Massage Parlor Reports

I went to Lucky to see if I could learn about this alleged Jenny. Found a woman who I did not recognize. Tall, Chinese, nice tits and I would later learn a big tattoo on her belly which she did her best to hide.

She was a loud talker and blunt but started with a good back massage. I had just done heavy deadlifting at the gym so the massage felt great.

Sadly after the flip was terrible. She negotiated like I was wounding her. Even asking to kiss her breasts was met with eye rolls. Very robotic hand job with zero tease at all and then complaints that it wasn't hard. Like, no shit.

So I told her to just stop and massage my legs instead and she was still desultory about that. I got so annoyed that I rudely called a stop and got dressed. She protested mightily. Maybe the worst attitude I've encountered this year.

So I don't know if that was actually "Jenny" but whoever it was I recommend avoiding. Which should be easy as she asked about the weather tomorrow because she said she is planning to go down to the Bay Area.

Went to see Jenny, came in asking how much a hhr was. Usual thing I do to give myself time to check the place / girls out, and a cute woman in a polka dot short dress tells me 50/70 plus tip. I say "50/70 huh. Okay half hour" "and she reminds me "plus tip" and explains that's the house fee, so I need more to tip. Of course I have extra, but I split up my money between pockets so they don't get any ideas. When she sees me with an empty wallet after handing her $60, she says "you need more for tip. " I say "Yeah, I know. " She waves the $60 around in her hand and says again "more for tip. " At this point, I say fuck it, take it back, and tell her dryly I'll be back with more then.

I ask her what her name is, and she says "Jenny. ".

[QUOTE=SnAppleMgfm;6234807]Went to see Jenny, came in asking how much a hhr was. Usual thing I do to give myself time to check the place / girls out, and a cute woman in a polka dot short dress tells me 50/70 plus tip. I say "50/70 huh. Okay half hour" "and she reminds me "plus tip" and explains that's the house fee, so I need more to tip. Of course I have extra, but I split up my money between pockets so they don't get any ideas. When she sees me with an empty wallet after handing her $60, she says "you need more for tip. " I say "Yeah, I know. " She waves the $60 around in her hand and says again "more for tip. " At this point, I say fuck it, take it back, and tell her dryly I'll be back with more then.

I ask her what her name is, and she says "Jenny. ".[/QUOTE]I had an experience like that at the place on Barbur behind Adam & Eve. She kept saying plus tip. I now see that as a red flag.

One of my favorite ladies I've ever met at one of these places was a girl named Pei (something like that) at Tranquility.

I saw her twice. The first time was so great. Second time was ok but it was because she suggested two girls and the other girl just killed the vibe.

Does anyone else here know who I'm talking about and perhaps know where she is now?

I heard she moved to Arizona awhile ago. But at some time I read something that suggested she might be back.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;6234256]Red Star Glisan. Mia is still there. She is slightly cross eyed, but has a nice looking face. Unfortunately, she started demanding higher tips after she transferred here from Green Tea Mcloughlin.

182nd next to the health clinic. This is the place where you walk downstairs. Nice, but only average looking lady. I decided not to stay. This place often has good looking ladies that are happy to do everything, but be aware that this spot often stacks customers.

Luna Glisan. Older ladies both times I stopped by. Nothing exciting.

L and D 65th at Glisan. Attractive girl with long hair. She insisted on a high tip so I left. Perhaps some of you other guys will have better luck.

Green tea McLoughlin. Attractive new lady here, but she had a business like attitude. The timing wasn't good, would be interested to hear if any of you other gentlemen check her out. There was a gorgeous girl there a few weeks ago named Susan but apparently she is gone.

Starlight Barbur. Attractive lady have not tried her yet. If any of you other guys have please send me a note..[/QUOTE]Went to Starlight about 2 weeks ago. Got a cute girl named April there, perky B cups I'd say, good attitude and made good conversation. Been awhile since I've been mongering so opted for 30 minutes + table shower. They had a nice setup for the table shower, but not much happened. The massage was alright and the flip was alright. There was some negotiating, but she wasn't being too pushy as I think she knows my starting offer was already an overpay for what I wanted. Paid for a nude CBJ, but honestly it was the weakest CBJ I've ever had. Just put her lips on it pretty much. It ended up being more like a HE with covers on, pretty disappointed by that. She let my hands and mouth roam freely though. Once it was done she told me to do an hour next time and that we could do the full package then. Ended up paying 7.0 to house and 1.3 tip. I know I overpaid for the tip, I'm not good at negotiating especially when the little head is anticipating. Any tips on the negotiating part would be helpful. Me being younger also probably incentivizes providers to try and get the most out of me. All in all, I'd go back but would probably not do the table shower again and maybe just opt for an hour and FS.

Not a fan of who's at Sunnys so I decided to check out a couple other places.

Joy on 99:50's, short, yellow teeth. 40/60. No table shower. Pass.

Tranquility: late 40's early 50, cute, huge rack. Sweats and a long sleeve shirt. 40/60. No table shower. Pass, although I may return, I've had a great massage here in the past from a different chick, standard finish with no negotiation. Curious if I can get more out of this gal.

Relax in BG: 30's, short, slim, very cute. Little top, jeans. 40/60. Too busy told me to come back. I will. Been here previously. Good massage, gal was in a uniform. Standard finish with no negotiation. You mongers better not be running up the price in this lesser known gem.

[QUOTE=FunnyName;6235638] 7.0 to house and 1.3 tip. I'm not good at negotiating Any tips on the negotiating part[/QUOTE]Negotiating.

Go in with an amount you are willing to spend and no more. Always treat them with respect and smile when you make an offer / counter offer. Be willing to walk or say just massage.

Some guys walk in and put down 2. 0 and expect everything for it. Others like to pay the room fee 40-60 and go with 40 for a handy, 60 for a blowie and 1. 0-1. 4 for FS. Others are willing to pay much more. Pick a number you are comfortable with and stick to it.

I agree you overpaid as the next guy might get FS for what you paid.

[QUOTE=OneOne9;6236271]Negotiating.

Go in with an amount you are willing to spend and no more. Always treat them with respect and smile when you make an offer / counter offer. Be willing to walk or say just massage.

Some walk in and put down 2. 0 and expect everything for it. Others like to pay the room fee 40-60 and go with 40 for a handy, 60 for a blowie and 1. 0-1. 4 for FS. Others are willing to pay much more. Pick a number you are comfortable with and stick to it.

I agree you overpaid as the next guy might get FS for what you paid.[/QUOTE]This is sage advice, and what I do. I bring 200. I have 60 in one pocket (house fee), 40 in another (handy), 60 in another (BJ), remainder in another pocket (total 140 tip available for FS). They never see a big stack of bills. I don't negotiate, I simply tell them "that's all I brought". They see me pull it out of my pocket and that's that.

[QUOTE=DosedAgn;6236277]This is sage advice, and what I do. I bring 200. I have 60 in one pocket (house fee), 40 in another (handy), 60 in another (BJ), remainder in another pocket (total 140 tip available for FS). They never see a big stack of bills. I don't negotiate, I simply tell them "that's all I brought". They see me pull it out of my pocket and that's that.[/QUOTE]That's pretty much what I do. I really go for FS though. They usually aren't up to my standard.

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;6236383]That's pretty much what I do. I really go for FS though. They usually aren't up to my standard.[/QUOTE]Sunnys on Mill plain and Eastern on. 4th Plain (usually have good looking chick's, but eastern gets busy. Last time she tried to short me time because of it. We got into a bit of a tiff over it and she dropped 20 bucks on my chest. She said most guys don't care, and I told her most guys don't have the balls to say something about it.

Current talent at sunnys is. Meh.

If I can't at least get my face wet it's no fun for me.

[QUOTE=DosedAgn;6236420]Sunnys on Mill plain and Eastern on. 4th Plain (usually have good looking chick's, but eastern gets busy. Last time she tried to short me time because of it. We got into a bit of a tiff over it and she dropped 20 bucks on my chest. She said most guys don't care, and I told her most guys don't have the balls to say something about it.

Current talent at sunnys is. Meh.

If I can't at least get my face wet it's no fun for me.[/QUOTE]Good for you for saying something, I won't put up with the bs time shortage either.

Bg joy: 40/60 for 30 min. Mid 30's super cute, good massage. Only standard finish is offered with utc roaming.

Lan xin:60/140. Forget her name but she was mentioned in here before. I believe she came from Portland: mediocre massage, FS, CBJ. Offered massage after the deed and helped me get dressed. Overall good experience.

Tokyo: 40/60 for 30 min. UTC roaming, mid 40's. Fully nude and roaming but only standard finish is offered. Good experience.

Eastern: 40/40 for 30. Mid 30's. Massaged sucked. On the flip she stated only HE was offered and limited roaming. However in the corner I noticed the plastic wrapper's in the bin. Poor attitude and will not repeat.

Walked into Sunny's, zen, Veela, and tranquility but the were all to old for me so I walked out.

Not used to posting so if I missed anything, my bad and I suck at guessing ages. All the reviews above are recent.

Hard time finding young talent in Vancouver, especially for FS. If any suggestions please let me know.

[QUOTE=FunnyName;6235638]Went to Starlight about 2 weeks ago. Got a cute girl named April there, perky B cups I'd say, good attitude and made good conversation. Been awhile since I've been mongering so opted for 30 minutes + table shower. They had a nice setup for the table shower, but not much happened. The massage was alright and the flip was alright. There was some negotiating, but she wasn't being too pushy as I think she knows my starting offer was already an overpay for what I wanted. Paid for a nude CBJ, but honestly it was the weakest CBJ I've ever had. Just put her lips on it pretty much. It ended up being more like a HE with covers on, pretty disappointed by that. She let my hands and mouth roam freely though. Once it was done she told me to do an hour next time and that we could do the full package then. Ended up paying 7.0 to house and 1.3 tip. I know I overpaid for the tip, I'm not good at negotiating especially when the little head is anticipating. Any tips on the negotiating part would be helpful. Me being younger also probably incentivizes providers to try and get the most out of me. All in all, I'd go back but would probably not do the table shower again and maybe just opt for an hour and FS.[/QUOTE]

One time I stopped in here and got the biggest rush job ever 5 minutes of the weakest fkn massage ever then the turn over. The boss lady pulled her out of the back room, I sure there was someone else in that back room. She asked what I want, I said massage, she motioned for boom boom or BJ, then threw me this outrageous number and I laughed. Then in and out and back 3 times in less than 10 minutes over the "tip" amount.

By the time she returned from the last time she went out I was dressed, walked out and said my money and held my hand out. She tried to keep 50 bucks for 30 minutes, I paid for 1 hour I said, NO, my money all of it I am leaving. This went back and forth a couple times I wasnt budging. She gave me my money back. I said you fkd up and pulled out the real wad. Told her do not ever try this shit again with me. I have been back I have made my point with that place. Now I walk in and do not get any run around and she tells me exactly how long the girl will be busy and will direct me to the other place if this one is busy. Stand your ground and don't let them push you around or be ridiculous either here or anywhere else.

Read through the forum and get your scope for the "normal" rates of services in which you seek.

Thanks for reviews. Tokyo = 4th plain or St Johns? (there seem to be two). And Big Joy = Joy on 99?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=GoodTimes9669;6236542]Bg joy: 40/60 for 30 min. Mid 30's super cute, good massage. Only standard finish is offered with utc roaming.

Lan xin:60/140. Forget her name but she was mentioned in here before. I believe she came from Portland: mediocre massage, FS, CBJ. Offered massage after the deed and helped me get dressed. Overall good experience.

Tokyo: 40/60 for 30 min. UTC roaming, mid 40's. Fully nude and roaming but only standard finish is offered. Good experience.

Eastern: 40/40 for 30. Mid 30's. Massaged sucked. On the flip she stated only HE was offered and limited roaming. However in the corner I noticed the plastic wrapper's in the bin. Poor attitude and will not repeat.

Walked into Sunny's, zen, Veela, and tranquility but the were all to old for me so I walked out.

Not used to posting so if I missed anything, my bad and I suck at guessing ages. All the reviews above are recent.[/QUOTE]

Finally no nut November is over!, I arrived at the location decided to do hhr. Met up with a 47 year old looking lady. Pretty thin, nice legs and butt, pointy nips. I got in my room undressed. I've been waiting so long to come back to this hobby I started out on my back with half a chub. She came in and said WOW you must be ready for fun, I said hell yeah negotiated 140 for FS clumsy me I forgot my Rain coat! I said I don't want a HJ so she said what if I slide on your thing with my cat without penetration I said ok but for 80 and she said yes. So she put a little oil on my little guy and got on top and began to rub up and down my pickle until I blew like a volcano. It was pretty freaken good. Her name was Joan. Will come back next week.

[QUOTE=Downtown99;6236846]Thanks for reviews. Tokyo = 4th plain or St Johns? (there seem to be two). And Big Joy = Joy on 99?

Thanks![/QUOTE]In Vancouver.

Sorry messed that up. But it's not joy but I believe Asian massage in Battleground.

Got a text from a random number late last night. Turns out to be from Tina at Keizer location across from Caliber Collision. She says she's been traveling but will being at this shop with a new girl today and will open around 4 pm. She text me because she has a new girl that is FOB and wants me to try her and tell my friends. Apparently her new girl has a great body, young, is very tight but can take any size and into being submissive. I guess Tina's landlord stopped her in the parking lot one day earlier in the year and asked about the rotation of girls that stay with her over the months. I guess she's friends with her landlord now and she invites him over for drinks every now and then. She said last night they were all having drinks and the new girl just grabbed the landlords hand, didn't say anything, and let him to her room. Tina said she watched him pound her out for 45 minutes and couldn't believe how big he was. She didn't know how to describe it very well but when I said BBC she said yes exactly. I guess her landlord friend couldn't believe how tight this new girl was but also that she could take it all. Tina said that it turned her on so much that she asked her friend to eat her out after he was done with FOB. Tina loves DATY BTW and just got a fresh new waxing job. Anyhow today around 4 pm FOB and Tina will both be in little skirts, thongs and high heels ready to have fun.

Does anyone know where I can a massage with someone with a huge rack in Vancouver. Hard to find.

Going to be in the area on Monday for work.

Where should I go and who should I see?

Looking for the most fun!

Feel free to PM.

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;6239712]Going to be in the area on Monday for work.

Where should I go and who should I see?

Looking for the most fun!

Feel free to PM.[/QUOTE]You should go to the place across from Caliber Collision. It the place dreams are made of.

[QUOTE=Zippy69;6239781]You should go to the place across from Caliber Collision. It the place dreams are made of.[/QUOTE]Some stories read like a dream, LOL. But when I stopped a couple weeks ago and wendy greeted me as she woke from her afternoon slumber and she was only willing to do a 30 minute gig. She said not busy was not open for an hour, I walked out on her. So as with all things and places timing is important. As with how the girls see you and the mood they happen to be in.

GoodTime9669,

I live in Vancouver and been to a few places that might fit the bill, however every place I've been to only offer HJ / BJ, no boom boom so far.

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;6239712]Going to be in the area on Monday for work.

Where should I go and who should I see?

Looking for the most fun!

Feel free to PM.[/QUOTE]The place in Keizer on River Road diagonal across from caliber collision. There's also a place in salem called Rainbow, on edgewater, near a restaurant called Annabelle's there's another place in Salem at the corner of Market and lansing called Lily day spa, use the driveway that's across from the DQ sign then immediately look on the right.

I see a lot of Mia's floating around in this thread these days. Can anyone verify if any of them are the Mia from Gateway glory days?

Updates.

Mia at Angel is gone and a new gal is here. Thought I hit the jackpot, as new gal Eva seems really young looking with blond highlights and seemed to have a decent body. But alas, she's not FS. So, I can't really rate her body that well as she had a dress on the whole time. If anyone gets FS with her LMK the tip. She also mentioned Lala is there, but I didn't get a good look at her.

A:25-32; F:7. 5; B:7-8? Natural B's.

Vicky from near Yukon now moved to Refresh for those interested. Previous rating still stands. She gave me the full 30 min when it wasn't busy.

Lucky Day Spa is Market st & Lansing.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;6240338]The place in Keizer on River Road diagonal across from caliber collision. There's also a place in salem called Rainbow, on edgewater, near a restaurant called Annabelle's there's another place in Salem at the corner of Market and lansing called Lily day spa, use the driveway that's across from the DQ sign then immediately look on the right.[/QUOTE]

Went to the place in Keizer on River Road, diagonally across from Caliber Collision and met Ada. She is in her 30's my best guess, and very nice in her appearance, slender, man made C's but with very responsive nipples, well kept and very attractive in my opinion. She gave me a nice and fairly good massage for an AMP massage, none of that pokey pokey crap I have had in other places LOL she actually did a fairly nice job After massage was done and time for flip, we agreed on a price of $175 for FS, yes I know supposed to not go that high, but in my opinion I felt she was worth it, and she instinctively knew just how I liked things, and was a very very nice experience, one I enjoyed Thoroughly, and would / will happily repeat Posting this as have not seen anyone talk about Ada, she may be new for all I know, as Salem / Keizer is not in my neighborhood, but I had to go down there for something, and stopped into here based upon all I was seeing being posted about here, and I do agree with whoever said "dreams can be made here" or something similar a little while back, as Ada is easily one of the best looking / nicer ladies I have ever run into while hobbying Thanks to all who have mentioned this place, I do appreciate the tips, I think I will have to find some new reason to happen to be in the area again in the not too distant future LOL Have a great day all.

[QUOTE=Dexxzy;6241224]Updates.

Mia at Angel is gone and a new gal is here. Thought I hit the jackpot, as new gal Eva seems really young looking with blond highlights and seemed to have a decent body. But alas, she's not FS. So, I can't really rate her body that well as she had a dress on the whole time. If anyone gets FS with her LMK the tip. She also mentioned Lala is there, but I didn't get a good look at her.

A:25-32; F:7. 5; B:7-8? Natural B's.

Vicky from near Yukon now moved to Refresh for those interested. Previous rating still stands. She gave me the full 30 min when it wasn't busy.[/QUOTE]Yes mia did leave yesterday, she is in another state now, not anywhere local. Sasa left the day before and so the rotations continue. Lala was there yesterday too, she was previously over on mcloughlin on the back side of the car dealership. Now I wonder who is there now?

[QUOTE=FunForAll553;6241345]Lucky Day Spa is Market st & Lansing.[/QUOTE]Correct, I got the name wrong, good catch.

[QUOTE=NoFearToTry;6241654]Yes mia did leave yesterday, she is in another state now, not anywhere local. Sasa left the day before and so the rotations continue. Lala was there yesterday too, she was previously over on mcloughlin on the back side of the car dealership. Now I wonder who is there now?[/QUOTE]A little bummed out, cause I wanted to see Mia again. When she said she was leaving next month, there was a little miscommunication as I thought it was in a month, not literally the beginning on the next month.

Hey guys lately I've been exploring the escort world and haven't gone to an AMP in a bit but have been feeling the itch. Was wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of a table shower and a great tease while on my belly. Cheers all.

[QUOTE=MoDick503;6242387]Hey guys lately I've been exploring the escort world and haven't gone to an AMP in a bit but have been feeling the itch. Was wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of a table shower and a great tease while on my belly. Cheers all.[/QUOTE]Sunnys on Mill Plain and Sweet in east vancouver both have table showers but neither have provided me much tease. Good tease at the place in BG but no table shower.

Current talent at the former is lacking (mechanical and short on time). On my last visit she wanted "more tip, fuck too long". I denied her request.

Any info on the longview place on 14th?

Via text I confirmed prices (40/60) and take shower on site. Curious about talent and services.

Over the weekend I decided to try both these places out. First Mei Mei in Vancouver off of St. Johns. I am not pickey but I should be. All about the reporting and taking one for the team. Drew Amy a short unattractive one. Good massage and only standard ending was on the menu. Next on to Eastern off of Mill Plain in Vancouver. Drew Mei Mei I think. Older but not horrible. Basically 5 min no massage and then flip and everything was available. Wasn't horrible but I am still looking for younger talent.

[QUOTE=MoDick503;6242387]Hey guys lately I've been exploring the escort world and haven't gone to an AMP in a bit but have been feeling the itch. Was wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of a table shower and a great tease while on my belly. Cheers all.[/QUOTE]Sunflower on 4th Plain offers TS / Handy and they claim to provide a TS with a 30/40 session.

[QUOTE=Cojack13;6242466]Over the weekend I decided to try both these places out. First Mei Mei in Vancouver off of St. Johns. I am not pickey but I should be. All about the reporting and taking one for the team. Drew Amy a short unattractive one. Good massage and only standard ending was on the menu. Next on to Eastern off of Mill Plain in Vancouver. Drew Mei Mei I think. Older but not horrible. Basically 5 min no massage and then flip and everything was available. Wasn't horrible but I am still looking for younger talent.[/QUOTE]I've had the same experience at both places. Eastern is full menu but poor massage and short on time.

[QUOTE=Cojack13;6242466]Over the weekend I decided to try both these places out. First Mei Mei in Vancouver off of St. Johns. I am not pickey but I should be. All about the reporting and taking one for the team. Drew Amy a short unattractive one. Good massage and only standard ending was on the menu. Next on to Eastern off of Mill Plain in Vancouver. Drew Mei Mei I think. Older but not horrible. Basically 5 min no massage and then flip and everything was available. Wasn't horrible but I am still looking for younger talent.[/QUOTE]The funny thing about mei mei in Vancouver is they had very explicit ads. I went there about 6 months ago and it was made clear to me nothing Beyond standard ending was available. It made me irritated that they have such explicit ads but don't deliver. Hollywood on Powell did that also and until recently I could never get anything there. But for a while a woman was there that I've done everything with another location, so I knew I would get the green light there. Now that she is left Hollywood, I don't know what the offerings are. On to the next.

Hi y'all,

Bad experience prompted me to finally log in here. I've had good and meh experiences over the last few years but finally ran into one of the bad ones. Didn't get her name. 40's petite, bit of tummy, no ass, shoulder length hair. Paid for hour massage. OK massage. 20 min in flip. Asks for tip up front. Been to this location a few times with great service so guard was down and went ahead and gave her $50 for a hand job. She said that wasn't enough. I showed her the inside of my pocket and said sorry that's all I brought. She left for a few minutes, came back and started literally choking a chicken on me and telling me at the same time not enough for hour. I said sorry, I'll bring more next time and motioned to the clock on the wall that we were only at 25 min now. She just acted pissed and then went for more lube while at the same time acting like her arm hurt. Another 30 seconds of chicken choking while berating me for not paying enough. At this point I just said OK you got me, dressed and left. I have lurked on this site and read quite a few reviews so I knew there were some bad ones out there so bad luck of the draw I guess. BTW I am clean cut, good looking, middle age and polite so it was all her for sure. After this experience I needed to feel good about the pursuit again so I went to the one by Home Depot in Beaverton and got Mia. She was sweet and finished nice and slow as requested.

Went to place near Caliber got ADA decent looking. Went for HH her man made are heavily scared.

Massage was whatever not horrible asked for tip normal 1. 4 then proceeded with HJ I said no I want —- —- she said no I said give me my donation back.

She got cover and after a good pounding she said tired and climbed on top with oily HJ finish. I won't see her again.

Tina next on TDL.