Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]There is significant resentment in the provider community regarding our little coffe clutch. They are not happy that what they believe is their business being discussed so openly online.

I have noticed an uptick in complaints from providers on this subject over the last three months.[/QUOTE]

Sure they complain. This forum puts them on the spot. It's not just their business being discussed so openly online. It's our business too. I doubt that the places with good reviews have many complaints. And this forum is a lot more private than some wide open place like Yelp.

I've asked this before, so please excuse me for being persistant, but does anybody know if they have a forum of their own? Maybe on QQ? If so, it would be easy to read it with the help of Google Translate. It would be interesting to know what they think about things.

Anybody know anything?

Dreamt about a visit to Oki Dokie spa on chicago ave this afternoon. Walked in and saw the mamasan and two other girls one Chinese one latina, both I their late 20's. The Chinese girl was about a 7. 5 and the latina about an 8.

I got an hour plus table shower. I was led back to the shower by the Chinese girl, Selina I think. The shower was clean and was a nice prelude to the massage. I was rock hard when I was on my back and she brushed up against it and said sorry so I think at this point she was unsure that I was here for extras.

Massage was actually really nice and relaxing. After a good hour on both sides, she didn't brush up against me standing at attention, so when she came in with towels to clean up the oil, I asked her to help me out. She seemed a little surprised but was willing to help. She asked how much I had and I told her 40 she said ok. Good finish. All in all good massage, cute girl, good ending. Oki doki is ok in my book.

Why does anybody ever choose to discuss this site with ANY provider? Unless a wife works there or you have a financial interest in the business. Food for thought.

[QUOTE=Paleface]Sure they complain. This forum puts them on the spot. It's not just their business being discussed so openly online. It's our business too. I doubt that the places with good reviews have many complaints. And this forum is a lot more private than some wide open place like Yelp.

I've asked this before, so please excuse me for being persistant, but does anybody know if they have a forum of their own? Maybe on QQ? If so, it would be easy to read it with the help of Google Translate. It would be interesting to know what they think about things.

Anybody know anything?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Amp Middleman]Why does anybody ever choose to discuss this site with ANY provider? Unless a wife works there or you have a financial interest in the business. Food for thought.[/QUOTE]

A couple of months ago I was with an AMP girl who I had never seen before. Her screening questions were:

Have you been here before?
Who did you see?
Do you go on the internet?
Do you write reports?

She went on to tell me that reviews are very bad because the police read them. If she's right or wrong it doesn't matter. It's the perception that her and other providers share.

[QUOTE=Amp Middleman]Why does anybody ever choose to discuss this site with ANY provider? [/QUOTE]I certainly have not brought it up. They have.

I tell them that I have no idea what they are talking about.

I have been a long time viewer and first time poster. I have tried the Lifetime Spa in Skokie several times and have always had a great massage. These AMP girl's know how to really walk on your back. The TS is great and when the flip comes on the massage there is the question of what next. You only need to point to Mr. Happy and the ladies will make sure he is taken care of. I always leave with a smile.

Where can I fine a BMP? I have a craving for a hot BMP lady.

[QUOTE=Paleface]Sure they complain. This forum puts them on the spot. It's not just their business being discussed so openly online. It's our business too. I doubt that the places with good reviews have many complaints. And this forum is a lot more private than some wide open place like Yelp.

I've asked this before, so please excuse me for being persistant, but does anybody know if they have a forum of their own? Maybe on QQ? If so, it would be easy to read it with the help of Google Translate. It would be interesting to know what they think about things.

Anybody know anything?[/QUOTE]

It depends on the provider. I've had some providers ask me to post reviews.
Especially if I enjoyed their service.

[QUOTE=High Riser]A couple of months ago I was with an AMP girl who I had never seen before. Her screening questions were:

Have you been here before?
Who did you see?
Do you go on the internet?
Do you write reports?

She went on to tell me that reviews are very bad because the police read them. If she's right or wrong it doesn't matter. It's the perception that her and other providers share.[/QUOTE]
Yes. They must be worried about LE reading our comments. On the other hand, I’ve had a lot to say here, took a few for the team, and not one of the places I’ve reported on has been busted, as far as I know. But I think there might be something else bothering our friends.

I think that the AMP girls are very private people, especially when it comes to sex. And the older they are, the more reserved. I feel like I’m back in the 50s sometimes. One girl asked me not to say anything on the internet. (She had no idea I am on this forum.) The language was pretty broken up, but I think that she meant that she did not want to give FS to every guy who walked through the door. At least, that is what I think she meant. Who knows sometimes?

I think that if we report the details of what goes on behind closed doors, they risk “losing face.” From what I understand, face is important in Chinese culture. People in China have been know to commit suicide for the loss of face. I think they want to keep their affairs quiet.

I really don’t know what I’m talking about though. What are they called? “The inscrutable Chinese?” They come from another culture, and in some cases another century. An older girl from the country is different from a young city girl. And they lie. If I believe what they say, they all come from Beijing. Every one of them? It’s not true. They have varying levels of sophistication/westernization. The more ”Chinese” they are, the more closed.

But in the end, I think they are less complicated than American girls, and so I keep going back.

Sorry: I could have said that in fewer words. They don’t want to be embarrassed.

I think you are right that a lot of it is modesty. They might not even openly talk about it to each-other let alone anyone else. But "face" and how it relates to the Chinese is way overblown; other than the business culture, the Chinese don't really pay that much heed to it. People can be embarrassed, but most don't actually frame it in this concept of "face".

Also, there are a lot of cities around Beijing, sometimes it's just easier to say they are from Beijing. Most of the country is divided (culturally) between Beijing (north), Shanghai (middle), and Hong Kong (south).

[QUOTE=Paleface]Yes. They must be worried about LE reading our comments. On the other hand, I’ve had a lot to say here, took a few for the team, and not one of the places I’ve reported on has been busted, as far as I know. But I think there might be something else bothering our friends.

I think that the AMP girls are very private people, especially when it comes to sex. And the older they are, the more reserved. I feel like I’m back in the 50s sometimes. One girl asked me not to say anything on the internet. (She had no idea I am on this forum.) The language was pretty broken up, but I think that she meant that she did not want to give FS to every guy who walked through the door. At least, that is what I think she meant. Who knows sometimes?

I think that if we report the details of what goes on behind closed doors, they risk “losing face.” From what I understand, face is important in Chinese culture. People in China have been know to commit suicide for the loss of face. I think they want to keep their affairs quiet.

I really don’t know what I’m talking about though. What are they called? “The inscrutable Chinese?” They come from another culture, and in some cases another century. An older girl from the country is different from a young city girl. And they lie. If I believe what they say, they all come from Beijing. Every one of them? It’s not true. They have varying levels of sophistication/westernization. The more ”Chinese” they are, the more closed.

But in the end, I think they are less complicated than American girls, and so I keep going back.

Sorry: I could have said that in fewer words. They don’t want to be embarrassed.[/QUOTE]

So after driving past Finesse on Chicago Ave many times I deceided to TOFFT as I haven't seen any reports on this place. Turns on it's all Latina's at the place. Rates are .60 for the hr or .40 for the hh no ts only stand up shower. Opted for the hh had a Latina didn't catch her name kinda slim to regular build not fat 34 years old. Her face was not that pretty but her body more than made up for that. I took the shower she led me into my room and began an uncovered massage. The massage was actually pretty good but this girl was very talkative asked e a few of the basic questions I'm used to "Have you been here before etc.." Her English ins't that great just as a head up for you guys. On the flip massaged my legs, thighs, chest then were down to the negoitations and as always the standard latina quote of 50/50/50 was given. I then played a little reverse psychology and I told her "Regardless of what I offer you where else can you get paid that much money in a matter of minutes? Sge then thought about what I said and asked me make me an offer so I told her I'd give her .100 for an all nude hj with roaming and toching allowed. She agreed to my surprise other than the typical strech marks after having kids (she told me she has 4) her belly was flat and nice little tight ass, average sizes tits and bald pussy. She let me suck on her tits while I grabbed on her ass and played with her clit and she was all cool with this. I must've lasted 10 minutes or more but she kept stroking away and playing with the boys before the big pop where she cleaned me up with a hot towel and walked me out. She told me she wanted me to come back and see her again which I think I'll do just too see if I can get FS from her as she seemed very cool and comfortable with me. Grand total spent .140

Hello,

I am visiting from the southeast and would appreciate some info on AMPs that are within walking distance or short train ride from the W Randolph St/Lasalle of the city. From RTF it looks like there may be a new AMP (Lily Spa) around 2050 W Belmont, but not much about it... That would be 6 or so miles as best I can tell.

I also saw mention of a new place (no name) around 1700 North Ave which would be 2-3 miles away. Something closer would be even better.

I am here on business so my opportunities to get out will be in the evening hours. Any assistance is greatly appreciated. PMs will work!

Best Regards,

InOut

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]So after driving past Finesse on Chicago Ave many times I deceided to TOFFT as I haven't seen any reports on this place. Turns on it's all Latina's at the place. Rates are .60 for the hr or .40 for the hh no ts only stand up shower. Opted for the hh had a Latina didn't catch her name kinda slim to regular build not fat 34 years old. Her face was not that pretty but her body more than made up for that. I took the shower she led me into my room and began an uncovered massage. The massage was actually pretty good but this girl was very talkative asked e a few of the basic questions I'm used to "Have you been here before etc.." Her English ins't that great just as a head up for you guys. On the flip massaged my legs, thighs, chest then were down to the negoitations and as always the standard latina quote of 50/50/50 was given. I then played a little reverse psychology and I told her "Regardless of what I offer you where else can you get paid that much money in a matter of minutes? Sge then thought about what I said and asked me make me an offer so I told her I'd give her .100 for an all nude hj with roaming and toching allowed. She agreed to my surprise other than the typical strech marks after having kids (she told me she has 4) her belly was flat and nice little tight ass, average sizes tits and bald pussy. She let me suck on her tits while I grabbed on her ass and played with her clit and she was all cool with this. I must've lasted 10 minutes or more but she kept stroking away and playing with the boys before the big pop where she cleaned me up with a hot towel and walked me out. She told me she wanted me to come back and see her again which I think I'll do just too see if I can get FS from her as she seemed very cool and comfortable with me. Grand total spent .140[/QUOTE]I also recently TOFFT, having not seen yours. I met a petite 6. She was not talkative at all, but was clinically cold in fact. She gave me a weak massage, and similar options.

A CBJ should be done with "Finesse", she performed hers with teeth bared. I left feeling like I was shredded. Will not repeat.

Violet was busted last week.

Had a dream yesterday, which turned into a nightmare, that I visited Seven Heavens. Met a young attractive thing with long hair and nice legs. Dreamt that I heard her ask a door fee of. 4 for the half hour and. 6 for the full hour. Since she was so attractive I dreamt that I opted for the full hour. Paid that fee plus another. 25 for a table shower. In my dream she led me to the massage room and told me to disrobe, which I did, and when she returned she immediately grabbed a towel and put it around me, my first indication that the dream was turning into a nightmare. In the dream she now led me to the shower room where she gave me an okay shower, but on the flip she placed a wash cloth on the strategic location and I fell further into the nightmare. She finished the table shower and dried me off a little. Then she left to prepare the massage table. The massage was half-hearted and my body was covered with a towel. She spent most of the time on my back. Finally, I ended the session because I realized nothing extra was going to happen. I ended the session and dressed. She did give me a cup of water before I left. Then as I was leaving, the nightmare struck full blown. She actually asked for a tip. I said for what. She said for the massage. I remarked forget that. She came back with what that mean. I told her that when her English was better, she'd understand and left still full of tension, and thinking I'd never visit that place again. Later I did dream that I probably was a little harsh, maybe I could have left a fiver, but at the time that was the last thing on my mind. Absolutely my worst MP dream.

[QUOTE=Paparovich]Violet was busted last week.[/QUOTE]

There has been a sweep underway for a few weeks now. The goal is to shut down at least 50 places for good. ASAP.

So I have this muscle that needs to be massaged. I head up to Asaina to see Katrina. When I get there I'am told that she does not work there anymore. So now I see two girl. I hasw a very short white skirt on the other has a skirt that is just above the knee. So I pick the short skirt. I could not understand her name. She was the cuter one of the two. 65 for the hour. No ts offered. So as I go into the room, my phone rings and its Rose from Rose Spa. She tells me that she has two new young and cute girls that I should stop by. She said special price if I come by too night. Now every time she has called about new girls she was right on the young and cute part. So I tell her that I will be by later. Anyway back to Asiana. As I'm on the table her crotch is rubbing against my head and she is pushing hard. So still face down I grab her ass and let my hands roam under her skirt. I find a nice black g-string.
The massage sucked but the flip was lots of fun. No fs or bj. but my muscle was good to go.
Does anyone know what happened to Katrina. She was very good at relaxing me.Plus she has an awsome ass.

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]So after driving past Finesse on Chicago Ave many times I deceided to TOFFT as I haven't seen any reports on this place. Turns on it's all Latina's at the place. Rates are .60 for the hr or .40 for the hh no ts only stand up shower. Opted for the hh had a Latina didn't catch her name kinda slim to regular build not fat 34 years old. Her face was not that pretty but her body more than made up for that. I took the shower she led me into my room and began an uncovered massage. The massage was actually pretty good but this girl was very talkative asked e a few of the basic questions I'm used to "Have you been here before etc.." Her English ins't that great just as a head up for you guys. On the flip massaged my legs, thighs, chest then were down to the negoitations and as always the standard latina quote of 50/50/50 was given. I then played a little reverse psychology and I told her "Regardless of what I offer you where else can you get paid that much money in a matter of minutes? Sge then thought about what I said and asked me make me an offer so I told her I'd give her .100 for an all nude hj with roaming and toching allowed. She agreed to my surprise other than the typical strech marks after having kids (she told me she has 4) her belly was flat and nice little tight ass, average sizes tits and bald pussy. She let me suck on her tits while I grabbed on her ass and played with her clit and she was all cool with this. I must've lasted 10 minutes or more but she kept stroking away and playing with the boys before the big pop where she cleaned me up with a hot towel and walked me out. She told me she wanted me to come back and see her again which I think I'll do just too see if I can get FS from her as she seemed very cool and comfortable with me. Grand total spent .140[/QUOTE]Good play on the reverse, but you still paid too much.

The best thing to do is roam while the massage is going on.

Take controll right away, demand a real massage tell them what hurt.

But reinforce all of this positively by telling them they are doing a good job.

It's sends mixed signals.

Also lets them know you arent a cop, because you are rubbing all over them.

Then act as if you arent even interested in the finish before negotiations, then don't.

Tell them you are much better getting a deal at another spa on FS.

And the massage wasnt worth all that.

Then they get scared of not getting a tip.

Then more avenues open.

I would NEVER pay 100 for a HJ. NEVER

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If a person wants to know about which girl you see and which sa, then as a rite of passage they need to toftft!

Then the seniors can validate their experience and give them a pass!

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I got like no info from this place when I first started.

But I remained resilent. And earned the respect of several people.

I toftft often. Now I know the spots.

If you don't have the time or resources to be mongering, then this aint the hobby for you!

Try picking up bitches on dating sites.

There should be a senior's only forum for people who have actually met during the hobby.

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If a person wants to know about which girl you see and which sa, then as a rite of passage they need to toftft!

Then the seniors can validate their experience and give them a pass!

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I got like no info from this place when I first started.

But I remained resilent. And earned the respect of several people.

I toftft often. Now I know the spots.

If you don't have the time or resources to be mongering, then this aint the hobby for you!

Try picking up bitches on dating sites.

There should be a senior's only forum for people who have actually met during the hobby.

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]: [/b] [blue]This report was edited to remove what appeared to be a public effort to [u]discourage members from posting information[/u]. If you have a concern about information posted by another member, then please contact them privately by PM. Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines for further information.[/blue][/QUOTE]I'm not discouraging anything.

I'm jsut saying a little discretion.

I mean if the the spots get shut down.

Then we got NO where to go.

Except cicero.

And no one wants to go there.

I've tried this place twice now and struck out both times. Good massage, but no point in getting three strikes. Good luck kids.

Gents,

Went for a little south side action today, they advertise on about being near Beverly, but they are in a house in blue island. Went, got an ok massage and it went the full hour and she rubbed everything, then at the end shes like that it, and I said are you kidding me? She said, never for a first time client and I was like WTF? So she said come back and it will be different.

I gave her a ten dollar tip and said see ya, kind of dump, won't repeat. If your going down that route don't rub my sack for 20 minutes. And yes, I know I should tip, but I don't miss the money and well, if I ever do go back. At least she won't think DB.

Regards,

Gf

How old was the woman 2 was she good looking 3 is there only 1 girl working there help us out.

[QUOTE=Golferfore]Gents,

Went for a little south side action today, they advertise on about being near Beverly, but they are in a house in blue island. Went, got an ok massage and it went the full hour and she rubbed everything, then at the end shes like that it, and I said are you kidding me? She said, never for a first time client and I was like WTF? So she said come back and it will be different.

I gave her a ten dollar tip and said see ya, kind of dump, won't repeat. If your going down that route don't rub my sack for 20 minutes. And yes, I know I should tip, but I don't miss the money and well, if I ever do go back. At least she won't think DB.

Regards,

Gf[/QUOTE]

Ello Boys!

Had a dream I was in a Pine Tree. .7 massage for a cutie pie who really pretended to rike me. I'd have to give her a 7/10 (skinny cute dark hair). If I remember my dream correctly, which I do, I dreamt her name was amy. She was smoother than silk and smelled appetizing. I didn't dare take a bite due to insufficient funds, but I did dare for other table fare. Massage lasted about 10 mins tops (WTF?) then flip and HE for .3 No negoting necessary. Shouldnt have even done .3 for the 10 min massage!! Nonetheless, I could see FS easily being had there (Still don't know if thats what I'd be into, wise chinaman once tell me "Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs." So i've been picky about where I fish.

Cheers,

Sal Minella

I have an extreme admiration for Latinas so visited a Latina mp on west Armitage yesterday. Fine table shower and massage with HE from Angela. I will repeat! However, I apologize to all fellow mongers for my lapse of judgment in payment because I realize it just ups the ante for everybody. I left far too large a donation, but I just can't help it with those fine Latinas!

There are apparently two people working there and Melany was ok, if your into the south side skinny Irish thing.

Anyone been there lately?

I still never got passed 69, the last few times I tried.

Anyone EVER got fs there at all?

Would any member who reads Chinese and gets the local Chinese papers please PM me? I need help on tracking down something Thanks!

While I was stuck at work late last night, I dreamed that I was walking towards Senina after calling to make a late appointment (Lucy had left at that point but Lisa was still there). To my surprise, she was hanging outside, recognized me and led me inside. While undressing I noticed an interesting note inside my room:

Please Do Not Solicit Our Therapists for Sexual Acts. IT IS ILLEGAL.

Well, my dream had taken an interesting turn. So I had the TS and massage and noticed that Lisa was really prolonging the session and was giving the best massage I have had from her. 'Maybe they are trying to go legit. '

And then came the flip. And the session ended how it usually ended while I am with her. Dressed, tipped, hugged, left and just as I was about to wake up, I said to myself, "Clearly, they're trying to discourage newbies and cover their butts with the signage. "

Woke up, closed up my office and went home. Surprisingly, I had a hankering for Chinese food.

Drove by B and D on Lincoln today and LE was parked right out in front, be careful.

There is one Axxa providing her service in her condo(60612).

Did anyone try her? How is her place and service?

Her pic looks sexy.

I went by this newer amp a few weeks ago that is located in the 3000 block on Lawrence. It's new so everything was clean. I had to wait outside for a few minutes to clear the people traffic in front of this place. I don't want to be seen entering or leaving. Went in total hour is 65. Massage started out well enough, uncovered. It was more of a rub than a massage. Masseuse was a mid 40s thin lady. When it came towards the end asked for the standard HR and was denied. She claims she does not do this. She did offer self service...no thanks, left a .1 tip and left.

I have been to many amps and have never been denied, I def don't give off the cop vibe as I am Asian. Maybe they are new and skeptical...who knows, either way will not be returning.

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]Anyone been there lately?

I still never got passed 69, the last few times I tried.

Anyone EVER got fs there at all?[/QUOTE]

Untied spa never heard of. United on other hand, you pretty much got most your going to get. Still think it is best for money in the area because my TS has always been great, massage always above average. I try to get there every 60-90 days or so.
Have never tried Gunnison Spa. May hit that one next time just for a change of pace.

TB

Yesterday called Elegant to see if Eva was on. After many questions, was told that Eva was temporarily gone (?) because her aunt had died.

I know she worked at a couple of other spots. Any info on her, guys?

China Spa has put together a new team of girls that should change things for the better. I spotted Judy, formerly of B & B, and other spas as well as another good girl formerly from Relax.

Don't write this place off. I was berry happy with my treatment here.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]Yesterday called Elegant to see if Eva was on. After many questions, was told that Eva was temporarily gone (?) because her aunt had died.

I know she worked at a couple of other spots. Any info on her, guys?[/QUOTE]She no longer works at elegance she is at the spa on 1512 damen, she likes the location there better.

Can anyone give me any reports on United Spa?

I have been interested in trying it out, is it worth the trip?

[QUOTE=Zrdt1]Can anyone give me any reports on United Spa?

I have been interested in trying it out, is it worth the trip?[/QUOTE]

Search my posts, see "Lawrence and Harlem."

[QUOTE=Sticky Rice]She no longer works at elegance she is at the spa on 1512 damen, she likes the location there better.[/QUOTE]

This afternoon, I happen to witness a therapist from this address taken away in handcuffs.

[QUOTE=Cubiche]This afternoon, I happen to witness a therapist from this address taken away in handcuffs.[/QUOTE]

Was that the spy at 1512 ? It was not Dee Dee I hope?