Re: Match Made in Monger Heaven
[QUOTE=Mike 80]I've had my eyes out for Andrea in AC for years now (is it really going on 3-4 years since she renounced her solemn vows and left you so abruptly?).[/QUOTE]
Three years last May. My how the forum has changed. I remember being a newbie and getting grief from all sides. That much hasn't changed.
My how times flies when your having fun.
Sometimes we are better off with our memories. Just imagine how she'd looked after putting on jail weight (6'4" 300lbs).
CookyJar
Re: More Going to Los Angeles by Way of Florida
[QUOTE=Supereloquent]
You thought my analogy was in "bad taste," but you characterize me as one of the most hated men in modern history? Your hypocrisy abounds, as usual.
No "proud Marine" I ever heard about goes around characterizing another as one of the world's most hated men of the modern era, who perpetrated atrocities and suffering and death beyond rational comprehension.[/QUOTE]
My analogy was witty, imaginative and on point. Yours was deceptive and misleading.
Doing a trivial discussion over where to post in a sleazy internet site, you tried to gain sympathy by positioning yourself with a wounded veteran at a time when many servicemen are actually returning home in the exact same condition you described. If that wasn’t in bad taste I don’t know what is. Of all the analogies you could have provided you choose one using a disabled vet. Using such an analogy for the purpose of this ridiculous argument was tacky. Had we been discussing world peace – maybe? But we are talking about posting on a hooker site. WTF. Couldn’t you have come up with something else?
It is obvious to me that you don’t know many Marines, Army, Sailors, Coast Guard, Airmen or boy scouts, proud or otherwise. If you did you’d know that they’d have no problem calling you peanut brain, asshole or any other name in the “Good Book.” Have you ever heard the term; “Cuss like a Sailor?” Well for your information, the Marine Corp is a part of the Navy and we pride ourselves with being able to out cuss any swabbie. Neither the Marine Corp Manual nor the Code of Military Justice consider name calling a court marshal offense.
Speaking of analogies, Is the username SuperEloquent analogous to Superbutthead?
Before you get all upset about analogies, step back and take a serious look at the way you’ve acted since joining this forum. I am not attempting to degrade or insult you as a person. I am trying to point out your behavior as it pertains to this site.
CookyJar
Re: Thank You CookyJar, I Think... LOL
[QUOTE=Supereloquent]
1. It makes it much easier for me to respond to commentary if people simply address me in my own thread. Then my reply is a mouse click away. If I have to transport it from another thread, it involves a number of typing steps I would just as soon avoid.
2. Keeping running commentary here about any particular subject is a much easier way for readers to follow the conversation. It must be hell on readers to have to go back and forth between our threads to follow a discussion.
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This is what I have been saying all along. For whatever reason, it doesn’t make sense to move back and forth between threads. If a discussion is started in one thread all of the comments surrounding that discussing would be easier to follow if the resulting replies occurred in the original thread.
That is what I am now protesting in the only way available to me.
I am tired and it’s late. Besides, I think we’ve beat this horse to death.
Until our next rock em, sock em,
CookyJar
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Jessie & Amber – Oh! No! Not another one.
If you have something against girls with great big bandages on their foreheads, you might not want to read this repost.
I found Jessie (the girl with the big bandage on her forehead) working on Kensington Ave near Huntingdon Station. She was alone and very pretty. At first I thought I had made a mistake when I saw the giant bandage on her forehead. Then I gave it some more thought, what the heck, even with the bandage; she was hot. Of cause I asked her about the bandage. I was hoping she would say she was hiding a pimple or something. Her reply was standard – she said, “it’s a long story.” I took another look at her pretty face and considered my options. I could insist on a better answer. I could stop the car and put her out. I could wait and ask again later or I could just mind my business and get on with the task at hand. I opted to take the path less traveled. Face it, most of you would have ran the moment you saw that bandage staring back at you though the passenger door.
After the introductions, checks and related crap, I informed Jessie that I was not interested in a late night car date. I wanted to go inside somewhere where we could make ourselves at home. She recommended that well known dump, the one I hate but will reluctantly visit under certain circumstances. I wanted to try the Carlyle. She said that she did not want to go that far because there was someone waiting for her. I figured it was the boyfriend; as that is often is the case. We attempted to try her suggestion first. Unfortunately there were no rooms at the inn; and no answer at the door. We agreed on a ride to the Carlyle. But, she wanted to first call her friend; she asked to use my phone. I said, “No, I don’t want my number in your friend’s phone.” She claimed that her friend would likely leave the area if she was away to long. Jessie said, “She would be worried if I didn’t call her, we watch each others’ back. You can block the call.” I said, “She? Your friend is a girl?”
After getting a brief description of Jessie’s friend and discussing the possibility of including her pal in our date, I *67 the friend’s number and the two girls talked. It turned out that her friend, Amber (the girl wearing the glasses and with the dark hair), was two blocks away on Kensington Ave. After a short drive and a quick pickup, we were three. However; there was still a slight problem to be solved – where to go.
The Carlyle was still an option. Although I have never taken a double date to the Carlyle, I had inquired. I had questioned one of the clerks on the possibility of bringing two girls to the Carlyle. He had informed me that it could be done but the rate doubled and the time did not. Yes! It was doable. Still, there were a few things I needed to think about. The money was no problem if everything turned out alright. We have all had disappointing dates where things suddenly turned bad. It is one thing to be out of $20 and another thing to be out of $40 for the room plus the cost of two girls. As I was pondering this; Jessie came up with another suggestion. She said, as she looked at Amber, “We can go to my room.” I said, “What?” She said, “If you want, we can go to my place. I have a room I rent.” I asked her a few questions, a few where, what’s and whys? It turned out that the room was in a better neighborhood and not too far away. The two girls had been planning on returning to the room as soon as their business on the, “K,” was finished. With what they would get from me they would not have to return to the avenue. I went one step further and agreed to include an extra $20 (not the whole $40) that I would have paid for a room at the Carlyle; to sweeten the deal. (I considered this a good deal. If our date at the Carlyle had gone into overtime, at the doubles rates it would have cost me $80 for the room.) I also agreed to drop them off and leave them within two blocks of a designate location of their choice after our date. With all the minor details ironed out, we were on our way.
Like I said in an early post, things happen and somehow I end up in a ménage a trois.
CookyJar
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Jessie & Amber – Oh! No! Not another one. (continued)
Jessie tried to out shined Ashley in every detail. Not just because Jessie was more into sex, but because Amber seemed in awe of Jessie’s looks and abilities. IMHO and to my taste, Amber was the more desirable girl. Jessie is the pretty cheer leader that you wanted to bang just once. With her long slender legs and light colored hair, she is the hot sexy young wife of the next door neighbor; the one that you’ve been wanting to fuck since they moved in. But to the trained eye, there is not much more going on than a good one night stand. The pretty ones sometimes end up being boring after a time. On the other hand, Amber with her shapely legs, firm ass, has the well-rounded body of a young pre-med student. Along with her looks she has some brains and you could count on her imagination to provide you with years of good fucking.
When I asked who gave the better blow job, Amber pointed to Jessie. She has probably been playing second fiddle to Jessie all her life. For her part, Jessie seemed to enjoy jumping in front of Amber, taking the spotlight and proving that she is top dog. In a standing position, leaning on the wall I motioned for Jessie to stay on her knees and give me a BBBJ. Amber watched intensely as her friend wet her lips and slowly sucked me into her mouth. As I pulled her in close and felt up her soft body, Amber jerked and indicating Jessie, said, “See that! I can’t do that.” Jessie had just taken me in deep. Jessie abruptly withdrew my dick from her mouth and proclaimed proudly, while trying to catch her breath, “She can’t deep throat. I can.” Jessie proceeded to show us her technique and slurped my dick back into her mouth. While it was a nice BBBJ and yes; I was deep inside of her mouth, she was not actually deep throating – there was at least two fingers of dick still outside her mouth. I did not point this out but, IMHO, it is not deep throating unless I can feel the girl’s lips or tongue on my balls. Not wanting to put a damper on things, I kept this to myself.
There was no bed, chair or other furniture in the room. There was a sheet laid over some blankets on the floor. Jessie’s blow job had been good but I wanted to change position for Amber. After removing my pants, I sat on the makeshift sheet and blankets spread out on the floor. I was sitting upright with my back braced against the wall. Amber got down on her knees and crawled between my legs. I told her to lie flat on her belly; I wanted a clear view of her beautiful body. As she sucked me, her body and ass moved. She licked and sucked the head and shaft, using her hands to stoke me. Her body twisted and her ass jiggled the more she got into it. Then, as if she was jealous, Jessie said, “See! She can’t deep throat. Let me finish?” I told her I did not want to finish. I wanted to fuck her friend. I told her to get a condom and put it on me. During this exchange Amber had not stopped, and she had said nothing – she just kept on licking and sucking.
To make an already long story short. I sampled both girls’ pussy, doing them both one right after the other in the same position – doggie style. Suffice it to say, Amber, IMHO, was the better fuck. After Jessie had put on the rubber, I told both girls to kneel down side by side on the makeshift bed. I took Amber first. She was nice, juicy and wet. She looked over her shoulder as I fucked her, pushing back and grinding on my dick. I could have cum easy, doing Jessie but, I wanted to try Amber. Amber tensed and ducked her head down as I pushed my dick inside of her. Not only did she respond by pushing back hard, she wiggled and twitched as she got into being fucked. With her full ass pushed hard up against me, I could feel her tight pussy throbbing. As I came, Amber moaned a deep moan. Her face was buried in a pillow with her arms wrapped tightly. She seemed to be hiding the moaning sound in the pillow. Amber seemed concerned; she was stroking her friend’s hair. At first I thought Amber was in pain. Then she released the pillow and said, “Wow.” She had a big grin on her face.
CookyJar
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Jessie & Amber – Oh! No! Not another one. (The End)
I would gladly do either girl again. My plan is to call Amber for a single date. I’d love to get her on a real bed. I intend to help her with her deep throating skills. A little practice, some breathing lessons and if she willing to learn, she’s has the making of a good all around long term favorite. And; she has the phone. YMMV
CookyJar
PS: Jessie and Amber are the names they wrote down and asked me to use in their review. At first Jessie hadn’t mine using her real name. It was Amber who came up with the fake names. She has probably wanted to be an Amber all of her life.
Re: RE: Jessie and Amber What's in a Name?
[QUOTE=K Monger]Props for the pics and reports, BUT …
…I JUST dated the girl you are calling "Jessica" and she had no bandage on her forehead! Not even an inkling of a scar! If you are going to do something like this, it is best not to ignore such an obviously refutable little detail! You aren't the only one trolling the K! [/QUOTE]If you don’t mind, could you help me out? I seem to have over looked you review on Jessica. Would you be so kind as to post a link to that review? I would sure like to read it. I would also like to see the picture you posted with it. You know the one! The picture that shows Jessica without the bandage on her forehead or an inkling of a scar. Could you do this for me, it would be so helpful. If you don’t have a link to post, maybe a post #, or the thread you posted it in, or perhaps the date you posted the review and picture.
CookyJar
PS: Just about everything else in your response, “RE: Jessie and Amber What's in a Name?,” was spot on. I appreciate your reposting my previous comments and statements. As you so kindly stated, I do believe that reviews should be timely. That is why my review on Jessie & Amber, was presented shortly after our date. Things don’t also turn out the way I’d like them but in this case it did. My date with Jessie and Amber was a recent date. Also, as you so compassionately stated, I do sometimes choose to repost pictures. Usually, I do so because of some specific motivation. Most of the time I do provide links. Hopefully, when I do repost a picture or a set of pictures it makes the board more interesting. But, in truth, they are my pictures and I can do whatever I like with them, that’s according to the Administrator; Mr. Jackson. So; you can either like it, or lump it. Furthermore; my position on SW names is exactly as you presented. Again! Thinks! As for, “picture counts,” you’ve got me there. You must be some kind of super genius. You’ve peeped my hole card. I have been doing this for the last 5 years, for the “picture count.” And lastly, Yes! As you so eloquently pointed out, I do believe that, Bullshit ain’t nothing.
