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[QUOTE=MT314;3373487]I've never seen Joan, but it's been said that she's legit. I believe I read that she will allow you to be undraped, but that's it.

Go check out 192 massage therapy. It's a nice little AMP on the south side of 192. It's about 10 past Joan's place.

Ask for Yumi. I go there often because it's a good massage, good price, and she's fun. House free is. 80. I've never been offered FS there before, but YMMV. She does give a wonderful topless hand shake at the end of her relaxing massage. I usually tip her. 40 and she's happy.

If you do see Joan please report back and let us know how it went. I've thought about seeing her but some of her older reviews sent me elsewhere.

Good luck!

MT314.[/QUOTE]Is this Joan Luv we are talking about? Link doesn't work, I saw her a few times when she was in office in Howell branch. I enjoyed service but looks like things happened afterwards.

[QUOTE=Dnice1;3373755]Is this Joan Luv we are talking about? Link doesn't work, I saw her a few times when she was in office in Howell branch. I enjoyed service but looks like things happened afterwards.[/QUOTE]Very Good friend. Very Good woman. Great Head. And Great Fuck!! And how about that ass?

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Trail Hunter.

[QUOTE=MT314;3373487]I've never seen Joan, but it's been said that she's legit. I believe I read that she will allow you to be undraped, but that's it.

Go check out 192 massage therapy. It's a nice little AMP on the south side of 192. It's about 10 past Joan's place.

Ask for Yumi. I go there often because it's a good massage, good price, and she's fun. House free is. 80. I've never been offered FS there before, but YMMV. She does give a wonderful topless hand shake at the end of her relaxing massage. I usually tip her. 40 and she's happy.

If you do see Joan please report back and let us know how it went. I've thought about seeing her but some of her older reviews sent me elsewhere.

Good luck!

MT314.[/QUOTE]Thanks much for the input! I'll take your advice and look Yumi up and tell her how I got there. Appreciate it.

[QUOTE=Eroniatele;3373287]Had a dream where was quoted same rates, I negotiated down, plenty of fun was had! Dream continued with BBBJ, couple positions cfs, cof. Will most likely repeat this dream in near future.[/QUOTE]Tried to meet up with one. Same high price quote. Texted back and forth and heavy pressure wanting to know how much I wanted to spend. Danced around and finally canceled but went to location and there is LEO camped out. Coincidence maybe but unnerving just the same. I'll pass on this one even though it seemed to check out. Stay safe all.

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Won some poker money and decided to give this chic a call on the drive home at 12:30 am. She has been on the watchlist per say. Wanted $. 2 HHR and $$. 2 HR. I said that I just wanted a quick car date and she said. 7 for a QV incall. So I was on my way. She was staying at a hotel on McCoy Rd near the airport. She is a small petite brunette with a pretty face with pale white skin, exactly as in the photos. BBBJCIMwSpit but it was very mediocre like a pulley. No sucking power at all, like a handjob with her mouth. Probably won't repeat unless the QV included CFS which is highly possible. Felt a little rushed but then again, it is a QV. It is funny that some BP chics agreed to a car date and I will be driving and getting road head and by the total time for pickup & dropoff would be more than an hour. What a bargain. Anyhow, LOLA is so so but definitely legit. Still check her out once and decide for yourself. She is very young looking for those that like them too young to be legal, this is the best that it is going to get. Again, Double BJ is best but a BJ is better than no BJ.

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Had no luck on OBT, so I give this one a call. I see someone had said she didn't look that great, and passed on her. But I'll take a cracked out skinny chick over a thick chick any day. What can I say, I'm into the spinner chicks.

Anyway, I ask her to come to my hotel. She asks if I can go over there where her roommate is. I said nope, come over here. She agreed at first, said she would take an "uber". I offered to pick her up, she declined. She then calls back and said she can't walk right, can I come over there. Again, I declined since I assumed she had her "driver" over there, and another girl.

Has anyone had luck with this one?

[QUOTE=TampaDj;3374834][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/tiny-petite-princess-master-headache-specialist/19500363[/URL]

Had no luck on OBT, so I give this one a call. I see someone had said she didn't look that great, and passed on her. But I'll take a cracked out skinny chick over a thick chick any day. What can I say, I'm into the spinner chicks.

Anyway, I ask her to come to my hotel. She asks if I can go over there where her roommate is. I said nope, come over here. She agreed at first, said she would take an "uber". I offered to pick her up, she declined. She then calls back and said she can't walk right, can I come over there. Again, I declined since I assumed she had her "driver" over there, and another girl.

Has anyone had luck with this one?[/QUOTE]Her "driver" is her room mate Clarisa with whom she does doubles. She's a tiny petite lady that you see in the ad, the pics are accurate. I met her and she didn't look "cracked out" to me. She walks with a slight limp and I got the impression that she'd been physically abused by a former spouse or BF. Clarisa with whom I had an awesome time is no threat. She's a hot MILF with excellent skills, her pics are accurate as well. They are traveling, staying together and sharing incall. I don't think they want or need any guys hanging around. I sure didn't see any male clothes at their incall. They were pretty chill and no drama. Seems like they'd had enough drama already.

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[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3373889]Very Good friend. Very Good woman. Great Head. And Great Fuck!! And how about that ass?

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Trail Hunter.[/QUOTE]I don't think we're talking about the same Joan. I'm pretty sure he was referring to Joan who owns Simply Massage. Her studio is on 192 right across the street from the turnpike.

I've read prior reviews that said she didn't give any extras at all. The only thing she'll allow is for you to be undraped.

TrailHunter, can you please verify? If it's the Joan you're talking about, she's very close to me and I'll quickly become a regular!

Here's a pic of Joan from her website. Hopefully I attached it properly.

MT314.

Different Joan because here's the Joan I posted about: [URL]https://independent.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/20546669/joan[/URL].

TH.

[QUOTE=Unreconstructe;3371877]In my dream, she was over an hour late and she didn't look anything like her pictures. I should have woken up then, but I kept on dreaming. We agreed on FS with multiple pops. After a BBBJCIMWS she said time was up. I would be NOT repeat. She seemed like a nice person, just not for this business. I was glad to wake up.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/the-best-throat-you-ever-felt-ill-swallow-the-juices-good-evening/19048635[/URL][/QUOTE]She was on time and she says she uses accurate pics. Her face isn't shown in her pics and the body appears to be correct for the most part. She seemed to be a pretty cool girl and we got along well.

Her oral game was pretty good and I would recommend her for the good oral she performs. She is a big girl at 6' tall. She lost a good deal of weight, so Buffguy's review on the oThER site is accurate.

I will see her again at the QV oral only gift rate and I do recommend her for a value SP.

She stays in the Conway area of town but does not have a viable incall. Car date or take her somewhere. As always, tenured members can PM me for details.

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Dreamed I had THE BEST time of my life. Decided to give this slice of pie a shot. Nikki was prompt to answer my text and give directions along with standard donation info (100 mario coins for hh). When I met up she was dressed in a long black skirt with pumps. MmmmmMMmmm. The arrangement was that she didn't have a place so we drove to the east side where I felt comfy. Super soft skin along with a red hot furnace that was only matched by the color of her hair. My word! I strapped up and was ready for combat but the moment ol' riley stepped into the hot box I knew the clock was ticking. Normally I can easily run the marathon, but this time was something different. From the sounds to the genuine enjoyment on her face, I sadly only lasted a fraction of my time. This "never" happens. No bs'ing, I was happier than a kite in a hurricane. I dropped her off and realized it was all a dream. A great dream I hope others will have as well.

As always, stay safe Mongers.[/QUOTE]I'm going to call BS on this report, double post in different threads and another post calling out a provider, smells fishy to me.

[QUOTE=MikeInBrazil;3375500]I'm going to call BS on this report, double post in different threads and another post calling out a provider, smells fishy to me.[/QUOTE]Most of us in here don't even know what pumps are LOL. If I didn't grow up with sisters, I wouldn't either.

It's kind of coincidental that three new members popped into the scene around the same time. If you look at their posts, they echo the same things that are clearly BS.

When you see the same providers over and over you know how they operate. Then a few new members with two or three posts talk about how their experience with the same providers are beyond what you know they do.

I agree, it's pretty fishy!

MT314.

[QUOTE=MikeInBrazil;3375500]I'm going to call BS on this report, double post in different threads and another post calling out a provider, smells fishy to me.[/QUOTE]No doubt this is a chick posing as a monger. Absolutely pathetic.

C5.

[QUOTE=MikeInBrazil;3375500]I'm going to call BS on this report, double post in different threads and another post calling out a provider, smells fishy to me.[/QUOTE]I LOL'd after I read his review. That girl is a mess.

Atreides.

[QUOTE=Unreconstructe;3371877]In my dream, she was over an hour late

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[QUOTE=Vino7373;3375480]She was on time [/QUOTE]Really, where you there? I dreamt that we were suppose to meet at my hotel room at 9 am. I texted and called with no reply. Checkout was at 11. Since the room was already paid for, I waited until it was time to check out. As I was getting ready to check out, she finally texted me. She told me she overslept and that she didn't have WiFi connection until she had walked to CVS. She wanted me to pick her up there, which was 25 minutes away, because her car was at Autozone with a broken belt. That doesn't sound like being on time to me. But maybe you're correct and she was on time as it was was only a dream and anything can happen in a dream.