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Every Cookyjar post I see I want to move to Philadelphia devote my life to street cursing and picking up gems like that. One day I love to visit and if Cookyjar would would be kind enough to take me on his ride to show me the raw action on the streets of brotherly love.
[QUOTE=HookersHunter;2901240]Every Cookyjar post I see I want to move to Philadelphia devote my life to street cursing and picking up gems like that. One day I love to visit and if Cookyjar would would be kind enough to take me on his ride to show me the raw action on the streets of brotherly love.[/QUOTE]Thanks! I try.
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=CookyJar;2877609]
But! As I always say, it is the service that counts. Rosa will try you. She wants things her way and her way isn't GFE. Although I have never done a car date with her, IMHO, the service is probably better in a car.
CookyJar.[/QUOTE]Why do you think a car date would be better with her? I did a house date with her several years ago and found her to be pretty inflexible service wise, and rather uninteresting overall. She was a paradox to me, a decent looking girl with a nice body who wasn't mean or nasty but in the years that followed that date I couldn't tell you how many times I passed her by, many times when she was the only girl out. It's funny, if she was just a little more accommodating, or just pretended to have a little enthusiasm, I would have dated her regularly. She still looks good and as always nice pics CJ.
[QUOTE=Ozzypie;2910096]Why do you think a car date would be better with her?...[/QUOTE]I agree totally. She is friendly and nice enough. The service just isn't what you'd expect from a girl with her body and general appearance. She's not ugly and her body rocks. You'd expect the service to be equally hot. It isn't!
On a car date, where she's just expected to give a quick BJ and maybe spin around for a little doggie, where the expectations are much lower than on an inside date she may pass for a more suitable and a more accommodating provider. Most car dates are just about getting a nut and getting out of the area. She could do that. On an inside date, after I've spent extra for the rent, I'm looking for a bit more.
Rosa isn't GFE or PSE. She's more like, wham, bam, thank you marm.
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=TexasMonger;2885223]Cooky,
You know I always admire your work and every find you post about is better than the previous one. I just have a question for you. Was this shot before or after you probed her with your manhood. I'm asking because her pussy looks so stretched out, you can drive a baseball bat through it without hitting any of it's walls.
Cheers.
TM.[/QUOTE]You no were your tool goes in that cookie but that girl just has a big hole.
[QUOTE=TexasMonger;2885223]Cooky,
her pussy looks so stretched out, you can drive a baseball bat through it without hitting any of it's walls.
Cheers.
TM.[/QUOTE]Chrissy is a tight little spinner. I spotted her just off of the Huntingdon station area. Her location was the only give-away. In a mall or any other location she'd be just another piece of eye candy.
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=CookyJar;2926702]Chrissy is a tight little spinner. I spotted her just off of the Huntingdon station area. Her location was the only give-away. In a mall or any other location she'd be just another piece of eye candy.
CookyJar.[/QUOTE]You make me want to come to Philadelphia, you ought to work for the Chamber of Commerce. Thanks for all your post. Headed out east sometime this summer.
[QUOTE=CookyJar;2926702]Chrissy is a tight little spinner. I spotted her just off of the Huntingdon station area. Her location was the only give-away. In a mall or any other location she'd be just another piece of eye candy.
CookyJar.[/QUOTE]I had a few weeks back I made the mistake of calling her from my cell phone about hanging out again we did had a great time went out to eat but the number she said to call her on she claimed was her brothers turns out it was her boyfriends number and he kept calling me over and over again after I dropped her off asking me all kinds of stuff about what we did where went how she got $ etc.
[QUOTE=FlyGuyEddie007;2927140]I had a few weeks back I made the mistake of calling her from my cell phone about hanging out again we did had a great time went out to eat but the number she said to call her on she claimed was her brothers turns out it was her boyfriends number and he kept calling me over and over again after I dropped her off asking me all kinds of stuff about what we did where went how she got $ etc.[/QUOTE]Fly Guy, you're no newbie, you know better than that. Never, ever let a streetwalker get hold of anything that's important. That was your mistake, not hers. Ain't any reason to get mad about it.
You had a good time, so she kept her part of the bargain. All the rest was bullshit, and it was your responsibility to avoid it. It happens, no use getting all bend out of shape about it. If I had gotten all bend out of shape every time a streetwalker got the best of me, I'd been out of the hobby years ago.
Chrissy is what she is. A streetwalker and a nice lay. She isn't you confessor, your right hand gal or your friend in need. Chrissy is trying to make her way, in her world, as best she can. Nothing more and nothing less.
Fly GuyEddie, I know you took this in stride and moved on. I am talking to the newbies out there who don't know how to take a hit, roll with the punch and keep on stroking.
CookyJar.
Big time rookie mistake I didn't throw her under the bus though I just told him to ask her not me what she did or didn't do and hung up.
[QUOTE=FlyGuyEddie007;2927140]I had a few weeks back I made the mistake of calling her from my cell phone about hanging out again we did had a great time went out to eat but the number she said to call her on she claimed was her brothers turns out it was her boyfriends number and he kept calling me over and over again after I dropped her off asking me all kinds of stuff about what we did where went how she got $ etc.[/QUOTE]Maybe it was just the way it was written, but it appears as though one wasn't using a burner phone and a GV number layered on top of that for hobbying? So for the newbies reading the threads I'll add some of my experience with "communications!"
Shoot, dated a girl off the street and she got increasingly agitated at the end of the date. Apparently had to get her dealer before he left or something. Anyway, she wanted to use my phone which is a no-no unless one wants them calling you at all hours when they are Jonesing or need bail money. Fortunately I had my monger phone on me. But I didn't give her the phone, rather I went into GV, had her give me the number and I dialed it. So she made whatever arrangements with her dealer for a meeting (I make it clear up front that I will drop a girl off at ONE place after a poetry reading is completed, with Zero stops anywhere else.) and off we went. I dropped her off and that was it. Made a few turns to a safe location, stopped and went into GV and immediately blocked the dealer's number! Problem solved, dude can't call me.
However, I was looking for a girl (M) once and had a session with a girl (S) who knows her. Since S didn't have a working phone, I gave S my GV number and asked her to give it to M, the girl I was seeking! Of course S didn't do that! But she kept the number and periodically I would get calls from unknown numbers. I even got a mysterious call from a Bail Bond outfit one weekend. So THAT was a big mistake: giving out my number to someone without a phone. You can block them in GV. But giving out a number to one with no phone looks like it will end up with calls from unknown numbers! Fortunately, as things go with these girls, she lost my number and the calls stopped.
But I can just imagine using my real phone and real number (tied to my real name!) in the hobby! Might end up stalked by a wacko or desperate girl or one of her associates. Last time one needs is laying in bed on Christmas Eve with the SO and getting a call on the cell phone from a strange number!!! Layering the GV over a burner gives me two levels of protection before I have to dump it all & start over.
Good luck!
[QUOTE=CephlapodLove;2929559]Maybe it was just the way it was written, but it appears as though one wasn't using a burner phone and a GV number layered on top of that for hobbying? So for the newbies reading the threads I'll add some of my experience with "communications!"
Shoot, dated a girl off the street and she got increasingly agitated at the end of the date. Apparently had to get her dealer before he left or something. Anyway, she wanted to use my phone which is a no-no unless one wants them calling you at all hours when they are Jonesing or need bail money. Fortunately I had my monger phone on me. But I didn't give her the phone, rather I went into GV, had her give me the number and I dialed it. So she made whatever arrangements with her dealer for a meeting (I make it clear up front that I will drop a girl off at ONE place after a poetry reading is completed, with Zero stops anywhere else.) and off we went. I dropped her off and that was it. Made a few turns to a safe location, stopped and went into GV and immediately blocked the dealer's number! Problem solved, dude can't call me.
However, I was looking for a girl (M) once and had a session with a girl (S) who knows her. Since S didn't have a working phone, I gave S my GV number and asked her to give it to M, the girl I was seeking! Of course S didn't do that! But she kept the number and periodically I would get calls from unknown numbers. I even got a mysterious call from a Bail Bond outfit one weekend. So THAT was a big mistake: giving out my number to someone without a phone. You can block them in GV. But giving out a number to one with no phone looks like it will end up with calls from unknown numbers! Fortunately, as things go with these girls, she lost my number and the calls stopped.
But I can just imagine using my real phone and real number (tied to my real name!) in the hobby! Might end up stalked by a wacko or desperate girl or one of her associates. Last time one needs is laying in bed on Christmas Eve with the SO and getting a call on the cell phone from a strange number!!! Layering the GV over a burner gives me two levels of protection before I have to dump it all & start over.
Good luck![/QUOTE]Yeah I got a burner phone I didn't bring it with me that day I kinda just ran into Christina when I was working in the area we did are think and I wanted to see her again after work so I called the number she gave me we hung out again no problem I got calls after I dropped her off I guess she never came back with the money so her so called twin brother turned out to be her bf and he kept texting and calling wanted to know how much $ she got where she went Etc.
[QUOTE=FlyGuyEddie007;2930979] I wanted to see her again after work so I called the number she gave me .[/QUOTE]Yeah! I could see that happening. She is the kind of MILF I would like to see over and over again. She looks a lot better than some girls half her age. The day we were together she was a little sick and still gave great service.
I'd do her again.
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=FlyGuyEddie007;2930979]Yeah I got a burner phone I didn't bring it with me that day....[/QUOTE]FlyGuyEddie, you don't owe anyone an explanation. You've been in the game long enough; you have all the player credits you need. Besides, "Shit happens."
A long time ago, in a place far, far away, a girl got a hold of my phone number. It was in 2006 or maybe 2005. You remember Sabrina? I made the rookie mistake of calling her and not blocking the call. The first time she called, I was in a board meeting. No big thing, I played it off and told her I would return her call later. The phone was a company issued phone which was collected and replace every two years.
Here is the cool part. Every two or three weeks Sabrina would call me to say she has another girlfriend who would like to meet me and maybe join us in a threesome. This ended up happening a few times with some great results. Until she went away and lost her phone that ended that.
I never had that problem again. No problems like that ever again. And I've never needed a boner / burner phone. I just used a little common sense. I say no. Even if she begs, I say no. If she promises me an extra special BJ, I say no. If she says she needs to call her sick mother who is babysitting her quadruplet baby girls, I say no. Even if she promises to light a dozen candles for me at morning mass, I say no.
I never let streetwalkers near my number. It's a simple solution and it works.
That doesn't mean that I haven't made a number of other dumb mistakes. I've made plenty.
CookyJar.
This is great information about cell phones. Before I got my burner phone, I use to let girls use my cell phone all the time to make calls. I would say about 5 girls have my main number, but none of them have giving me any problems. Only one of the girls will call me once in a while, which is my favorite one. So I don't mine at all. She has never call asking for anything, or gave out my main number. I guess I was lucky. Since I almost got my phone stolen, I have invested into a cheap burner phone and wouldn't mine giving out that number because that phone would be powered off majority of the time. I just met a girl last week in camden and got her number, but I didn't call her for her to get my number.
[QUOTE=CookyJar;2932624]Yeah! I could see that happening. She is the kind of MILF I would like to see over and over again. She looks a lot better than some girls half her age. The day we were together she was a little sick and still gave great service.
I'd do her again.
CookyJar.[/QUOTE]Good shit CJ. She is gorgeous! You get the best ones.
[QUOTE=Glockman;2905398]...I've seen your Ankles Away and they are fine. You are right though. It looks simple but it is not easy to get a good result. I think that I am good at it because I am pretty much non threatening...[/QUOTE]No it is not easy, and it takes more than just being non-threatening. It takes talent. But! Once again, Glockman was right; I do have a few good ones. Although they are not nearly as good as the Glockman, they do show a good attempt to take on the challenge of a new pose.
And these are mine. I was so busy looking at the Glockman's, that I hadn't taken the time to notice my my own.
CookyJar.
While searching though my pictures, I came across these variations on Glockman original pose. They may not be exactly what Glockman had in mind. They are the results of the evolution of his vision as it is seen by me.
He is the inventor, he owns the patent.
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=Glockman;2905398]...It looks simple but it is not easy to get a good result...[/QUOTE]Then I went to my own archives and worked backwards. I quickly came across a bunch of what I thought to be failures. They certainly fail when compared to Glockman's.
After looking at my fails, I realized that the fault lay mostly with me, the photographer. Sometimes I took a picture when there was no picture to be taken. What I mean is that, I forced a shot simply because it was in my view finder. There were other times when the girl just wasn't capable of the pose.
Usually, I would instruct the girls on the pose, then have them position themselves and then once I was satisfied, I told them to put down their legs and relax. I told them to relax while I focused and readied the camera. Once I was ready, I would count to three and then they were to strike the pose and I would take the picture. I did it this way so that the girl would not be straining to hold the pose while I set-up. This worked for some girls. They would easily open their legs, smile with little effort. Others would open their legs; forget to hold their legs straight and wide, forget to lift their head and to smile, resulting in something less than I had hoped for.
Whenever anyone, not just photographers, take a picture, they want it to be perfect. They want their pictures to resemble exactly what they imagined they saw in the view finder.
For me, these maybe nice pictures, but they are not what I was looking for.
CookyJar.
I started by doing a little research, trying to determine why Glockman's always looked better than mine. So I went back and found what I thought were good examples of his work. Then I tried to determine just what makes a picture an "Ankles Away," shot.[INDENT]
1. The legs have to be spread wide, out and not just up in a V-shape.
2. There should be no bend (or little) at the knees.
3. The pose should look natural, relaxed and not forced.
4. There should be a sense of uniqueness and sparkle. (Every time I look at a Glockmans Ankles Away shot, its like I am seeing the pose for the first time.)
5. If the girls face is in the picture, she should not be grimacing and appear comfortable.[/INDENT].
Glockman's Ankles Away shot, in there simplicity, always seem to include a multiplicity of elements. They imply sensuality as well as fun.
I've included a small sample of Glockman's Ankles Away shots, that I selected for contrast. I could have picked from any of the many that he has posted, they all have the same qualities.
Aries, looks almost angelic.
Bea, looks almost impossible.
Chrissy, is playfully rousing.
Honey & Bea, look like so much fun.
Mimi, looks hot
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=Glockman;2905398]You flatter me too much. I've seen your Ankles Away and they are fine. You are right though. It looks simple but it is not easy to get a good result. I think that I am good at it because I am pretty much non threatening. Otherwise you get a shot where the lady looks like she would rather be anywhere else. I also do it towards the end of the photo shoot where the lady is relaxed and feels good about things. Almost all the ladies think that it is fun to do at that point. Here is another good example.[/QUOTE]I am not patronizing. It is true. You have perfected the, "Ankles Away," shot.
I hope you don't mind if I have a little fun with, your signature shot.
CookyJar.
Yes indeed we all like GMs pics and I can even sample the live version but damn CJ you guys have great looking ladies as well, if I ever make it up that way, hook me up.
Congratulations to Cookyjar's 10 year anniversary on his K Ave sex experience.
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5377-2006-Archived-General-Reports/page64[/URL]
Well I am certainly flattered. Give me chance to respond. How about a double ankles away. Doubly difficulty. LOL. Can K Street meet the challenge? Your call. You interested? North v south.
[QUOTE=Glockman;2941526]Well I am certainly flattered. Give me chance to respond. How about a double ankles away. Doubly difficulty. LOL. Can K Street meet the challenge? Your call. You interested? North v south.[/QUOTE]No problem, we can meet the challenge here Mr. Glockman. Problem is our girls are much younger here. LOL Be hard to find a couple beauties like your town. You have some very attractive women. Give us a few days and I have no doubt CookyJar will come up with something. Cooky lets put our heads together and Get Mr. Glockman his desert. I think it's a valid challenge. Text me I have a pretty good idea of how to respond. Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.
[QUOTE=Waldo57;2939231]Congratulations to Cookyjar's 10 year anniversary on his K Ave sex experience.
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5377-2006-Archived-General-Reports/page64[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks Waldo57, I hadn't even noticed. You'd think the Admin would have given me a shout-out. There are a few out there who have been around longer. But, not many.
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=Glockman;2941526]Well I am certainly flattered. Give me chance to respond. How about a double ankles away. Doubly difficulty. LOL. Can K Street meet the challenge? Your call. You interested? North v south.[/QUOTE]I need to know more parameters before going up against the master. What exactly are we talking about? Old pictures? New Pictures? Multiple pictures? How many pictures? New models or models we've featured previously? Single or Multiple models? You know I don't do action shots. What about clothing and props? Most of my girls pose in the raw; they don't come with nice outfits. And, what about time? I do have a life away from Kensington Avenue. Am I right to assume we are talking about your signature pose the, "Ankle Away," shot. If that's the case and we a limited to the one pose, I am definitely going to need a head start. How about a mile head start? It is the shot that you made famous on USASexGuide. Is there to be judging? And! What about prizes? There ought to a prize.
And! What about the pose itself? Can the girl cover her pussy? Hold her legs up? How wide does her legs have to be spread? Which of these pictures would make the cut? Which would not?
And what about the rest of the forum? Maybe they don't want us wasting internet server space.
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=CookyJar;2944236]
And what about the rest of the forum? Maybe they don't want us wasting internet server space.
CookyJar.[/QUOTE]Well, y'all asked.
I'm still partial to "the shrimp pose"! Nothing more erotic than the coochie peaking out between two beautiful legs and the curve of the hips!
BUT! Such a shot requires more skill as to capture depth of field, alignment, etc to capture her smiling fave as well, especially with such a "strong" foreground! LOL!
Just my 2-cents worth, fwiw.
I'll watch youse all battle it out!
Hey guys first time poster but a long time monger. Been doing this for years from Erie Ave to K / A I went out a few days ago and saw some nice pickings around the spots we all know. Back again after a break so for now I'm just trying to get back into my swing LOL. Soon as I pull a nice one I'll post up.
As always great pics in here and I hope to find one these hotties (Angela whew! LOL) in my travels.
Be safe.
Thanks!
[QUOTE=CookyJar;2944236]And what about the rest of the forum? Maybe they don't want us wasting internet server space.[/QUOTE]You got that right. Wasted server space = increased cost = more intrusive advertising. Let's stick to concise reports that we can read without bloat that will bring even more popup ads and ultimately user fees. Porn can be stored on porn sites. This is a sex guide site.
[blue]Cooky let me take this one:
This isn't the first time I've told you to stay the fuck out of this thread but it is the last time. If you think this site is such shit and can't be bothered to X out one window every 24 hours then, well, eat fucking shit and get the fuck out of here. As a matter of fact, I'm going to help you along with that.
Fuck off,
A2
PS, how many fucking times do I have to say that we have no intention of charging anybody for the services you enjoy at this time? Is English not your primary language? Maybe you can have one of your aliases read my posts on that subject to you? You can ask any of these guys; Bigtime Monger, Hortense, Waldo58, Grandiloquent, once I'm done with this I'm making it a fucking project to find the rest, fold them all into this account and ban them all. You can start from zero with the next round of them.
Fuck off again.[/blue]
[QUOTE=CookyJar;2944236]I need to know more parameters before going up against the master. What exactly are we talking about? Old pictures? New Pictures? Multiple pictures? How many pictures? New models or models we've featured previously? Single or Multiple models? You know I don't do action shots. What about clothing and props? Most of my girls pose in the raw; they don't come with nice outfits. And, what about time? I do have a life away from Kensington Avenue. Am I right to assume we are talking about your signature pose the, "Ankle Away," shot. If that's the case and we a limited to the one pose, I am definitely going to need a head start. How about a mile head start? It is the shot that you made famous on USASexGuide. Is there to be judging? And! What about prizes? There ought to a prize.
And! What about the pose itself? Can the girl cover her pussy? Hold her legs up? How wide does her legs have to be spread? Which of these pictures would make the cut? Which would not?
And what about the rest of the forum? Maybe they don't want us wasting internet server space.
CookyJar.[/QUOTE]CookyJar, I am surprised you don't have a picture of one of my all time favorites Moyua.
[QUOTE=CookyJar;2944236]I need to know more parameters before going up against the master. What exactly are we talking about? Old pictures? New Pictures? Multiple pictures? How many pictures? New models or models we've featured previously? Single or Multiple models? You know I don't do action shots. What about clothing and props? Most of my girls pose in the raw; they don't come with nice outfits. And, what about time? I do have a life away from Kensington Avenue. Am I right to assume we are talking about your signature pose the, "Ankle Away," shot. If that's the case and we a limited to the one pose, I am definitely going to need a head start. How about a mile head start? It is the shot that you made famous on USASexGuide. Is there to be judging? And! What about prizes? There ought to a prize.
And! What about the pose itself? Can the girl cover her pussy? Hold her legs up? How wide does her legs have to be spread? Which of these pictures would make the cut? Which would not?
And what about the rest of the forum? Maybe they don't want us wasting internet server space.
CookyJar.[/QUOTE]Damn CJ you win my vote. Every time I browse through the photos I always stumble across your pics, simply wonderful, and the girls look like you keep them happy!
TTM.
[QUOTE=HPS9949;2945159]You got that right. Wasted server space = increased cost = more intrusive advertising. Let's stick to concise reports that we can read without bloat that will bring even more popup ads and ultimately user fees. Porn can be stored on porn sites. This is a sex guide site.
[blue]Cooky let me take this one:
This isn't the first time I've told you to stay the fuck out of this thread but it is the last time. If you think this site is such shit and can't be bothered to X out one window every 24 hours then, well, eat fucking shit and get the fuck out of here. As a matter of fact, I'm going to help you along with that.
Fuck off,
A2
PS, how many fucking times do I have to say that we have no intention of charging anybody for the services you enjoy at this time? Is English not your primary language? Maybe you can have one of your aliases read my posts on that subject to you? You can ask any of these guys; Bigtime Monger, Hortense, Waldo58, Grandiloquent, once I'm done with this I'm making it a fucking project to find the rest, fold them all into this account and ban them all. You can start from zero with the next round of them.
Fuck off again.[/blue][/QUOTE]I learned a long time ago by the hard way to never piss A2 off. I have managed to stay clean for several years. 😷
[QUOTE=HPS9949;2945159]You got that right. Wasted server space = increased cost = more intrusive advertising. Let's stick to concise reports that we can read without bloat that will bring even more popup ads and ultimately user fees. Porn can be stored on porn sites. This is a sex guide site.
[blue]Cooky let me take this one:
This isn't the first time I've told you to stay the fuck out of this thread but it is the last time. If you think this site is such shit and can't be bothered to X out one window every 24 hours then, well, eat fucking shit and get the fuck out of here. As a matter of fact, I'm going to help you along with that.
Fuck off,
A2
PS, how many fucking times do I have to say that we have no intention of charging anybody for the services you enjoy at this time? Is English not your primary language? Maybe you can have one of your aliases read my posts on that subject to you? You can ask any of these guys; Bigtime Monger, Hortense, Waldo58, Grandiloquent, once I'm done with this I'm making it a fucking project to find the rest, fold them all into this account and ban them all. You can start from zero with the next round of them.
Fuck off again.[/blue][/QUOTE]Thanks A2!
I don't get the complaints either. USASexGuide is a great site in so many ways. I for one will be glad to kick in a few bucks, when the time comes, just say the word.
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=Glockman;2946604]I learned a long time ago by the hard way to never piss A2 off. I have managed to stay clean for several years. 😷[/QUOTE]I've had a few run-ins with the Admin. He doesn't play fair. He always wins. LOL.
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2946363]Damn CJ you win my vote. Every time I browse through the photos I always stumble across your pics, simply wonderful, and the girls look like you keep them happy!
TTM.[/QUOTE]Damn, I don't stand a chance. I lose before I even enter! So Tall Man, I guess this shot of Aries gets a [B]NO VOTE[/B]! :D
This is how I will always remember her.
CookyJar.
I was very surprised to find this old attempt at the, "Ankles Away," shot taken in 2012.
CookyJar.
[QUOTE=Tussel;2945232]CookyJar, I am surprised you don't have a picture of one of my all time favorites Moyua.[/QUOTE]I will never forget this girl. Wherever she is, I wish her the best. Last word I got was that she was doing good, gained weight and engaged.
CookyJar.