Uncle Leo is Around to Stay
I have made no less than 30 trips between the grapevine and "I have a Dream." on the usual stretch, and all but two trips I have passed Uncle Leo at some point along the way.
There is no doubt that pickings have been slim due to the increased "traffic".
Being that I am not wise enough (nor credible at this point) to leverage this site's offerings on the street, things are pretty frustrating!
I guess I will just have to stick to the rules, fight for cred. Here, and keep grinding for some grinding.
Nuthin' special, just a scoop of a hefty BSW
I have a fondness for young BSWs with ample bosoms and although I have driven the McM and Linn St. Stretches many times over the past few months, the pickings have been very slim. A few days ago I spotted a short, rotund BSW on Race and circled around to get a better look at her. I'm guessing she was about 5"1" and maybe 250 pounds, but she had a nice smile and it looked like she had a lot up top, so I made the scoop. Asked her name, she said,"I'm Smiley," both answering my question and making an accurate self-description. Negotiations involved me suggesting that we spent 20-30 minutes at the delightful Rest Inn on Central. I offered $30 and when she asked for $40 I explained that since it was sometimes difficult for me to bust a nut, there would be a $10 tip if she helped me succeed in doing so. She accepted these terms and off we went to the motel. Along the way she commented that "unlike a lot of girls out on the street," she did not partake of hard drugs, only puffing a bit of weed from time to time. It was not the first time that I have heard this. Nor was it the first time I heard about a "struggling single mother" who was just trying to make a few extra dollars. But, in the interest of maintaining a pleasant relationship with someone who would soon be applying what I hoped were good oral skills to a normally covered area of my anatomy, I simply smiled and nodded at her comments.
Things went swimmingly at the Rest Inn. I had given her $30 up front, displaying my trust in her honesty and good will, so to complete my part of the bargain, I said,"Give me back that ten dollar bill and I'll trade you a twenty for it." The only reason I make this post about an otherwise quite ordinary transaction with a SW is what happened next. I fully expected that when she saw me fishing for a twenty dollar bill, she would say something to the effect that she had been so good at her craft she deserved a $20 tip instead of the measly $10 tip I had offered. But no, that's no what occurred. She just flipped the $30 I had given her up front onto the bed as she finished getting her clothes adjusted. I traded the $10 bill for a $20 and all was good. So if you like those really hefty girls with massive mams, Smiley said she would probably be out and around more and more as the weather warmed. She has Bill Fanta's seal of approval!
Bill. You. Just. Don't. Learn.
Bill your stories always crack me up, and you seem to find more adventure, than a Jungle Safari. But you have to learn that an old man like yourself, can be no match for a 250lb thick ass young girl, who might not be as honest as you think she. Even Pokie can't be trusted and she is only 5'3" 125lbs. And many of these girls have to carry protection, like a razor, ice pick, knife, or box cutter, and sometimes more. Even for someone like myself, any of these girls can be a handful, and with drugs or money in the mix, well you can just imagine what might happen.
But you still take your chances. That being so, you really need to take better care of showing anyone your money. Even when you stop at a store, or get gas (if you pay cash) , but especially when dealing with SW's. Look at what happened with Denise, and she just grabbed your money from your pocket. She was on crack, and has a boyfriend she could have had helped her better take advantage of you. She is having another baby by him now, if she has not yet delivered.
You are Lucky you haven't had your car stolen, or jacked as your cruising. Old men cruising look "Out-of-Place" to everyone who see's you.
Even Pokie got her ass kicked for trying to rip off a few drug boyz, she's been shot three times. At one point she was walking with a limp. So if an SW would be willing to rip off a Corner Drug Boy, then what do you think they will do with you or anyone else, reading this post. The street have rules, and you can bend them, but you better know them.
But I really know you already know this, so I am really preaching to those out there who don't know. I think "Street Rules" are basically Uncommon Sense Rules, but too many don't seem to use enough of them.
Also REMEMBER, the rules on MONEY, and if you are willing to give more, they will be more willing to ask more. Most SW's are willing to accept less if it is close to their asking amount. Stay within the Street Rules for paying so you don't spoil it for everyone else.
As for the streets, as warm as the last few days were, I saw few SW's I would be willing to pick up. The ones I have seen, I needed to take a couple a fly-by's, but before I could get a decent bit of info, she was gone. It doesn't take long at times, because everyone is cruising. And there are too many Fags, invading areas where real female SW's use to be. It is getting overloaded, especially in Walnut Hills.
Remember, an SW with Good Digits is worth her weight in "Whatever"!
[QUOTE=Bill Fanta; 1395086]I have a fondness for young BSWs with ample bosoms and although I have driven the McM and Linn St. Stretches many times over the past few months, the pickings have been very slim. A few days ago I spotted a short, rotund BSW on Race and circled around to get a better look at her. I'm guessing she was about 5"1" and maybe 250 pounds, but she had a nice smile and it looked like she had a lot up top, so I made the scoop. Asked her name, she said,"I'm Smiley," both answering my question and making an accurate self-description. Negotiations involved me suggesting that we spent 20-30 minutes at the delightful Rest Inn on Central. I offered $30 and when she asked for $40 I explained that since it was sometimes difficult for me to bust a nut, there would be a $10 tip if she helped me succeed in doing so. She accepted these terms and off we went to the motel. Along the way she commented that "unlike a lot of girls out on the street," she did not partake of hard drugs, only puffing a bit of weed from time to time. It was not the first time that I have heard this. Nor was it the first time I heard about a "struggling single mother" who was just trying to make a few extra dollars. But, in the interest of maintaining a pleasant relationship with someone who would soon be applying what I hoped were good oral skills to a normally covered area of my anatomy, I simply smiled and nodded at her comments.
Things went swimmingly at the Rest Inn. I had given her $30 up front, displaying my trust in her honesty and good will, so to complete my part of the bargain, I said,"Give me back that ten dollar bill and I'll trade you a twenty for it." The only reason I make this post about an otherwise quite ordinary transaction with a SW is what happened next. I fully expected that when she saw me fishing for a twenty dollar bill, she would say something to the effect that she had been so good at her craft she deserved a $20 tip instead of the measly $10 tip I had offered. But no, that's no what occurred. She just flipped the $30 I had given her up front onto the bed as she finished getting her clothes adjusted. I traded the $10 bill for a $20 and all was good. So if you like those really hefty girls with massive mams, Smiley said she would probably be out and around more and more as the weather warmed. She has Bill Fanta's seal of approval![/QUOTE]
