you mention.

Good for nice dinner date.and fun afterwards.

Yah need to find a better class of cuddle buddies. LOL.[/QUOTE]Your the expert doc!

Yeah from my stripper UTR I get the phone call, "Come visit me in jail?" She didn't want bail, wanted to stay in as detox. Didn't visit but got the best hug of my life when she got out. Back to shootin up daily now. No she's not a bottom feeder just had a few rough patches in her life, daughter of a hooker addict, daddy was an unknown customer, stepdaddy a methcooker (just like on the hit TV series), has several rich sugardaddys in love with her (CPA, lawyer, plus a building contractor owner alone paying her $1000 a week). Every guy she meets she wonders if he's her daddy... She's got a lot of potential, rips my heart when she cries that she's trying to change and better herself for her kids. She's very beautiful when she tries to be, definitely an artistic flair in style and dress. To see her smile and hear her laugh, or run and giggle like a little girl is amazing. She says she loves me after a night of massage, sleep then fuk. I'm sure several are in love with her, male and female. She often tries to be that cool GF, inviting a 2nd lady into the bedroom (a stripper who I also dine and date), a great tip for any lady to heal her man's wounds after a fight...

One of the former fav UTR addicts on here was good for lunch dates, very polite, very pleasant, well behaved, poorly dressed so I bought her clothes. She did invite her starving BF / pimp / addict too on occasion, tho he was polite as well. "He's not my pimp I'm a private contractor, why does everybody say that?" LOL including her daddy says that. I still dine with her and her BF, but BF don't like me dining alone anymore because we used to play free fuckbuddies after she retired. Escorting literally turned into an affair. Damn good sex too! Got the pics and vids to prove it, her idea. She's also a great wing girl (she prefers wingman) for drawing in other hotties to fuk me, like bait. Tho my alky ex wife freaked when she met her accidentally...then literally ran away screaming...LOL (already divorced a year). The real drama came after she cleaned up then DCS took her kid, all hell broke loose then, while she stays clean n mostly sober to fight her imaginary demons and the real demons in govt.

I did meet a non-pro hottie in the jacuuzi last night, clean and sober after years of recovery to get her kid back from DCS, hot young body in a bikini, covered in tats and knows where the nearest strip club is so she's a fun lady I'm sure. She insisted she give me her #. Has a good fulltime job / career in a real business. No babydaddy in the picture. I ask all the right qualifying questions in the first 5 minutes. I owe it all to my lady teachers here on USASG! Now I'm a manho thanks to them... Ready to feast upon a better class of free fukbuddies. She may be a doc holliday UTR type, or just a friendly fuck, don't know yet, don't care really. Got to play the real dating game to find out.

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