Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=KittyWhisperer;5223274]Howdy Mongers,

Short story. I had tried this place once years ago, and simply got a massage.

The other day a few possible dates fell thru, so I decided to stop by and give it a try after many years.

An older asian lady wearing mask welcomed me and offered me the hour massage with shower for $70 which I decided to go as she had a nice figure.

To make the long story short, not only I got the nice massage which always comes handy, but got the icing on the cake HJ treatment. Having said that, play your cards right as I have a feeling it is not a guarantee either.

Anywho, this is my way of contributing as I am not much of hunting the streets for SW.

Peace out, Mongers![/QUOTE]I used to hit this place up a lot in the years past because they had a coupon for 20 off an hour. Great massage and HJ but never ever any extras.

[QUOTE=Stormz;5223915]This icing is what? TUMA? Top off? Nude?[/QUOTE]Really! You must not have read my post in full. Read it again and you'll find the answer there. It is not a matter of decoding it either.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;5224434]I used to hit this place up a lot in the years past because they had a coupon for 20 off an hour. Great massage and HJ but never ever any extras.[/QUOTE]I went once when they had that coupon, but did not get "lucky" then.

Have you had the chance to try Amazian massage zip 33177 via 137 ave and 176st??

What's the situation on AMPs on sunset 97+.

[QUOTE=Jack76;5158881]My usual spots all closed early last night so I went to the place on SW 24th St just East of 826. I was greeted by a decent looking middle aged woman with big fake tits and no ass. I figured they would be fun to play with so I opted for an hour at 70. The massage started out rough. No oil, lots of elbows and forearms. 15 minutes into it and she starts with the light tickling. I figured the massage would progress after the flip. So she shows me the fake tits and wants 150. After seeing the fresh boob job I realized I had seen this girl at the place on NW 7th St around 46th Ave. I countered with 100 and she kept going back to 150, over and over. I said sorry that's all I have and said let's just finish the massage. She said ok, 100. Straight to the action, thick cover and lots of lube. Finished right at the 30 minute mark have and said, great, we still have 30 minutes! She says no, finished. I said I paid for one hour. She said tip no good, only half hour. So I said, you're stealing from the house money to increase your tip? At that point, what can you do, told her she's aweful and her new tits sucked and I'll never come back. Lame. I think her name is Lilly. Avoid at all costs![/QUOTE]I went to this spa before reading your review, I agree with you, she did the same to me as well, she charged me for an HR and 10 min into the massage, she asked me to flip, I paid $ for FS but not worthy for the price.

Has anyone been to the LMP at 782X Coral? Is FS on the menu?

[QUOTE=KittyWhisperer;5225064]I went once when they had that coupon, but did not get "lucky" then.

Have you had the chance to try Amazian massage zip 33177 via 137 ave and 176st??[/QUOTE]I never bothered, the owner of the Japanese place told me they don't do that there either and there is no feedback from anyone about it.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;5228316]I never bothered, the owner of the Japanese place told me they don't do that there either and there is no feedback from anyone about it.[/QUOTE]Thansk for your input.

I stopped by there years ago, but did not get any hint of anything. However, cnsidering the covid 19 situation, it makes me wonder if they have flexed up on their services.

[QUOTE=KittyWhisperer;5228479]Thansk for your input.

I stopped by there years ago, but did not get any hint of anything. However, cnsidering the covid 19 situation, it makes me wonder if they have flexed up on their services.[/QUOTE]I would not even bother, I noticed places down south are just not good for FS.

What's up boys, I've been trying to find a short girl that isn't fat with huge boobs (36 DDD and up) if anybody who's into boobs can help I'd really appreciate it, I have already some but I'm looking to expand the menu. Wiling to share info too.

Years ago there was A place in the back across the street Not the AMP in front tho. Mostly a LMP but some others mixed in. Really Most seemed to be like Collage girls a few with backpacks or folders. All English speakers. Some girls seemed to have some real Massage training. I'm more of a clubs guy and still have not been to too many MPs So back then just topless Hand work $. 2. hr at least 7 yrs ago I don't see ads for them and nothing at the same spot. Anything on them moving?

If not, Anything like that with good English or like Hippie massage places? With good not meted parking?

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5222499]If you search Asian Massage on Ives Dairy you'll get 4 AMPs. The well reviewed Spa 168 at #NE190 in the back, second floor. FS is on the menu, but it all depends on the girl, For me, some real hotties have been had here, but no real discounts.

And on the east end there's #157X, lots of rotation here lately, I stopped in there earlier today to fins a 20 something girl with a cute face but no hips. I mean the lower half of her body literally did not match her upper. Zero ass, little stumpy legs. But this is the case often times with Chinese or Korean women. Dwarfism seems to run ramped in the Orient. But if you're persistent you can find a fine little Chinese girl in there, just no guarantee.[/QUOTE]What times do you go to these places, whenever I'm strolling by there's always some nosy security guard or a unmarked vehicle just there so it scares me off.

[QUOTE=KingChrome;5243980]What times do you go to these places, whenever I'm strolling by there's always some nosy security guard or a unmarked vehicle just there so it scares me off.[/QUOTE]You shouldn't care about the guard. He's just there to keep thieves from breaking into the cars.

I almost always go on Saturdays and Sundays, early, before noon. Because it's when everything else around there is closed and the ladies are most likely to all be available for me to meet them and choose the one I like instead of having to wait outside for the last client to leave.

Serenity Spa At Biscayne.

Went here a few times, reviewed it before and considered it the best massage place to visit. Went after a year or 2 off same girl. Massage 60 and you have to tip 60, don't ask her how much just bring 60. If you ask she'll say 80, if you bring less than 60 she'll do nothing fun. For 60 she takes out her huge tits, (feel real, but weird for an asian?) and lets you grope them, she let me tit fuck her and rub her panties. She claims she let me get more because she thought I was hot but I wouldn't be suprised if she says that to everyone. Enthusiastic and tells you to play with her tits and last time asked me to lick them and it felt like she came. No card accepted.

[QUOTE=HialeahSlime;5245425]Serenity Spa At Biscayne.

Went here a few times, reviewed it before and considered it the best massage place to visit. Went after a year or 2 off same girl. Massage 60 and you have to tip 60, don't ask her how much just bring 60. If you ask she'll say 80, if you bring less than 60 she'll do nothing fun. For 60 she takes out her huge tits, (feel real, but weird for an asian?) and lets you grope them, she let me tit fuck her and rub her panties. She claims she let me get more because she thought I was hot but I wouldn't be suprised if she says that to everyone. Enthusiastic and tells you to play with her tits and last time asked me to lick them and it felt like she came. No card accepted.[/QUOTE]Good tip, I'll bet if I toss her a Benjamin it's FS no problem.

I have passed by there but the $35/ hour foot massage usually brings older, high milage women. But, it might be worth another look.

Just up the street is Meme Spa, go east on NE 1. 2. 3. From Biscayne at 2. 1. 8 O.

The Skinny girl, Kiki / Cici / what ever her name is this week has been a go to girl for when mongering was slow for like 5 years.

But they've been advertising "New Girls" around the web. Maybe Meme Spa is also worth checking out again.

Biscayne has some good spas, there's Silver Spa at 1. 0. 7. 8. 9. Bisc, but it all depends upon the girl there. I've had great FS encounters there and duds too.

And then there's Asian Flower at 1. 1. 7. 3. 0. Bisc, and Aling at 1. 2. 5. 6. 3. Bisc. But they are both owned by the same guy, so Aling is also at 11730, maybe it moved, I don't know.

Also, Silver Spa. At 1. 0. 7. 8. 9. Bisc. It also varies there depending upon the girl.