Dry in St Louis. Help needed.
With Miami girls taking a long break it is pretty dry in St Louis and I am too tired of fake ones.
Seniors could you please point to some good provider around St Louis.
Really appreciate your Help.
Anyone tried below list:
Nikki:
[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nikki/16709827[/URL]
Ann.
[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-world-traveler-seeking-a-very-generous-and-fun-gentleman-anna/16710088[/URL]
Nicole:
[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/yes-yes-oh-yes-sounds-like-fun-mmmm-i-love-pleasure-yummy/16710921[/URL]
Princess. Beware- stay away
Ok, guys. I know you've been waiting for this fuckin story and here it is.
So yesterday, I text Princess. I ask her about her rates. She tells me $120. Ok. I ask her if it's for a h or hh. She says it's for a hh. I then ask her what's her qky rate? She tells me $120. I tell her how is your qky rate the same as your hh. She then says, "My price is not off time, it's off the service I provide. " Ok. So then I say, "If I stay an hour, the price is still $120 since there is no time limit. She then says, "No. It's a half hour. " So at this point, I know I'm dealing with a complete loon. So after some more discussion, we come to an agreement.
So, I text her a little later to set up a time. She doesn't respond. I send another text and she doesn't respond. Ok. Another guy on another board said it took him two weeks to hook up with this chick. I wasn't sure that she was worth the investment, but she was new. And I like to try out new chicks.
So the next day, which is today, I text her. No response. I text again and no response. I then wait later in the day, knowing that a lot of girls are sleep until 2:00 pm in the day and she responds and says that she's available. We go over the details again and she tells me $120. I restate the price we agreed on yesterday and then she tells me, "that was yesterday. " LOL.
After some more discussion, we agree again on the price from yesterday. I then ask her if she's GFE which she said she was and if the pics were accurate and she said they were 100% her. So she gives me instructions on where she kinda of is in Illinois. I get to the intersection, call her and then she leads me in the wrong freakin direction. I ask her for the address so I can GPS it and she didn't want to give it to me. She said, "you might not really be there. " So I tell her, "of course, you know I'm hear because I reading off the freakin streets as you're talking to me on the phone. " And I'm sure she heard my fuckin GPS still talking and the god-damn rain in the background.
So I get her to give me another street so I can GPS it. She did. Once I got there I called her again and she gave me instructions from there and then the house number when I got on the street. Duhhhhhh! She could have given that shit to me before and I would have been there. Now usually I'm not that ticked off. I'm a pretty mellow guy, but I was dealing with her and at the same time texting back and forward with 2 other chicks. One I was suppose to go see after Princess. And this girl and I have been arguing about crap for a while.
Why? Who the hell knows. Well, yeah, I know. Money! I've known her for years and at times we get into arguments. We're buddies, but that's how crap is with us sometimes. Anyway, I was suppose to go see her after not talking to her for over 2 weeks for some make-up sex. It was awesome as always. But back to the story.
So I pull up in front of her house and park. I walk to the door and she lets me in. She seemed pleasant enough. She was tall, about 5' 7" to 5' 8" which was cool. Her body wasn't as bangin as in the pics, but I wasn't disappointed. Her pics weren't too different from her appearance. So we give each other a hug and walk through the empty house to a furnished bedroom. We talk for a couple of minutes, she closes the bedroom door and we undress. She let me know that we couldn't lay on the bed because the noise of the bed hitting up against the wall would disturb her niece and nephew. Ok, I was fine with that. I just wanted to get started so I could finish and get to my other date.
So I sit on the bed, she put the cover on and gives me a quick two minute CBJ. The CBJ was ok, but nothing to rave about. After the CBJ she wets her clit (with a big glob of spit falling to the floor. Nasty), gets into a kind of standing doggie position on the bed and I slowly stick my cock into her tight puss. I have to admit the puss was nice and tight. I then start to pound her puss, but I couldn't do it too hard because we'd disturb her niece and nephew in the next room. So then, we moved to Recap style on the end of the bed, but then it was still making too much noise. DAMN! So next I throw two pillows on the floor and tell her, "Let's just do it on the floor. " She said, "NO. " She tried it with another customer, but it was too loud. So she then said, "Let's try it in doggie style again". But slightly different. I then start pounding her from behind again. Then after two minutes (LOL), I was getting close to my nut and she says, "Ok, your time is up! I think I heard something. A tap or something from the other room. " WTF! A tap? I didn't hear anything. Gentlemen, this is how I felt:
[URL]http://youtu.be/inC4Skeq9Go[/URL]
So, I told her that our time was no where near up. I mean there wasn't a clock. I even offered to show her the time on my phone. I really had just gotten there. She then started trying to make some fucked up excuse about the agreed upon donation. Matter of the fact, the chic even asked me for a fuckin tip before we got started. Who the fuck does that shit?
So we're talking about this and I'm calmly trying to explain to her that this is not how you do business. She then mentions that fuckin tap again. "What noise," I said. She then puts on her clothes and says ok, let me check on them and then I'll be right back. She also says, "I'm going to take the money with me, just in case you try to ditch out. " So she walks out the door and I'm standing there naked and losing my erection. Dammit!! But then my spidey sense starts to tingle. I decide to put on the my underwear. As soon as I put on my underwear, her pimp pulls open the door and he yells, "YOU GOT TO GO!" Then he slams the freakin door! That's right, she's got a freakin pimp in the house and he saw me naked! DAMN! : LOL:
The tapping is his damn signal to her that she needs to wrap the shit up! So, the dude didn't scare me. He was a black guy about 6' 3" to 6' 4", maybe 190 pounds with his pants hanging off his ass. My only concern was if he had a firearm.
So I'm putting on my pants and the dude, yells "HURRY UP!" I get my shit on, head out the bedroom door and he escorts me to the front door. I then walk to the car and I kind of sit there for a moment trying to catch up on the texts from the 2 chicks that I was texting with. All of the sudden this pimp fool walks out on the lawn yelling at me. I don't know what.
The hell he was saying, but instead of getting out and using my police grade stun gun on his ass, I drove off.
I then get a text from the guy saying that he has my hobby phone number and he's done his research and a license plate number that's not even registered to me. I think I've been hobbying for way too long. : the.
So guys this is one situation that YOU WANT TO AVOID. And another crazy adventure for Recap.
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The Princess and the Pimp
I did not see that guy during my visit. But it appears that Princess and her pimp do not understand the importance of repeat business.
Kemo.