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Looks like my post got auto edited. Suite Dingo near The Bimmer. Any regular here send me a PM. Have some questions. I always get asked "you been here before?" But always get treated like a new guy.
Decided to visit Suite 2 on the east side. I must say not to much going on. There were two older lady's there. I would say a 6 on the AMP scale, short and petite. The massage was good. I was left uncovered pretty much through to the end. Then the flip and nothing. Only light rubbing when she was wiping me down. Over all not that great for me.
I assume Amy is still on vacation. Anyone know how the July masseuses are looking at SoHo? THANKS!
Soooo, in my ever expanding efforts to overshare, I stopped by the mermaids yesterday and had my usual excellent massage. What was report worthy was what happened while I was getting said massage. It seems one of my fellow patrons had stopped off at the toilet before heading back to one of the rooms. Apparently he must have REALLY had to go because I hear this sound as of water flowing and then just a lot of very angry mandarin.
What ensued was a hilarious dialogue of apologies, and an attempt to explain a plunger, and my therapist updating me on the drama while laughing her head off and saying "shit! Shit everywhere!
I'm going to guess he didn't leave happy.
[QUOTE=Glaucon;2548258]Soooo, in my ever expanding efforts to overshare, I stopped by the mermaids yesterday and had my usual excellent massage. What was report worthy was what happened while I was getting said massage. It seems one of my fellow patrons had stopped off at the toilet before heading back to one of the rooms. Apparently he must have REALLY had to go because I hear this sound as of water flowing and then just a lot of very angry mandarin.
What ensued was a hilarious dialogue of apologies, and an attempt to explain a plunger, and my therapist updating me on the drama while laughing her head off and saying "shit! Shit everywhere!
I'm going to guess he didn't leave happy.[/QUOTE]If he took a huge dump, I'm going to bet he left plenty happy.
Went to the mermaid again on Wednesday, the lady that was available was Ice, which I'd heard good things. She was decently aggressive during ts, awesome massage, glided her fingers on me before flip which really got me going. On flip she knew exactly what to do, I didn't have to ask which was awesome. She made sure I left happy while kissing my chest, awesome experience and would definitely see her again. She left a couple of times during massage which was a tad annoying, but worth it, . 4 for tip which I thought was std, she acted like she wanted more but that was all the extra I brought, not sure how much to bring next time.
The next day I went to the mountains, to my delight, Mei Li was the one there, I'd heard of her so I was excited. She was wearing something really sexy which made her the hottest AMP I've been with. Light teasing in ts, spent a long time on my back during massage, on flip she wanted me to do myself, after some pleading, she started to do it but stopped and insisted I do it, I guess the situation and the complete disinterest by her was a turn off as I couldn't even finish myself and she was wanting me to hurry, maybe she just didn't like me or something, but she was nice and was hot, maybe better luck next time? Still tipped. 4 which seemed to make her happy.
Win some, lose some.
I concur! A promise is a promise. Shhhh!
Happy to post for the first time here. I finally manned up and made my first visit to an AMP. I was a little nervous and a bit akward, but the trip was a success. Got the hh massage, got a girl named Cindy around 30 with a nice petite body. She showed some signs on the flip, I showed them back, and she quickly to busy on a HE. Definitely going back to see what else is on the menu.
Happy to post here for the first time. I finally manned up and made my first visit to an AMP. I was definitely nervous and a but awkward, but had a successful trip. Opted for the hh and got a girl named Cindy around 30 with a nice petite body. She gave a decent massage, showed some signs at the flip, I showed some back, and she quickly got busy on a HE. Will definitely be back to see what else is on the menu.
I'm not sure why code words like RB for Red Bean are so widely used on this forum. IT COULD BE because posters are not able to correctly spell out the full name. I say this because the grammar, spelling and punctuation in this forum is at best at the level of a fifth grader. And in saying that I have to apologize to all the fifth graders out there. IT COULD ALSO BE because these posters think there that by doing so it in some way encrypts the information. This is not true, as even the posters admit. When asked to clarify a code word, they respond with the standard moniker RTTF. Which means if you read back 20 posts you will find an un-encoded reference to the information sought. IT COULD BE that the posters believe that by using code words LEO will not understand the message. Perhaps there is a universe somewhere where no law enforcement officer is capable of scanning back 20 messages and de-cyphering the message for himself, but it is not this universe. IT COULD BE because the use of code words gives legal isolation between the poster and the activities he is reporting. This is best exemplified by the disclaimer "I had a dream". If you believe this you really need to have a talk with your layer.
So, what is the real effect of the use of code words? Clearly, all they do is to inhibit communication with other mongers that travel into or out of a region. This jargon is an impediment to them both to learn from your experience and to contribute their experiences to you so that you may learn from them.
And yet that is the expressed purpose of the site. Go figure.
HB.
[QUOTE=HoBeau;2549093]If you believe this you really need to have a talk with your layer.[/QUOTE]Freudian slip, Mr Hobo?
[QUOTE=HoBeau;2549093]I'm not sure why code words like RB for Red Bean are so widely used on this forum. IT COULD BE because posters are not able to correctly spell out the full name. I say this because the grammar, spelling and punctuation in this forum is at best at the level of a fifth grader. And in saying that I have to apologize to all the fifth graders out there. IT COULD ALSO BE because these posters think there that by doing so it in some way encrypts the information. This is not true, as even the posters admit. When asked to clarify a code word, they respond with the standard moniker RTTF. Which means if you read back 20 posts you will find an un-encoded reference to the information sought. IT COULD BE that the posters believe that by using code words LEO will not understand the message. Perhaps there is a universe somewhere where no law enforcement officer is capable of scanning back 20 messages and de-cyphering the message for himself, but it is not this universe. IT COULD BE because the use of code words gives legal isolation between the poster and the activities he is reporting. This is best exemplified by the disclaimer "I had a dream". If you believe this you really need to have a talk with your layer.
So, what is the real effect of the use of code words? Clearly, all they do is to inhibit communication with other mongers that travel into or out of a region. This jargon is an impediment to them both to learn from your experience and to contribute their experiences to you so that you may learn from them.
And yet that is the expressed purpose of the site. Go figure.
HB.[/QUOTE]I've learned, through making the same mistake, not to criticize others for their language skills.
"I say this because the grammar, spelling and punctuation in this forum is at best at the level of a fifth grader. ".
The corrected version:
I say this because the grammar, spelling and punctuation, in this forum, are, at best, at the level of a fifth grader.
If you were able to read the forum, and discover the meanings of various code words, why are you complaining?
Locally, there is some paranoia concerning LEO. It may be justified. Every few years, our local LE goes on a sweep and AMPs are closed all over the city. This leads to a year of unhappiness. Perhaps it does no good to be discreet, or maybe it forces uncle to use his limited entrapment budget on the more obvious offenders.
I do share your feelings about the dreamers. It does seem rather silly. No prosecutor is going to attempt a conviction based solely on an anonymous posting, on a website such as this one.
Here's a strategy you might try, be courteous and ask a local senior. I get polite PMs quite often, asking for clarification, and I'm sure others receive the same. I always try to be helpful.
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2549311]I've learned, through making the same mistake, not to criticize others for their language skills.
"I say this because the grammar, spelling and punctuation in this forum is at best at the level of a fifth grader. ".
The corrected version:
I say this because the grammar, spelling and punctuation, in this forum, are, at best, at the level of a fifth grader.
If you were able to read the forum, and discover the meanings of various code words, why are you complaining?
Locally, there is some paranoia concerning LEO. It may be justified. Every few years, our local LE goes on a sweep and AMPs are closed all over the city. This leads to a year of unhappiness. Perhaps it does no good to be discreet, or maybe it forces uncle to use his limited entrapment budget on the more obvious offenders.
I do share your feelings about the dreamers. It does seem rather silly. No prosecutor is going to attempt a conviction based solely on an anonymous posting, on a website such as this one.
Here's a strategy you might try, be courteous and ask a local senior. I get polite PMs quite often, asking for clarification, and I'm sure others receive the same. I always try to be helpful.[/QUOTE]Whom be this LE and LEO you beeze speakings aloud. What azheen message perlar duz dey be at. Cans me gets happy indings. Tanx lingus-bob.
I went to the Bean tonight, but there was a sign saying closed back tomorrow. Disappointed, I decided to give CL a try. Saw an ad for a new place on Shadeland. Very nice inside. Smelled good and looked clean. The tables are much more comfortable than the Bean. The girl was very short and pudgy. The massage itself was alright. Not great but didn't suck. Didn't think much would happen as she covered me and left me covered for 10 minutes or so. But then she took the cover off and brought out the oil. Lots of attention to the glutes. Then some light touching of the boys. On the flip she told me to self serve. I told her no, she should do it. Tried to tell me it would be. 6 for that. I said twenty. We settled on 40 after I told her to nevermind then. It was ok. Not much pride in her work. She stopped before I finished and started cleaning me up. I was like WTF? So she finished. Comes with a free table shower at the end. So, 100 for the hour. Probably won't go back unless I'm in a similar situation in the future.
[QUOTE=JhnSmth;2550000]I went to the Bean tonight, but there was a sign saying closed back tomorrow. Disappointed, I decided to give CL a try. Saw an ad for a new place on Shadeland. Very nice inside. Smelled good and looked clean. The tables are much more comfortable than the Bean. The girl was very short and pudgy. The massage itself was alright. Not great but didn't suck. Didn't think much would happen as she covered me and left me covered for 10 minutes or so. But then she took the cover off and brought out the oil. Lots of attention to the glutes. Then some light touching of the boys. On the flip she told me to self serve. I told her no, she should do it. Tried to tell me it would be. 6 for that. I said twenty. We settled on 40 after I told her to nevermind then. It was ok. Not much pride in her work. She stopped before I finished and started cleaning me up. I was like WTF? So she finished. Comes with a free table shower at the end. So, 100 for the hour. Probably won't go back unless I'm in a similar situation in the future.[/QUOTE]Thanks for saving me a trip. I saw the place advertising recently and was considering stopping by. I believe it's in the same place another place was several years ago.
For a few weeks I've been fighting the urge to go get some of my kinks rubbed out. I almost gave in last week, when I passed through Taylorsville on my way to Columbus. But I didn't have the cash and couldn't find my bank ATM close enough. Then I saw the little ad from JordanLexi, pregnant Latina who will be visiting from Chicago. UTR, reviews are good, picture she sent is appealing, but she won't be here until next week, and I won't be able to do that.
Then today, I decided to glance through CL, something I rarely do, and saw an ad for a new place in Greenwood. It's pretty convenient to me, I had some time and ad says they are open until 10 pm and will even schedule appointments for after 10. I just had to give in and TOFTT.
It's located right on 31 at Main, so not the mist discreet location. There might be parking in the rear. When I arrived, lot was completely empty with only the Open sign to let me know someone was home.
Mamasan met me at the door and I lost a lot of enthusiasm. However, after payment and getting comfortable, the door opened to someone much better. Her name is Tina, 7/10 face, 6/10 body, probably in the 40 year range. Thin, but breasts and stomach a bit flabby.
Generally speaking, when the girl comes in wearing jeans, it's not a good sign, however, she was also wearing a shirt that said "Happy Happy Happy". Her massage was good, firm, but not too firm, alternated with a very good light touch. Her English is sufficient, there was no language barrier. She spent a lot of time doing a good job on back, shoulders and neck and plenty of time on the lowest back, even did a good scalp and foot massage. For arms and legs she mostly limited to the sensual rub, no digging deep. She climbed all over the table while working on my back, which I enjoy. On the flip she found the muscle that most needed attention.
Upstairs roaming was okay, but downstairs was external only. Her finishing technique was excellent and everything ended happily. Afterwards went for my table shower, which was very well done. I walked out the door a few minutes short of my hour, but I'm not complaining.
I don't know if this is one of the Tinas who has worked elsewhere, but in my opinion she's worth a visit if you're just looking for a decent massage with a standard finish. Damage was 6 + 4. I was told the table shower is free tonight, so it might be an extra 10 at some point.
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2551324]For a few weeks I've been fighting the urge to go get some of my kinks rubbed out. I almost gave in last week, when I passed through Taylorsville on my way to Columbus. But I didn't have the cash and couldn't find my bank ATM close enough. Then I saw the little ad from JordanLexi, pregnant Latina who will be visiting from Chicago. UTR, reviews are good, picture she sent is appealing, but she won't be here until next week, and I won't be able to do that.
Then today, I decided to glance through CL, something I rarely do, and saw an ad for a new place in Greenwood. It's pretty convenient to me, I had some time and ad says they are open until 10 pm and will even schedule appointments for after 10. I just had to give in and TOFTT.
It's located right on 31 at Main, so not the mist discreet location. There might be parking in the rear. When I arrived, lot was completely empty with only the Open sign to let me know someone was home.
Mamasan met me at the door and I lost a lot of enthusiasm. However, after payment and getting comfortable, the door opened to someone much better. Her name is Tina, 7/10 face, 6/10 body, probably in the 40 year range. Thin, but breasts and stomach a bit flabby.
Generally speaking, when the girl comes in wearing jeans, it's not a good sign, however, she was also wearing a shirt that said "Happy Happy Happy". Her massage was good, firm, but not too firm, alternated with a very good light touch. Her English is sufficient, there was no language barrier. She spent a lot of time doing a good job on back, shoulders and neck and plenty of time on the lowest back, even did a good scalp and foot massage. For arms and legs she mostly limited to the sensual rub, no digging deep. She climbed all over the table while working on my back, which I enjoy. On the flip she found the muscle that most needed attention.
Upstairs roaming was okay, but downstairs was external only. Her finishing technique was excellent and everything ended happily. Afterwards went for my table shower, which was very well done. I walked out the door a few minutes short of my hour, but I'm not complaining.
I don't know if this is one of the Tinas who has worked elsewhere, but in my opinion she's worth a visit if you're just looking for a decent massage with a standard finish. Damage was 6 + 4. I was told the table shower is free tonight, so it might be an extra 10 at some point.[/QUOTE]Also stopped to check it out. No private parking. Was also greeted by Mamasan but Tina came in for massage and TS. She's 7/10. Massage and TS were both good. TS was also free for 1st time but believe it's only $5 in the future. Left satisfied.
I scanned BP and picked a AMP on Madison Ave. When I arrived I was pleased at how inconspicuous it looked. I entered and was immediately shown to private room that was quite nice. I paid the sixty dollar fee for a one hour massage and stripped down for business.
I asked for a table shower and was given one. The water was appropriately hot, which was nice. The cleaning was unremarkable. Only a very slight bit of teasing.
Back to the room for ten minutes of lame back rub. To call it a massage would be an injustice to the art. On the flip the attention shifted right to my dick which was promptly doused with an excessive amount of oil and accompanied by some gently stroking. This is good, I thought. I then asked if extras were available and the girl shook her head indicating a lack of understanding of the question. I then translated into the universal dialect of AMPs - "sucky fucky". Which got a similar head shake indicating lack of understanding of the question.
At this point the girl. No wait the 40-something cow. Drew the arabic numbers 1 - 5 - 0 on her palm followed by a hand gesture wherein she alternately put her hand over her pussy then over her mouth then drew out the arabic numbers again. Now I am not a sign language expert, and I could certainly be wrong, but I interpreted this as "$150 for sucky-fucky".
I laughed and said just finish the massage. As either a good faith gesture or as an attempt to market her wares, she removed her tits from her bra and exhibited the most unappetizing areolas I've seen this decade. Then she put my hand in her panties for me to explore the parched desert between her legs.
I engaged in a little self serve and she joined in with a little ass play. When I encouraged it she left the room to don a nitrile glove and went three knuckles deep in my stink. This was as arousing as a proctology exam. She used so much lube that I expect to have anal leekage for a week.
This was the point, thirty minutes into and hour session, when I concluded this was a lost cause. It was time to cut my losses and leave. Which I did.
The girl asked for a tip. I guess the language barrier wasn't a problem now. I told her to "buy low and sell high". She looked confused, so I clarified that I paid for an hour and only got a half hour of half ass service. She was still confused, so I pointed to the clock and left.
IF this sounds too harsh, I invite you to try a real AMP. Warren, OH might be the closest. There you get what you pay for. And not from a 45 year old Hag. If you go, ask for Nana or Lisa. And tell hat Ho Beau sent you.
[QUOTE=HoBeau;2555263]I scanned BP and picked a AMP on Madison Ave. When I arrived I was pleased at how inconspicuous it looked. I entered and was immediately shown to private room that was quite nice. I paid the sixty dollar fee for a one hour massage and stripped down for business.
I asked for a table shower and was given one. The water was appropriately hot, which was nice. The cleaning was unremarkable. Only a very slight bit of teasing.
Back to the room for ten minutes of lame back rub. To call it a massage would be an injustice to the art. On the flip the attention shifted right to my dick which was promptly doused with an excessive amount of oil and accompanied by some gently stroking. This is good, I thought. I then asked if extras were available and the girl shook her head indicating a lack of understanding of the question. I then translated into the universal dialect of AMPs - "sucky fucky". Which got a similar head shake indicating lack of understanding of the question.
At this point the girl. No wait the 40-something cow. Drew the arabic numbers 1 - 5 - 0 on her palm followed by a hand gesture wherein she alternately put her hand over her pussy then over her mouth then drew out the arabic numbers again. Now I am not a sign language expert, and I could certainly be wrong, but I interpreted this as "$150 for sucky-fucky".
I laughed and said just finish the massage. As either a good faith gesture or as an attempt to market her wares, she removed her tits from her bra and exhibited the most unappetizing areolas I've seen this decade. Then she put my hand in her panties for me to explore the parched desert between her legs.
I engaged in a little self serve and she joined in with a little ass play. When I encouraged it she left the room to don a nitrile glove and went three knuckles deep in my stink. This was as arousing as a proctology exam. She used so much lube that I expect to have anal leekage for a week.
This was the point, thirty minutes into and hour session, when I concluded this was a lost cause. It was time to cut my losses and leave. Which I did.
The girl asked for a tip. I guess the language barrier wasn't a problem now. I told her to "buy low and sell high". She looked confused, so I clarified that I paid for an hour and only got a half hour of half ass service. She was still confused, so I pointed to the clock and left.
IF this sounds too harsh, I invite you to try a real AMP. Warren, OH might be the closest. There you get what you pay for. And not from a 45 year old Hag. If you go, ask for Nana or Lisa. And tell hat Ho Beau sent you.[/QUOTE]I'm really not surprised that things did not turn out to your satisfaction. If you had taken a little more time to read the forum, you would have found that Indy doesn't stack up well against other places. The expected donation for anything beyond a standard finish is high and the women working at the AMPs are older. Also, many fail to provide a very good massage.
Here's some advice that might help for future travel:
Don't expect any place to measure up to your favorite place. Each place is different. If you expect to always find the perfect experience, you will always be disappointed.
RTFF. More than one review mentions the massage at this location is not the best.
Avoid WBS (Whiney ***** Syndrome). This is found extensively in reviews on every site. When something happens, bad service at a restaurant, order not correct, something wrong with hotel room, or price for services (which has been stated several times in this thread) more than you expect, suddenly everything is the worst ever.
I see reviews like this all the time, when researching hotels and restaurants and I always ignore them, unless there are several very bad reviews. They tend to be a passive aggressive attack in response to what should have been a minor disappointment, in this case the price.
What I try to do, is start from the beginning, which you did, to a point. Location good, room nice, but no mention of the masseuse. Her appearance is only mentioned after you find out the price is more than you are willing to pay and at that point everything about her is awful. From that point on, everything turns to crap. She then goes above and beyond, or behind, the standard service and that also isn't to your satisfaction. According to your review, you decided to leave after 30 minutes instead of finishing the hour and refuse the standard tip because, by your own choice, you didn't get the full hour.
I'm just having trouble taking this seriously with the rookie mistakes, such as being upset by the price when the price is mentioned elsewhere in the forum and complaining about the quality of the massage, also mentioned previously in the forum.
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2555516]I'm really not surprised that things did not turn out to your satisfaction. If you had taken a little more time to read the forum, you would have found that Indy doesn't stack up well against other places. The expected donation for anything beyond a standard finish is high and the women working at the AMPs are older. Also, many fail to provide a very good massage.
Here's some advice that might help for future travel:
Don't expect any place to measure up to your favorite place. Each place is different. If you expect to always find the perfect experience, you will always be disappointed.
RTFF. More than one review mentions the massage at this location is not the best.
Avoid WBS (Whiney ***** Syndrome). This is found extensively in reviews on every site. When something happens, bad service at a restaurant, order not correct, something wrong with hotel room, or price for services (which has been stated several times in this thread) more than you expect, suddenly everything is the worst ever.
I see reviews like this all the time, when researching hotels and restaurants and I always ignore them, unless there are several very bad reviews. They tend to be a passive aggressive attack in response to what should have been a minor disappointment, in this case the price.
What I try to do, is start from the beginning, which you did, to a point. Location good, room nice, but no mention of the masseuse. Her appearance is only mentioned after you find out the price is more than you are willing to pay and at that point everything about her is awful. From that point on, everything turns to crap. She then goes above and beyond, or behind, the standard service and that also isn't to your satisfaction. According to your review, you decided to leave after 30 minutes instead of finishing the hour and refuse the standard tip because, by your own choice, you didn't get the full hour.
I'm just having trouble taking this seriously with the rookie mistakes, such as being upset by the price when the price is mentioned elsewhere in the forum and complaining about the quality of the massage, also mentioned previously in the forum.[/QUOTE]Some excellent points on how reviews of anything get colored by other factors and how to decipher the important and useful information. I see this all the time with restaurants and hotels. Service was shitty because they weren't as attentive as my butler, or my personal nut sack washer.
The problem with criticising him too much is that Indy IS way down the list on AMP quality. So yes, it does generally suck here compared to this particular offering elsewhere. So if you loved the lobster in Maine, sure don't order it in Cheyenne, but don't expect me to order your shitty lobster-substitute crawfish boil and just shut up and be happy about it. It's why I don't bother with Indy AMPs no matter what good experiences are posted about.
Indy is not great for hobbying, so locate what is good and enjoy that. The AMP's are not good here. You may eek out a good experience, or your standards may not know the difference. That's perfectly OK. But it's not actually good.
P.S. A business model suggests certain things. To run an AMP and be a huge pain to all the horny guys that walk in your door and not provide anything is stealing just like a cash and dash.
I don't usually go to the NW side of our great city but I had the occasion to be at my north office, so I stopped in under the sea. Opted for the 4 hand HHR, paid the extra $10 for the TS and off we went. I will not belabor what has already been talked about, but will only say WOW!! Ice and Angel are not only cute but built for speed. I opted for a post TS so I didn't feel slick at work and it was just as amazing. I will probably have to go back for an hour later. I tipped. 60 and usually the girl picks it up and says "Thank you" but not Ice, she counted it out loud then looked at me like she wanted more. I just smiled and told her next time I would bring more. Hell I had to have some money to eat on. BTW I was their first customer at 1145.
[QUOTE=Mwdude;2555666]
The problem with criticising him too much is that Indy IS way down the list on AMP quality. So yes, it does generally suck here compared to this particular offering elsewhere. So if you loved the lobster in Maine, sure don't order it in Cheyenne, but don't expect me to order your shitty lobster-substitute crawfish boil and just shut up and be happy about it. It's why I don't bother with Indy AMPs no matter what good experiences are posted about.
Indy is not great for hobbying, so locate what is good and enjoy that. The AMP's are not good here. You may eek out a good experience, or your standards may not know the difference. That's perfectly OK. But it's not actually good.
P.S. A business model suggests certain things. To run an AMP and be a huge pain to all the horny guys that walk in your door and not provide anything is stealing just like a cash and dash.[/QUOTE]If, just a few weeks ago, another visitor hadn't pointed out the relative quality of Indy AMPs, I'd have let it slide. However, as a group we are constantly advising the new posters to do their research. Once we become seniors are we no longer obligated to read the forum? The same is true about the pricing. If you know going in, the price is too much, don't go.
In defense of the Indy AMPs, I've never had one be a huge pain. I've had a place that insisted on self service and woman was much older than I prefer (Morning Sun), a place where the woman was unappealing to me in every way and shorted me on time (Soho), a place where the massage was very mechanical, but the woman was hot (Ariel) and a place with no extras and a firm massage that left me bruised (Broadripple). But every place has been polite, except maybe Soho, and I've at least felt I got my $60 worth. Maybe I've been lucky or maybe it's my attitude and always having a smile, but my experiences here have been decent.
I don't compare local to Toronto, where standard finish is always included in the price and you can always find an 8, 9 or 10. As you said, find what works for you and stick with it.
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2555877]If, just a few weeks ago, another visitor hadn't pointed out the relative quality of Indy AMPs, I'd have let it slide. However, as a group we are constantly advising the new posters to do their research. Once we become seniors are we no longer obligated to read the forum? The same is true about the pricing. If you know going in, the price is too much, don't go.
In defense of the Indy AMPs, I've never had one be a huge pain. I've had a place that insisted on self service and woman was much older than I prefer (Morning Sun), a place where the woman was unappealing to me in every way and shorted me on time (Soho), a place where the massage was very mechanical, but the woman was hot (Ariel) and a place with no extras and a firm massage that left me bruised (Broadripple). But every place has been polite, except maybe Soho, and I've at least felt I got my $60 worth. Maybe I've been lucky or maybe it's my attitude and always having a smile, but my experiences here have been decent.
I don't compare local to Toronto, where standard finish is always included in the price and you can always find an 8, 9 or 10. As you said, find what works for you and stick with it.[/QUOTE]I have been in the hobby for many years, in fact, I think I am coming to the end as age has taken its toll, however, I would like to report a little on the decline of the local AMP situation. 10-15 years ago, it used to be pretty good, there also were other types of MP, not all AMP. But the pressure from LE gradually won, the businesses dwindled to very few, and if you have been in the hobby for more than a few years you have witnessed how often the places get raided, LE takes the cash, their cars are taken, and people go to jail and pay huge fines. Why would the best looking providers even think of coming to Indy? I leave Indy for the winter and go to either Florida, (Tampa area) or Arizona, Scottsdale, Phoenix. If you will search the BP ads for these areas, one will see that there are more ads than you can read. The same places have been open in the Tampa / Clearwater area for as long as I have been going. Phoenix has an AMP in almost every strip mall, they must pay the police off, for they are always open, there menu is plentiful, and the ladies are 6-10 in many of them. Many visit from Vegas and California. When I return to Indy in the Spring I am shocked when I visit one of our local AMP and get the service offered here compared to what I have found away from here. And, it continues to decline.
[QUOTE=HoBeau;2555263]I scanned BP and picked a AMP on Madison Ave. When I arrived I was pleased at how inconspicuous it looked. I entered and was immediately shown to private room that was quite nice. I paid the sixty dollar fee for a one hour massage and stripped down for business.
I asked for a table shower and was given one. The water was appropriately hot, which was nice. The cleaning was unremarkable. Only a very slight bit of teasing.
Back to the room for ten minutes of lame back rub. To call it a massage would be an injustice to the art. On the flip the attention shifted right to my dick which was promptly doused with an excessive amount of oil and accompanied by some gently stroking. This is good, I thought. I then asked if extras were available and the girl shook her head indicating a lack of understanding of the question. I then translated into the universal dialect of AMPs - "sucky fucky". Which got a similar head shake indicating lack of understanding of the question.
At this point the girl. No wait the 40-something cow. Drew the arabic numbers 1 - 5 - 0 on her palm followed by a hand gesture wherein she alternately put her hand over her pussy then over her mouth then drew out the arabic numbers again. Now I am not a sign language expert, and I could certainly be wrong, but I interpreted this as "$150 for sucky-fucky".
I laughed and said just finish the massage. As either a good faith gesture or as an attempt to market her wares, she removed her tits from her bra and exhibited the most unappetizing areolas I've seen this decade. Then she put my hand in her panties for me to explore the parched desert between her legs.
I engaged in a little self serve and she joined in with a little ass play. When I encouraged it she left the room to don a nitrile glove and went three knuckles deep in my stink. This was as arousing as a proctology exam. She used so much lube that I expect to have anal leekage for a week.
This was the point, thirty minutes into and hour session, when I concluded this was a lost cause. It was time to cut my losses and leave. Which I did.
The girl asked for a tip. I guess the language barrier wasn't a problem now. I told her to "buy low and sell high". She looked confused, so I clarified that I paid for an hour and only got a half hour of half ass service. She was still confused, so I pointed to the clock and left.
IF this sounds too harsh, I invite you to try a real AMP. Warren, OH might be the closest. There you get what you pay for. And not from a 45 year old Hag. If you go, ask for Nana or Lisa. And tell hat Ho Beau sent you.[/QUOTE]Yes, miss Warren Ohio. Had a lot of fun times there while I lived in Cleveland. Right before I left in 2010, there was a big bust there and it was very slow for a while I heard. May have to make a road trip soon.
[QUOTE=RunForGold;2556281]I have been in the hobby for many years, in fact, I think I am coming to the end as age has taken its toll, however, I would like to report a little on the decline of the local AMP situation. 10-15 years ago, it used to be pretty good, there also were other types of MP, not all AMP. But the pressure from LE gradually won, the businesses dwindled to very few, and if you have been in the hobby for more than a few years you have witnessed how often the places get raided, LE takes the cash, their cars are taken, and people go to jail and pay huge fines. Why would the best looking providers even think of coming to Indy? I leave Indy for the winter and go to either Florida, (Tampa area) or Arizona, Scottsdale, Phoenix. If you will search the BP ads for these areas, one will see that there are more ads than you can read. The same places have been open in the Tampa / Clearwater area for as long as I have been going. Phoenix has an AMP in almost every strip mall, they must pay the police off, for they are always open, there menu is plentiful, and the ladies are 6-10 in many of them. Many visit from Vegas and California. When I return to Indy in the Spring I am shocked when I visit one of our local AMP and get the service offered here compared to what I have found away from here. And, it continues to decline.[/QUOTE]I've mentioned the LE issues a few times in regards to our AMP situation. It's sad, but what can you do?
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2556359]I've mentioned the LE issues a few times in regards to our AMP situation. It's sad, but what can you do?[/QUOTE]There is nothing we can do! At times, I feel sorry for the AMP providers, because they are at the end of a career, they are no longer requested to work at the nicer AMP's in the friendly locations in the country as they no longer draw customers. I feel they locate to Indy to serve their last few years in the business, make what they can and perhaps return to China and whatever family they have there. I will say a positive for the Asians, I have never, ever, seen an Asian provider who was reliant on the drug culture. They were always drug free. Be safe.
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You guys really need to learn some Chinese. So the last two times I have gotten lucky getting a massage and Chinese food. I was at bean and ni and they both offered my Chinese food.
I went to ni and got Jenny and she is 6 or 7 out of 10. She has nice breasts about a see or the. The massage was ok and was just rubbing oil all over the place. This lady likes to bargain. She does not speak any English but will sign you what you need.
She tried to start off at 200 for an old fashioned and just playing with the head lights. That is way too much for an old fashioned so I said just keep the 20 and I will go. She gave in and gave me a decent rate. After words she also gave me some food after I gave her a massage.
Not sure if I would repeat or not. The bargaining was a pain in the ass.
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Had a great time with Cindy at the beach I've seen her three times now and have established a rapport I got a kiss on the cheek and a butt squeeze the last time I went but the best part was the frothy finish at the end of all my visits it may be rocky getting there but it's easy to find.
I'm an out-of-towner who was in the Circle City for a few days last week. I was curious how your establishments compare with my hometown and this was closest to my location: [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-free-table-showerasian-massage-new-staff-317622-1510/12626752[/URL].
Well, of course, the attendant didn't look anything like any of the pictures, but that's just SOP. Unfortunate that she was pretty much the exact opposite, though. $60 for an hour, not a bad rub. Was happy for the teasing from behind along with "you like?" to indicate that I would be able to receive the service I was hoping for. "How much?" she asked. Dang, I didn't stick to my guns when I said $40. "More?" Ok, $60. A very good-non-rushed HJ. Her clothes stayed on, but that was ok with me.
One of these days I have to keep my wits about me and find out, will they really pass on $40 for a service that they're already entirely willing to provide and which doesn't cost them anything?
This is my first report so forgive if it's not completely correct with terminology visited the mountains the other dayid afternoon. Greeted by a thin mid 30's about 6-7 on the scale. Asked for hr with ts. Ts was greet and I will admit it was my first on so with that I don't have much to rate it on. But it felt pretty good. A little teasing during Ts so I envisioned a good visit massage was pretty good then on the flip she went straight to business. I guess she couldn't maneuver around it so she figured what the hell. Great technique with a great finish. All in all. 6 for massage and TS I left what seems to be standard. 4 for her efforts. Will be returning very soon.
[QUOTE=PickyPicky;2558874]I'm an out-of-towner who was in the Circle City for a few days last week. I was curious how your establishments compare with my hometown and this was closest to my location: [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-free-table-showerasian-massage-new-staff-317622-1510/12626752[/URL].
Well, of course, the attendant didn't look anything like any of the pictures, but that's just SOP. Unfortunate that she was pretty much the exact opposite, though. $60 for an hour, not a bad rub. Was happy for the teasing from behind along with "you like?" to indicate that I would be able to receive the service I was hoping for. "How much?" she asked. Dang, I didn't stick to my guns when I said $40. "More?" Ok, $60. A very good-non-rushed HJ. Her clothes stayed on, but that was ok with me.
One of these days I have to keep my wits about me and find out, will they really pass on $40 for a service that they're already entirely willing to provide and which doesn't cost them anything?[/QUOTE]Good review. Most of the places will accept 4 with no problems. It's when you try to take the service to the next level that the prices go crazy.
Just curious if you've sampled any of the Lansing AMPs.
[QUOTE=BallsDeep710;2558902]This is my first report so forgive if it's not completely correct with terminology visited the mountains the other dayid afternoon. Greeted by a thin mid 30's about 6-7 on the scale. Asked for hr with ts. Ts was greet and I will admit it was my first on so with that I don't have much to rate it on. But it felt pretty good. A little teasing during Ts so I envisioned a good visit massage was pretty good then on the flip she went straight to business. I guess she couldn't maneuver around it so she figured what the hell. Great technique with a great finish. All in all. 6 for massage and TS I left what seems to be standard. 4 for her efforts. Will be returning very soon.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. That pretty much covers everything. I usually save the Ts until after the massage. I find it more relaxing and I get all the oil off. However, starting with the Ts, especially at a new place, gives you an idea about how the massage is going to go.
[QUOTE=PickyPicky;2558874]I'm an out-of-towner who was in the Circle City for a few days last week. I was curious how your establishments compare with my hometown and this was closest to my location: [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-free-table-showerasian-massage-new-staff-317622-1510/12626752[/URL].
Well, of course, the attendant didn't look anything like any of the pictures, but that's just SOP. Unfortunate that she was pretty much the exact opposite, though. $60 for an hour, not a bad rub. Was happy for the teasing from behind along with "you like?" to indicate that I would be able to receive the service I was hoping for. "How much?" she asked. Dang, I didn't stick to my guns when I said $40. "More?" Ok, $60. A very good-non-rushed HJ. Her clothes stayed on, but that was ok with me.
One of these days I have to keep my wits about me and find out, will they really pass on $40 for a service that they're already entirely willing to provide and which doesn't cost them anything?[/QUOTE]Visited, albeit briefly within the last two weeks. Teeth were so gross I left prior to the massage beginning. More of the same for Indy.
Most reliable service I have found in my area (ES) has been close to the meats with a view of The Skyline from the parking lot.
Have had 4 masseuses over last 18 months. 4 handed massage once that was worse than a 2 handed. Most masseuses are 30's / 40's and fit. Standard damage is 8.
Leave happy and relaxed 100% of the time.
Visited mountain for a half hr, no TS. Maggie, maddie (7/10) gave a cery thorough massage, no draping. Std finish for std fee.
This was a month ago at least, been waiting a while. Ever imagine the girl cutting your hair finished you off with a blowjob? Me too.
I'm getting my hair cut on 86th st in Nora and my stylist was a mid 20's, inked up short haired, tan cutie -- not a beauty -- a little thick but awesome attitude, smelled great, nose stud and was wearing a low cut top. Long story short; got her number because she does massages at her little house near broad ripple.
Make an arrangement for the next week and it takes no time at all before we're both nude (where did all that thickness go?) and she's riding me like a demented monkey. Awesome, awesome body, so smooth and firm and tan. We spent 45 minutes together, 2 pops, I don't know how many positions and $120 later I'm staggering down her front steps.
Non pro (right), so NO DIGITS, but she can be found on 86th st at one of the hair cutting places in a strip mall.
Happy hunting!
[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2560211]This was a month ago at least, been waiting a while. Ever imagine the girl cutting your hair finished you off with a blowjob? Me too.
I'm getting my hair cut on 86th st in Nora and my stylist was a mid 20's, inked up short haired, tan cutie -- not a beauty -- a little thick but awesome attitude, smelled great, nose stud and was wearing a low cut top. Long story short; got her number because she does massages at her little house near broad ripple.
Make an arrangement for the next week and it takes no time at all before we're both nude (where did all that thickness go?) and she's riding me like a demented monkey. Awesome, awesome body, so smooth and firm and tan. We spent 45 minutes together, 2 pops, I don't know how many positions and $120 later I'm staggering down her front steps.
Non pro (right), so NO DIGITS, but she can be found on 86th st at one of the hair cutting places in a strip mall.
Happy hunting![/QUOTE]You're killing me here. The haircut fantasy has been one of the few I've never fulfilled. Long ago there was a place in Phoenix that did haircuts in lingerie, but they got shut down before I ever got a chance to visit. Now I have to limit myself to teasing my stylist about getting a topless haircut, and telling her about my adventures.