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Downtown Nuru with Cobra Katia
Remember that 70's kids show New Zoo Review? With the people in scary ass animal costumes with deranged double chins? Well, this is the Nuru Review. Rubbing right on you. With downtown Katia, oiling all us dudes.
I wasn't really sure what to expect from her, looks-wise. I was expecting her to be a tan and stuck up k-girl looking lady. She was actually quite attractive. Short prob in the 4'10-5'0 range. Very pasty white Chinese lady. Nice round ass and an enhanced rack that didn't look overly weird or too big on her. Looked choice, actually. Depending on the light she's in, could pass for early-mid 30's but I'm guessing early to mid 40's. Heavy accent which is hard to understand at times but she was pretty chill. Small, dark apartment. She also insisted we keep the noise down to stay off the radar from suspicious neighbors on her floor.
Now this was a session broken up into three layers. Nuru $100, then one-pop bone and massage finish ("tip santard fee for extras", in her words) for the remainder.
Nuru was a new one for me. Warm oil and body to body rub. Haven't a had a table shower for a while now, so it was quite nice. Though I'm not really sure it was necessary. Like, yes, the novelty is there but could do without it next time. It did feel nice with her titties rubbing my dick though. Katia kept on asking, "Feel good?" It did. Though there was a few times cold oil splashed onto my neck when she was rubbing in back and I was wondering, "Dude, did she just drool on me?
We had discussed "extras" prior. So after 20 or so minutes of nuru, asked if I was still interested and took the remaining "tip standard fee for extras" and put on the rubber and started with a CBJ. Also laid towels down to keep us from slipping and sliding on her mat. You would think this was the best part, it wasn't. I pulled her into 69 position and chomped on her nan from there. Clean and neutral in odor. While I went to town chowing on her chow mien, she gave me a toothy BJ and it was starting to hurt. She got off after a minute or so and laid on her back for me to finish in mish. My dick was a little numb, more than usual and it took me a while to pop. I mention this cause I could tell she wanted it over with and planning a one and done position, then pau. Mmm, nope. I took my sweet ass time pounding her soft, ivory white body in a few positions, finishing in doggie. I could tell she was getting impatient with the way she huffed a "what's taking so song" (also, her moaning was starting to sound more and more mechanical) while I was pounding her. Bit of a turn off but got some nice views and squeezed and slapped that nice jiggly ass of hers while inserting. When done, she warned me to dry the oil on my feet on the towels before I stepped on her floor to go shower.
Now the trimester of this session ends in the final massage, which was actually the best part (and reason why this report is on this thread). For a small, cute chick, Katia sure has strong hands. Like she was fucking beating my ass up with her GI Joe action grip and stomping on my back, as if it were a grudge match since I took so long to finish. From Cobra Katia to Cobra Kai on the switch of a dime. The last time I got a massage like that, was from a bait and switch at the former China Mary's, way, way back almost 10 years ago. I requested a Yuki and this Yuki was a freaking Samoan TS. LOL. Shit you not. Fuckah beat my ass up on that table. Back to Katia, she did too but I had the satisfaction of knowing it was a girl doing it, not one mahu sole. LOL. By the way she tenderized my legs, I doubt I'll get a morning Charley Horse for a long, long time. Best hobby massage I've received yet. Rough and somewhat painful but damn good.
Nuru Katia of Downtown
Attitude 8 as she was accommodating and always asking if I was alright and if what she was doing felt good.
Service 7 Overall a great time but not without it's shortcummings. Usually boning is the best part of these visits. Today, for me, it was not
Looks 7 Though not lady in photos, attractive older AZN woman with unblemished porcelain white skin and nice, round ass. If she DFKed while on the body rub, her biz would be booming.