Strip Club Reports

As I'm sure you know, in the strip club biz "gone" is a relative term. Economy sucks, unemployment way up, so unless she found a sugar daddy there's probably not much else for her to do. So we'll see.

Or who knows, maybe she was going to medical school all this time and got a job as a doctor.

[QUOTE=DarthRaider666;1270241]There is a report on ZBone. Com that Nautica is gone. If so, we've lost a legend! Seriously! You know, what you say is true, there really should be a lap-dancing school. Nautica could have taught lessons. Nautica might have even been able to teach at the Market Street Cinema in San Francisco form 1995 through 2002. Ah, I have to wax poetic on that. For those who did not have the pleasure, the Market Street Cinema was the kind of place where, if you were a newbie, the girls attacked you as soon as you paid your door fee and they took you to the booths and ripped you off. However, if you were experienced, they immediately grabbed you, took you to a booth and blew you on the spot, unless of course you specifically refused (but hey, how often do you think THAT happened)! I remember this one girl named Doreen. She would give lap dances right out in the main area, but she never wore panties under her skirt. She would use the first song to get her male customer riled up nice and good and to discretely unzip his pants. If you watched her really closely you would notice that her rhythm stopped for about 5 seconds at the start of the second song, that was the point were she discretely shove her customers dick into her pussy. You could always tell because she would lean back into her customers ear and say something dirty (just in case the guy hadn't figured out he was officially fucking her) and start to bounce really hard. I knew this is true because often times, I was that customer! Such a dirty girl. Damn I miss her. Those were the days! I will miss Ms. Natuica on that same level! .[/QUOTE]Jesus Christ dude. Enough with the Market Street Cinema back in the day. You have waxed poetic on this subject too many times. I never see you in Starz or King Henry's or First King. Why, becausse you are never in there. Your ass is to big to sit in the KH8 lap dance booth. What are you 5' 5' 350 lbs. With cankles. Most chicks turn when they see you. The Starz booth is 4 feet wide, big enough for your giant ass. And of course your pocket protector & Best Buy Geek Squad attire doesn't help.

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkey;1270350]Jesus Christ dude. Enough with the Market Street Cinema back in the day. You have waxed poetic on this subject too many times. I never see you in Starz or King Henry's or First King. Why, becausse you are never in there. Your ass is to big to sit in the KH8 lap dance booth. What are you 5' 5' 350 lbs. With cankles. Most chicks turn when they see you. The Starz booth is 4 feet wide, big enough for your giant ass. And of course your pocket protector & Best Buy Geek Squad attire doesn't help.[/QUOTE]1. True, I probably talk about Market Street Cinema too much. I'll give you that one. I miss the debauchery.

2. Well, of course you never see me in First King, I never really claimed I go there. I've been there less than 10 times in 9 years. I was in King Henry's last Tuesday. I was in Starz not this past Thursday, but the Thursday before that. I used to go to the clubs shit, 4 days a week, and stay like I was working a shift, from about 5:40 until about midnight. These days, I go maybe twice a month, I usually stay about two hours or so, get one set of dances and leave.

3. The KH8 booth on the far end is a little snug, seems like its has about about 6 inches or so less width than the other two; maybe that's my imagination or maybe its because it seems like the bigger girls always lead me to that booth. The other two booths are fine.

4. I'm 5'10. Actually, if you haven't seen me in a while, saying I look like I weigh 350 is a compliment. My weight had gotten up to 392 in January. However, that was not all actual body mass, part of it was fluid from Lymphodema. Since you know so much about my appearance, but say I never go to the club any more, you probably haven't actually seen me in about 6 months or so. I was probably weighing in the 380 range the last time you saw me and you had me pegged at 350. I actually do weight 355 right now, so you would probably guess I was at 325.

5. About the cankles. I have a medical condition called Lymphodema, the old lymph fluid does not properly drain out of my body like a normal person and it tends to collect in the lower half of the body. I started getting treatment for this condition in February, if you had seen me recently, you might still call me fat, but you wouldn't honestly be able to say I have cankles. And again actually some of what you are seeing in the gut is actually a buildup of lymph fluid that is not properly draining out in the urine. I'm not trying to say I'm not still a fat-ass, but now that I have those lymph nodes at least partially unblocked, I am literally pissing away weight! I'm down to 355 now! Von's has these TV dinners named "Eating Right" they really are very good. Also, its strictly lite beer and diet soda for me these days.

6. Well, I don't know if most chicks turn when they see me or not, but even if they do turn away on that first pass, they always seem to turn to me and ask me for a dance on their second pass!

7. Pocket protector? OK, now you are just making stuff up. I honestly didn't know where to buy one until just now. I had to search for it to see what one looked like. [url]http://www.pocketprotectors.com/[/url] That's funny. I didn't even have a pocket protector when I worked at TRW or Boeing and I can only recall one guy I ever worked with who did!

8. Best Buy Geek Squad Attire? OK, first of all I didn't even know Best Buy was still in business! I thought they got bought out. I had to do a Wikipedia search to get a definition of the attire you claim I wear. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_Squad.[/url] Now, according to that definition, you are accusing me of wearing.

"a white, short-sleeved, pocketless dress shirt. Agents are required to wear a black clip-on tie with the Geek Squad logo pin. Male agents wear black trousers, white socks and black lace-up shoes with the Geek Squad logo on the sole. Agents holding certain positions including on-site Double Agents, Special Agents, and Deputies of Counter Intelligence carry a metal police-style badge."

I do not own a white, short-sleeved, pocketless dress shirt.

I do not own a clip on tie.

I do not own a pair of white socks.

I do not own a pair of lace up shoes; boots yes, shoes no.

If I had a metal police-style badge, it would say "titty inspector" on it.

By the way, with all of the half (or in the case of Starz, fully) naked chicks running around, why are you paying so much attention to my appearance? Kind a makes me wonder about ya!

Well, it's off to the gym, my goal is to break that 300lbs mark by the end of the year! I probably can't get there, but I can get close!

Good response. I know you can lose the weight. Just busting your balls.

I look just like Little Wayne. I am a about 5' 3". Alot of stripper chicks ignore me, but I don't care. Lucky & Lisa pour me some good stiff drinks. So I'm cool. If I get too drunk, Wild Bill gives me a ride home or John will. I miss Candy. She was my favorite dancer. I have a 2 inch penis.

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkey;1270490]I look just like Little Wayne. I am a about 5' 3". Alot of stripper chicks ignore me, but I don't care. Lucky & Lisa pour me some good stiff drinks. So I'm cool. If I get too drunk, Wild Bill gives me a ride home or John will. I miss Candy. She was my favorite dancer. I have a 2 inch penis.[/QUOTE]Both of you guys crack me up! You should have an act and take in on the road, call it Monk Trunkey and DaRaider. Keep up the funny posts, it distracts us from the fact that there is so little quality pussy around to hit and post about.

[QUOTE=Marlowe;1270492]Both of you guys crack me up! You should have an act and take in on the road, call it Monk Trunkey and DaRaider. Keep up the funny posts, it distracts us from the fact that there is so little quality pussy around to hit and post about.[/QUOTE]Ain't that the truth. I like you Marlowe. I likes your style. This is a pic of my Perfect Woman. LOL.

Just a heads up. Guys keep these posts on the down low.

Several lovely ladies have approached me & asked me to spread the word, that they would appreciate it if we kept what happens in these clubs in these clubs.

Don't broadcast on here. Leave that to pm's. We don't want these places to get shut down lilke the Wild Goose, etc. LE is in these clubs wearing microphones trying to make arrests &

Shut down these clubs. I only post in this thread if there is an upcooming party. Thank you very much.

BALDY CRUISER :)

I know a lot of you like to keep low profiles, and generally meeting online mongers isn't generally popular. However I'm going to be in the COI, LA area a lot in October. If anyone wants to hang at one of the clubs here or there, pm me or let me know. I know I talk to Camel and El Bango a lot and have spoken to Cash a few times. I just think it'd be cool to hang out sometime. Maybe at KH8 or something. Let me know. Thanks.

Midnite

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser;1270502]Don't broadcast on here. Leave that to pm's.[/QUOTE]I think what Baldy is saying is, ya know those reports he used to do where he would be extremely explicit and describe illegal acts in detail along with the dancer's names? Well, don't do that.

Went to Rio last night on Fig around 8:00. Entrance was free because they said they were hosting a private party last night. Also free alcohol after 9, even though its a non alcoholic club. Get in and its about 15 dudes. 2 dancers out, and 1 on stage. Bought a bottle of water for $7 and scoped the scene. 1 girl came up to me. A Young black dancer named Cody from Apple Valley. Was a about a 6 on the scale. Dances were 3 for 40 and she kept pressin me, but I didn't budge. 1 other girl was a 6 and the last one was a 4, so when Cody left me to get on stage, I booked it. May go back again, but has to be on a weekend.

[QUOTE=DarthRaider666; 1269093]Actually, I haven't seen Nautica there the last three times I've been in there. I know she likes to leave early, around 10:30. If I see her again I'm going to have to complain! How come that other guy got lotion when she jerked him off? I mean I'm a long time customer of hers and I just get the standard bare handed jerk off!

I haven't been on a Sunday in a while. Is Starz really closed on Sunday these days? If so, that's a shame, especially since football season is coming up. I used to really enjoy going to Starz on Sunday! There was this one girl who used to come in still in her church clothes dragging her little roller suitcase behind her with her stripper clothes in it. One of the many Sundays I took her upstairs to the booths, I commented to her that I thought it was funny that 3 hours ago she was down on her knees at church praying; and now she is here with me in the booth and she was down on her knees again! She laughed and got back to the business of earning her money! I always liked tickling a girls tonsils and then watching her spread eagle on stage buck naked for me a on a Sunday.

Of course, it was nothing compared to the glory days of the Market Street Cinema in San Francisco from year 1995 through 2002, but hey, nothing was!

P. S. By the way, just out of curiosity, is Trinity at Starz offering ANYTHING on the menu upstairs these days?[/QUOTE]Trin to my knowledge has never offered anything to anybody. I don't know one dude that said trin did anything besides dance. That's probably why she rarely got dances from customers really. I haven't seen her in a while since I stopped going to the day shift. She had a super body though. Last I saw her she was talking about being in a relationship with some guy and it was right around then that I noticed her giving air dances. Not a good look.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40;1270782]I think what Baldy is saying is, ya know those reports he used to do where he would be extremely explicit and describe illegal acts in detail along with the dancer's names? Well, don't do that.[/QUOTE]The irony is palpable.

[QUOTE=Pat McGroyne;1272175]The irony is palpable.[/QUOTE]It's the times, they are a'changin'.

[QUOTE=ChestRockwell;1273148]It's the times, they are a'changin'.[/QUOTE]And then some.

BALDY CRUISER :)