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[QUOTE=Glaucon]So. Lets assume that you are in one of those unfortunate living situations (lets call it, I dunno, marriage) and all of your financial transactions are monitored by an internal control and consumption agency (lets call it, your wife).

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Suggest to the auditor that both of you should get a reserve fund each month to spend on whatever you want and no more. Tell the auditor that it is a way to limit runaway spending due to impulse. That when that reserve is gone each month, that is it, an no more will be used for secular purchases. Get a separate bank account (without interest so there are no tax forms) and save as much as you can by giving up all of the other fun things you do.. like eating lunch.

Then be frugal with those funds...don't let the little peon think for the big boss.

You started off with the wrong finance organization by allowing the revenue to be placed into the general fund. Revenue streams should be directly deposited into an account receivables ledger and then dispersed into the general fund. That way changes in revenue will not be seen in the general fund if consistent transfers are made each month.

Completely ruined the wity, entertaining, and mildly ribald response I had been putting together for my reception to all of your great suggestions.

Damn these ponderous, tuber thick, fingers of mine. (ladies...nudge nudge wink wink)

I won't repeat what I may or may not have sent on in an incomplete form a second ago, but I will say thank you very much all of the creative financiers our fair board seems to have attracted. Genius. Sheer Genius.

Also worth mentioning:

Dear Jillian,

I have not seen you (my loss I know), but by all accounts you do yourself a disservice in that post by first saying that bartering works with ladies not in the "best category" and then intimating that you yourself are interested in a lap top.

By all accounts that I have read, you my dear, are in the very highest echelons of our hobby.

Just as soon as my "Male Arm Candy" business takes off as suggested by Freckle Freaks Idea #7, I will happily furnish you with all the lap bottoms (or tops if you must ) you could want!


-Joe Schlobotnik

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]Henry Kissinger was?

Is he dead?[/QUOTE]

I thought he was, but I was mistaken. Hmm - I feel better already!

[QUOTE=Sexy Jillian]Try the barter system, now some girls will not partake but the ones who arent well established or who arent in the "best category" will.

For instance a laptop computer (us women love) jewelry the wife doesnt seem to wear, even new perfumes she buys but never wears.[/QUOTE]

Now I have tried this but with very little success. Most providers view these items as "tips" rather than payment.

[QUOTE=Sexy Jillian]Make it clear and firm in your first email what you have to offer and what you are looking for in return (non graphic of course, but with hints i.e. gfe etc.[/QUOTE]

I will agree with Sexy Jillian on this. I had the opportunity to meet two very lovely ladies in San Antonio a year or so ago that were desperate for a laptop computer (would even take used) - CL ad before the crackdown. We settled on two hours with both of them that would have normally run $600. Well I was lucky enough to have been in Best Buy earlier that day and noticed a computer on sale for $300.. just to even it out a little, I bought them an inexpensive digital camera that was on special too.

They were verrrrry grateful and it was two hours of great fun (actually a bit more since I bought alcohol too). I think we tried every combination a MFF threesome could think of. I was quite surprised when i received an email the following week with pictures from their time on the Jerry Springer show.... still haven't figured out what episode they appeared on, but one day I will find it....

This is one of my all time top experiences and one I won't forget......

[QUOTE=Sexy Jillian]Was talking to a friend in the hobby who sees me quite often and he eluded to me this evening that he almost fell for a "sting" operation at none other then the springhill suites in Fishers!

The setup was that he called a girl with no reviews etc and agreed to meet her at the hotel for 300 GFE one hour. Immediately as he turned past Petersons restaurant he spotted a black tinted out malibu, and also across was a patrol car. He at that time was obviously smart enough to know what the game was and left.

Which ad, and what date. Then we can all refrain from being busted.
Real easy to brag about eluding a sting "hey I almost got set up by a craigslist/backpage girl, but I'm too smart'" Well, which one of the ad's was it!!

Miss Courtney you are a 10 in my book. So sweet and easy to get close to.
Enjoyed our dinner date, hope you enjoyed the dessert. Til next time dear.
TN

[QUOTE=Two Nutts][QUOTE=Sexy Jillian]Was talking to a friend in the hobby who sees me quite often and he eluded to me this evening that he almost fell for a "sting" operation at none other then the springhill suites in Fishers!

The setup was that he called a girl with no reviews etc and agreed to meet her at the hotel for 300 GFE one hour. Immediately as he turned past Petersons restaurant he spotted a black tinted out malibu, and also across was a patrol car. He at that time was obviously smart enough to know what the game was and left.

Which ad, and what date. Then we can all refrain from being busted.
Real easy to brag about eluding a sting "hey I almost got set up by a craigslist/backpage girl, but I'm too smart'" Well, which one of the ad's was it!![/QUOTE]


If I left every time I saw an unmarked car or two and a patrol car in the immediate vicinity of a "date" , I would be afraid to say how many I would have passed on, including one recently which had an almost identical set up, and in which the young lady is still firmly esconced in the top 2 for 2010. I was smart enough as I only sometimes am, when there is one I am not 100% on on an incall to arrive early and recon the set up.( Oddly enough same situation happened with a friend that went to see her) As is often the case, and maybe only providentially for me has it been the way it is, there are a thousand reasons the cars could be there, besides what your imagination and paranoia can invent it to be. I have had a friend call me in the night sure that she was being surrounded and set up when it was only the on site security. That being said, if the spidey sense goes off, no reason to throw caution to the wind and only each person can assess their ability to wager the risk, and with info provided recently it is certainly possible that a set up it was, but if just seeing cars is the only rationale to make the claim then I wouldn't bet the farm it was a set up. My guess is the guys that have been caught lately didn't see any cars in the lot on their way in, I suspect the people doing the set up would be smarter than that. If it was that easy to detect then someone should thank their lucky stars, but if we are going to call it out then I agree it should all be put out there, never know where it might go with a little light shone on it. The very first local hotel incall I ever had there were two patrol cars and a car across the street in a convenience store that appeared to be an unmarked ISP, scared the crap out of me, and I stalled the date god knows how many times with excuses until I could figure out why they were there, eventually could tell why, taught me a lot, and it was a great time.

[QUOTE=Ilapp][QUOTE=Two Nutts]If I left every time I saw an unmarked car or two and a patrol car in the immediate vicinity of a "date", I would be afraid to say how many I would have passed on, including one recently which had an almost identical set up, and in which the young lady is still firmly esconced in the top 2 for 2010. I was smart enough as I only sometimes am, when there is one I am not 100% on on an incall to arrive early and recon the set up. (Oddly enough same situation happened with a friend that went to see her) As is often the case, and maybe only providentially for me has it been the way it is, there are a thousand reasons the cars could be there, besides what your imagination and paranoia can invent it to B. I have had a friend call me in the night sure that she was being surrounded and set up when it was only the on site security. That being said, if the spidey sense goes off, no reason to throw caution to the wind and only each person can assess their ability to wager the risk, and with info provided recently it is certainly possible that a set up it was, but if just seeing cars is the only rationale to make the claim then I wouldn't bet the farm it was a set up. My guess is the guys that have been caught lately didn't see any cars in the lot on their way in, I suspect the people doing the set up would be smarter than that. If it was that easy to detect then someone should thank their lucky stars, but if we are going to call it out then I agree it should all be put out there, never know where it might go with a little light shone on it. The very first local hotel incall I ever had there were two patrol cars and a car across the street in a convenience store that appeared to be an unmarked ISP, scared the crap out of me, and I stalled the date god knows how many times with excuses until I could figure out why they were there, eventually could tell why, taught me a lot, and it was a great time.[/QUOTE]Just saw this, and I happened to know someone who is related to that establishment and was there at that time. So I checked w/ them and I inquired and they were not aware of anything "in process" here, that being said- should they be? They would have indicated if they knew.

Anyway- I can't help but also defer to your "spidey sense" as well, especially with the other details etc.

Appreciate the info, so FYI for everyone.

I’ve seen Savannah/Noel dozens of times in many situations over the past two years. But a certain feature remained hidden to my eyes until last night. The plan for the evening only included a visit to have dinner and hang out for a bit. I had pleaded poverty, so she wasn’t expecting to do a session, and as such, didn’t get made up as she normally would after a day of playing on the swings, slides and carousel in the park. Of course, once she was at my place, the juices started flowing and I had to give the piggy bank some serious shaking. While cuddling in the after glow of one of the best sessions I’ve had in quite a while, in the soft light of my bedside lamp, there it was. Something I’d never noticed before. That adorable little face with the bluest eyes I’ve ever seen, is also covered in freckles. Do I have your attention FF? Hidden under that makeup, a full field of tightly spaced, lightly contrasted but clearly defined freckles.

She has a recent ad on here. The rest is up to you FF.

[QUOTE=Scup1958]I’ve seen Savannah/Noel dozens of times in many situations over the past two years. But a certain feature remained hidden to my eyes until last night. The plan for the evening only included a visit to have dinner and hang out for a bit. I had pleaded poverty, so she wasn’t expecting to do a session, and as such, didn’t get made up as she normally would after a day of playing on the swings, slides and carousel in the park. Of course, once she was at my place, the juices started flowing and I had to give the piggy bank some serious shaking. While cuddling in the after glow of one of the best sessions I’ve had in quite a while, in the soft light of my bedside lamp, there it was. Something I’d never noticed before. That adorable little face with the bluest eyes I’ve ever seen, is also covered in freckles. Do I have your attention FF? Hidden under that makeup, a full field of tightly spaced, lightly contrasted but clearly defined freckles.

She has a recent ad on here. The rest is up to you FF.[/QUOTE]

You are quite correct of course, but I kind of wish you hadn't brought that up buddy. I almost never notice freckles unless they are substantial, and that has caused our friend to think that I am sometimes holding out on him. The freckles on Savanah I noticed early and often, but since she has been sporadic and mostly gone, as we have spoken about, hopefully he will understand that no slight toward him was intended, I am old. I forgot, honest.

I had arrived in town yesterday to visit family and was feeling the urge so I decided to see who was all working on BP and CL. I called a few girls but ended up setting an appointment with a young lady who sounded very sweet on the phone. When I arrived at her incall location which was very nice and not to far. I was surprised when she opened the door and looked just as good as her picture!! She gave me a true GFE experience and was a lot of fun to around with!! Fellas do not let this one go!!

[url]http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/ads/1655037513.html[/url]

While surfing this weekend, I went to Grain Belt News. I saw something that was hard to believe. The Illinois General Assembly is voting on a bill today that would make soliciting a prostitute a Class 3 Felony punishable by 3-5 years in prison and up to a $25, 000 fine. This is unbelievable! I travel to Illinois regularly and I get an occasional sensual massage, but this would make me stop. If it passes, other states will probably try as well. Our wonderful state of Indiana could try. If that happened, I would have to retire or at the very least see only a few providers that I have a very, very close relationship with.

Call me a creature of habit, but I go through these phases of wanting the new and shiny - then wanting the familiar. As some of you have pointed out, I'm in the latter phase now. Safer that way too. My last "new" find was Courtney31 a couple months ago - and Two Nutts is right, she's a 10.

So here's a short follow-up report in paragraph form, on Sexy Stacy from BP. We had several aborted appointments before finding a compatible time - and that was this last friday. It did neatly conflict with Power Tool's outing he invited me to - but I believe he'll forgive me and understand once he meets her. And I put a word in for you man, not that you need my help with the ladies.

We met at her place in Castleton and - well, she's just the cutest damned girl! Classic Italian in looks, with a great big smile and, oh..those bright green eyes. A nice shape to her too, a little full in the ass and legs but thickly perfect - to my eyes. Especially dressed in jeans.

We decided to go for a drink and something to eat - and we did just that. She is great company, we laughed alot, touched more and generally showed the first-date couple sitting across from us how it's done. Later, we made ourselves comfortable on her big bed like old lovers - and it was quite a reunion. DATY was just perfect as I remember. She is just squirmy enough to let me know she was enjoying it - without me having to follow her across the bed wondering where the hell she went. Then it was multi-angle mish, doggie, a fun serpant and other positions until we cried "uncle". Yes ma'm, That's Italian!

After, we cuddled and nearly fell asleep so comfortable were we together. But she had to get up early the next morning, and I started to get dressed, reluctantly. She just put her panties back on and got back under the covers and...well, now there is a naked girl looking adorable and sexy in bed smiling up at me, so WWMPD? Wrong.

I finished getting dressed, then sat next to her and told her a story. The story of her life just to prove I was listening, with some additional juicy details for smiles, while rubbing her hands, hair and arms until she...fell asleep. Really asleep, deeply breathing.

So I turned off the lights, scratched her little growling dog goodnight, left her a note and locked the door on my way out. It just goes to show that sometimes the popular thing is to know when enough...is just right.

Sexy stacy on BP

[QUOTE=Two Nutts]Miss Courtney you are a 10 in my book. So sweet and easy to get close to.

Enjoyed our dinner date, hope you enjoyed the dessert. Til next time dear.
TN[/QUOTE]I had a great time with you...the dessert was the best part! Wait...when is the next time!?

See you soon!