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I can see it now
Packerfann53 finds himself a 90 pound Asian who looks like a 5th grader. Speaks perfect body language and has hands of magic and never learned the word "No." Gives a massage to make you feel like 20 again. Asks in her own little way if you want HJ, BJ, or if she should just climb on top for authentic Asian Cowgirl. Has digits and is looking for friends.
Lefty reads Packerfann53's report and feels frustrated. Goes out hunting and ends up balls deep in the ass of a 45yo anorexic clerk from Wal-Mart who he bought some hydrogen peroxide from.
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[QUOTE=Big Taco]Grea, just great.
I love that[/QUOTE]Whatever turns you on.
I guess
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Packerfan
[QUOTE=Permanent Wood]Packerfann53 finds himself a 90 pound Asian who looks like a 5th grader. Speaks perfect body language and has hands of magic and never learned the word "No." Gives a massage to make you feel like 20 again. Asks in her own little way if you want HJ, BJ, or if she should just climb on top for authentic Asian Cowgirl. Has digits and is looking for friends.
Lefty reads Packerfann53's report and feels frustrated. Goes out hunting and ends up balls deep in the ass of a 45yo anorexic clerk from Wal-Mart who he bought some hydrogen peroxide from.[/QUOTE]
Leave Packer alone. He just had a bad day. As I said earlier - don't want to discourage anyone from having fun. We all have different tastes.
I am a much kinder and gentler Lefty these days. Nobody get Paris Trouted, few get jack rabbit machine gun anal, and its been years since I've been to a wheel party on S. 27th. Not Scuddlebutted anyone from the Scuddlebutt.
I'm on the road, AMP vacation. But last night I tried an in home provider. Avg 45 year old, but flabby upper arms, flabby tits. Kind of a turn off. But once they oil up little Lefty, you just go with it. Think I will just pay a bit more and stick with the AMP. Thanks to all who gave me recommendations on where to go in Chicago and Michigan. Going to stop by Northside in Racine. Its been years since I was there.
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Out in LA
Visiting in Los Angeles. First AMP was a complete bust. STRICTLY LEGIT (full draping with a scratchy towel) and not very good either.complete waste of $60 (when will I learn to start with 30 min?).
Then I called a girl who listed herself on Backpage as outcall $100 for an hour flat rate. NO extra charges! OK, here I go again. Well actually not too bad.
Yes she was the 90 lb (literally) Asian, 25 years old but very young looking (not exactly my preference) but she was very sweet. She got completely undressed immediately upon arriving in my room and began on my back with hands, hair (I love that) and nipple brushes on my back. She is a CMT, but her technique was different and not the smooth long strokes I like so we had a discussion about massage styles and she was very open and chatty. I was able to play with her pussy and got a hand release. Then she tells me that she will help me take a shower. Well we were only 15 minutes into it so I thought its either that or settle for a short visit. She was great. She jumped right in with no worries of getting her hair wet and soaped me all over and brought me off a second time. After we dried off she said that I could save money if I wanted to only have a half hour and actually gave me back $40 from the $100 I gave her! Then because there was still a few minutes left in the half hour she massage my legs for a little longer and then talked about the business of massage while standing there nude.
OK, I know this is the Milwaukee thread and it doesn't help to know about a good provider in LA, but sometimes these experiences are too good not to share.
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Angle
Wow she's calling me asking for a date I keep saying I'm busy today I saw her by her house with that blond chick getting into a car with a old man it was a sliver car but anyways I called her later on and told her this and she told me both her and her friend for 80 and they do what ever. Wow I think I'm going to hit her up and that deal.
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PeeWee - MIA
It's been a while since hearing anything from long-time poster PeeWee, any theories?
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[QUOTE=Permanent Wood]It's been a while since hearing anything from long-time poster PeeWee, any theories?
[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=1612[/url][/QUOTE]I've been thinking about that too. He was such a big fan of Lefty and his posts and now Lefty is back, but where is PeeWee? Just hope that he is okay.
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Pisser
As I drove along Atkinson by 29th in the daylight hours this week I saw a middle-aged gal who was sitting with a group of neighbors walk over to a tree, pull down her shorts & panties, show her bare ass to the street & take a piss on the dirt. A bit of a turn-off as I was hoping to pick up some action that's usually walking along there. But this is a reflection of the characters that live in this area. I was way too slow with the camera that time. In addition to looking for SWs in Mil-wh0re-kee you spot all kinds of stuff happening that adds to the thrill.
Gals I pick up have interesting stories to tell. Some of them may even be true.
CM
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[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity]I've been thinking about that too. He was such a big fan of Lefty and his posts and now lefty is back, but where is PeeWee? Just hope that he is okay.[/QUOTE]Right, he was. One month after PeeWee's last log in, Lefty comes back, should have been like old times.
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[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]As I drove along Atkinson by 29th in the daylight hours this week I saw a middle-aged gal who was sitting with a group of neighbors walk over to a tree, pull down her shorts & panties, show her bare ass to the street & take a piss on the dirt.
CM[/QUOTE]I am really surprised by that.
You know, most wouldn't have panties on in the first place.
DH
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[QUOTE=PeeWee]The best reason in the world for the hobby I been at it for years although my looks and physical shape aren't that bad but [color=red]I'm past 60 years age[/color] that seems to be my down fall... [/QUOTE]You know, as far as PeeWee goes he could have died.
I'm just saying.
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Ss
Picked up this mix gal white/black real nice around Greenfield Ave.
I have a number her name is Nikkie.
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[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]This area of National seems to have picked up for SW sightings recently. I picked up Cindy, an older blonde gal around there this week who gave me some good customer service as we drove around the southside with my pants around my ankles. I got her # & will see her again.
I've also seen Eileen (love that song) a few times now - a really sweet spinner who has an awesome mouth is fantastic at what she does on her knees on the passenger seat of my van while my hand was on her sweet ass.
Both these gals are a million times better than risking some of the upsell BS I'm reading about on the rest of the board.
Craven Morehead[/QUOTE]I want to know what she looks like? I think i know her by a different name.
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I've been having some luck on a couple different streets than usual these days. Wells St. seems to always have some BSWs strolling around.
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Wells?
[QUOTE=Joethomas41]I've been having some luck on a couple different streets than usual these days. Wells St. seems to always have some BSWs strolling around.[/QUOTE]
I'm always open to hunting in new areas. Where on Wells?
Has anyone picked up a young hottie I've spotted walking along North Avenue around 23rd? She's slim, wears a nice short dress & looks very sexy.
CM