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That's wrapped beautifully but not much in the box?

And I should have known better. A girl I had kinda screwed around with a few years back called me out of the blue. I asked her if she still had the same crappy attitude, and she said "no". Okay, I'll TOFTT - (MT. My Team).

OMFG! She looks amazing! She has dropped a few pounds and has a model beautiful body. She let me in wearing a bright red body stocking that let me see every curve, every muscle, the roundness of her titties and the puffy, delicious camel toe just waiting for me. Even watching her from the back turned me on. The broadness of her shoulders triangulating down to a narrow waist, all supported by that round cherry-looking ass that would make Jaylo jealous. When she stripped out of the body stocking, those perfectly proportioned titties jutted out, inviting squeezing and sucking. I was in heaven as I went down on a clean and tasty pussy, with that sweet, honey-like taste some women have.

Well, that's about where the fantasy ended and reality reared its bored, spiritless head. She let me eat her to completion, but it was like she came in spite of me eating her, not because of it. I wanted to continue because she did bust, but she said she was too sensitive. Already afflicted with No-Help Johnson, I began to lose the little erection I was gaining. With fucking off the table, she began a blow job, that basically screamed "I know all the dance moves, but I don't like the music. " Great skills with crap attitude. Let me help you, I say, as I stroke Sammy Softee with one hand and hold her head in place with the other. Yes, I found some excitement in jacking my hand into those full DSL lips. As I started to cum, she pulled away, so I shot my load on her neck and tits. I think if I had sprayed her with molten lava, she couldn't have moved away from me any faster.

As I dressed, she assured me she wasn't a lesbian. However she approached her work the same way a middle aged man approaches the cubicle at a job he's worked way too long.

So if anyone knows a model-beautiful black woman under 30 that enthusiastically slurps semen from limp old white dicks and enjoys sex like a nymphomaniac on ecstasy, please let me know.

Coochie (Every day goes by, I wonder why I don't stick to masturbation) Eater.

God bless you all.

P.S. It's because masturbation doesn't have the sweet honey taste that some women's pussies have. That's why. Or big black nipples I can pinch and twist. Or big full lips I can beat repeatedly while I stroke my bratwurst. Or the thrill of being caught in a car in a vacant lot. Or the mutual humiliation of trading sex for money. Jerking into a Kleenex just doesn't provide those thrills.

OK, so I had an ad on CL. A girl by the name of Kayla L. Replied & sent her BEAUTIFUL pics right away along with her phone # and asked me to text her. Blond, blue eyed spinner. How could I resist? So we agree on a price that is much higher than I normally pay (100) for a Massage with a BJ for HE. I arrive at her location which is near 16th & Wind Lake. She comes out to meet me & YES definitely the beautiful spinner in the pics she sent. Go up to the rat hole apartment which she tells me is her sister's place. Go to bed room. Mattress on floor. Shit!! But OK, lets have at it. At that point the vibe was more / less neutral. She asks for the donation, which I give her & then things start going down hill after she tucks the money somewhere safe. She says she normally gets much more so I could have either a BJ OR a massage but not both. I say how about a short massage with a BJ. She says OK. By now the bad vibes were off the chart. So I get on the bed & had to ask her to remove her clothes. She did. PERFECT body. Tiny ass with super nice perky A cup titties. So she does a pathetic 5 min massage & tells me to flip. I figure, might as well. I do & she starts with what could kinda be called a BJ. Not much happening with junior down below so I rub those nice tits a little & ask if I can put a FIV. No!! After about 1 or 2 minutes of her "kinda" blowing me she says: "I don't think you're going to cum & my friends will be coming in shortly to check on me since this is the first time I am seeing you. " That was my cue to get up, get dressed & take my leave. I don't think this was a YMMV thing but I can't be certain. I think things went exactly as planned by her.

So I didn't get robbed and / or beat up and it wasn't a cash & dash (but it might as well have been). So I just blew half my monthly hobby budget & came home with blue balls & my tail tucked. How humiliating. I think I'm gettin too old for this Unicorn hunting BS. Problem is, I had a good looking spinner Unicorn for a while before she left town so now I'm addicted. Damn!!

Here's her phone number so nobody else gets burned: (262) xxx- 9217.

I will attempt to upload the pics she sent me but no guarantees since I'm not very techno.

[QUOTE=DaddyForYou;3765211]She posted on Sunday. Post said 26 years old, 5 foot 3, 125 pounds. Texted a bit with her She said she was doing incall near 38th and National. Stated 80/120/200 I thought that was a bit pricey so said have a nice day.[/QUOTE]I saw Gemma twice in January at a reasonable rate. Around 38th and National. She disappeared then resurfaced with new obnoxious rates. Now Emma comes along in the same area with the same rates. Did they hire an agent? Maybe it's coincidence that the names rhyme.

[QUOTE=BadGr54;3765839]OK, so I had an ad on CL. A girl by the name of Kayla L. Replied & sent her BEAUTIFUL pics right away along with her phone # and asked me to text her. Blond, blue eyed spinner. How could I resist? So we agree on a price that is much higher than I normally pay (100) for a Massage with a BJ for HE. I arrive at her location which is near 16th & Wind Lake. She comes out to meet me & YES definitely the beautiful spinner in the pics she sent. Go up to the rat hole apartment which she tells me is her sister's place. Go to bed room. Mattress on floor. Shit!! But OK, lets have at it. At that point the vibe was more / less neutral. She asks for the donation, which I give her & then things start going down hill after she tucks the money somewhere safe. She says she normally gets much more so I could have either a BJ OR a massage but not both. I say how about a short massage with a BJ. She says OK. By now the bad vibes were off the chart. So I get on the bed & had to ask her to remove her clothes. She did. PERFECT body. Tiny ass with super nice perky A cup titties. So she does a pathetic 5 min massage & tells me to flip. I figure, might as well. I do & she starts with what could kinda be called a BJ. Not much happening with junior down below so I rub those nice tits a little & ask if I can put a FIV. No!! After about 1 or 2 minutes of her "kinda" blowing me she says: "I don't think you're going to cum & my friends will be coming in shortly to check on me since this is the first time I am seeing you. " That was my cue to get up, get dressed & take my leave. I don't think this was a YMMV thing but I can't be certain. I think things went exactly as planned by her.

So I didn't get robbed and / or beat up and it wasn't a cash & dash (but it might as well have been). So I just blew half my monthly hobby budget & came home with blue balls & my tail tucked. How humiliating. I think I'm gettin too old for this Unicorn hunting BS. Problem is, I had a good looking spinner Unicorn for a while before she left town so now I'm addicted. Damn!!

Here's her phone number so nobody else gets burned: (262) xxx- 9217.

I will attempt to upload the pics she sent me but no guarantees since I'm not very techno.[/QUOTE]You were in a shthole neighborhood in a crummy place with a mattress on the floor. Of course its not going to work. Maybe the girl was too good looking to be true. Sometimes a plainer girl in a nice area is the way to go. Thing did not add up. Why is this girl there if she is so hot and why haven't we all heard of her? I have had similar in a similar area but insisted we take a drive down to the Suburban where I AM IN CONTROL.

I'm not trying to sound like a dick here, but I think some guys didn't read the first post I had about Cindy. She's a civilian, not a provider. There was no damages beyond my buying lunch and lingerie. She's just a young lady who answered my ad. Now, having said that, I will drop a subtle hint that I may know of other interested guys after she and I meet a few more times. If she is I will provide her info. Until said time, please stop blowing up my inbox please.

Roland.

[QUOTE=DaddyForYou;3765211]She posted on Sunday. Post said 26 years old, 5 foot 3, 125 pounds. Texted a bit with her She said she was doing incall near 38th and National. Stated 80/120/200 I thought that was a bit pricey so said have a nice day.[/QUOTE]I knew her in my younger days. Back then, she was a sweet girl. Not the brightest, but a complete box of rocks. Here's the scoop. She's 31. Has a kid, so likely some baby damage. She has a heroin problem, as well as sticky fingers to support her habits, which she is obviously not very good at, according to CCAP. Spent time as a guest of the state for various felonies. Theft, prescription fraud of some kind, drugs.

[QUOTE=DaddyForYou;3765211]She posted on Sunday. Post said 26 years old, 5 foot 3, 125 pounds. Texted a bit with her She said she was doing incall near 38th and National. Stated 80/120/200 I thought that was a bit pricey so said have a nice day.[/QUOTE]She says she has no gag reflex. Almost had her once but had to use some money. She is pricey but I wouldn't mind testing out her throat on my 9 rod. She says she only swallows too. If I had her number I'd reach out again.

[QUOTE=RolandDeschain;3766305]I'm not trying to sound like a dick here, but I think some guys didn't read the first post I had about Cindy. She's a civilian, not a provider. There was no damages beyond my buying lunch and lingerie. She's just a young lady who answered my ad. Now, having said that, I will drop a subtle hint that I may know of other interested guys after she and I meet a few more times. If she is I will provide her info. Until said time, please stop blowing up my inbox please.

Roland.[/QUOTE]What did you expect from guys? If theres something that we hear about that is out there do you think we won't ask?

Its even better when we don't have to work at it, its just given.

[QUOTE=RolandDeschain;3766305]I'm not trying to sound like a dick here, but I think some guys didn't read the first post I had about Cindy. She's a civilian, not a provider. There was no damages beyond my buying lunch and lingerie. She's just a young lady who answered my ad. Now, having said that, I will drop a subtle hint that I may know of other interested guys after she and I meet a few more times. If she is I will provide her info. Until said time, please stop blowing up my inbox please.

Roland.[/QUOTE]Is going to loose you your free pussy. Don't worry about the other mongers untill you've had your fill of this chick. Your post shows us how to fish thank you for that. No need to share your catch.

[QUOTE=ThotSlap;3766567]Is going to loose you your free pussy. Don't worry about the other mongers untill you've had your fill of this chick. Your post shows us how to fish thank you for that. No need to share your catch.[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree more. I'm always suprised by this. My response was more sarcastic than anything else. I like to fish, every once in a while a get a lunker.

Have been browsing CL again lately looking for that diamond in the rough. Every so often you get it. However, found a girl in lake count that was looking for a pounding. After a few emails back and forth she quoted me 1. To get it, my only question is. Is this the psycho girl?? I haven't pulled the trigger yet you til I am sure it's not her. Hoping to get some feedback.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;3753188]I responded to a CL ad about 3 weeks ago and finaly met her last week. She's in a very safe area on the ss, nice home, very clean. She's probably about 5'2", maybe late 20's early 30's, latina, nice black hair, good looking (imo 6 or 7). Small ta ta's with fun nips, and nice soft skin.

I'm not really a massage guy but I thought it was ok, a little teasing, warm oil or dry. She offered 2 finishes. Good finish both times. Like I said I'm not a massage guy but I've seen her a couple times now and plan on seeing her again. For me not really any pros or cons, just a good time with a nice woman.

I have digits for contributing members.[/QUOTE]So I gave digits to at least 10 guys and have seen nothing reported. Anyone connect?

[QUOTE=MilwFireman;3766659]Have been browsing CL again lately looking for that diamond in the rough. Every so often you get it. However, found a girl in lake count that was looking for a pounding. After a few emails back and forth she quoted me 1. To get it, my only question is. Is this the psycho girl?? I haven't pulled the trigger yet you til I am sure it's not her. Hoping to get some feedback.[/QUOTE]Post #2270 has a picture that matches one of yours. I've never seen her, but it was reported after the other post that this is crazy sara / nicole. Phone # ends in 5357?

[QUOTE=MilwFireman;3766659]Have been browsing CL again lately looking for that diamond in the rough. Every so often you get it. However, found a girl in lake count that was looking for a pounding. After a few emails back and forth she quoted me 1. To get it, my only question is. Is this the psycho girl?? I haven't pulled the trigger yet you til I am sure it's not her. Hoping to get some feedback.[/QUOTE]It's her. 95% sure.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;3766581]I couldn't agree more. I'm always suprised by this. My response was more sarcastic than anything else. I like to fish, every once in a while a get a lunker.[/QUOTE]So after mounting our lunker we like to show off our catch.