EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

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[QUOTE=Kellster;4650220]Totally agree Datsurman. This times 10. Reviews in general should be more descriptive. For ex -don't just say she's hot, describe her. One person's idea of hot can be another's version of no way in hell. How tall is she? , is she slim, athletic build, fat?? How old is she about, What's her ethnicity? White, Asian, etc. Did she hit all of the essential areas? Was the quality of the massage good deep tissue or just a light backrub? Was the facility clean / fresh towels or a pigsty? Stuff like that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;4655234]Wondering if you didn't mean to type CTM.

When you say not skinny, is she one of those barrel-shaped, older Euro women? Or is she simply curvy and not a bean pole?[/QUOTE]That is sort of a bad description of her. He is referring to CTM, Chicago therapeutic massage. She is not obese or anything, just curvy. Knows what she is doing, etc. Level 1 is all you will get, sometimes they do turn people away, or do not give service, and if that is the case, you are out of luck forever with all girls there.

In any event, ya, glad you RTFF to the out of town visitor, there is plenty to find doing so.

You sir are correct. I saw her today. I tried getting L1 and left a nice tip in the beginning and no dice. Ivana seemed pissed that I was trying to get the happy ending. She said they don't do that there.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4656246]That is sort of a bad description of her. He is referring to CTM, Chicago therapeutic massage. She is not obese or anything, just curvy. Knows what she is doing, etc. Level 1 is all you will get, sometimes they do turn people away, or do not give service, and if that is the case, you are out of luck forever with all girls there.

In any event, ya, glad you RTFF to the out of town visitor, there is plenty to find doing so.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4656246]That is sort of a bad description of her. He is referring to CTM, Chicago therapeutic massage. She is not obese or anything, just curvy. Knows what she is doing, etc. Level 1 is all you will get, sometimes they do turn people away, or do not give service, and if that is the case, you are out of luck forever with all girls there.

In any event, ya, glad you RTFF to the out of town visitor, there is plenty to find doing so.[/QUOTE]Can someone PM me the prices and phone number for CTM? I've tried calling what I think is the number and I've never gotten a pickup. I left a message as well. I assume it's appointment only? Thanks.

$75 for a massage. Tip is extra with no guaranteed happy ending.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;4665518]Can someone PM me the prices and phone number for CTM? I've tried calling what I think is the number and I've never gotten a pickup. I left a message as well. I assume it's appointment only? Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Thanks. I assume for the hour? Can you PM the correct phone number? Thanks.

[QUOTE=StevoGabe;4665564]$75 for a massage. Tip is extra with no guaranteed happy ending.[/QUOTE]

Coming to town this weekend.

Looking for b+ massage and HJ.

Outcall to my hotel if possible.

[QUOTE=MattLastName;4666213]Coming to town this weekend.

Looking for b+ massage and HJ.

Outcall to my hotel if possible.[/QUOTE]This thread is usually for incall offices with Euro massage therapists. You may have more luck in this thread:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?30834-European-Motel-Massage-Agencies-and-Freelancers[/URL]

Has anybody been to Massage Miracle recently? Are they still in operation?

Anyone have any reviews of Mia at Creative Therapy? I haven't been there since Alina left. Wondering if it's worth seeing Mia. A quick review would help me a lot. I'm a pretty good reader of the forum but don't recall anything on her. Just want to make sure she isn't a waste of time.

Also I don't want to just be a moocher so I will throw in a report of my own on "Beema" at Tats. I have no idea what her real name is. She says it's "Beema" or sometimes "Beeama" or something like that. She's pretty young, like early twenties, but not very attractive imo and her attitude is super flat and boring. I believe she said she's from Kazakistan or something so she's vaguely asian looking. Useless massage, but she'll do pretty much everything for the right price (which is too high for me though, and her technique with everything is again super boring). Personally I would give an overall thumbs down but maybe you want to try for variety's sake.

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;4685850]Anyone have any reviews of Mia at Creative Therapy? I haven't been there since Alina left. Wondering if it's worth seeing Mia. A quick review would help me a lot. I'm a pretty good reader of the forum but don't recall anything on her. Just want to make sure she isn't a waste of time.

Also I don't want to just be a moocher so I will throw in a report of my own on "Beema" at Tats. I have no idea what her real name is. She says it's "Beema" or sometimes "Beeama" or something like that. She's pretty young, like early twenties, but not very attractive imo and her attitude is super flat and boring. I believe she said she's from Kazakistan or something so she's vaguely asian looking. Useless massage, but she'll do pretty much everything for the right price (which is too high for me though, and her technique with everything is again super boring). Personally I would give an overall thumbs down but maybe you want to try for variety's sake.[/QUOTE]Good question. Fwiw another site has mixed write up's on Mia. A couple guys say she's 30's-40's and average weight / appearance. Another guy says she's a hot Russian in her 20's. Somebody's messed up. Haven't been to any of the offices in that building in a while and interested in what's new. Reports of Lora in same building sound ok but I'm not convinced just yet.

So, a clown sounding review on another site, reviewed an Olga that is described as young and hot. Can anyone confirm? Sounds bogus. But desperate times. Before anyone says anything, yes I know Yankee Stadium is technically Skokie / evanston but whatever, I'd say since such slim pickings of Euros, worth mentioning here, vs. There.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4686581]Good question. Fwiw another site has mixed write up's on Mia. A couple guys say she's 30's-40's and average weight / appearance. Another guy says she's a hot Russian in her 20's. Somebody's messed up. Haven't been to any of the offices in that building in a while and interested in what's new. Reports of Lora in same building sound ok but I'm not convinced just yet.[/QUOTE]Lora is Lana from Techny & Shermer. You have been informed and warned!

Mia is 30-40 with avg weight and appearance.

Going to make my first stop at CLM this weekend. Anyone have recommendations on who I should choose? My only requirement would be that they offer FS. Good massage is a plus and so would the Nuru offer, but those are just extra parts. FS is the only requirement. If anyone has advice or recommendations please PM.

Among non-exes, I've only ever been with Claire there. She's definitely FS, and a great fuck. Really deep BBBJ, with YMMV on GFE, if that's important to you. But per other reviews, it's recommended you get there early because she doesn't always shower after every appointment. Maybe book a hot tub or something with her.

I might take the plunge with someone else just to compare.

[QUOTE=ADAvet101;4691192]Going to make my first stop at CLM this weekend. Anyone have recommendations on who I should choose? My only requirement would be that they offer FS. Good massage is a plus and so would the Nuru offer, but those are just extra parts. FS is the only requirement. If anyone has advice or recommendations please PM.[/QUOTE]