EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=ADAvet101;4691192]Going to make my first stop at CLM this weekend. Anyone have recommendations on who I should choose? My only requirement would be that they offer FS. Good massage is a plus and so would the Nuru offer, but those are just extra parts. FS is the only requirement. If anyone has advice or recommendations please PM.[/QUOTE]Good for you!

Please be sure to report back about your experiences and provider.

I've played with Jenny (tattoos). Beautiful body, soft spoken, borderline submissive, well proportioned, shaven pussy. Reasonable rub and nice HJ finish. Next visit involved daty, rimming her, HJ start and blow job finish. No FS.

Check out the Laura in Schaumburg.

[QUOTE=ADAvet101;4691192]Going to make my first stop at CLM this weekend. Anyone have recommendations on who I should choose? My only requirement would be that they offer FS. Good massage is a plus and so would the Nuru offer, but those are just extra parts. FS is the only requirement. If anyone has advice or recommendations please PM.[/QUOTE]I saw Jessica again yesterday and had a great time. She is on the thin side (lost weight) but wild time.

Also recommend Sarah, a younger enhanced MILF who is fun.

I think I know who Laura is and would recommend her (seen her else where) but need to confirm first.

[QUOTE=Pupsnu;4652691]I would strongly suggest Ivana from CMT. She is probably 40-45. Not skinny. Great massage and guaranteed L1. However, she is on the north side of the city, so not sure convenient for you.[/QUOTE]Sorry but I travel to Schambug often can you help me with a location or name for CMT?

[QUOTE=ADAvet101;4691192]Going to make my first stop at CLM this weekend. Anyone have recommendations on who I should choose? My only requirement would be that they offer FS. Good massage is a plus and so would the Nuru offer, but those are just extra parts. FS is the only requirement. If anyone has advice or recommendations please PM.[/QUOTE]I went to the Western Ave location about 6 times. I think only 2 of the girls offered FS and that was the first couple of times I went. I would do a lot of research before you decide who to see.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;4675382]Has anybody been to Massage Miracle recently? Are they still in operation?[/QUOTE]Yes, they are still open. Fantastic massages but that's it. Go there if you need a real massage.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;4648560]Hate when folks are vague. I don't want to waste $150 - $200 bucks so let's be clear. Does the turkish bath include a decent looking woman with bare hands soaping you head to toe ending in a nice HE? If yes, I have a friend that is interested. Especially if the soaper is hot. If not, he will pass. Side note, there was a mature woman that used to advertise bath services about 4 or 5 years ago who was very good. Gave a really nice soapy table shower for about 45 minutes hitting all the nooks and crannies before releasing all the stress. I'd see her again if she's still in the business.[/QUOTE]Here is my advice and mini-review.

I am only speaking about my experience but Emma is super hot, young 20 something year old. I'm a very picky person myself and will honestly say her face is a solid 9, body is a solid 9. Nice cute butt, and proportional bolt ons that feel real. Her small frame, no fat and gorgeous face is just what I'm looking for. In regards to what's offered. It's a gentle massage, almost caressing really nothing therapeutic and a warm shower on a table. The entire process is an hour. The HE is only self service, which means for a tip you can touch her (Only on top of her clothes, you can't remove anything, you can get a firm grip on your butt though almost bare) and she'll clean up afterwards. However don't go in there expecting more than what I just layed out. If you want a super hot girl to look at, while you caress her body and do your thing then this is the place, otherwise skip it. In terms of Price your paying 1 for the house and 1 for tip so 2 total. It's a bit pricey given the limited menu but then again if you want a gorgeous girl like myself then this might be your place. It also doesn't hurt that it's truly relaxing and you come out smelling extra clean. Hope this helps.

Ivana is curvy and in a nice way with amazing boobs.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;4655234]Wondering if you didn't mean to type CTM.

When you say not skinny, is she one of those barrel-shaped, older Euro women? Or is she simply curvy and not a bean pole?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pupsnu;4692327]Ivana is curvy and in a nice way with amazing boobs.[/QUOTE]Ivana is curvy and actually last time I saw her thinner a bit, she is decent. She is NOT a sure thing. People have messaged me stating they got denied first time, and that is pretty much it if that is the case. I got level 1 first time and can pretty much do whatever at this point when there. That is not the case for all apparently.

The CLM stuff sounds like maybe belongs in the other Euro portion of the forum, but could be wrong. Good info anyways.

[QUOTE=AngelBravo;4692320]Here is my advice and mini-review.

I am only speaking about my experience but Emma is super hot, young 20 something year old. I'm a very picky person myself and will honestly say her face is a solid 9, body is a solid 9. Nice cute butt, and proportional bolt ons that feel real. Her small frame, no fat and gorgeous face is just what I'm looking for. In regards to what's offered. It's a gentle massage, almost caressing really nothing therapeutic and a warm shower on a table. The entire process is an hour. The HE is only self service, which means for a tip you can touch her (Only on top of her clothes, you can't remove anything, you can get a firm grip on your butt though almost bare) and she'll clean up afterwards. However don't go in there expecting more than what I just layed out. If you want a super hot girl to look at, while you caress her body and do your thing then this is the place, otherwise skip it. In terms of Price your paying 1 for the house and 1 for tip so 2 total. It's a bit pricey given the limited menu but then again if you want a gorgeous girl like myself then this might be your place. It also doesn't hurt that it's truly relaxing and you come out smelling extra clean. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]Just to be clear we are talking about paying 2 bills to beat off during a table shower.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;4693162]Just to be clear we are talking about paying 2 bills to beat off during a table shower.[/QUOTE]I recently saw Emma as Masaj now. Correct $100 for the house fee and $80 to feel her up as you beat off.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4692584]Ivana is curvy and actually last time I saw her thinner a bit, she is decent. She is NOT a sure thing. People have messaged me stating they got denied first time, and that is pretty much it if that is the case. I got level 1 first time and can pretty much do whatever at this point when there. That is not the case for all apparently.

The CLM stuff sounds like maybe belongs in the other Euro portion of the forum, but could be wrong. Good info anyways.[/QUOTE]I saw Ivana recently and got nothing. She got pissed when I asked for L1. YMMV.

Went for a visit based on this review.

When you walk in you can't help but notice the stripper pole in the living room!

We went to the bedroom, and she stripped down to her panties. No real massage here, more like a prolonged lap dance with mutual touch and a happy ending.

I was expecting to pay 100 based on this review, so I didn't establish a rate before hand. I ended up paying 120 for HH.

Didn't ask what else was available.

Stay Safe,

CR.

[QUOTE=ChiHappiness;4630478]This one is near Buffalo Grove. Not her in the pics (surprise, surprise). She is probably in her late 20's, blonde, and Eastern European. Decent body with perky B cups. Her massage is more light rubbing than massage and a hand finish. Damage was $ and she hosted in her apartment. She was nice enough but not my cup of tea.

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[QUOTE=StevoGabe;4693371]I recently saw Emma as Masaj now. Correct $100 for the house fee and $80 to feel her up as you beat off.[/QUOTE]Hey all,

I had luck with another one (message for details) but I did $100 for session and self-serve but I got to roam sans some clothing, her tits were in my face and she was very feely (except for junior). What worked for me was keeping a dialogue the entire time, stay friendly and engaged. They were tight dresses so I complimented her on her looks, mentioned how much I liked certain massages she did when she was testing the waters, and had success getting her boobs out. However, it was like pulling teeth to convince her to go further outside of self, and that seems to be the consensus. I however only tipped $50, as we did not talk price in the room, just mentioned I had some tipping cash to spare. Obvi like all here, YRMV.

That being said, the experience itself is quite pleasant and relaxing, I just wanted to go see someone after to take off the edge.

Think I might try out clm or 262. Been hard to search clm and I tried going back to look it up but no luck. I know YMMV but what's the standard tip for a CBJ? Think at 262 its included in the Base price, is it the same at clm? Is the schaumburg location in a condo? Any advice on the 2 would be helpful. Looks are very important to me. Not sure if I would do FS. Would like to try at some point a place that does more of a body slide type of massage, doesn't have to be nuru. Not sure where to start with that, I'm sure if I had a regular I could ask for it but out west pickings are every slim right now. I use to go to belmont Spa, I wish it was so far for me now.

Just saw on [URL]MassageAnywhere.com[/URL] that Sara in Northbrook on Shermer is back after a long absence. She had her own operation I think in her own office there. Anyone know why she disappeared and reappeared? Bit wary after the bust there last fall.

Thanks.