Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JWSouth;3253502]What Petey said. I've been there several times now, and the most funky whiff I ever got of anything was once there was a faint food smell (and it was close to dinner, so that made sense), a food smell that smelled "weird" but only because it wasn't familiar to my run-of-the-mill American ass LOL.

Same on the table shower bit: virtually every CAMP these days has a table shower, or at least a standup shower. None of them require payment up front. Payment up front is in my experience a KAMP-only thing, table shower or not.

Now you want to talk about some funky smelling shit wafting around, let me tell you about Up Massage in Roswell around a year ago. That place smelled like a gotdamn septic tank exploded in the back. Haven't been there in ages, so I can't speak to it's present state, but the fact that it's still open makes me think they surely got that resolved, else all their clientele would probably have up and died by now. It was thick LOL.[/QUOTE]Up Massage stunk in two ways: Food and no extras.

[QUOTE=JWSouth;3253502]What Petey said. I've been there several times now, and the most funky whiff I ever got of anything was once there was a faint food smell (and it was close to dinner, so that made sense), a food smell that smelled "weird" but only because it wasn't familiar to my run-of-the-mill American ass LOL.

Same on the table shower bit: virtually every CAMP these days has a table shower, or at least a standup shower. None of them require payment up front. Payment up front is in my experience a KAMP-only thing, table shower or not.

Now you want to talk about some funky smelling shit wafting around, let me tell you about Up Massage in Roswell around a year ago. That place smelled like a gotdamn septic tank exploded in the back. Haven't been there in ages, so I can't speak to it's present state, but the fact that it's still open makes me think they surely got that resolved, else all their clientele would probably have up and died by now. It was thick LOL.[/QUOTE]I've gotten some funky whiffs of the things they eat and some of it you just can't describe. I also forgot to mention that Amy, Emily, and Kerri were AWOL. I'm not sure if it's from some of the exaggerated experiences posted in recent weeks, but I got "here no more" when I asked. There was Cindy and Linda to choose from and I went with Linda and was pleased with the service, great massage.

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Now you want to talk about some funky smelling shit wafting around, let me tell you about Up Massage in Roswell around a year ago. That place smelled like a gotdamn septic tank exploded in the back. Haven't been there in ages, so I can't speak to it's present state, but the fact that it's still open makes me think they surely got that resolved, else all their clientele would probably have up and died by now. It was thick LOL.[/QUOTE]Ok, I laffed.

[QUOTE=Petey1015;3253661]I've gotten some funky whiffs of the things they eat and some of it you just can't describe. I also forgot to mention that Amy, Emily, and Kerri were AWOL. I'm not sure if it's from some of the exaggerated experiences posted in recent weeks, but I got "here no more" when I asked. There was Cindy and Linda to choose from and I went with Linda and was pleased with the service, great massage.[/QUOTE]You're an intuitive fucker, ain't ya?

Anyone seen Jia. Looks kinda cute.

AMP.

[QUOTE=AmpLovr;3254158]Anyone seen Jia. Looks kinda cute.

AMP.[/QUOTE]Can you share a link?

Stopped by Heavenly, talked to a lady who I thought was the mamasan but ended up being my masseuse. She is 55+ and was wearing a gold sequin mini dress. In the room she asked if I liked hard or soft and I said hard. It was by far the softest hard massage ever received. On the flip she offered HE for. 8 I said 5 she said 8. I said 5 and she said no you pay. 8 I dressed and left unhappy. I think. 8 is too much for HE. I've enjoy this establishment up to this point.

[QUOTE=AmpLovr;3254158]Anyone seen Jia. Looks kinda cute.

AMP.[/QUOTE]Jia from where?

[QUOTE=ClydeAtlanta;3254265]Stopped by Heavenly, talked to a lady who I thought was the mamasan but ended up being my masseuse. She is 55+ and was wearing a gold sequin mini dress. In the room she asked if I liked hard or soft and I said hard. It was by far the softest hard massage ever received. On the flip she offered HE for. 8 I said 5 she said 8. I said 5 and she said no you pay. 8 I dressed and left unhappy. I think. 8 is too much for HE. I've enjoy this establishment up to this point.[/QUOTE]Did you mean Healthy Massage?

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;3254311]Jia from where?[/QUOTE]Here is the CL link for Jia: [URL]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/thp/5984843462.html[/URL].

Has anyone seen this latina?

[URL]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5984672791.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=LuapW;3254656]Here is the CL link for Jia: [URL]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/thp/5984843462.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]She does decent but legit massages.

[QUOTE=MassageAwesome;3254621]Did you mean Healthy Massage?[/QUOTE]Yes, Healthy in Smyrna. I have no idea where I got Heavenly from.

Took a chance on getting that slim, short Chinese girl that was recently reviewed here but got Anna instead. Tall, mid-forties, average looking with flat butt. But man did she give a great 9/10 therapeutic massage. If you like hard pressure, she is terrific and will really get into those joints and large muscle groups. No teasing, no touching and of course she is taught to do the Rose up sell. $10 extra for deep tissue, OK, did that. $10 table shower, no thank you. 90 minutes, yes please since the massage was so good. $80 for session and $40 tip cause she works hard. Doesn't speak much English but her phone app works real well. Probably won't see her again.

[QUOTE=LuvThemTugs;3254846]No teasing, no touching and of course she is taught to do the Rose up sell[/QUOTE]This place is such a fucking shark tank and you guys just keep going back LOL.